/lit/ - Literature

>>16238951

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEtldt-FI8Y

>>16238951
Replace that hair with Korean idol fringe

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>>16238957
It's actually depressing that both people in this picture are dead.

The Joyce's bones schizo

>>16239031
I like the tension on their faces. I imagine kurt tried to be an edgelord and big guy took him to be a brat and to cover kurt held his hand sorta to humor it more and to say he's not a threat but his face was acknowledging to the author he messed up and andre did his best to cover it up w the faint trace of a grimace on his left side, same as kurt. I wonder if their grimace directions imply comfort levels as well

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>>16238957
He's a big guy

>>16239066
for kooort

>>16239043
i can't tell if that's a guy or a girl or a med or a nigger or a man or a goblin
i would bet money that guy's 23andme doesn't go above 20% on a single continent
he looks like the fucking missing link between man and monkey

>>16239072
he's doing that pose on purpose

>>16238951

>>16239072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8#t=456

Me and my /lit/ friends partaking in /lit/

>>16239072
He's 100% pure-blood Irish

>>16239043
¡La Criatura!

>>16239072
kek

>>16238957
Why does this feel likes its such genuine love but when you see some boy/girl nonsense it just seems so superficial

>>16239043
based

>>16238951
Cute OP

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>>16239352
This image is blessed

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>>16239065
Come back guenonfag(pbuh), I miss you

>>16239011
Hi

>>16238951
i like those big crazy anime dolls some people have. they actually look nice sometimes. but funko pops are just ehhh look like trash. not something worth displaying

Currently reading metaphysics

>>16239935
ngl I want fuck this hard.

>>16239935
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>16238957
I hear one of these guys has a posse...

wtf why are you posting your actual pics

>>16240351
That's the point of the thread?

this is me btw

>>16240361
There’s a manga of it now?

>>16239935
breh where are your shoulders

this is at the factory; i'm just jotting down some lines for my latest poem

>>16239308
‘’’love’’’ between a man and a woman can never compare to fraternal love between two men. the greeks knew this

>>16240370
Yes.

>>16238957
What the fuck I though Kurt was much shorter

>>16239054
it's just two guys smiling at a camera you schizo

>>16239935
You look 14 years old
>this are the people you browse /lit/ with

>>16239043
dios mio...

>>16239348
...ewan mcgregor?

>>16240695
i'm sure that's him you fucking retarded newfag piece of shit

>>16239348
Kys if you wear a mask in your own house

>>16238951

>>16238951
Selamun Aleyk, brothers!
How it be?

>>16239348
>cuck muzzle

a toast! to literature!

im sorry you had to find out this way, anon

>>16240370
>leave /lit/ for a few years
>come back
>butterfly's posting again
:3

>>16238951
Why is this picture so repulsive

>>16240370
butterfly you don't look like bjork...

>>16241930
More like a relation. She’s prettier, I know.

>>16242378
bro
why do you keep long hair?
my hair is pretty long and I've been wondering if I should cut it, really torn

>>16242411
>why the long hair
I'm a platonist Marxist.

>>16239935
L O N D O N

>my fav book is Lolita how could (You) tell?

>>16242394
You guys always give her shit but she's not that bad.

Should I do it? Should I post my face?

>>16242631
Yes, YES

>>16240686
You wrong
Dude you responded to made a based analysis

>>16239935
I like your vibe bro

Too lazy to post a pic in front of my books, so I’ll just this old one.

>>16238951
Favourite is author is Nietzsche. Has only read half of his work, thinks having once lasted 73 days on no-fap makes him the Übermensch.

>>16238957
Favourite book is Of Mice and Men. Has never read anything else in his life. Just reads Of Mice and Men.

>>16239011
Is secretly Survive the Jive, before he grew out his beard.

>>16239035
Is a literal Narnian.

>>16239043
Can’t even read. Got lost on his way to one of the porn boards.

>>16239065
Satan incarnate.

>>16239107
MASSIVE Anthony Trollope fan. Won’t shut up about it.

>>16239348
Got lost on his way to /cm/. Mostly reads history, occasionally dabbles into fiction, although not any really good fiction. Reads things like Life of Pie, etc.

>>16239352
See OP’s comment. Insert Ayn Rand.

>>16239419
Is actually the most well read guy on the entirety of /lit/. Has transcended his own petty ego, and therefore feels no need to boast about it, or even acknowledge it. Just shit posts between reading obscure ancient texts in their original languages.

>>16239935
Has read two Evola books, and a handful of decent Greek texts, Plato, Aristotle, etc, although he’s never finished any of them. Is a pseudo, although he aspires to be greater.

>>16240361
Has actually read Ulysses.

>>16240391
Too based for Marx. Has written his own improved and more comprehensive version of Capital. Will never publish it due to constantly insisting on additions and edits to the text. Will die without anyone ever fully realising his genius.

>>16240922
Better read than he looks, at least in between smashing pussy.

>>16241063
Is >>16239348‘s dream guy.

>>16241080
OP again.

>>16241183
Purple pilled, the secret art of necromancy.

>>16242378
Doesn’t believe in books. Uses a kindle because he doesn’t want to kill trees.

>>16242554
Reads The Beano and The Daily Sport in between his telly watching.

>>16242670
faggot, started wearing suits to reclaim the masculinity he lost when he was bullied in high school, still wonders what a pussy feels like

>>16238957
Of mice and meth

>>16242670
>That dead hebrew stare

>>16242678
Not too far off.

>>16242670
You look like a sniveling turd.

>>16242643
are you sure? i thought it was a dangerous thing to do.

>>16242670
You look like a bully magnet

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>>16242678
>started wearing suits to
>

>Okay. I'll tell ya. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard, and you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing, you always say "ooh, I'll get you later" but later never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls, when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield was some profound intellectual. He wasn't. He was a spoiled brat. And that's why you like him so much. He's you. God, you're pretentious. And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer even though you're terrible. You know, I should've known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note, she would've known there's no 'a' in the word 'definite'. And you know what I hate most about you, is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "legalise pot, man", how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America, well what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen Brian, never seen you down there. You wanna help? Grab a ladle. And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh wait, you don't believe in Jesus Christ, or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots". Well who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father, how's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore. That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore. I'll see you, Brian. Thanks for the fucking steak.

Hello lit how're things

>>16238951
Am I cute? uwu

>>16242758
>He wasn't. He was a spoiled brat
Family guy was so close, but dropped the ball here

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>>16238951
Those are all me btw

>>16242688
you look like a fucking joke in a suit if you're under 35 unless you work in the appropriate field

>>16242758
that was a pretty cathartic scene. Fuck Brian

>>16242777
wouldn't do anything if i slapped his gfs ass, you ask me for a cigarette outside the gas station and i refuse and you wait for me to leave before audibly ranting to yourself about what a jerk and a dumbass i am

>>16242777
if you're the woman, i want to fuck you so bad

>>16242810

>you ask me for a cigarette outside the gas station and i refuse and you wait for me to leave before audibly ranting to yourself about what a jerk and a dumbass i am

There is 0% chance this isn't projection

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>>16239054
It's a photoshop you retards. Andre died in '93. The pic is originally with Michel Douglass.

>>16241930
she actually kinda does

>>16242826
if by projection you mean that at all times i am projecting and immediately manifesting my will , secured in my absolute physical dominance over inferior males then yes, I would also project my jizz all over your pig bitches face

>>16238951
Looks like an accountant
>>16239011
probably gay
>>16239043
probably doesn't know how to read
>>16239348
books arranged by colour, you're a faggot and a pseud
>>16239935
looks like the little character they made you create on the Wii
>>16242378
looks nice
>>16242492
I guess you probably sweat a lot
>>16242670
I bet you even get bullied at the synagogue
>>16242777
checked, but you look insufferable

>>16239935
This kid is 18

>>16242777
Edward Scissorhands lowered the bar in the last 30 years.

>>16242833
checked.
>>16242839
>hasn't added anything to his style, room, character since the age of 15
>has only subtracted pieces of his personality since then
this is what 4Chan does to people

>>16239935
U posted this on /fit/ too lmao

Late night phone posting in bed lmao

>>16242878
Cute, CUTE!

i have posted my face on /lit/ elsewhere and needless to say got btfo'd but fuck you all anyway

>>16242878
You're here too

>>16242918
you're a chinese arab gypsy

>>16242918
are you in southern california? i am looking for a wife, as long as you don't get bitchy if i cheat on you i think i would make for a competent husband

>faces of /lit/
pic related is me contemplating literature, and by "literature" I mean shitposting on /lit/.
Good day, gents.

>>16242921
yes, but I've resisited becoming the 30 year old 4channer Wojak avoiding anything which anyone could anywhere call reddit or cringe.

>>16242918
does anyone else ever get violent thoughts when they see a woman
like whenever i see some fucking thot sticking her ass out wearing almost nothing obviously vying for attention and wanting to be desired, i find it hard to stop myself from daydreaming about bashing her smug fucking whore face in with a fucking golf club, watching her expression go from that fake "trying to be cute" face they all make to fear and then horror as she starts screaming and pleading with me before i hit her again and knock the wind out of her disgusting whore body, her screaming turns to frantic gurgling as i keep bashing her stupid fucking face in over and over until even that subsides, she's unrecognizable her head is a bloody bubbling pulp, all shades of red speckled with bright white and soggy grey littering her crushed cranium alongside tufts of her stupid fucking dyed hair jesus fucking christ i hate these people so god damned much i don't even want pussy from them i don't want their attention i don't want to be liked by these vile people they're disgusting, if one of them touched me i'd cut my fucking hand off i just want them to fucking DIE

>>16242923
try again

>>16242932
nope, about a few continents away, sorry

>>16243000
you must be poor. i can give you a better life.

>>16242994
no. you need to see a therapist to know where this hate is coming from, so you can get it out of your system and lead a good life.

>>16242994
nice, that just means you're a high test alpha male. get out there and conquer king

>>16242777
i like u guys, u cute

>>16243000
>try again
it wasn't a guess, i'm saying you look like a mixture of 3 different races. i'm guess you're mongolian or something

How do I look?

>>16243023
She's Pakistani.

>>16243029
so she is poor.

don't be a coward honey, everyone loves 90 day fiance this is what people do now. i am better looking than every guy on /lit/, i don't want to post my pic because i don't want any of you to kill yourselves

photo my gf took

>>16242670
You have an unconventional attraction, anon. Eagle-like.

>>16243036
I bet you are less attractive than the trannies

>>16243029
i'm indian

>>16243036
really now? how old are you?

>>16242918
omg i cannot look at pics of this chick for more than a few seconds without getting aroused wtf why is she so fucking sexy

>>16243067
i don't want to hurt anyone by mogging them sorry, i'm very compassionate

>>16243091
28

>>16243107
I have a spare room, and you can easily make a thousand USD a week just working entry level gig jobs in my county, even if you don't drive you can do okay just dogsitting or something effortless like this - a friend of mine makes like 800 a week doing that, it requires no work besides feeding a dog and letting it outside

>>16242670
M A L E F E M I N I S T

this became /soc/ real quick

>>16242918
Too cute.

>>16243127
super hot indian chicks will do that

>>16243152
she's a 5 but i'll turn her into an 8 if she's willing to leave the shitstreets, eye threading and skin injections don't cost that much

>>16243107
F

>>16243152
Get some standards, Jesus

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>>16243160
can't help it, when i look at her my instincts say you should procreate with this woman

>>16243227
5 is average, nothing wrong with that. i'll get her some new tits too, if that's what you want sweetheart

>>16243160
>implying you can have standards as a sub-8 male in 2020
OH NONONO AHAHAHA

>>16240516
>i like dudes./.

>>16242758
Gayest scene in the show's history. A serial rapist is chewing out Brian for being pretentious and we're supposed to think that the rapist has the moral high ground? Fuck him.

>>16243283
>thinking seriously about morals of characters of some retarded Amerimutt show
Go back

>>16243283
I don't care in the slightest about being called pretentious. I need real friends. I am sick of sitcom munster crap. Better yet, read/ watch/ listen to something I actually fucking talk about and discuss it.

....so everybody that posts here is somehow deformed

>>16242878
I'd let her stick her dick in my pooper 2bh

>>16243353
Anybody dumb enough to post their face on 4chan is deformed, yes.

>>16243322
cry more, euronigger.

>>16239348
really sucks that Stormwind didn't pay you guys for the labour

>>16239352
Old but gold

>>16243433
again, checked. but uhm have you've been served butterfly pasta already though?

>>16242918
L O N D O N

>>16239035
based Siegfried

>>16239011
Varg?

>>16242777
cute uwu

>>16242679
underrated

>this thread is still alive one day later
How do mods live with themselves

>>16242670
lol banana face

>>16242777
loved you in black books