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What makes a good pen name?

>> No.16192889

Nipply Bitchlittle

>> No.16192891

Seymour Cox

>> No.16192893

>>16192875
Pedro Paramo

>> No.16192896

>>16192875
If it sounds cool
Thats legit it

>> No.16192897

u e i a a walla walla bing bang

>> No.16192905

Pointy Licious

>> No.16192908

>>16192875
Fug Mai'ase

>> No.16192910

Mike Rosoft

>> No.16192916

Harry Kant

>> No.16192928

Automatic Kant

>> No.16192934

Dickpumper Cumwaffle

>> No.16192946

Hugh G. Rection

>> No.16192947

combine names of other authors, eg:
DAVID FOSTER PYNCHON

>> No.16193008

Ernest Proust Melville

>> No.16193019

Plato von Nietzsche

>> No.16193023

Charles Ralph Conrad

>> No.16193048

Pseudo-Dionysos Schoppenhauer

>> No.16193058

Meister Kierkegaard

>> No.16193089

wayne kerr
mike oxmaul

>> No.16193095

Bong DeChillo

>> No.16193353

A name that alludes to the mystique of a common man

In spanish Juan Leon Ruiz

In English John Stonebreaker

>> No.16193360

Augustine Crispius Baudelaire

>> No.16193361

Bastard Nigger the Earl of Pussyville

>> No.16193403

Shitpusher Homofarm, Breaker of Hetero Anuses

>> No.16193469

Angela Ancestry Carmichael.

>> No.16193472

The Writer

>> No.16193479

>>16192875
Fuck around with your own name and add or remove things to it to be a big cool

>> No.16193564

Wordmancer

>> No.16193573

Honoré de Balzac

>> No.16193597

le baron de burgerville

>> No.16193619

Some funnies in this tread. Just don't R R your middle initials.

>> No.16193628

George R R Martin Tolkien Faulkner Poe Lovecraft person man

>> No.16193650

Kiddy Fiddler Boymolester

>> No.16193665

Cocksocket Pooportal

>> No.16193704

Mike Hunt

>> No.16193745

>>16192875
I remember listening to how Lee Child chose his. He wanted something punchy and towards the start of the alphabet so in bookstores people were more likely to come across it.

>> No.16193751

Engelbert Humperdinck

>> No.16193760

>>16193745
Ass Hole

>> No.16193931

Big Penny's

>> No.16193941
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>>16192875
Bobby Bodacious

>> No.16193955

>>16193760
It goes by last name

>> No.16193960

>>16193941
My oldest miscarriage of a half brother would listen to a godforsaken Joe Cool disc. I literally wanted to off myself living with him. Fucking godrotting hell...

>> No.16193973

>>16193960
Based, but I can see why you are angry at him

>> No.16193987

>>16193955
Stupid stupid stupid
Better think of something quick
Nope
I'm sunk. I had a good laugh to myself anyways.

>> No.16193994

>>16193987
Cornelius "TP" Cornholio

>> No.16194044

>>16193994
Just Asshole would have done. Me and my brain glitches...

>> No.16194048

Haha why would you name a pen thats fucking weird man

>> No.16194053

>>16192896
bonus points for a cool story behind it, like mark twain

>> No.16194063

>>16192875
>What makes a good pen name?
In short, the best pen name is one that does not exist. But I can give you a longer answer if you want.
I have thought of a few examples. The name 'X' is pretty good. It's certainly easy to remember, and if you use the same initial for your first and surname it has a nice symmetry about it. Another good name is 'O', but that has a problem. You can't use it twice, and you don't want to be too similar to 'X'. Also there's the risk that someone might confuse you with Barrack 'futa cock sucker" Obingobong. Another good option is 'God'. It's memorable, so you would certainly stand out from the crowd. But there are problems with this name. First of all, you have to be a deity in order to use it. And I know for sure that you're not a god. Secondly, the name is kind of narcissistic. I mean, who wants to be thought of as God? You would probably turn out to be a narcissist.

>> No.16194066

>>16192875
Peepee Poopoo

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>>16194044
You're still based tho, friend

>> No.16195933

>>16192875
nigger

>> No.16196239

>>16192875
Maximilian Wilfred Goldenbaum III