/lit/ - Literature

>>16171345
SHUT UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>16171345
Why do right wingers like kanye

>>16171356
dilate trannie

>>16171360
Uncle Tom

you can’t imagine what it would be like because it crossed your mind to begin with. The worst part about this post is that I know a person or two that say things like this unironically. I feel nothing but contempt for them, and for you.
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>16171360
because he is right wing

Add in Jung and you have the official "Pseud Squad of Intellectuals Who Fellate Fiction So Much That They Would Make Even People Who Call Games Art Cringe."

>>16171345
The faggot orgy would be AMAZING indeed.

>>16171571
Based

>>16171345
Tolkien and Kanye would hit it off and eagerly bond over fantasy worldbuilding together. CS Lewis would try to participate, but they would start talking over him when all of his suggestions are more talking animals.
Peterson would attempt some half-assed Jungian analysis of Tolkien and West's work, but would eventually become discouraged- he would keep finding "religious symbolism" which Tolkien and Kanye would dismiss as very obvious.
As it becomes clear that Tolkien and Kanye are working on a new three-part epic (with Tolkien using his newfound understanding of 21st century Chicago culture to craft more believable fantasy races), Lewis and Peterson become extremely jealous and cannot be consoled.
Feeling left out, Lewis and Peterson begin a project to rewrite the entire bible to be more "accessible," mostly by plagiarizing whole chapters, changing names to be more whimsical, and adding in some comic relief.

>>16171360
Only right winger there is Tolkien btw

>>16171710
I would pay to see a Tolkein epic inspired by Chicago.

Endless noise.

>>16171345
Lewis would BTFO the ones on the right then Tolkien would lecture Lewis on how that is improper christian behavior. After analyzing Tolkien's words he'd come to the same conclusion and ask for forgiveness from Kanye and Peterson, both of which would - on the surface - forgive Lewis but still hold resentment deep down in their freshly bore assholes.

>>16171360
he's the best

>>16171345
would honestly just rather listen to kanye

>>16171345
We can already. It's called GPT-3. JUST TYPE IN WHAT YOU WANT AND THEN YOU GET IT.

>>16171345
You can just ask GPT-3 to generate the conversation for you. Fucking boomers...

>>16173885
“Now I am”

-Kanye West, Last Call.

You’re nothing, man. Nothing compared to Kanye. Who is nothing compared to Jesus, who is God in the flesh.

>>16173885
Lol. Weird...

>>16173885
I'm on a waitlist.

>>16171360
He's as retarded as they are

>>16171360
He's a Christian Trump supporter

>>16176063
Based

>>16171345
I can only imagine their together booze in an old English pub.

>>16171345
I'd rather not

>>16171360
because it's funny how easy it is to split the black vote

>>16171345
>Tolkein: I like God
>C.S. Lewis: I agree
>Kanye: I agree
>JP: *Enters a benzodiazepine-induced seizure*

>>16171371
Ah, like clockwork. The irony of you lefties accusing conservatives of racism.

Bump

>>16171360
I dont really like him, but atleast he understands groupthinking is bad, unlike a lot of his kind.

>>16177065
Unlike you.

>>16171345
A. He is a Christian and seems to want to put out good content unlike the rest of the (((music industry)))
B. He supports Trump
C. He is against abortion

>>16171402
cringe tryhard