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>the library sage died of COVID

>> No.16110228

how u die of fake virus?

>> No.16110316

>>16110210
... allegedly.

>> No.16110510

yeah it's hitting the homeless pretty hard

>> No.16110523

>>16110228
I had covid and my only symptom was a tingling feeling in my throat

>> No.16110526

>>16110210
And this thread will die of sage.

>> No.16110538

>>16110510
Kekd

>> No.16110679

>>16110228
retard

>> No.16110912

>>16110523
no you didn't.

>> No.16110922

>>16110912
Ok

>> No.16110935
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>>16110210
>Librarian placed the cure manuscript in fiction

>> No.16110940

>the new library whore has syphilis

Having another STD test is so tedious

>> No.16110946

>last bastion of library goblin resistance routed by library shock troops at the Battle of the Cookbook and Outdoor Section
Kind of sad to see them go desu

>> No.16110984

>>16110679
Prove that it's real and any kind of a serious threat
7.5 billion people in the world and only 800k died from covid, that's 0.0001% of the world population. You're more likely to die from a car accident on the way to get tested for covid than covid itself

>> No.16110989

>>16110922
say you are sorry for irresponsibly lying to people.

>> No.16110992

>>16110989
Only if you give me your cummies you fat nigga baka UwU

>> No.16111157

>>16110992
stupid faggot still thinks it is good to lie and larp just because dudes in costumes do it.

>> No.16111176

>>16111157
Suck my fucking dick faggot nigger, I wish I could get covid again and spit inside your throat

>> No.16111183

>>16110210
>library sage
Do Americans really?
>COVID
Do Americans really?

>> No.16111192

>>16110946
Baste

>> No.16111202

>>16110523
How did you know it was covid and not the semen you slurp?

>> No.16111275

>>16111202
I tested positive for covid from slurping your moms juices

>> No.16111277

>>16110510
Good one

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>> No.16111296

>>16111275
in that case I hope you die from covid sooner. degenerates are not welcome on the planet.

>> No.16111365

>>16111296
I recovered faggot fuck

>> No.16111757

>>16111284
Uuuh ever heard of aids, bro?

>> No.16112132

>>16111365
I hope you get it again, or whatever WHO invents next.

>> No.16112139

>>16111757
you mean HIV? no one seen it.

>> No.16112172

>>16110523
That was from swallowing so much of your own cum

>> No.16112189

We've all been paranoid ever since we found out that the library falcons could transmit coronavirus

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>library twink failed NoFap again
>tfw I am the library twink

>> No.16112226

>>16112139
lol based terminologically correct anon

>> No.16112416

>>16112132
>or whatever WHO invents next.
>muh tinfoil hat

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>>16110935
>cute librarian listens to The Cure

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>library athiest moved all the religious books into the fiction section again

>> No.16113508

>somebody coomed in the book just when it was getting good and now the pages are stuck together

>> No.16115462

>>16113508
Some of us can't help it anon, but sorry all the same

>> No.16115936

>>16110984
>*tips fedora*