/lit/ - Literature

Why not just call it New Sex? Not intellectual enough for you?

$4 $H4 GREY HAS AN IQ OF 187 DOSTOEVSKY LYOTARD BLAH BLAH BLAH WERNER HERZOG YOU HAVE EVERY JUDD APATOW MOVIE ON DVD

>>1608468
Not vapid slut enough for me.

>>1608468
What's intellectual about "Neü Sex"? The fact that it's almost German?

>>1608478
I DON'T EVEN FIND HER ATTRACTIVE, BECAUSE I LIKE ASIAN PORN. BUT THE FOLLOWING ASIAN PORNSTARS I SIMPLY CANNOT STAND

KITTY JUNG
LUCY LEE
MIKA TAN
AND THERE'S ONE MORE, BUT I FORGOT HER PORN NAME.

>>1608483
YOU CAN ADD LONDON KEYS TO THE LIST, BUT SHE WASN'T THE ONE I WAS THINKING OF

>>1608483
Who the fuck asked or cares?

Like, there was no reason whatsoever for you to throw in your opinion of Asian pornstars that are entirely irrelevant to the topic of the thread and entirely irrelevant to any of the posts in the thread.

I swear you just love to see your own ridiculous, pointless fucking comments.

That said, you are entirely right to be disgusted both those bitches. "Asian" ethnic pornstars are not to be confused with genuinely Asian pornstars. Asian-American pornstars are fucking awful.

What is said book about?

>>1608483

>MIKA TAN

Jesus, that harpy is horrible. She's worse than Judge Judy. How does anyone find that attractive, I just do NOT even understand...

You know, a surprising number of 80's porn stars have gone on to not die or anything like that. Nina Hartley hooked some wall st. dude and lives very well, Ron Jeremy isn't dead (which is a success for him I guess) Tom Byron has his own company, etc...I wonder where Sasha will be in 30 years.

this fucking sperm bank "wrote" a book?

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a lousy porn actress and a dope
Entourage was the tops-that's it whore
Go suck some cocks and put something in your butt

It's a photography book. Bring this up with /p/.

>>1608454
i'll just read the spark notes, the same way she pretends to be intellectual by the reading spark notes of various postmodernist books.

book?

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cumbucket = publicity whore
go put something in your butt and film it

>>1608499
Hey. Shut the fuck up. I care. His post was better than yours.

I just want it made clear that I'll not read her book on account of that shitty title, and the number of cocks I have seen her handle has nothing to do with it.

>>1608817
This. What a shitty title. I am disappoint.

ITT white male undergrads realize that a pornstar is more intelligent than them and that no matter how many lattes they drink or Tolstoy they read that will never change, they are inferior

>>1608838
Shut the fuck up, tripfag. You are annoying.

>>1608838
ITT: your butthurt tears

>>1608856
This guy is so mad.

>>1608867
Indeed. I am.

>>1608856
>>1608859
>bawww he's right, now what will i do?!?
>Shoot the messenger!

>>1608926
Truly, I am quite ever so enraged by the thing he said.

>>1608926
>>1608943
nothing is as loathed as the truth

>>1608938
You are buttcrying. Tears are coming out of your red and swollen butthole.

>>1608943
Yeah, the more you continue to deny it the more we realize you're a samefag rager.

>>1608945
except for your posting

>>1608947
>call him butthurt before he calls me butthurt! then he cant call me butthurt and it wont be true!

>>1608951
lol

I'm not going to dismiss her just because she likes sex and makes lot's of money doing it. The book doesn't particularly interest me though.

The responses in this thread are a perfect example of why /lit/ needs to be deleted.

>>1609031

why is it a picture book?

is it because Sasha has nothing intelligent to say?

>rage against women because they wont have sex with you
>take pride and meaning in life in ones self-proclaimed intellect
>find out a whore is more intelligent than you

welp

>>1609074
It could be the position, but, man, Sasha's got some traps on her. For a girl, I mean. Has /fit/ seen this photo?

Everyone in this thread: go find a quote of something intelligent she has said and post it here. It can be about any topic. Don't come back until you find something.

>>1609152
"JENGA!"

-sasha gr3y on 9/11

>>1608499
>>1608499
>>1608499
i laughed
on a separate note i kinda doubt she's read the wilde classic that she draws her porn name from, and I seriosly doubt that anything she "wrote" is worthy of being discussed on /lit/

>>1609296
lol'd.


But seriously...
all of you are raging.
It's a photography book.
Please shut the hell up.

It doesn't make her more or less intelligent, it doesn't make her more or less of a porn star, it doesn't change anything, and it certainly has little to do with /lit/ other than it being called a 'book.'
Unless the quality of lit has been reduced to picture books, in which case I say carry on.

>>1608483
>KITTY JUNG

Fucking Pedo.

I'm looking up big words on Wikipedia and using them in a half assed essay about psuedo-intellectual b.s. as well. Maybe she'll have sex with me because we have so much in common, but then again my essay is satirical, because I don't know anything about philosophy for real, I just pretend to, oh wait....

>>1609346
Excuse me I like picture books.

Actually, I very much enjoyed the picture book Three Incestuous Sisters by Audrey Niffenegger, the chick who wrote Time Traveler's Wife

>>1609318
OH MY FUCKING GOD. I HAD NO IDEA THATS WHERE SHE GRABED THE NAME. ROFLROFL

Seriously, lets push that idea further. If she's Dorian Grey, then she will stay eternally beautiful. This turns her Pornos in the Portriat of Dorian Grey. Which is really appropriate, because the majority of them are vile cum slobbering anus journeys.

In her pathetic mind, these films becomes something she "has" to do, in order to "look beautiful". And thats true, because no Man, Woman, Dog or other Compnaion Species would gaze upon her otherwise.

I always hated her smugness in her pornos. And now I know where it comes from, she fancies herself a Dandy, a Decadent, a Libertine. In truth this mindset/guise is just a huge rationalization for her pathetic state that an earlier poster described as a "Sperm Bank", or as I like to think of it. A used condom. If she didn't keep this game up, she'd have to face the fact that she doesn't like gagging on dicks and allowing cum to ruin her eyeliner, but that no one would give a fuck if she stopped letting them do it.

>>1609383
Continuing.
If she stopped making Porno (destroying Her Portrait) she in turn would no longer be famous (she'd be dead, in a pop culture sense of a bygone moment). She can make as many books and records as she likes, but she can never stop making Porno.

>>1608454
I'm not going to be putting it anywhere in my body, thank you very much.

The question is; will it be better than Madonna's SEX, picture book, or Jenna Jameson's .... Yeah, it should be better than that

If I ever get to fuck her I'm going to make her cry, and she will not like it. I will not let her pull her bullshit "I'm a nasty girl, I like putting dicks so far down my throat that I gag. I like double penetration. And I love it when you ruin my eyeliner". No, she will hate it.

Because thats all Bullshit. She tries to keep her cool, and obviously can't. Her body says No. She begins to puke, and the dick has to come out. Her asshole is probably permanently enlarged. I bet it leaks shit. Her body is tensed, not in a sexual manner of a "I'm about to orgasm" but a tension of trying not to puke and scream in pain.

You can see it in her back. She hunches forward. If she would arch her back you'd know she actually liked it. Her body is always pulling in, instead of pushing out. She is fucking disgusting.

>>1609318
I think it was comic books Jean Grey

>>1609383
>>1609383
yea i mean its sad that our generation will think "sasha" instead of "dorian" when they hear the word grey. its sad that she is more famous then the book she too the name from, and that she fancies herself some kind of intellectual when she is literally just a cum guzzling whore. in the end its thoughts like this that kinda make me want to kill myself at times

I'm guessing everyone in this thread is referring to the ghostwritten book with her name attached to it.

We all know she didn't write anything.

>>1609410
Try not to get to worried about. In the end, Dorian Grey is still more broadly known. Its not even that great of a book. Tragic Hero, an over extended metaphor, and hardly decadent by today's standards. Compare it to American Psycho, there's a book with similar themes thats much more interesting.

But also, a google search for Grey gives Grey's Anatomy as the first result, and I'm not talking about the book.

This thread literally owns.

>>1609406
The name "Sasha" was taken from Sascha Konietzko of the band KMFDM, and "Grey" represents Oscar Wilde’s novel The Picture of Dorian Gray and the Kinsey scale of sexuality.
Wikipedia, like a boss.

>>1609419
>We all know she didn't write anything.
If she worked with a ghostwriter, I'll bet she came up with the whole concept and approved the direction at every point.

Unlike SOME ghostwritten tripe

Oh, fun fact guys.
She's no longer doing porn as of 2011.
Hasn't released any, and won't be.
Goin' mainstream.

>>1609442
Good for her.

Maybe I'll see her pulling out of that drive-thru again, and I can tell her as much

>>1609420
what have we done? while dorian is still more widely known give it 15 years and i doubt things will be the same. i personaly found the novel drone tastic but i think its a book that should be read.

>>1609449
Tell her about how you jerk off to her vids Anon

>I am /lit/ and I don't want this book to be published because only my colleges and I are intelligent enough to write down our experiences, ideas, and knowledge for people who want to read it.
Fuck all of you.

I liked her in the Girlfriend Experience

>>1609452
You think she doesn't know people masturbate to her?

>>1609471
You guys--people jerk off to porn? Is this 4 realz?

>>1609483
I just get wood, then I'm done.

>>1608499
OH YES, THIS THREAD FROM BEGINNING WAS TOTALLY RELATED TO LITERATURE AND I JUST DESTROYED THE DISCUSSION WITH MY INTERJECTION, DIDN'T I?
>>1608504
I KNOW MAN, I KNOW.

So she supposedly read a few existentialist books. Big deal. Everybody in post-WW2 france did the same fucking thing. the middle class liberals did the same fucking thing. if oprah winfrey were to shit out the newest addition to her book club, soccer moms would lap up the same fucking thing.

Existentialism as a philosophy is not tough to grasp. The fact that I've never seen her harp on about anything besides that leads me to believe she's just a fake. But fuck it, I really don't care.

>turns the lens on herself and takes fans into her private life through a series of candid and revealing self-portraits and snapshots accompanied by her private thoughts.

It will be SO edgy if all the pictures in the book will just be of cum stains on the camera lens.