/lit/ - Literature

you're pretty much fucked

Read it faggot

Kill yourself. If you can't take the time to read a book, then you shouldn't continue living.

Masturbate to lolicon.

>>1608652
No.

Sparknotes and movie, I guess. You should delete this thread now and get to it.

>>1608654
what a well though out statement

"What would you recommend I do to get the best understanding without actually reading this book?"

Drop-out of your literature course right now because you really shouldn't be doing it.

>>1608658
It was actually pretty impulsive, but it's still the best advice in this thread thus far.

>>1608654
>If you can't take the time to read a book, then you shouldn't continue living.
Yeah it's not like people have more important things to do than read walls of text all day

I don't think you niggers understand, I've accepted the fact that it was dumb not to read it, now, I'm doing what I can with what limited time I have to get the best grade I can.

>>1608669
>implying there are more important things to do than read

Where can I get the cliff notes without, you know, paying.

>>1608675
there are, such as s o c i a l i z i n g !

>>1608716

>Speaking to idiots who talk about The Jersey Shore for three hours and get drunk

>Reading the thoughts of history's greatest minds

You're really trying to say the first is better. Wow.

You could have downloaded the film and read Sparknotes by now.

>>1608725
>mistaking writing well for having a great mind
it's not like dumas created calculus, he wrote books and got paid for them that's about it

Make some Dirty Sanchez cookies for your teacher instead.
I did this once and passed the class without ever writing another paper.
I got an A.

>>1608725

When did he say that? Why make things up :(

>>1608733
Using Dumas of all writers as an example you boviously don't know what you're talking about

>>1608716
I would not call that more important. A lot more important would be eating and breathing but that may be it.

>>1608740
dumas was a great writer, joke's on you.

however, the day i decide to read a book rather than hang out with friends better be the same day i'm checked into a mental asylum.

>>1608746
I only like to hang out w/ friend when we discuss Ancient Mesopotamian civilization, otherwise those intellectually bankrupt numskulls bore me

I only like to hang out with friends when they buy me dinner.

>>1608733
I can do Calculus, Vector Calculus, Differential Equations and Linear Algebra. I can also pee while doing a handstand.

>>1608780
eww

If you're in high school, use Spark Notes. If you're in university then you're most likely fucked. You can't understand something without actually reading it.

>>1608780
>I can do highschool math
Wow.

>>1608792
You're easily impressed!

>>1608725

Or you could try partying with English majors. We get drunk & closely analyze each other's favorite books until the other person doesn't like them anymore. (That means they lose.)

Thanks for the wonderful ideas guys but I just went ahead and bought the cliff notes for my itouch.