/lit/ - Literature

>>16023385
>Why don't you stop jerking off
should’ve ended there
saged

>>16023385
I think I’m gay

>>16023399
Gay people do in fact also get laid

>>16023385
I'm a lot better at reading than getting laid

>>16023385
beholding that monstrous sow has cured me of my masturbatory ways

>>16023385
Teach me how

>>16023385
no.

>>16023385
Getting laid take no real skill or effort, just show up at bar close and be interested, willing, able, all it takes. A good work of literature is a commitment, takes effort, offers rewards.

The incels should drop the book and pick up a fatty at bar close, reading offers them nothing.

>>16023385
Because I'm just "a good friend"

>>16023385
I did. I still like books.

>>16023385
Damn, what a waste of potential.

>>16023385
The last time I had sex you sperged out and told me she was too young. Make your mind up.

>>16023530
Drop that bitch immediately. She is using you.

>>16023569
>implying it was just one

>>16023385
here's a better question: why the fuck would i ever want anything to do with a woman?

>>16023385
does anyone else ever get violent thoughts when they see a woman
like whenever i see some fucking thot sticking her ass out wearing almost nothing obviously vying for attention and wanting to be desired, i find it hard to stop myself from daydreaming about bashing her smug fucking whore face in with a fucking golf club, watching her expression go from that fake "trying to be cute" face they all make to fear and then horror as she starts screaming and pleading with me before i hit her again and knock the wind out of her disgusting whore body, her screaming turns to frantic gurgling as i keep bashing her stupid fucking face in over and over until even that subsides, she's unrecognizable her head is a bloody bubbling pulp, all shades of red speckled with bright white and soggy grey littering her crushed cranium alongside tufts of her stupid fucking dyed hair jesus fucking christ i hate these people so god damned much i don't even want pussy from them i don't want their attention i don't want to be liked by these vile people they're disgusting, if one of them touched me i'd cut my fucking hand off i just want them to fucking DIE

>>16023385
I love fat girls so fucking much. God bless the girls with good genetics who let themselves go. The big beautiful women, with their pretty plump faces and their bulging, sagging udders and their bloated guts. Overfull, and overflowing, and ripe to bursting. Luxurious excess and indulgent grandeur. There's no beautiful girl who is MORE beautiful than a beautiful fat girl. Divine and radiant with their curving, bending folds and rolls. Such size and girth overflows and overswells with erotic power and grand arousal. Their big waistlines are erotic in an imperious way.

I really love fat girls.

>>16023591
Hello? Based department? Oh....several calls already? No worries goodbye.

>>16023385
>get laid
I just did, I regret not spending that time reading books written by some 2000 year old hobo.

>>16023598
>t. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bng1FjbpEvo

>>16023408
Dude, I’m a stud, I’ve been in over maybe... 4? 5? Situations (all throughout high school) where a woman completely spread herself to me, thinking me the bull I larped as, and always, during the moment of truth....

Yeah bro I can’t get laid. And the thought of gay sex disgust me. So I just read books. Hopefully the girls have forgotten me. Sorry for reddit post

>>16023605
BASED AAAAARRRGGHH

I want to but I'm hideous on the inside and out.

>>16023385
Ideas are more interesting than sex. Sex is cool too though.

>>16023398
What this anon said. Also, guilt that we can't overcome our desires despite our false enlightenment makes it more pleasurable/naughty than being an ordinary pornsick cumbrain.

>>16023605