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I still remeber what happened to me at elementary school.
>teacher writes Shakespeare on board
>she thinks correct pronunciation is Schopenhauer

>> No.16018494

>>16018485
She did not.

>> No.16018529

>>16018485
Perhaps we all obliviously do things like this

>> No.16018530
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16018530

>>16018494
ok

>> No.16018538

>>16018530
Do you feel bad about lying to us?

>> No.16018543
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16018543

This happened to me except it didn't

>> No.16018559

>>16018538
Not at all.

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>>16018485
hahahahahahahahhaahhahahhahaha
I'm in tears
holy shit!
How could she be so stupid? lmao
little did she know that schopenhauer is a relatively unknown philosopher, but how could she know she's only a basic english teacher. hahahahhahahha

>> No.16018690
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>>16018485
Lmao I do this all the time, what do I do, times /lit/ help? Hey guys can you get me to 100! (You)'s that would be REALLY appreciated.

Let's get there.

>> No.16018694

>>16018485
haha damn i used to hate it when my teacher did that

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>>16018690

>> No.16018821
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>>16018485
>science class
>learning about space
>I ask a question about vacuums
>whole class laughs at me
>they think I'm talking about a vacuum cleaner
The whole thing surreal
Really opened my eyes about a lot of things

>> No.16018996

Freudian slip, Schopi was her dad

>> No.16019044

>be me, 13 yo esl talking with american exchange students
>speak in older english(thee, thinketh, etc.) for fun
>they literally don't know that I'm speaking techincally correct english and think I was making shit up
>spend 15 minutes trying to convince them that I'm not fucking with them and people actually spoke in such a manner
I'm still very confused as to why they would think that, considering that they should've been familiar with it and I wasn't making any misatkes

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>>16018690
Hah, coffee time, Congrats!

>> No.16019054

>>16018821
Why didn't you just explain space is a vacuum?

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>>16019054
nigga space is nutthin its not a vacuum

>> No.16019452

>>16019054
>>16019054
WHY THE HELL WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT A VACUUM CLEANER IN SPACE

>> No.16019466

>>16018543
kek

>> No.16019501
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16019501

>>16019452
Suck! suck! suck!

>> No.16019543

>>16019054
Because this also didn't happen

>> No.16019583

>>16018821
>In science class in middle school
>Quiz about states of matter
>"This state conforms to the shape of whatever vessel you put it in"
>Write gas because gas will always expand to occupy whatever container you put it in, duh
>"No anon, it's a liquid"
>Wat

>> No.16019640

>>16019583
actually its a boze einsten body