/lit/ - Literature

>>16003250
shut the fuck up rapture stop making subtle personality cult threads and get cancer a second time

>>16003250
Nobody fucking cares

Whoooaaa! An undergraduate at an IVY?!??! That's so exclusive!! We're members of the elite together. Are you a dead-eyed mulatto with a twitter account too?? Or are you a chinese with nouveau riche mainlander parents? Oh!! Are you a twinky effeminate white guy whose parents are 'financial analysts' in LA or New York??? Only the best of the best go here! We should meet up and network ;-)

>>16003300
based

>>16003250
Recent Ivy Grad here living near Boston area. Are you an actual student or someone working at the Broad Institute?

>>16003300
Cope harder. I’m a white, Christian male and did the impossible in 2020 in getting accepted at an Ivy. Suck my dick loser.

>>16003337
>the impossible in 2020 in getting accepted at an Ivy.

lmao, enjoy your zoom classes and grade inflation zoomer faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmwTN2slUhU

>>16003360
Cope. I’ll be making 120k starting at Goldman Sachs while that’ll be your salary ceiling if you’re lucky

>>16003337
Lol why do people LARP in these threads?

>>16003300
Based

>>16003367
Fucking cringe lmao

>>16003360
Disgusting, I wish I'd never seen that video.

>>16003367
>i got into the ELITE school for transgender latinx crusaders for Black lives, what have you done?

hahaha the ivy league is a private high school, nobody cares about it anymore. even if it nets you a job at your own dad's business, which you were guaranteed if you're the kind of featureless androgyne that goes to princeton in the first place, it's not worth any prestige anymore and nobody cares

your classmates and colleagues are histrionic lesbians who lug mattresses around and faggots shouting into bullhorns

>>16003337
Let's see a picture of your hand holding a cross or bible with a timestamp.
Every ivy league student on /lit/ is apparently white christian male even though that's a small minority of those colleges in reality.

>>16003367
>>16003337
Instead of indulging in your neet fantasy make something of yourself anon

>>16003250
>ivy
better luck next time kiddo

>>16003367
ok Jew nobody cares why don’t you go squeeze one of those resistance scissor weights to beef up your wrists you stupid bug

>>16003403
Wait, but it’s people pretending to go to ivy league schools because they think it makes anons seethe right?
People don’t really go on 4channel and pretend to be white?

>>16003337
this post was brought to you by merchant hands

>>16003420
:People don’t really go on 4channel and pretend to be white?
Yes they do.
Here is a /pol/ meetup.

>>16003451
Jesus christ LARPing as a different race is definitely prospective suicide material

>>16003360
yeth acthully i reathy enjohy my sthchooling at harvard liberal arthts colleje

>>16003451
Those were fun times, a lot of reddit leaked into it but there was a nice core of real old school /pol/fags joking about how barely any of them were white.

>>16003403

>going to an ivy
>ever
Hahahahaha you fucking nouveau riche Americans will never cease to entertain me. If you’re that wealthy and you didn’t go to oxbridge you’ll never amount to anything.

>>16003509
Schizos ITT BTFO

>>16003509
you have the handwriting of a retarded man and any jew can buy a crucifix. i’m not sold, financier.

>>16003515
How is it schizo? It's very objectively very unlikely to be white christian male and be accepted into an ivy league.

>>16003509
So it’s a Jewish dad and a hispanic mom probably?

>>16003509
>behold my shitskin fingers with incredibly long fingernails
>by the way THREE IS THE MOST METAL NUMBER

mutt detected

>>16003556
Mek

>>16003300
K E K
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>>16003542
Because those white, Christian makes are very likely to end up on a place like /lit/ if they aren’t some legacy admit you imbecile

>>16003250

Do Ivy Leaguers think I'm cringe for reading lit while attending a mediocre public uni?

I already know my employment future is shit tier and mediocre, but do ivy bros hold contempt for everyone else?

>>16003618
We don’t think about you. So carry on.

>>16003589
Can you try to form a coherent sentence, please?

>>16003589
>white christian male
>ivy league school
>not a legacy admit
Lol
I guess it’s possible some Jewish admits LARP as Christians though

>>16003618
who cares they’re literally all rich dude-weed retards named Fobongo Goldberg-Ugichukwe read what you want you dumb approval-seeking faggot

>>16003630
Maybe work on your reading comprehension anon
>>16003631
Why are you so mad?

>>16003250
People need to learn that Ivy Leaguers and America’s elite are TRUE Americans, not some backwater hillbilly. A country’s true people are always its aristocracy, not its peasantry. White, Christian males are unable to cope that they’ve been duped out of the elite and no longer represent America.

>>16003250
>>16003329
I live near Boston.
Should we try to resurrect the /lit/ meet up?

>>16003618
I’m an Oxford grad and don’t look down on anyone but if I ever did it certainly wouldn’t be someone reading lit and trying to improve themselves. Never think that you’re worth less because of where you went to uni.

>>16003680
I’m down. When and where?

>>16003682

thanks hehehe

Why is it /lit/ anons from Boston specifically so fucking cringe? There’s ivy league and other elite schools nowhere near Boston and they never try and use 4chan as social media

>>16003744
lead poisoning

>>16003744
Did you have a stroke when you wrote this? Is it really so upsetting that there’s people far smarter than you on this board?

>>16003767
>i am very smart
>there is people

>>16003717
For real anon millions of people go to shitty unis all around the world and so many of them end up doing well for themselves. Please have more faith in yourself and your prospects. The only way you’re guaranteed to fail is if you decide that you already have.

>>16003706
Honestly no idea just yet but I'm down to make some friends

st dot christopher at protonmail dot com

I have the emails of everyone from the old meetups 2 years ago...a lot of people used public and school emails though so I don't know if they want those lit back up, maybe they'll peep the thread

>>16003337
Is it possible to get into an elite school these days without being a humorless prick?

>>16003896
Just imagine the admissions essay he had to write about how he's a brave little gay boy who cares about social causes.

>>16003767
It’s confusing that no faggots from Columbia ever fill the catalogue with posts about meetups in New York nor U Penn with Philadelphia yet Boston seems to be an unexplainable anomaly.
It honestly feels a fingerbox type meme I just don’t get because I don’t understand the faggotry.

>>16003873
You should try reddit, they have a great infrastructure for meet ups. I go to one every year

>>16003337
what building did your daddy donate

I think ivyposts are the most vitriol-drawing posts on lit, more than uncle ted, trannies, or jezebels. any books for this feel?

>>16003941
Yeah, right, meeting people who share your interests in real life is very gay.

Stay atomized faggot.

>>16003993
How does one both act like a snob and attend 4channel meetups?

>>16003300
top lel

>>16003993
What?

>>16004005
I don't know, I went to a state school so maybe I'm just trying to play act snobbery

>>16003985
It’s an ever present reminder of their failure in life that they can’t rectify in the future unlike the possibility of correcting their virginity in the future (though they miss the point that to have any healthy adult psyche you were never suppose to develop maladaptive behavior in your teenage years because of your sexual frustration)

>>16003907
I don't want to get political with it, but it seems to me that the highly competitive and serious nature of college admissions at that level pretty much conditions anyone who manages to succeed at it into having absolutely no sense of humor.

>>16004010
>bro just rot in your room in all day, don’t go outside - that’s reddit!
Stupid

>>16004024
>you were never suppose

Damn your parents must have donated two buildings

>>16004034
He was being serious about reddit and doesn’t understand why you’re making fun of him
That’s the kind of people posts about meetups draw lol

>>16004043
Schizo

>>16004061
>I don't understand grammar so you're a schizo!
Retard

>>16003250
Realistically, how would an above average state university undergrad fare when it comes to applying to graduate programs at most Ivy and Ivy-tier schools?

>>16003360
My god, that video is so goddamn stupid. Why in the fluying a fuck a CS student needs to learn Swedish and write an essay about happiness. This is the dumbest thing ever. What a fucking joke. Expecially when you could you just go out with your friends at a bar and have a few drinks instead of writing that useless junk no one is interested in.

Fuck you elite fags going to private school I go to UC Berkeley.

>>16004171
Perfectly fine if you have good GPA and relevant skills. Knowing your required languages is big. Try to get in with well-respected and well-known professors at your school.

>>16003896
Yes, you just have to learn to pretend to rage against the machine in the right ways. I got it easier because I'm a little brown but also a (partly) white xtian male.

>>16003250
I went to Maryland and a third tier law school. Ivy can fuck off.

>>16003250
Princeton chads unite

>>16003300
This. Fuck the Anglo/Jew/Chinaman/Indian Ivy League circlejerk

All the people saying it's impossible to get in if not (((insert IDPOL GROUP HERE))) are massive copelets who are either pseuds or didn't try hard enough in highschool. Most of my friends at my school (different Ivy) are white, good sense of humor and decent values. Just no one tolerates the N word anymore, ever, and in any context, which is gay, but whatever.

>>16003360
This nigga is the descendant of a serial killer

>>16004024
nice projection there

>>16005588
You can get equal and in most cases better education from non-Ivy universities.

>>16003360
>kettle
technically not allowed at Harvard, lol. usually nobody cares, and if you hide it, nobody is going to look for it, but broadcasting it to thousands of people is probably a bad idea.

>>16003300
Fuck off, commie. We own you.

I went to an Ivy for my PhD.

It's been six years since I graduated now. Where did the time go?

Pennbros, where you at?

>>16003300
FUCK