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15996376 No.15996376 [Reply] [Original]

>E*glish speakers think making rhymes in e*glish is an accomplishment or something to be proud of

>> No.15996386

Gargle my nuts and lick my butt, you ain't clever you're just a cunt

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>>15996376
Great thread

>> No.15996389

>>15996376
>tfw most languages had words chosen by their ability to rhyme w each other and can't understand the merit of rhyming in English

>> No.15996400

>>15996376
I wonder what it's like being a colossal fucking retard

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Englishlets, when will they learn?

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>why yes, "nigga" does rhyme with "nigga"

>> No.15996422

>>15996408
Wtf is ma

>> No.15996428

>>15996422
Mayan

>> No.15996435

>>15996408
Oh mandarin yes extremely analytic languages are best, I'm sure vietnamese is just as good as mandarin

>> No.15996444

>>15996408
Is this from that child chess prodigy Bobby "why the fuck are you writing about linguistics and who in their mind would listen to you" Fischer?
>>15996422
Mandarin.

>> No.15996454

>>15996428
>synthetic languages coping this hard
No faggot you don't get a participation trophy

>> No.15996459

English bad
Obscure folk language that won't be spoken in 100 years good

>> No.15996465

>>15996400
Idk you can ask yourself

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>>15996376
>ESL's in general

>> No.15996981

It is for languages with full vowel inventories.

>> No.15996993

>>15996459
Sin a bhfuil

>> No.15996997

>>15996376
It's much easier in French

>> No.15997034

>>15996408
English has the highest information rate according to that graph.

>> No.15997036

>>15996386
'nuts' and 'cunt' dont even rhyme you failed lobotomy

>> No.15997198

>>15997036
>nuts
is butt with cunt

>> No.15998385

>>15996417
Uh, hello? Based department?

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>>15996417

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>>15996376
It's hard to believe English is the contemporary lingua franca, and not just an inside joke between linguists.

>> No.15998459

listen you nitwit/to master the physics/of integral rhyming within every sentence/is not to be prodded/just look what your god did/he ate us then sodded/an empty plain barren of light though we plod it/and fumble through darkness/in triumph and hardship/to die and return to the place that we started

>> No.15999261

>>15996408
the information conveyed in that graph contradicts the tone conveyed in your text