/lit/ - Literature

A woman is like a piece of shit rolling down a hill toward me, I stand up and move out of the way

>>15994679
Easy, just make them internally unhappy no matter what happens.

Just kill yourself

This may not be the right place for it, but how do I get a nigger gf, lit? All I want is a brown goddess so bad to fuck the farts out of her ass

Help.

>>15994679
Protip:

Stop masturbating and stop watching porn.

>>15994679
Then just write them exactly as you see them anon. Men will praise your work and roasties will never read anything besides children's books anyways so no point in trying to cater to them.

>>15994679
Shooting yourself would be a fine start

>>15994689

Is this a cryptic allusion to the teachings of the Roman philosopher Chrysippus?

>>15994855
, the roastie typed fatly.

>>15994679
Write a childish man and give him tits

When I'm writing women I pick a couple randos on Twitter, follow them for a while to see how they think and then get to writing.

>>15994679
>how am I supposed to like them when they act like total sluts like this?
have sex

>>15994679
Stop being a retard and stop watching porn

Also mods do your job, this is a bait thread

>>15994679
Read Tolstoy. Dude clearly thought most women were thoughtless and barely capable of moral thought, yet still wrote some of the most compelling women in literature.

>>15994679
>white women

They widely differ. Think of the ones that ate majority western european instead of retard slavic untermench.

>>15994986
yes anon, but they are still thoughtless and barely capable of moral thought.

>>15995109
Just because you use a fancy image and fancy formating doesn't mean you're sophisticated or actually know something

>>15995172
>fancy image and fancy formating
Anon, its a smug cat and he didn't even capitalize.

>>15995109
Sure, but the key is that women still identify with them. Anna Karenina is a moral vacuum and she remains widely beloved by men and women alike.

>>15995172
>>15995212
>fancy
> he didn't even capitalize
i must apologise american anons becuase i botherd you with my choice of image and punctuation mistake.

>>15995331
Naw, m8, you misunderstand. I think your kitty was bitchin'

>>15994679
i think women are pretty cool, they're annoying but some are nice too look at, you're just annoying

>>15995109
purrrrfect

>>15994679
Because you aren't writing anything, you're just making a shitty bait about something off-topic

>>15995589
my mistake anon i apologise.
here have another "bitchin kitty".

>>15994679
bait images should be a perma ban

>>15994679
>how am I supposed to like them when they act like total sluts like this?
That's exactly why you should like them.

write a man but remove all agency

>>15995072
t. Anglo faggot

>>15994773
This.

>>15994679
You can always write like Borges. He never mentions women or sex.

Try to be as objective as possible. Women experience the same life we do, except they have a different survival checklist. Try simulating your life with their objectives.

women are easy to write.
just pic the emotional response in your given plot point.

>>15994679
How do you know those two aren’t a healthy happy couple? You do know people have sex in relationships too right incel?

>>15994679
Go to therapy

>>15994773
>to fuck the farts out of her ass
t. Joyce

>>15996473
Ah, yes, the well known "Emma Zunz" is actually a typo after all. it's about Emilio Zunz.

>>15996506
It may as well be.

>>15994866
This board is great sometimes