/lit/ - Literature

>>15967367
Shared nudes with hundreds of girls without my gf knowing (I don't feel sorry in the least)
120 Days of Sodom

>>15967367
Woah now wait just a second there, pal
you have to tell us about it now. How did you get into a fight with a fucking homeless man?

Pushed my mom down the stairs
Dune

Incest
Les Miserables

>>15967367
Discovered 4chan
Infinite Jest.

>>15967387
>Pushed my mom down the stairs
What

>>15967387
Based, bonus points if she was in a wheelchair

>>15967367
In middle school, a black kid repeatedly called me a "bitch" and slammed a book on my fingers.

I later called him a "bitch ass nigga" and bonked him in the head with the school textbook.

Not long after I graduated 8th grade, my mom told me he died due to some gang activity in his crappy high school.

>>15967367
Tied between:
>Cheated on an exam but because the school knew me as a good boy they assumed my friend next to me copied off me
>betrayed him, he got his results disqualified and I got a B on the exam
or
>broke up with my ex gf who said she loved me a few days before hand to have a fling with a big titted blonde girl
>she was a virgin beforehand

Goethe's Faust part 1 (But I also enjoyed >>15967385)

>>15967432
I thought you were going to say he died due to complications from you hitting his head, that would have been much, much more based

>>15967367
Fapped to CP
Atomised

>>15967432
Dumb story

>>15967432
Why is that the wrist thing you've died?
Are you implying you shouldn't do anything about violent retards bullying you because they have a short life expectancy because they are violent retards?

>>15967367
Replied to a froggy thread.
Have you read Marius the Epicurean?

>>15967367

Told my ex to kys

Crime and punishment

>>15967514
>LOOK OUT, MAKE WAY! LOCAL FAMOUS TRIPFAG HERE! BET YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D POST IN A THREAD LIKE THIS, HUH? EH? BET YOU DIDN'T? IT GOES TOTALLY AGAINST MY ESTABLISHED CHARACTER, WHICH YOU ALL KNOW SO WELL! HAHA WELL I'M ALWAYS FULL OF SURPRISES ;) ANYWAY HAVE YOU READ THIS BOOK

Let me fix your post for you, retarded narcissist:
>Have you read this book

I pissed in the dark room and got caught. Kokoro.

>>15967533
I have a bunch of favourites. Picked one at random and I’m wondering if anyone has given it a go.
Whatchu been reading?

>>15967367
Cringe larping /b/ tier thread

Take your edgy shit to reddit

fucked my gf's roommate and convinced her into a threesome later

My diary desu

>>15967367
Sexually assaulted a girl.
Don Quijote

>>15967367
i grew up in a kids home and when i was 12 this 14 year old kid callled Ionut wanted to fuck up another kid over some bullshit reason.
Ionut was big for his age so he was bullying everyone and i was a scrawny little kid so i stood in his shadow. Now Ionut was not the brightest and he went a bit too far on this kid and i just stood there in shock watching and pissing my pants a bit. ionut was put in juvy and that kid has some issues now. I am complicit because i enabled him.
Dubliners

>>15967388
AAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLAAAAAAAAAABBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>15967666
>implying based ionut needed your pathetic ass to enable him
You were a useless faggot then and a useless faggot now

Shoved a 7 year old girls tooth brush up my ass while I jerked off on her stuffed animals because she was being a dick.

Atlas Shrugged

Never done anything bad everything I do is fucking sweet

Day of the Dragon by Richard A Knaak

>>15967367
Found a lost kid when I was camping, raped him and buried him in the woods. The metamorphosis.

Beat myself up, blamed it on a couple of kids, they got expelled from school.

Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil

>>15967740
lmao, based enlightened objectivist

I killed a rabbit for its meat
Moby Dick

>>15967467
BAHAHAHAHA

>>15967367
assaulted my parents
thus spoke zarathustra

>>15967367
Fuck a girl one ne night then let her suck my friend dick
Voyage to Arcturus

>>15967666
that kid later grew up to be Ion Rimaru

Did drugs with a homeless man

Shogun by James Clavell

>>15967367
Cut the wires fir rooftop generators on the local grocery store.
Harassment Architecture

>>15967367
>Jerked off while watching my grandmother's best friend through my bedroom window as she left our house (she has big titties, very firm for her age)
>Book of Disquiet

>>15967367
killed someone
the crying of lot 49

>>15968309
greentext?

>>15967367
Stole benzos from my mom
Les Miserables

larpd as a random womans ex husband on facebook and convinced her I was coming back for the kids. This went on for 3 days she eventually found out and started crying. I did this because I was bored.
Moby dick

>>15969019
>had the same name as her husband
>dumb boomer who probably sent a request to the first account after searching his name
>starts messaging me
>wtf.jpef
>look through her account see that shes an obese woman from the midwest
>married tyrone with the same name as me
>tryrone left and left her with 2 mulatto kids(lmao)
>proceed to larp and convince her I'm tyrone

I was an edgy teenager and while I'm not particularly proud of what I did. The entire thing was so absurd. The internet was a mistake

>>15967367
Got naked on Omegle.
In Search of Lost Time

>>15967367
Walked into the girls locker room
No Longer Human

>>15967367
Masturbate to tranny porn while I eat chips like a pig
The Demons - Dostoyevski

Nihilistic sex with women I hated, bordering on nonconsensual.


Phenomenology of Spirit.

>>15967367
coomed to a diverse universe of /b/ content.
Dream of Gerontius

>>15967367
I used to date leftie arthoes and after sleeping with them I would LARP as a neonazi so they would fuck off. Sometimes they didn't want to fuck off and I got some good laughs. It was the worst thing because I wasted around 9 months doing it instead of finally getting a gf or studying.

Venus in Furs

Told my friends about Roko's Basilisk.
The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

>>15967367
Suck My Dick
The Count of Monte Cristo

let my dog lick my penis
blood meridian

told a female the truth
Gospels

>>15967367
I've stolen things from every job I've had.
A Personal Matter

>>15967387
The worst offense here is easily your shit taste.

>>15967467
Consider a rope desu

>>15970001
>Sometimes they didn't want to fuck off and I got some good laughs
So even after you Sieg Hailed they still didn’t want to leave you? What was their reaction?

>>15969019
>>15969101
:( did you say sorry?

Broke up with my gf of 3 years when we were planning to move to a new aparment, on the same day she confessed she had been molested as a child and how that trauma related to her mommy issues (her mom passed 2 months after we started dating).

Kokoro - Soseki

A gril was coming up to me to ask me out. I thought she was coming up to me to be mean to me, so I called her a bitch. She later became a lesbian. I was kind of a sperg back then.

Honestly, my favorite book is probably the Aeneid. It's the one I think back to the most.

>Masterbated to porn and thought "I wish [gf] was that hot"

>The Master and Margarita

Probably Masturbation
Bhagavad Gita

>>15971207
Well, there were two types:
1) >"Anon, it may just be a phase, views change..."
A pretty boring type.
2) >"Well, and I will pretend that I don't know that. You participate in the Independce March (I'm Polish) and I walk with the rainbow flag during equality parades, it's a weird match but okay"
My favourite type by far. I had tons of laughs about it with my friends.

I even bought a Sonnenrad necklace from etsy for the LARPing to be more believable since money's good and I don't spend a lot of it so I didn't mind spending some for heavy laughs. Most of those leftie girls didn't even know what it is and sometimes they even thought that it's a cool necklace. Pic related.

>>15971277
>Anon, it may just be a phase, views change..."
>A pretty boring type.
Kek the “I can change him” type of retarded woman
>"Well, and I will pretend that I don't know that. You participate in the Independce March (I'm Polish) and I walk with the rainbow flag during equality parades, it's a weird match but okay"
I’m honestly at a loss at what kind of roastie logic is being used here.

I bet you being a Nazi was part of the appeal to those women. They seem to get off on taboos.

Purposely enabled a "friend"'s alcoholism because I was jealous that he was not a virgin and I still was, eventually he dropped out of college as a result and I got a breif moment of satisfaction before realizing I more or less fucked up his life just because I was salty about being a virgin
Infinite Jest

>>15971277
>2) >"Well, and I will pretend that I don't know that. You participate in the Independce March (I'm Polish) and I walk with the rainbow flag during equality parades, it's a weird match but okay"
Wholesome and kinda cute tbqh

>>15971352
>Marching for Polish independance is now = Nazi

Interesting times we live in.

>>15967583
Hello, based department?

>>15970096
are you me?

>>15971277
Did you really

>>15971360
>>15971352

Not really cute. It was more obsessive. I thought it was cute after I found a photo of this girl a month ago but then I quickly remembered the bad stuff like texting me all the time, deleting me from friend list on Facebook and adding me again after an hour because "hehe sorry i kind of freaked out anon" and such.

Overall, the entire experience destroyed my view of women and reality overall. I started noticing the same patterns of spineless behaviour consisting of trading one's views for a good fuck in my female friends and also most women around me and I would love to say that it made me hate women etc. but I just saw the reality as it is and I finally accepted it. I wasn't spiteful, it was like one of the last parts of my innocence finally dying under the heavy boot of reality. That is why it was the worst thing I've ever done. Not to anyone else, but to myself.

>>15967367
Accidentally made a suicidal friend an hero after he confided in me and I told him suicide is the only rational thing you can do in a meaningless world and that one must imagine Sisyphus happy.
Nausea

>>15967740
what the fuck is wrong with forklift operators

>>15971438
>told him suicide is the only rational thing you can do
I don't believe this but it'd be hilarious

>>15971459
Yea Anon is def. lying but i wish he was telling the truth, that'd just be based.

smashed a sliding glass door and blamed it on my three year old brother
the count of monte cristo

Went to a funeral in soaking wet jeans and coming down from mdma
Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

Licked my dog's pussy
Animal farm

>>15971489
Lmao

Scared my cat really bad because I was angry at it and he pissed himself out of fear. Its the thing I cant get over at least.

Annäherungen - Ernst Jünger

Went with a friend to prostitute herself so I could get some of the meth

Lolita

>>15970490

>stolen things from every job I've had
Everyone does this. It's considered a legitimate perk. Scott Adams wrote a book called Build A Better Life By Stealing Office Supplies

>>15971375
Yeah, since they are far left they consider anything even remotely patriotic as a symptom of being a nazi or a fascist, but for them it's the same thing. Some even unironically defend USSR's crimes against Poland, because for them something like Katyń massacre was just a rightful blow against elitarists and fascists.

>>15967367
> the worst thing you've ever done
You tell me.

>played some kinky games with my little sister
>made my mom cry with "you're an useless labile bitch" when she cut short my pc time
>told my granny "to suck her own dick", don't remember why anymore but I didn't get something I wanted I guess
>kicked a girl in the stomach for throwing my toy truck
>pulled the seat under a girl in second grade who literally did nothing bad to me beyond being too clingy
>tricked my sis to touch the electric fence in zoo with a dare (she was too young to know better, and tbqh I didn't know what would exactly happen myself)
>tried to poison an annoying kid with soap
Think that's all I can recall for now.

>your favourite book
Maybe Les Miserables?

>>15971657
>toy truck
Is this in chronological order?

>>15971664
Nah, randomly remembering crap. Toy truck thing was around "soap poisoning time" and a year after "second grade girl"

>>15971446
I think I have to drop out of law school and instead become a forklift operator. The only rational thing to do desu.

Tried to have sex with my parents dog (she ran away)
Favourite book pic related

>>15971692
>getting cockblocked by a dog
That must've hurt.

>>15971692

>Tried to have sex with my parents dog (she ran away)
there must be a good joke in there involving the word "bitch"

Sadly your book choice suggests your post might not be entirely sincere.

>>15971697
Happens more often than you'd think.
Especially out of heat

>>15971712
>Happens more often than you'd think.
You mean you kept trying after she turned you down? Sheesh dude, take a hint already.

My family got a Yorkshire terrier when I was ten, he was a mischievous little thing so I bullied him really badly, I would stare him down for nearly an hour if he did something I didnt like, would kick/smack/throw him around until he was completely terrified to do anything. He died last October at the age of 14 and I dont knownhow he lived that like because I drained the soul out of him over the years, he used to be some hyper and playful and I made him a slow depressed dog always with his head and tail down. I cried a lot when he died and I cant believe how cruel I was to him, I was nicer to him in his later years dont get me wrong but he never recovered. I paid for his medication and then his cremation out of guilt and I still feel terrible. Rip Toby, I'm sorry.

1984.

>>15971717
>You mean you kept trying after she turned you down? Sheesh dude, take a hint already.
What does that have to do with my post?

>>15971724
Tbqh a lot blame should go to your parents for leaving a fucking pet alone with a kid. Pets aren't toys.

>stalked several women obsessively, both IRL and online. Broke into a few of their social media accounts
>when I was a TA for a year in a high school, I used to regularly skip lessons I didn't like and hide in the toilets where I would often jerk myself off to fantasies of some of my students
>regularly fantasize about going full Supreme Gentleman
I have a feeling there's something worse that I'm blocking out.

Catch 22

>worst thing
Came in OP’s mom’s pussy even though she told me not to.
>book
East of Eden

I shot at someone once. Don't know if I hit him but there were no more muzzle flashes from that position anymore and I watched my tracers go where I asked them to go. Now I'm not sure it was morally wrong since whoever he was, he shot first, but I firmly believe that the application of lethal force is one of the worst things any human being can do, purely on its own merits.

My favorite book is Gravity's Rainbow.

>>15971796
Yikes, Anon.

>>15971818
You were using tracers. Sounds to me like you wre in a combat situation. So then it was justified, seeing as you were both combatants in a war.

>>15971824
At best, it's a morally justified application of what's a fundamentally terrible thing. It doesn't keep me up at night though.

>>15971831

Didn't the US army conduct some big survey during / after Vietnam, which suggested that only about 1/10th of soldiers actually try to kill the enemy? Most of them are happy laying down fire on an area, but if they see an actual person they will tend to shoot to miss (unless it's a "him or me" situation, when people get much more ruthless).

>>15967556
shut the fuck up

Fingered and touched my sister when she was 12 or so and I was 16.

Don't really have a favourite but Modern Philosophy by Roger Scruton was good.

>>15971896
Yeah and the ratio was even lower in WW2. In modern wars though, not so much. We've kind of got the brainwashing down now though, for lack of a better word. In your average platoon full of combat soldiers, you're not going to find some group of supersoldiers or anything, but you will find a group of guys who as a rule will be willing, and even excited, to point their guns at another human being and pull the trigger. This doesn't mean they're badasses, it just means they've been effectively conditioned to be willing to kill.

>>15971929
I should add I did this while she was sleeping.

>>15971939
That really adds +50% horribleness to it. Do you think she knows?

>>15971950
I think it was best she was sleeping definitely would have been 10x worse if she was awake

I used to drink and drive every day when I was delivering pizzas, once running a red light at high speed, nearly causing a crash with a lady and her small children.
I also once threatened to crash my car if my passenger, (a girl who I had a history with) didn't tell me she loved me. She jumped out of the care instead, on a busy street, getting cut and bruised up. I was then taken home by the fire department, and scoffed at them in my drunkenness, not realizing that I wasn't arrested, and caught a huge break.
I like Les Miserables and The Sound and the Fury.

>>15971972
If she was awake there could be some sort of "we mutually messed around but you abused your age". With her being asleep there is a chance she actually felt it but pretended to sleep, so there is the creepness from before PLUS the feeling of being totally violated in a vulnerable position.

>>15971950
She woke up when I was touching her ass once and I ran back into my room, pretty sure she heard me but I don't know if she saw me.

>>15967556
Marius looks good

Have you read Werner Jaeger's Paideia

>physically stalked a man for 2 yrs
>he ran away from me on the street when he saw me one day
Flatland by Edwin Abbot Abbot

Stole a 500e watch
The bible

>>15972002
All out delivery drivers drive stoned. Scary.

>>15967367
Had sex with my brother in law at my husbands' funeral.

The wheel of time

>physically stalked a man for 2 yrs

Why though?

>>15972060

There's a line in Red Dragon by Thomas Harris, something like

>"Funerals make us horny, and Graham knew why: it's one in the eye for death."

Wonder if it's a widespread thing? I've been to several funerals and can't say I've really noticed it.

>>15972076
Meant to quote: >>15972044

>>15972076
because i felt like it

>>15967367
>mandatory service in the army
>medic in an army clinic
>the female medics are absolute cunts
>they dodge work all the time so me and the boys have to do it
>they bring random guys to fuck in the clinic during the night
>all they do is sit around, drink coffee and talk about dicks
>they get their own cartons of milk and label them so we won't touch it and they cook pasta every evening
>me and the boys made a chore wheel of who has to put cum/piss/shit in their milk and pasta sauce every day of the week
>we did it for over a year
>no one ever found out

favourite book
>The Tartar Steppe

>>15972060
That's a pretty weak worst thing ever, that's standard thot behavior

>>15971796
Jeezus

>>15972103

>chore wheel

That's a nice touch.

On a related note, I've heard from several sources that bodily fluids going into food is VERY widespread in the restaurant / fast food industry. Given how often you hear about some disgruntled McDonalds employee getting caught enhancing the spicy sauce or whatever, I can believe it. I mean, most of them won't be getting caught, you would think.

>>15971796
Messed up, has personality, coherence, and originality. Based.

>>15971796
now that's based

Directly caused my best friends suicide
Neuromancer

>>15967367
Threw some girls plasma tv into her swimming pool at a house party and smashed all the windows of her dads car while extremely drunk.

Ulysses

>>15972211
you didn't

>>15972195
Eh?

>>15967769

>Found a lost kid when I was camping, raped him and buried him in the woods.

Was he dead when you found him? If not, did you kill him before or after the rape? Or did you bury him alive?

(If you're going to make up bullshit at least put some effort into it.)

>>15967432
thats not a bad thing though

followed girl home repeatedly, found her address and all of her friends' addresses, still terrorizing them five years after
bronze age mindset

>>15968942
did you get caught?

>>15971421
People do anything for pleasure. its tough to resist.

stealing money to go to a brothel
the illiad

I drowned bunch of kittens
Storm of Steel

>>15971421
well put anon.
Good for you, that you are not spiteful...

It is hard to realize and accept how corrupted and disgusting this world can be but I think we can only grow from such insight.

one time my 12 year old cousin licked me to annoy me but i let her lick me as much as possible while pretending to be annoyed because it turned me on (i was 18 or so at the time)
the illiad

>>15971375
You probably think the People's Republic of China really belongs to its people as well.

>>15972297

this thread is supposed to be about bad things, anon

What you did was a good thing. Your cousin got a sense of power and achievement and you got a pleasant memory to last you through your life. Remember what Dostoevsky says at the end of The Brothers Karamazov. Just a single really beautiful memory from youth can make all the difference in life. You have yours, and I envy you for it.

>>15972307
What? Where did you get that from? What's that have to do with my post?

was at a party once and saw a girl passed out drunk. I remembered how people said to roll drunk girls onto their side so if they vomit they don't drown. So I rolled her onto her back. A few days later I heard she died at that party.

White Fragility.

>>15972324
Reminds me of a tv series called Breaking Bad, ever heard of it?

>>15971578
thats fucked up man
drugs fuck you up you know that right?

I tricked a kid with down syndrome to ask at the school bar if they had any chromosomes.
He repeated the question multiple times.

>The unique and its property

I had an alcohol problem for a few years and did a lot of stupid, dangerous, and humiliating shit but I'm not gonna incriminate myself online

Favorite book is probably Brave New World

>>15972337
>What I did was so awkward I dare not tell it, even on an anonymous imageboard

Now you really have to tell us.

>>15972337
just list them off, you don't have to go into details

>>15972337
>I'm not gonna incriminate myself online
unless you murdered someone and the body is in your yard, no one is going to try to verify anything you say