/lit/ - Literature

It hurts to wake-up everyday knowing you will aswell

>>15941274
angry pseud

>>15941256

>he calls it "Finnegan's Wake" rather than "Finnegans Wake"

>>15941256
>he reads

>>15941256
>he gives an opinion on a book after reading it once

>his list of favorite books consists solely of the books
Infinite Jest , L’Etranger, The Brothers Karamazov, Blood Meridian, Lolita, Moby Dick, Gravity’s Rainbow, Don Quixote, The Trial, Journey to the End of the Night, Ficciones, Ulysses, Crime and Punishment, Catch 22, 2666, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Catcher in the Rye, The Sound and The Fury, 1984, The Great Gatsby, Hamlet, Invisible Cities, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Slaughterhouse Five, Mason and Dixon, Notes from the Underground, Siddhartha, Anna Karenina, Dune, V, The Odyssey, The Divine Comedy, The Waves, The Master and Margarita, The Plague, War and Peace, White Noise, Stoner, Wuthering Heights, Dubliners, The Book of Disquiet, Heart of Darkness, In Search of Lost Time, A Farewell to Arms, The Crying of Lot 49, As I Lay Dying, The Metamorphosis, American Psycho, The Sun Also Rises, Leaves of Grass, A Clockwork Orange, The Grapes of Wrath, On The Road, The Temple of the Golden Pavillion, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Ubik, Solaris, The Savage Detectives, The Holy Bible, Faust, Lord of the Flies, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Pale King, Light in August, Dead Souls, Hunger, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Suttree, To The Lighthouse, Malone Dies, Dandelion Wine, Valis, Absalom, Absalom, The Wasp Factory, Pale Fire, Animal Farm, East of Eden, Roadside Picnic, Hopscotch, Fight Club, Franny & Zooey, Walden, The Fall, A Tale of Two Cities, Steppenwolf, The Iliad, The Good Earth, The Old Man and The Sea, Paradise Lost, I Am a Cat, The Count of Monte Cristo, Illuminatus, The Book of the New Sun, A Confederacy of Dunces, Les Miserables, If on a Winter’s Night, a Traveler, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Madame Bovary, No Longer Human, The Recognitions, The Idiot, Siren of Titan, Watership Down, Brave New World, Kafka on the Shore, The Magic Mountain, A Hero of our Time, Fahrenheit 451, Cannery Row, The Remains of the Day, The Name of the Rose, Of Mice and Men, The Tropic of Cancer, The Aleph, The Flowers of Evil, Ada, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, A Scanner Darkly, The Canterbury Tales, Finnegans Wake, Naked Luch, Bottom’s Dream, The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shady, The Death of Ivan Ilych, King Lear, The Tunnel, JR, The Man Without Qualities, Middlemarch, Under the Volcano, The Aeneid, Mrs Dalloway, Nausea, Oblomov, The Castle, The Waste Land, The Posthumous Memoirs of Bras Cubas, The Road, The Gulag Archipelago, The Anatomy of Melancholy, Pan, Rings of Saturn, Candide, Metamorphoses, The Faerie Queene, 60 Stories, Neuromancer, Cryptonomicon, Correction, Essays, The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea, Sometiems a Great Notion, The Glass Bead Game, The Sorrows of Young Werther, Life and Fate, Storm of Steel, The Red & The Black, Atomized, The Leopard, Kokoro, Demons, Growth of the Soil, The Bhagavad Gita, Confessions of a Mask, The Golden Bowl, Frankenstein and The Quran

>>15941284
>He calls it The Wake

>>15941256
Mark Antony was such a pussy in Julius Caesar and didn't do shit for retribution until Augustus showed up.
Yet, in Cleopatra, Mark Antony was a big dick swinging chad who doesn't put up with her mind games when his wife is killed in battle.
What was going on there?

>>15941256
>he calls it "Moby-Dick" rather than "The Whale", the original and far more apt title that Melville originally intended.

>he calls Julius Caesar “Jewlius Caesar” instead of “(you)lius Caesar”

>>15941726
He got AMOGed by Caesar

>he calls it "Blood Meridian" instead of "The Evening Redness in the West"

>>15941274
god i hate this somuch

>he calls Πλάτων "Plato"

>>15941969
this, angloids are insufferable

>>15941256
>he calls /lit/ "lit" instead of "le it"

>>15942048
kek

>>15941256
Go to bed, Pay-pay.

>>15941256
You will suck my cockeles and testikles

>>15941274
honestly I wish I didn't wake up (edgy ;;;))

He calls pseudointellectuals "pseuds" .

>evelyn Waugh is a guy
>Wilkie collins is a guy

>>15943758
send bob an vagene

>>15941274
heh

>>15942048
>he doesn't call it 'forward slash l, i, t, forward slash'

>he talk

>>15941948
It's "Yoolioos Kaiser."

>>15945658
No. It's "Yoolioos Kai-Sar"

>>15941317
Jokes on you anon, if you have that list on hand then it's obviously your to-read list

>Can't pronounce Krasznahorkai László
>says Santanago instead of Sátántangó