/lit/ - Literature

>>15928952
This was the last time I spoke to a woman my age. Did I act weird? I don't know what that deleted message was.

>>15928978
Please don't tell me you're studying law, anon

>>15928978
yeah thats weird

>>15928978
Actually dude you come across as a total class act.

>>15928978
They were totally on your lap and you just did an autistic.

>>15928978
You sound polite, albeit a bit formal.

>>15928978
>Those cringey fucking emotes
This is why I don't chat

>>15928978
i've started to read Middlemarch recently and you remind me of Casaubon, lmao

>>15928978
you just lost a threesome. So what? life goes on man

>>15929012
LMFAO not using emotes ironically xD to them dab on the roasties without them even knowing it :joy_emoji:
>>15928978
>absolutely hijacking this thread with one post
kek

>>15928978
too cold, but not weird

>>15928978
You didn't respond to the roastie's question

>>15928978
Based

>>15928978
Not too bad. People are finicky anon, don't stress about it. The fact that girls are reaching out like that at all means youre doing something right!

>>15928952
Yes, they do.

I used to be into visual arts and product design so I took a student job at a fashion magazine. Luckily I had some /fa/ knowledge to cheat my way a little. Despite my job being "writing about news in the industry" there was none of that. Fashion week is twice a year and in the meantime all I was asked to do was lists upon lists of stuff. Making templates like the one in the OP pic. All according to colour, or "mood" that the editor decided on (read colour). They liked it when I put in some random accesories on the side to help visualize the look, like plants, sports equipment or even books. But the only thing that mattered was that it was all in the right "mood" (colour). If it was - I was a creative genius, if it wasn't - I was a dumb ape.
I left early because it was complete bullshit on all levels imagineable, and for a short while I doubted I did the right thing because the pay was great, but the issue that was published about the time I left had a black and white editorial on the beach with quotes from Bukowski.
A bunch of pseuds, clowns and sluts.

>>15929628
tranny royal blood

>>15928978
You could have asked her how she was doing and actually responded to her question instead of basically saying "k thanx bye".

>>15928991
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>>15929010
I guess it was a little distant, but was really that bad?
>>15929031
I haven't read that. I'll order it so I can find out what you mean
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>>15929791
I didn't feel like having a conversation so I ignored her question and said cya; I'm pretty reserved around girls -- maybe it's my way of protecting myself from coming off as desperate or crude. FYI girl 1 won the "beauty & brains" and the prettiest girl award in my Sixth Form award show so it's not like I thought she wasn't worth my time. They were both in my English Literature class, we were all high achieving students. Maybe I should've been friendlier, we were friends after all.

>>15929953
Based

>>15928952
Read Thoreau? Not likely. But then neither do most people here.

>>15929012
Grow up faggot. I don't use them, but I don't have an autistic fit when others do.

>>15930215
Your post looks more like the autistic fit than his does.

>>15930137
The cheap, piece of shit paperback of Walden with the essays in the back? That is pretty widely read, probably even by broads.

>>15928952
I think this is a cute and fine idea, especially if she’s basing her outfit around the book and not the other way around.

>>15928978
I saw you on fit, anon, and you did just fine.
Normal human beings are fairly tolerant of the excentricities of other normal human beings, or even slightly odd ones, people reall don't give as much of a fuck as most autists think they do.
Coincidentally keep in mind- women are barely human beings anyway.

>>15931724
Fit? I don't go on /fit/ what? Link to the thread?

>>15929953
she likes you man, you basically rejected her with your response

>>15931769
It's in my history but once I click on it is says it has been pruned, it is no longer in the archive either. But I swear I saw that exact screen cap, and everybody was calling you king and/or a fag for not phone-fucking them right there and then. Sorry I couldn't get you the link anon but I swear on me mum's grave

>>15929953
Nah, you were right anon. Your message itself was a bit rude and you could have at least responded to her question, but she likely just wanted a quick shag; it would have left you feeling empty. It wouldn't work out long term if you're both going to different unis.

>>15928978
You will die a virgin

>>15931936
Now I'm really interested. I found it. Fucking surreal: someone using my conversation as bait for being popular. I feel kind of embarrassed; people saying I type like a grandpa/spaz. Damn, I was just being myself, and my self is formal and reserved. /fit/ is mean, more so than /lit/.
https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/56571126/#56571126

>>15932190
Glad you found it man, it is odd as hell. Everybody on this bloody website is needlessly fucking rude, but frankly, it's part of the experience by now.

Never underestimate a woman's vanity

>>15928978
you didn't even answer her question
that was the most blunt and autistic response you could come up with
and based on the way you talk it really shows that you enjoy sniffing your own farts

>>15929953
>high achieving student
>bristol

>>15932314
I said we were. I ended up fucking up in the end. I was an Oxford applicant originally

>>15932343
>an Oxford applicant
You're a retard

>>15932361
No I'm not. Your attempting at upsetting me are futile. I am stow ic

>>15932343

>Thinking applying somewhere gives you any kind of credibility

Why are hackademics like this?

>>15932267
No they're telling the truth

>>15932398
Well I was accepted with a conditional offer. I don't think it gives me credibility but it seemed a relevant statement

>>15931724
>Coincidentally keep in mind- women are barely human beings anyway.
based but to be truly based you need to consider them as none human