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15921744 No.15921744 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw Thomas Pynchon invented the pizza is bae trend

>> No.15921761
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>>15921744
>aspires to be a physicist
OH NO NO NO

>> No.15922051

>>15921761
Probably couldn't cut it. Litcels, for all their masturbating, are brainlets when it comes to Physics and Maths.

>> No.15922065

>>15922051
i’m pretty good at statistics.

>> No.15922138

>>15922065
How good are you at statistical thermodynamics?

>> No.15922161

>>15921744

Who the fuck is this Chuck E. Cheese looking motherfucker? I refuse to believe Thomas Pynchon looks like this.

>> No.15922203

>>15922138
I am its poetess

>> No.15922210

>>15922161
>Thomas Pynchon has joined the thread.
Salve, Tom! I just CAPTCHA'd and overpass as a crosswalk and thought you'd find that funny.

>> No.15922217

>>15921744
>"Pynch"
That's an odd way of saying pine.

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>>15921744
>be me
>having strange sexual daydream
>get hard
>see my buddy Pirate
>mfw he asks what type of banana baked meal i want for dinner

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>>15922217

>> No.15922905

>>15921744
>Spanish club
el pyncho basado

>> No.15922909

I like the part in mason & dixon where they invent pizza

>> No.15923204

>>15922161
Hey Pynch, when's the new book coming out?

>> No.15923229

TO THE LIBRARY, AND STEP ON IT!

>> No.15923261

>>15922051
And physicists and mathematicians are shit when it comes to literature. So?

>> No.15923282

>>15922051
He left school to join the Navy. Have you answered the patriotic call?
I'm sure Pynchon cut it out just fine, you bitter nerd.