/lit/ - Literature

keep in mind that this is an intro discussing the attitudes a witty person must adopt

we'll get into the mechanics of things later

Glad to see you finally made good

it was worth the wait

Can we hug?

>>1587465
the pearl is not shaped overnight my friend

>>1587469
you don't have to ask TH, my affections for you only grow stronger over time

a true phenomenon

made me think of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxXW6tfl2Y0

>>1587481
I love that skit

Looking like a born again
Living like a heretic
Listening to arthur lee records
Making all your friends feel so guilty
About their cynicism
And the rest of their generation
Not even the government are gonna stop you now

>>1587485
too dramatic

i fear you might be a "lost cause"

>repeat what Wilde says
>I am so smart u guys

>>1587495
do you think that just anyone could mock Wilde with so great an amount of realism?

>>1587495

>>1587520
see
>>1587513

i worded that wrong

i should have left out the
>amount

>>1587494
pumped up full of vitamins
on account of all the seriousness
you say you're so happy now
you can hardly stand
lean over on the bookcase
if you really want to get straight
read norman mailer
..or get a new tailor

>>1587532
My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends—
It gives a lovely light!

Pretty disappointing actually.

You will never be Lord Henry.

>>1587585
it's a starter course

these are mentalities

we haven't even started with the mannerisms

>>1587602

You aren't witty, interesting or untouchable. I repeat; stating repeatedly that you are these things does not make it so.

I would love to believe that you're just a troll, and sometimes you certainly flamebait purposefully.

How does it feel when you see Virginia WOOF achieving what you struggle for without the slightest effort?

You have no native wit so you're forced to adopt a fagsona, and quote Oscar Wilde, and post pictures of Oscar Wilde. You're not Monk, man.

>>1587616

Karl Rove would beg to differ.

>>1587616
oh as if you are any party to be trusted with a critique

you were born out of hatred for me

and you expect me to take you seriously?

>>1587628

Well I existed before then. I never expected you to take anything seriously. Talking to you is like talking to a brick wall; except the brick wall talks back and says that he's better than you, and can run faster than you, and play baseball better than you. It's as if you're obvious to the fact that everyone outside of the tripfag circle jerk can't stand you.

But it wouldn't matter anyways would it? Because none of them make the oh so hilarious comments you do. None of them are as interesting as you because they all post "anonymously" (you remember that right? the point of this site).

Fek, you bother me.

>>1587643

heh

>oblivious

>>1587643
You're just bumping his thread.
I've only had one or two literature related arguments with Fabulous, and while he can be an ass about the way he says things, if you provide evidence to support your claims, he will at least say that you know more than him... he might even say you're right.

If you don't like him, don't talk to him... it's pretty simple. He's going to be here either way.

>>1587643
>>1587645
there you go taking every little thing seriously again

>>1587659

2boring4u

The irony is that while you're talking about everyone being a boring person you're here spending five hours or so on 4chan daily and playing Bayonneta and Devil May Cry.

>>1587670
lol that /v/ thread

you surprised me

but it was nice to see your smiling face