/lit/ - Literature

>>1585016

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Letters are all syllables of themselves, and can be spelled by adding H, E, A, V, to each, and doubling V and putting Y with A and I.

No John, you ARE the syllables

>>1585276
And then a synonym popped out.

>>1585276
No Dave, I'm not. I read things doubly.

U is a clean letter of itself, and its connection with all others is to spell it Y, 0, U. As Y is the urn, and 0 the gateway to immortality,they are added to U, as the three are applied to man.

then what is W?

>>1585332
That's when you read things doubly, Dave.

>>1585332
Good question.

It is the only letter in the alphabet that is more than one syllable.

W

Wait a second, why is it even called "Double U"? It doesn't make sense, that's stupid. Its more like 'Wuh'. It's NEVER used with that sound.

A is used as "Ay" or "Ah"
B is used as "Bee" or "Buh"
And so on...

W is used as "Wuh"
NOT "Double U"

Something fishy is going on here.

>>1585376
this is english you fucking starfish

it's jumbled, bumbled and mumbled

In other Germanic languages, including German, its pronunciation is similar to an English V.[3] In American Spanish, it is doble ve, and in Spain uve doble, both literally "double vee".[4]


That settles it then. It is no longer Double U, but rather "VV"

>>1585393
who are you talking to

you're like that woman outside the local burger king that just fucking stares at the cars that go by

and it's winter and she has a T shirt on and is homeless and it makes you wonder how she hasn't died yet

>>1585396

>>1585396

oh yeah her i know her

>>1585393

V and U were the same letter in Latin and in Romance languages for centuries after Rome fell. The W is a double V, but V was a U when it was created.

>>1585400
but Vs are pronounced as Ws in latin

and sometimes Us

it still doesn't "add up"

In searching for Hebrew in English, spell each word by letters, making them to express conversation as in "house". Spell as H 0 you see. H is told to see 0, and 0 to see H. This is by accent. The reader is told the same things as the pronoun may be applied.

>>1585396
Resilience is key if double vee is to prevail! Much like the burger king tshirt lady. She is an inspiration

>>1585404

It's a double V which replaced the W sound of the V in Latin after the current V sound was added to the language.

>>1585410
where's that from

thats a boy right


did he fuck that goose?

no you moron

that's the entire fucking difference between an alphabet and a syllabary

>>1585420
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>1585416
I don't know for sure, I think it might be a girl. Someone who posts on /sci/ will know.

go kill yourself aether, and take tybrax with ya

>>1585376
>Double "U"
>It's NEVER used with that sound.

Like cow. Nobody ever says 'cow.'
rarer example: cwm.

>>1585438
stop being bitter

i look up to you as an intelligent woman and you're ruining it

you're definitely one of the smartest trips

Here's the book I'm reading. It's pretty darn good.

>>1585460
I don't know

have you ever read anything written in the past millennium?

>>1585475
No. I'm not fitting into reality as well as I should be. I repented as soon as I found out it was all plastic and fake. Instead I spend my time fishing out various 18th century books and figuring our ways to alter the system so that life isn't so.. 'weird' and 'fabricated', so to speak. And thus, I found this book and now I am learning how to speak snake.

>>1585501
are you joking...

i fucking hate a person who can't appreciate the rich hedonism our modern society brings

>>1585508
What is pleasure without pain? Searching for fun constantly is a bore.. I prefer adventure.

>>1585519
an adventure is a distraction

life is meant to be nothing less than extravagant

do what you wish

>>1585526
And you.