/lit/ - Literature

no

i don't read books by fat whores who get abortions.

i prefer her movie about killing fetuses

i kinda wanna bang her. i also kinda dont. theres gotta be a word to describe that blurry border between "i want get all up in that thicc ass" and "perhaps i bit more than i can chew."

>>15827820
i know exactly what you mean

what philosophers talk about this?

>>15827800
>Hank Green called it "Wonderfully plotted and paced"

I'm sure with that blurb it'll be flying off the shelves.

if you look up dunning-kruger effect, you'll find an image of lindsay ellis

>>15827800
Its a good book, and I like the way she writes.
Its not incredible, but shes got a refreshingly unique voice.

I'm only halfway through the book but im having fun.

>>15827843
You can't rewrite your blurb, Hank.

>>15827814
>>15827818
Oof, literally have sex. Her body her choice, aren't y'all anti-mask?

>>15827800
Post feet

>>15827800
Just read an excerpt, it's pretty Kino.

>>15827800
Some of her video essays and takes are great, some are awful. Why is she so inconsistent?

>>15828827
I like Lindsay for what she is, which is a frumpy geek who likes Phantom of the Opera and Transformers. When she's talking about the things she seriously likes, it's endearing. When she does the whole Breadtube put-on, it becomes ridiculous. I don't care what she has to say about the topic-of-the-week.

>>15828827
Because she's a high IQ person poisoned by a ridiculous post-modern fad ideology.

Excerpt
https://us.macmillan.com/excerpt?isbn=9781250256737

>>15827820
being an orbiter

>>15828827
>>15828845
>Some of her video essays and takes are great
>Because she's a high IQ person

>>15828856
I couldn't read it all the way through she lost me after I got to the point where she was in the car with her mom and she was listening to Fergalicious. After that the writing took upon a certain quality. I just couldn't read it. I tried two or three times to read it properly but somehow I just turned illiterate. I tested if I was forgetting to read by picking up a book on my bedside, but I think I'm fine. Who knows? Perhaps it's only because I've read it before.
So I continued to read, slowing myself down more and more and I realized that I don't care enough so she was being tailed by CIA for reasons, and a bunch of characters were introduced and I don't know what is going on. I don't know if I'm an illiterate brainlet, or the writing just falls apart as soon as we depart from the mother-daughter dynamic. Maybe both.

>>15828856
Is it bad that I winced at the very first clause? Is it just my bias or is this total tripe?

>>15829175
She had an abortion

VILE HOG

>>15829180

>>15827814
>>15827818
>>15829180

Is there actually proof? If so post the video and timestamp where she says so

>>15829192
Do the math.

>>15829192
She made a whole movie about her ABORTION.

>>15829192

>>15829192
https://vimeo.com/13807695

>>15829236
>>15829240

Thanks

Why so many of you focused on her personal life choices? You're no better than those on twitter trying to cancel people for not toeing the party line. And then you'll idolize Ted Kaczynski, who has maimed and killed multiple people. It's fine idolize who you want, but since when did /lit/ become the brainlet right-wing board where we can't even recognize when we're applying a double standard? Since when did we become incapable of presenting one cogent argument or discussing a single piece of writing?

>>15829305
gonna cry?

>>15829310
no

>>15829187
Thanks, Doc.

>>15829305
>Since when did we become incapable of presenting one cogent argument or discussing a single piece of writing?
/lit/ is not one person, retard.

>>15829305
You can discuss this abortion-getter's book if you want dude. People mention Ted's crimes any time he's posted. Why shouldn't we mention Lindsey's?

>>15829464
>abortion
>crime
Yikes!

>>15829470
I am pro-life but with one exception—holes like you can be aborted up to month 9

>>15829470
>sacrificing children to Baal
>crime
>Yikes!

t. you during the reign of Manasseh

>>15829305
>but since when did /lit/ become the brainlet right-wing board
We all know when.

>>15829475
>>15829485
Schizo-tier responses

>>15829501
You're the one defending your favorite vlogger eceleb's choice to murder children. Go meet some real friends. Maybe at a church so you can find a moral compass while you're at it.

>>15829501
shut up, stupid incel. supporting murder won’t get you laid, sweetie...

so it is true that men are born to orbit women who have no good behavioral traits, because men do not have moral standard for women, only shallow physical standards.

A woman can have hundreds of abortions and yet men will still compete for her? Woah, men really are pathetic.

no wonder society is dying.

What would happen if men were not low life coomers craving to provide free sex and an easy life to women.

>>15829305
>toxic people should not be discussed

>>15829527
even the physical standards are on the ground. this bitch is a pig. the contrast and hands on this absolute porcine beast

I was a fan until she joined the anti-Rowling bandwagon. Seems like a disingenuous hack now.

>>15829549
Supporting trannies is politically savvy for post-wall ecelebs who are addicted to dopamine hits from likes, comments, and anal tonguing.

>>15829240
Wow, that video doesn’t make her look very good. Has she apologized?

>>15829533
Contrast is way to high. But the "fat roll" is her shouder.

Generally like her video stuff, but found the excerpt unreadable. I don't want to read 3 pages on someones camry breaking down. when it could be done in a sentence.

>This whole thread reads like a shill anyway.

>>15829527
>>15829533
Get a life.

>>15829603
back to twitter

In America, the "abortion debate" is an almost entirely manufactured issue, with its roots in Richard Nixon's 1972 presidential campaign. Nobody in the US really cared that much about it before then. Opposition to abortion is a purely political stance - it has no basis in science or religion. To those of you in the thread foaming at the mouth over Lindsay's abortion, you've been manipulated into caring. There is no rational or spiritual basis for your opinion - only propaganda.

Nevertheless, the book isn't great.

>>15829708
Not correct. As a political issue it was left to state's rights and the average person's opinion was negative but they assumed it was a cultural not a political issue. Only its legality became a prominent issue in the 1970s. Murdering unborn children was never seen as okay for religious people, which most were.

>>15829708>>15829725

secular humanists have no morality besides hedonism, they they try to get a morality by politicizing anything happening in their republic.

>>15827800
Damned with faint praise.

>>15827800
is there good fapping material about the slut Lindsay Ellis?

>>15827834
Upvote this post so people find an image of lidsay ellis when googling dunning kruger effect

>>15827800
>Hank Green called it "Wonderfully plotted and paced"
Fucking savage Hank. I would be pissed if that was the best thing someone could say about my work.

>>15827800
I think she’s cute

>>15827800
I don't give a fuck about Hank. He believes in the atomic model, and I waste no time with retards who believe in the atomic model.

In the promo video his corporate masters made him do for her, you could tell that John felt sick to his stomach to be in the same video as a parasitic wench like Lindsay.

>>15829708
The Hippocratic oath, composed in fifth century BC, says "do not induce miscarriage" aka the medical equivalent of abortion at the time
The debate goes a little further back than tricky dick

it is natural for men like you to crave the validation of their existence and get depressed if they fail to feel relevant, responsible, dutiful.
The best way for a man to cater his need for approval is to serve some woman (and some of her children) through emotional&financial support, which he sees as ''a childish useless submissive woman'' [or whore and he feels betrayed by her]
Men are pleased to contribute to someone else life, to support their family.

Why women are a good way to feel relevant? Because women love to be provided for and each woman will always find a man ready to please her.
[for most men, the best feeling of feeling real is when the girl moans from your cock in her pussy, or for the most impotent, their tongue in the pussy]

THe problem for men is that they are disposable in the eyes of each woman, since all men wish to serve the few women who talk to them.
Men must thus invent several ways to please women, invention and creativity which strengthen their feeling of being worthy, relevant, in touch with reality.
Men are too impotent to find other way to feel real.
Once that the a woman replaces a man by another provider, the man gets very upset and depressed.
THis leads men to think that they are better than women, stronger, smarter and that they must built a life outside women. Some men manage to indeed built an empire, but they will always loose it for some women.
Women give meaning to men and betas, no matter how successful outside women, will always give up everything for some relationship with some woman who claim to fancy them.

>>15830351
this is basic knowledge posting out of nowhere,
who are you addressing?

>>15828843
I feel the same; and I feel like she's lecturing me from a place of satisfied certitude.
She is frumpy and cute!
I feel like she needs good regular beatings to keep her grounded and respectful

>>15828843
yeah so she is a good little slut with an easy audience. got it.

>>15828564
>Her body her choice
It wasn't her body though - it was the tiny little body of a human, and she murdered it.

I will fart in Lindsey Ellis's face

>>15830314
>aka the medical equivalent of abortion at the time
This sentence is so loaded it has collapsed.

>>15830496
>murdered it
That's a pretty loaded term, don't you think?

>>15831921
Like her baby collapsed when she had a doctor destroy its small body with forceps, and then cloaked the act behind abstract, sterile-sounding medical language.

>>15832456
No, killing an unborn human being is still killing a human being.

>>15828856
Basic, reads like a script. 3/10

>>15827800
It's hilarious to me that Doug Walker was her boss for a long time. She still slips into Channel Awesome humor every now and then.
>>15828827
I think she's good when talking about something she actually likes or dislikes for personal reasons. And when there's enough content to make a video. And when she doesn't make too many jokes. She only has like three jokes that she repeats in every video. >>15829236 This is one of them lmao

>>15829236
>Serious author
>Does not use proper capitalization
Everyone just thinks they're Emily Dickinson these days. If she's not careful, this Emily's gonna get a Dicking, son.

>>15833988
based

which bronte sister do you most want to sit on your face?

Wait this is Nostalgia chick?

>>15833988
A Man may make a Remark -
In itself - a stupid thing
That may furnish the Fart unto a Shit
In dormant nature - lain -

Let us divide - without skill -
Let us discourse - without care -
Shit exists in Body -
Before it exists in Mouth -

You leave Emily alone or I’ll take a fat shit on you, anon.

>>15833988

...Anonymous
07/11/20(Sat)16:42:55 No.15834042
>>15833988 #
A Man may make a Remark -
In itself - a stupid thing
That may furnish the Fart unto a Shit
In dormant nature - lain -

Let us divide - without skill -
Let us discourse - without care -
Shit exists in Body -
Before it exists in Mouth -

You leave based Emily’s good name out of this crude discussion of The She-Hog or I’ll take a fat shit on you, anon.

>>15834023
YEAH SHE GOT AN ABORTION

/lit/ related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvdQ2XSGRxk

>>15833992
Emily. Both for looks and for writing Wuthering. She'd be my Heathcliff in that situation.
>>15834042
No disrespect to Emily, I actually live pretty close to her house. My meaning was that retards online use her and other poets as an excuse for their own lazy habits. "[T]his Emily" in my post referred to Ellis.

>>15834023
Yeah, she aborts them so you don't have to!

>>15834072
Fair, but won’t she just murder any Sons produced by Dicking? I’d watch out, anon. If she murdered one baby she’d easily murder another. I heard she loves it.

>>15827800
>Hank Green called it "Wonderfully plotted and paced"
Obviously these are good things, but he makes it sound like she just followed a "Outlining Your Novel: How to Craft a Plot" type of book to a T.

>>15827800
who and who?

>>15835327
The Nostalgia Chick and John Green's less-annoying brother. If you still don't know and have no interest in sharing "fandoms" with fifteen-year old girls, I'd just click out of this thread.

>>15827814
Am I on /tv/?

>>15827800
I thought that was Elon Musk with a wig for a second

>>15835327
A fat bitch who ‘borted a baby. A dough-faced murderer. Hank Green is just some cuck though

>>15836257
kek

>>15833992
>>15833988
do men really think an orgasm is a punishment to a woman?

>>15836257
I don't think she's ever recovered from that burn.

>>15829708
>no basis in science or religion
>or religion
what

>>15828736

>>15828736
Tough to find

>>15831912
get a life, ok?

>>15836257
lel

>>15828856
It's not terrible, but at the same time, it reads disjointedly and stiffly.

>>15828856
It's terrible, it's all disjointed and stiffly.

>>15836535
get a boyfriend, you're on 4chan on a saturday night lmfao

>>15836686
Maybe host your sad little boys club elsewheres

>>15836520
>>15836527
may as well be some other person with no face
may as well be some dude even

>>15827800
Thanks, just ordered 10 copies for our book club.

>>15837835
Abortion club*

Typed book by accident lol

>>15837839
Post your tiny dick so we can all laugh at it. You are a pathetic incel and Lindsay is infinitely more successful than you. She's been cited as an authority in Swedish newspapers, can you say the same?

>>15837886
OH SHE BORTIN

LINDSAY ELLIS

SLAIN LIL DYES...DAMN YOU CAN ANAGRAM HER NAME TO SAY SHE KILLED A BABY AND IT DIED BROS.

>>15837886
POST FETUS POST FETUS

>>15837896
>>15837902
>404, argument not found

>>15837907
baby girl if you don’t post that fetus right now...

>>15837910
YOU ARE CRINGE

>>15837939
i said post that fetus mami...

>>15827800
she looks like a porn star.

>>15837960
pillsbury doughwhore gets railed by uncut baguette, removes bun

>>15837960
How long ago was that picture taken, 20 years?

>>15837990
Just think.. Lindsay Ellis' baby would be thirty years old if he were walking around today

>>15837994
Spoony, get over it already.

Stop bullying the babykiller. She has FASD, which explains her violent tendencies.

>>15838032
Spoony, I know you're butthurt that Lindsay is way more popular and successful than you, but it's time to move on. She committed no crime except to dab on your sorry ass.

>>15838071
She committed abortion, which is a crime in God's kingdom

>>15829236
To think she still has the afterlife to look forward to.

>>15829533
disgusting

>>15828564
Oof, that's a yikes from me, sweety. I literally can't even right now. Oh sweet summer child, you do realize you're making me lose all faith in humanity right now, I'm literally shaking rn. Let's unpack this. It's almost as if maybe, your toxic, problematic behavior towards incels is because someone hurt you. Just shut up and listen. It's called being a decent human being. You are not welcome here.

Let that sink in.

>>15837960

Does anyone know what sex her baby was...
I think we should name it, it's only right

>>15839039
WTF?!

>>15839141
Girl: Lindsay
Boy: Ellison

they should be stand ins for all nameless murdered infants on this site.

>>15839141
Why did she do this cringe shit? She deserves to be shamed for her cringe attitude to abortion, not for the act itself.

>>15827814
>>15827818
kek based

>>15839334
>her cringe attitude to abortion
that's her attitude to everything. Friends. Jobs. Art.

>>15839358
And yet she's more successful than you at all of the above. Crazy, huh?

>>15827800
Can’t comment on the book itself but that is such a gay nothingburger blurb. Tell me what you liked about the book, Green, not a nebulous platitude that your far more often hear from dumbass teen “reviewers” about terrible YA books.
Imagine how silly it would be if you saw “wonderfully plotted and paced” on a cover of Lord of the Rings.

>>15839401
>she's more successful on clown world where degeneracy trannies whores and retardness is rewarded
color me surprised you faggot

>>15827800
I don't read books written by women.

>>15839334
>>15839358
That's exactly it; her attitude!
I couldn't put my finger on why she annoyed me so much. Her videos can be interesting, especially if it's something you see she's passionate for.
And I'd still fuck her senseless!

>>15839473
Ok, coomer.

>>15836686
>you're on 4chan on a saturday night
Global pandemic.

>>15839473
>fuck her senseless
with your tiny penis? lmao

>>15839401
You don't know me, nigga.

I'm very successful and I didn't have to sell my body to get here.

>>15839493
She didn't sell her body either. If you know of an onlyfans by her please share it.

>>15829305
The whole site went to shit with the election 4 years ago, wake up and get a clue, dude.

>>15839488
I'd post my average sized cock but i'd get banned again

>>15839500
The whole of Western society went to shit because of the election, don't act like extremist stupidity is limited to this website. The whole fucking world has lost its mind.

>>15839493
>>15839497
or an onlyfans that looks usefully close to her please.

>>15839009
I really love the way all the words in the onions image fit together in this pasta. Classic (although not really old).

>>15839502
>average
she looks like she gaps dragon dildos for breakfast and you think you can fuck her senseless with an average 7 inches penis lmao

>>15839497
Are you kidding? She slept with Doug Walker to win the Nostalgia Chick contest and I'm sure she slept with whoever got her a job at PBS and whoever represented her shitty scifi book. We are talking about someone who filmed her own abortion to find internet fame, after all.

>>15839511
7 is enough, but i get your point.
the trick would be to pace myself and be creative

>>15839512
>proof: not found
Okay schizo.

This was an easter egg revealing her real kill count (inclusive!)

>>15839588
>3 black fetuses
.....

>>15829305
*tickle tortures you*

>>15839588
Big if true.

>>15827800
So her latest book is finished then? Just like her aborted baby, huh?

>>15839794

>>15829305
Her abortion is brought up because she had the big brained idea to make a film about it. A film she was proud of and was hoping it would give her attention and fame and to an extent it has. So criticizing her critics for bringing it up is pretty disingenuous of you don't you think?

>>15828856
disjointedly and stiffly as fuck

>>15832469
Thanks to stand your ground laws I can get an abortion, as the baby is trespassing.

Lindsey "Fetus Deletus" Ellis

Lindsey "Tomb womb" Ellis

Lindsey "if the fetus is black I must send it back" Ellis

Lindsey "Crush the lad's skull so I can watch Krull" Ellis

Lindsey "To 'adult' makes me pout, so please vacuum this out" Ellis

Lindsey "Deliver my litter? And have less time for Twitter?" Ellis

Lindsey "No regrets" Ellis

>>15829315

>>15841756
Yikes!

>>15841350
only relevant if the baby entered without your consent i.e. rape

>>15828856
I rate it disjointed out of stiffly

>>15829305
This isn't just any little choice, she literally murdered her own child. It's the greatest crime any mother could do.

>>15829305
She made it very public. You can't make a big show about some hugely controversial choice and then say "Tell me what you think, good things only please!"

>>15835340
WHAT THE HOLY HELL IT IS THE NOSTALGIA CHICK jesus christ. this is the slowest news unless i suck... she's cute, was cuter obviously but we're all better in youth TO A POINT. seriously tho you guys all have given them their money with your stupid eyeballs and still your eyeballs just stare and give them clickthru money.
>>15833992
Charlotte, sometimes, if I've got Annie anal. Imagine a Bronte gangbang...

>>15827800
Why would I read her book when I know she's an insincere thinker from her reviews? Her review of Hercules told me that she's too afraid of The Mouse's big money to point out the film's most obvious flaw: it looks like Vegas (why does it look like Vegas?).

shes the kind of woman that gets off on the power of controlling her man with sex then wallows in gin and self pity bewildered how she struggles to experience love. got a couple of decent videos, shes seems so close to sidstepping a lot of the woke narrative or at least having some decent takes, but no