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Is The Count Of Monte Cristo worth reading?

>> No.15817417

>>15817408
if nobody knew I would

>> No.15817425

Here's your count:
One Monte Cristo
Two Monte Cristo
Three Monte Cristo
Four Monte Cristo
And so on

>> No.15817439

OMG SHE IS SO BRAVE

>> No.15817452

>>15817408
imagine the

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>>15817408
>The Count Of Monte Cristo
More like the Cunt of Mounting Crisco

>> No.15817484

>>15817408
Being on such a high floor she must have a lot of potential energy.

>> No.15817490

>>15817408
god I want to cum in her belly button

>> No.15817493

>>15817408
What a sexy fat girl. What's her name?

>> No.15817504
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It's so much better in French

>> No.15817512

>>15817417
My brethren

>> No.15817536

I want a sexy fat wife so much, bros. I'm actually pretty /fit/ myself and I love the idea of having a wife who's fat as a contrast. I love the idea of getting into even better shape as she eats herself even bigger.

>> No.15817541
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>>15817408
>ywn use her belly as a pillow and read your own book on it

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>>15817408
Reminder that an obese, overfed form has always been the most ideal version of the female body until recent thin fetishism. Hopefully, fat acceptance movements will return us to tradition.

>> No.15817636

>>15817493
https://ssbbwannaoli.tumblr.com/post/621170964231847936

>> No.15817655

>>15817636
Not the prettiest face I've seen on a BBW, but still very nice. Hell, that big double chin is actually really sexy. Nice belly, too.

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15817656

Looks like a man of that same weight, so I doubt I could.

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>> No.15817741

>>15817536
>I want a sexy fat wife so much, bros.

You ever been with a fat girl while she eats? It's absolutely disgusting, I guarantee that will cure you of your desire to wife one.

>> No.15817745

>>15817408
I Have Lost Count of Many Krispy Kreme

>> No.15817910

>>15817656
Fuck off.

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>>15817490
this
>>15817408
what are some books with fat women?

>> No.15818076

>>15818048
Boule de Suif

>> No.15818272

>>15818076
Good rec, I love Maupassant.

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15818288

Americans should really be banned from this board

>> No.15818324

>>15818288
OP girl is Brazilian though

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>>15818288
The server is in the US.

>> No.15818332

>>15817479
Gross and underrated

>> No.15818384

>>15818288
>Europeans
>knowing anything about who should be banned

Lol pls.

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>> No.15818613

>>15818327

Her features would be much more attractive without the makeup tanked all over. But those body moles are top tier

>> No.15818667

>>15818327
You can tell by her facial expression that she's dumb whore

>> No.15818676

>>15818327
hell yeah boy im down with the thiccness

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>>15817408
HUMONA HUMONA HUMONA.

Imagine getting a hotel with her and spending the entire weekend in bed alternating between reading, fucking, discussing books, and feeding her takeout

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>>15817408
I dunno but damn that is hot!

>> No.15819391

>>15817536
Same bro

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>>15817408

>> No.15819566

>>15818324
The person who posted this fat cow is a stupid american

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>>15819566
I'm not.

>> No.15820944

>>15817741
Anon, I HAVE been with a fat girl when she eats, and it just makes me more erect. God, the way they will inhale food messily is the hottest fucking thing in the world.

>> No.15822148

>>15817408
I want to cum all over her belly. Fat girls are the best. They are up for anything. They hate themselves so when someone shows interest, they fall immediately. It's cute. I love to use them and toss them.

>> No.15822177

>>15818048
>what are some books with fat women?
Little Women

>> No.15822227

>>15817439
>>15819698
Am I mistaken or do women tend in general to have simultaneously weaker, fatter bodies than men, but also a socially protected sense of validation and self-worth in regard to their physiques?

Fuck, man, I've hated my body since day one, then you get these absolute landwhale BBWs chubby chasees preaching how beautiful they are. I don't get it. How can you be comfortable in your excess skin?

>> No.15822244

>>15822148
>>15820944
t. Pierce Brosnan

>> No.15822283

>>15817656
What the fuck are you talking about you fungus?

>> No.15822488

>nobody discussing the actual book

keep it up /lit/ :)

>> No.15822517

>>15819698
You are at heart

>> No.15822537

> the only discussion of the book is a discussion about a discussion of the book
/lit/ truly does not read

>> No.15822541

>>15822227
You should perhaps learn from them. Hating your body will not help, at best it will make you become a self-hating self-obsessed /fit/faggot. Might as well smoke every day and get cancer in an honest, straightforward way.

>> No.15822572

>>15822488
You missed the point.

Are fat women allowed to show their areolas like that? Even on blue boards? I thought that was a privelege reserved for men. I have never read the Count of Monte Cristo so I won't say anything about it.

>> No.15822574

>>15822541
I already am a self-hating, self-obsessed /fit/faggot. If I didn't have an asthmatic, recreationally conservative girlfriend, I would smoke.

>> No.15822889

>>15817408

Read it this year and really enjoyed it. It was riveting, if long

>> No.15822907

>>15817408
yes. it's very engaging, a fun super hero self insert story with lots of drama, plotting, and action

>> No.15822910

>>15817417
I know that pain

>> No.15823012

Caspar D. Friedrichs wanderer really gets fucking dragged on every piece of cover there is.

>> No.15823151

>>15823012
True

>> No.15823213

>>15822541
a modest amount of self hate is healthy, too much or too little is bad. it helps you chase an ideal and improve, but it can also make you a depressed and disengaged “whats the point?” type of guy.

golden mean.

>> No.15823250

>>15817635
WRONG. Being overweight makes pregnancy high risk.

>> No.15823772

>>15819441
thank you my fren. you made me lol.

>> No.15823786

>>15817408
Is this what Butterfly has become?