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>Your favorite book of all time
>Your most controversial opinion
>Your darkest secret
I'll start
>Anna Karenina
>Nabokov is highly overrated and offers very little depth once you scratch the surface of his works. His poetry is fucking awful
>I used to eat cat food as a kid and still eat it occasionally. It has great macros.

>> No.15799589

>no favourite book
>i have no opinions, only truth
>i have never touched a woman

>> No.15799631
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—I cannot name but one for there are numerous metrics to consider. One example. Favourite recent read: Getting Free, James Herod

—That we can live in peace If we put our minds to it. Book related.

I am Artemis

>> No.15799634

>>15799631
Unrelated but i hope you fucking die, butterfly

>> No.15799656

>>15799634
Get well soon, my child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE

>> No.15799669

>>15799569
>Flowers of Evil
>Education and reading are overrated and not intrinsically beneficial to humanity
>I'm not going to offer you my darkest secret here, but saying that I once did some camwhoring on the internet for fun will make a nice substitute

>> No.15799695

>>15799656
bitch you showed everyone your fucking pop smeared delicates in another thread, you need a fucking lobotomy

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>>15799695
>pop smeared delicates in another thread
link thread?

>> No.15799712

>The Man Without Qualities
>Suffering is good (controversial to normies)
>I'm a narcissistic virgin

>> No.15799723

>>15799700
>>/lit/thread/15793370#p15794101

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>>15799700

>> No.15799735

>>15799695
Hell no. Some imposter. Probably the same turd trying to push this shit meme on me.

>> No.15799740

>>15799733
Not me.
Please delete anyway. Could’ve spoilered it

>> No.15799744

>>15799735
send me a pair and I'll hook you up with my lesbian friend

>> No.15799751

>>15799735
>no, I’m not actually into shitplay— it’s just made up by all these different people simultaneously
this is fucking gross, pls no more doo doo there are sites for that

>> No.15799761

>>15799569
>Nabokov is highly overrated and offers very little depth once you scratch the surface of his works.
fairly common opinion (for plebs)
read ada + boyd's "the place of consciousness"

>> No.15799770

>>15799740
>please delete
do it yourself, we all know you’re a janny

>> No.15799773

the savage detectives

food is a vice and we should only consume it for nutrition.

When i was a kid, i used to find it weirdly satisfying to hurt little girls and making them cry, Not something extreme, just like pinching them or something.
I spontaneously remember that from time to time and think what the fuck was wrong with me.

>> No.15799789

>>15799773
Teasing them is pretty normal
It's not like you threw bricks at them or stabbed them with scissors or something haha

>> No.15799794

>>15799733
>mxvablo tripcode
>July of this year
It’s not actually butterfly, it’s one of the imposters who routinely baits people into mass replying to them

>> No.15799962

>>15799794
Hi butterfly, pls beware of E Coli

>> No.15800023

>>15799569
>shits on Nabokov
>eats fucking cat food

>> No.15800026

>>15800023
>he doesnt bulk using cat food
Im 6'4 btw

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>East of Eden
>gym/health is probably the most overlooked school subject when it comes to the way it can lay a foundation for a kid to live a healthy life
>my brother repeatedly raped me when I was 6 and he was 13, and ever since I've had depraved fantasies about murdering him

>> No.15800178

>>15800144
lmao

>> No.15800210

>>15800144
Hire a bear to rape him

>> No.15800259

>>15799569
>The hungry caterpillar
>not all women are bad but society does ruin most of them
>idk I'm a good boy

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>>15799569
>Your favorite book of all time
not a book but the mythological tale of Orpheus and Eurydice is one of my favorites
I guess if I had to choose, I often revisit pic related
>Your most controversial opinion
Stephen King would be my favorite author of all time if the only books I ever read by him were The Gunslinger, IT, and The Stand.
>Your darkest secret
I abused affirmative action to get into University of Chicago then dropped out after my first year.

>> No.15800656

>>15799735
fake butterfly

>> No.15800663

>>15799735
“the same turd” you stupid fucking poophound can’t you use other words to describe someone that aren’t looping unwilling participants into your fetish for shit encrusted man ass? fuck you.

>> No.15800675

>>15799569
>The Unique and their Property
>I am
>I sucked on my cousins tits and slapped her ass once.

>> No.15800676

>>15799733
UH OH...STINKY!

>> No.15800683

>>15799735
The shit meme is over the top and all but you have alluded several times to eating male ass. Do you get high/drunk and post or something?

>> No.15800689

Rain hitting thin panes of glass. The office is filled with an unsettling ambience that ripples silently up your arms, into the sleeves of your shirt. You can hear the doctor’s words-- can even parse some of the convoluted medical jargon-- but it all comes out muddled by the din outside. All the careful research and planning means nothing now. Something drastic has to be done. To be present in the room is to accept tacitly the horror to come, like hearing enemy bombs drop from under thick concrete ceiling.
“--dissociative coprophagia--” “--delusions of constipation--”
Professional timewasting; a dozen labcoats and thousands of dollars in philanthropy couldn’t do more than put a series of names to the condition you have come to know in person. You can sense the doctor’s concern, but it is all too late now: why else would you be sitting here, receiving this briefing?
“-- baconator fries---” “-- just can’t get her to listen--”
They need help; they always do. You wait for the cue: head-drooped, pulling glasses off with one hand to raise and reveal learned frustration: “what we’re trying to say is, we need your expertise.” He forgot to say “again.”

>> No.15800697

A stroll down the aisle of padded cells. Deranged blubbering and passionate discussions with the imagined overtake the white noise of the rain. She’s back there waiting, probably downloading .gifs of Jitka Cerhova, finger stuck obliviously in dry cunt. Maybe she’s bathed since the last time. Maybe she’s changed into something other than pippi-longstocking footy-pajamas decorated in those murky, technicolor stains. Maybe. As you draw closer to the door, you become aware that the good doctor has left you, unable to bear what will be your sacred duty. A keyboard clacks slowly within, timidly, behind the heavy oak. She knows, but she plays coy. She let’s you knock and ask politely to be let in.
“Come in, anon…” forcing her voice into something sweet and smoky-- betrayed of course by the acrid stink somehow permeating the door.
One, shadeless fluorescent dangling from the ceiling casts a flickering stale light over the scene. Back to you, her typing has now slowed to sporadic pokes at the keyboard. She pretends not to notice you, or the gurgling soreness in her colon. Her stage is set.
“So…” she clicks ‘post.’ “you’ve come back to see me…”
She teases you, and elucidates her demented narrative (she is an internet activist of sorts, plagued endlessly by neo-fascist /pol/-tards and garden variety neoliberals-- an entirely complex lore underlies it all) and applies more foundation. Your stomach proceeds, unconsciously, to secure itself, as an erection begins to coalesce in your pants. The familiar feeling of interrupted pleasure-- a nonsexual copulation about to begin, in which no feeling will ride the nerves of your penis and spine up to the brain (god forbid…)-- of which your genitals are grimly familiar. She spies the chubby devil, and pretends she doesn’t notice yet. Clumsily she proceeds from her desk chair to her hands and knees. She is careful not to give away her hidden discomfort, the project she has been working on for almost a month now. Only a pink flush and the sweat of an upper lip betray the cool air she has been practicing.

>> No.15800706

“I’ve needed you so bad.” She plants her bottom on the floor and a fart sneaks out. She’s thought only of you, she explains, firmly grasping her dense ankles. And of the flood to come, and the need for release. Delicately, and in one sure motion, she flings her legs up and rolls onto her back. Struck by the effort of her maneuver, it is only after a beat that you see she is, in fact, not wearing panties. Her crotch, taint and asscrack-- even the underside of her belly-- are coated in an immense and tangled pubic forest. You continue to stare, unable to pull your eyes away, and see the distinct folds of labia and angry clitoris-- erect, standing an inch tall somehow-- just barely veiled by the dark brillo-pad nap. Her splayed vagina, held tightly in wiry black hairs, conjures images of paralysis and decay: a canoe stopped by a tar pit, coxswain frozen at the bow, remaining here, lifeless, only to deliver some forgotten warning to passersby. “lasciate ogne speranza…”
“Please anon, I can’t wait anymore.” The staccato flatulence interrupting her pleas only confirms the urgency. Make no mistake: she will not shit without your penile heroics. But should you turn and run now, the putrid stink of her other ‘shit’-- the fecal remnants of virtual logorrhea-- will only drive you back, her punisher and savior, to the dragon you must slay. With closed eyes you unzip, and settle to your knees. Taking her by sweating ass cheeks, you pull her taint to rest in your lap, against a tightened scrotum.

>> No.15800719

“I’m too dry anon, I need your tongue,” she whimpers through tightly closed eyes. A resounding belch from below, as if confirming this to be the case. Screaming will not help, you remind yourself as you lower your opened mouth. Pubic vegetation must be parted, and watering eyes must be shut tight. This will take over a minute as the sprawling weave absorbs drool nearly as fast as it is applied. Soon: breakthrough. Tongue caresses and soothes puckered anal lips, rose-red, quivering in desperation. Pungent, brie cheese-- but is it flavor or scent? You suppress the urge to vomit with expert skill.
With more saliva the maw cracks open, releasing tainted fumes into your eyes. Whipping your head back, aware now of the dripping sweat of manual labor collected on your shoulders and forehead. You try scattering your thoughts, returning to the requisite mindlessness of the task-- it will only be open for so long. Luckily your hand is somehow already preparing, vigorously jerking your dry cock until it stands up straight.
“Anon, p-pleease…. oh, oh god, oh…” giving little angry infant kicks in the air, she needs you in her asshole. You grab her haunches and plunge-- spear in the belly of the beast.
So used to clenching, holding back, her sphincter fights you, squeezes hard on your swollen helmet. Drive returning and eyes on your prize, you push through and enter her rectum.
Indescribable sensations: soupy, gritty-- the feeling of fillia and colonic ribbing-- hot as fresh stew, but, wait, what was that so cold and syrupy? A pained silence on her flustered face, broken sporadically by tiny yelps and the unwilled trembling of the lower jaw, it is unclear whether she is working with or against you. You want to strike her-- and she may even let you-- but the job isn’t finished. There is no time for indulgence. The sensations align and agree; soon it is all hot, all spicy, and your urethra begins to sting. Impossible to tell if this is a good or bad sign, but some chemical reaction is taking place inside butterflies anal petri-dish. The task just became about your own safety.

>> No.15800724

>>15800612
>I abused affirmative action to get into University of Chicago then dropped out after my first year.
based

>> No.15800726

Just then it hits you: divine inspiration possessing the artist. You see your maneuver in an instantaneous out-of-body dream, and, placing the balls of your feet on the floor, prepare yourself.
Needing moisture, you cram your fingers into her mouth-- she gags on them, but quietly trusts your judgement and squeezes her right breast. Wet fingers at the ready, you increase the speed of your pumps. Penis screaming in pain now-- don’t give up on me… deftly you slip index fingers in alongside your tired cock. Once in place, it is a matter of one swift and complex motion-- god willing.
Throwing your pelvis back, your penis, now freed, immediately deflates. All the tension of her sphincter now bears down on your fingers, and you fight it. Pulled tight like a rubber band, it requires all your upper body strength to keep her anus open. She’s yelling, cursing you, and in the opening you can see the neon pink lining of her colon give a few dry heaves. Too soon?? Your heart plummets as you crouch lower, still holding butterfly’s taut butthole agape. Peeking in with one wide-opened eye, you gaze into the abyss… somewhere in the depths, you’d swear it later, a satisfied smirk. A job done all too well...

>> No.15800735

With a dancer’s elegance, the tightly wound prolapse dilates: goopy waves of brown, yellow and green fly out-- crash into stinking mist on your cheeks. Hard pellets, some as big as thumbs, pummell your open eyes and mouth and a select few, like victorious sperm, manage to lodge themselves in your throat. Your open eye is bathed in some acrid tangerine oil, and one prophetic red pepper flake, as big in your vision as a falling comet, smolders in your cornea. The peculiar alchemical properties of this fecal stew become clear through the smells and flavors leaching into your skin. Mushy peas have become hard as bullets and shards of chicken bone (chicken bone??) are spongy and limp. The otherworldly phenomenon responsible for this change in state still hidden away in the recesses of intestine.
Heels planted, letting the gallons of oily shit pool around her ass and back, butterfly whimpers and paws at her sagging asshole, still yet to retain its shape. Her pussy, now glistening with a thin coat of slime, visible even from under pubes, she ignores. You pity her cunt, but understand that her deep psychological distress forbids her from achieving orgasm vaginally. Only this purge of excrement will settle her fetid libido. She is a levee, lasciviously craving her own destruction. Her deflated-balloon farts have ceased, yet her belly clenches in attempts to force out more. You haven’t yet taken a breath in, afraid of aspirating more fluid shit.
She’s thanking you, but the furrowed brow tells you she is already thinking about your next visit. She’s thinking about your swell new move that she will need to see again, and about the drive-thru at burger king, and a new double-patty hamburger with pickled jalapenos smothered in pepperjack cheese. She’s thinking about a dream she had in which you were tied down, blindfolded, and jaws wired open as she lowered her big white ass over you and poured a gallon of nacho cheese out from her shitbox. You are thinking about screaming now, but a green fiber of broccolini has you too choked up. There is no more din outside, and no more tumult in the distance. It’s all inside you now, and the calm of absolute terror and shame consumes you.

>> No.15800739

>>15800144
>depraved
I would say those fantasies are fairly normal after the heavy psychological abuse you took. I’ve had fantasies about murdering people over much less

>> No.15800833

>>15800683
False.

>> No.15801096

>>15800833
Lmao, buttershit

>> No.15801149

>>15800735
Hm. Uh. Oh man. By Jove. Sweet Jesus. Dude. For real. I'm... Just...

>> No.15801260

>>15799569
>Maldoror
>Capitalism is a shitty system.
>I stole my best friends dead moms oxy script when we were 14, right after she died.

>> No.15801876

>the blind owl
>the world stopped being worth living in past 651 AD
>I'm a persiaboo

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>>15799735
>>15799740
That is you, you admitted you use two trips.
>>/lit/thread/S15745770#p15746365

>> No.15802052

>>15801933
damn, can’t believe the coprophagic butterfly is unironically real, thanks to deductive reasoning

>> No.15802074

>>15801260
How is oxy? Still got some kicking around the medicine cabinet from my mom's surgery a few years ago. Never took it and don't think I will but hell if I'm not curious.

>> No.15802082

>>15801933
>>15802052
That shows that I have one cracked trip and this new one. Duh. Stop obsessing over shit in this guys thread.

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>>15799569
No favorite book
Toss up between old good new bad is true most of the time, and the NPC meme is real
I'm unironically in love with Anne Frank, to the point I'm planning on making a tulpa of her.

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Frankenstein
Whiplash (2014) is the most overrated movie ever made. Batman v Superman and Revenge of the Sith are great movies.
I've been to a professional dominatrix five times. Each time I've gone, we pretened that she is a hot NFL cheerleader and I'm a shy nerd who gets caught pleasuring himself while watching her perform. She then steps on me, sits on my back, whips my ass red, tricks me into thinking she's going to kiss me, and makes me lick her shoes. I'm too terrified of having sex to hire an escort.

>> No.15802220

>>15802115
You Now troubles.
There is only illusions of the past in our present. The hate you give the new is projection. There’s no “most of the time” you’re just remembering the best of the past. It’s an illusion.

Tulpas are literally the other hemisphere of your brain, the one that doesn’t control speech, but communicates memory to you. Dress it up as a tiger or a little jewish girl, but it’s always just You.

>> No.15802226

>>15800144
Understandable, I imagine most people would feel the same. Best of luck with your trauma, friend.

>> No.15802236

>>15802159
Whiplash is beloved primarily because of the incredible editing. Did you at least like that part of it?

>> No.15802241

>>15799569
>Either The Sound and the Fury or Crime and Punishment.
>In general, statistically, blacks are less intelligent than whites.
>I literally promised myself I would not ever express this fact in words, so I can't do it. Sorry. But it's bad.

>> No.15802431

>>15802082
>obsessing over shit
Still playing games I see...

>> No.15802558
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>>15802220
I'd tolerate you more if every single one of your takes weren't so basic-bitch. I have seen some of your posts that seem like they were taking from some midwit intellectual's twitter post word for word. Sort of substantiates my NPC suspicions.
>you’re just remembering the best of the past.
It isn't an issue of remembrance or "nostalgia" since many if not most of these older things I consider better than the new were before my time.
What's worst you bring up basic psychological tulpa theory literally anyone with a passing interest on the subject would know about and have considered. How useless could you be?

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>>15802558
>It isn't an issue of remembrance or "nostalgia"
Doesn’t negate my point. Your view of them is skewed.
>Tulpa theory
I heard some bullshit about it awhile ago. It’s just an imaginary friend. You’ve considered this?
Wasn’t trying to bust your balls. Have fun.

>> No.15803176

>>15799735
>>15799740
>>15802082
COPE

>> No.15803179

>>15802115
god she is so hot

>> No.15803195

>>15799569
>Silence
>”The Road” was silly and unconvincing.
>I find some adolescent boys attractive

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>>15802952
>Doesn’t negate my point.
Actually it kind of does. If not by the rose-tinted glasses of nostalgia, then what is "skewing" my view? To view an old piece of media before my birth and one created today is no different in that both are essentially new to me by reason of having no memory of them. I have just found that things created "in the past" are often better than those created more recently, but, again, both are "new" in my perspective.
>It’s just an imaginary friend. You’ve considered this?
Yes, I have considered it, but tulpas simply aren't imaginary friends. The idea of a tulpa is that they are autonomous, completely unlike imaginary friends which are basically mental puppets. You can argue that tulpae as a concept doesn't exist in reality, but not that they are imaginary friends in the commonly understood sense of the concept.
>Wasn’t trying to bust your balls.
Find that hard to believe since you insult my intelligence with high school-tier philosophizing and the implication that I haven't considered the very first thing literally every sane person first coming across the phenomena of tulpas will think of.
>Have fun.
Yet you are the one coming into the thread with "um ackually".

>> No.15803204 [DELETED] 

>>15803195
>Silence
based

>> No.15803213

>>15803176
You’re the one posting shitstained panties

>> No.15803239

>>15803195
>Silence
based
>I find some adolescent boys attractive
BASED

>> No.15803269

>>15800612
Blood Meridian?

>> No.15803286

>>15803199
The Best Of the past are kept alive. The worst are left forgotten. There was never a golden age. We have only our memories and relics of the past in our present. Life, Now, has an abundance of both all the time. There can never be another Shakespeare, Moby Dick, Beatles etc. so the thought goes that things like that were better. But that’s because things are new Now.
It’s not a hard and fast rule. I’m not saying things are just as good as in the past. Much is going to shit, and no one wants to do anything a out it, but run to the past. Which, of course won’t work.

>Mental puppets.
Are you your own mental puppet? The voice on the other side of my head speaks without words and in a split moments time communicates volumes. Things “occur” to me this way. Dreams/daydreams jump out at me. A puppet? That walks on its own

>High school tier
I never went. It’s a way of jolting a conversation. I have no idea how sensitive you might be. I apologize, but here’s my thoughts on the subject. Just talkin’.

>> No.15803291

>>15803286
You are stupid and nobody likes you.

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>>15803291

>> No.15803305

>>15803286
crunchy discharge inside nasty panty causes anons to vomit, scream, go in droves to psychiatric hospital, old lady thong with poop inside proven cause of schizoaffective disorder, nasty poopy ass leads anons to realm of terrors and magical thinking where all decisions lead to poopoo panties butterfly who demands they present ubwasged ass for thorough tongue cleanse, abilify 200mg

>> No.15803310

Why the fuck does every interesting thread turn into a butterfly hate? Just let her contribute and ignore the rest.

>> No.15803316

>>15803305
Anon don't be drawn in by Butterfly's recent poop fixation and the proxy poop fixation of her admirers. I have a feeling this is some occult egregor forming.

Do you think she's really on/off her meds? I have long suspected she doesn't keep up her dosages, would explain her erratic behavior. Note how people always express doubt that there is "one" butterfly.

>> No.15803324

>>15803310
>butterfly
>contribute

How new are you? She has never contributed anything or had any legitimate discussions

>> No.15803345

>>15803324
Maybe contribute was the wrong word. Normally I just read the first post then ignore the rest, and don't really judge the quality of the post.

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>>15803269
But of course!

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>>15803286
Imagine unironically typing out that pseudo-intellectual drivel to excuse the fact you don't understand the concept of trends over time and the fact that the exalted Now™ is just the past 80 milliseconds ago.

>> No.15803428

>>15799569
>>Your favorite book of all time

>>Your most controversial opinion
>>Your darkest secret

>>15799631
I want to sex have sex with you, I will simp, I will call you goddess, I will do the dishes every night. Please have sex whit me.

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>>15803424
>Imagine keeping folders of pepes and not getting it.

>>15803428
No. Auntie is fine.

>> No.15803554

>>15803452
Imagine thinking you are a woman.
I got it fine; it was waddling in a kiddy pool of reasoning.
>The Best Of the past are kept alive. The worst are left forgotten.
This is strictly untrue. It's the average and the mediocre that is forgotten. Even if you are correct, the Best Of one period of time can be weighed again the Best Of another, and one could make the value assessment that one period was overall better than the other, at least as far as what the best of the periods have to offer. I believe that the Best Ofs of every subsequent period gets progressively worst as time goes on. There is a caveat to this, as I think quality of a particular area of culture, lets say film, initially rises with time, because of course nothing done the first time is perfect, but after having reached it prime will slowly decay, for whatever reason it may be.

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>>15803554
There, see? You don’t get it. You needed tons more exposition. Sorry. I’ll prepare the essay next time.

>> No.15804147

>>15800144
I have a friend who went through something similar. Your brother was probably also either raped when he was younger or was shown exorbitant amounts of depraved pornography.

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>>15799569
>Kokoro
>Race realism plus I think medium amounts of eugenics and population control will become necessary for humanities survival
>Despite the above belief I lost my virginity to a black girl.

>> No.15804324

>>15804318
how hot was she

>> No.15804339

>>15804324
Very, 10/10 ass best i've ever tapped to this day.
Unfortunately she was a bitch who left me for a really tall but mad ugly guy.

>> No.15804352

>>15799569
>>Your favorite book of all time

Complicated as always, could be Madame Bovary.

>>Your most controversial opinion

Pregnancy is disgusting and giving birth destroys the female body making her repulsive for life and it's never talked about, kids ruin your life, women should actively talked about this and discouraged towards procreation, only subrogation is OK, perhaps in the future artificial wombs.

>>Your darkest secret
I have a fetish towards vaginal discharge, so oral sex, panties and pantyliners are my kink.

>> No.15804365

>>15799733
>>15799735

I'm this: >>15804352 and found such thing getting posted on here delightful, is this a syncronicity?

>> No.15804372

>>15799695
>bitch you showed everyone your fucking pop smeared delicates in another thread, you need a fucking lobotomy
It's vaginal discharge idiot.

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>>15802159
>I've been to a professional dominatrix five times. Each time I've gone, we pretened that she is a hot NFL cheerleader and I'm a shy nerd who gets caught pleasuring himself while watching her perform. She then steps on me, sits on my back, whips my ass red, tricks me into thinking she's going to kiss me, and makes me lick her shoes. I'm too terrified of having sex to hire an escort.
t.

>> No.15804382

>>15804318
Where in Africa was this photograph taken?

>> No.15804384

>>15800612
>>Your darkest secret
>I abused affirmative action to get into University of Chicago then dropped out after my first year.
How?, teach me, I'm 22 and want to go to college, I couldn't go because of bad things that happened to me.

>> No.15804386

>>15804352
> ...and it's never talked about
It's not talked about because it's absolute bullshit, you dumb incel.

>> No.15804392

>Absalom, Absalom!
>the division sign is really just a fraction with dots in place of the numbers
>i don't actually like to read Chaucer, Anselm, Aquinas, or anyone else from the 'Middle Ages'
if it fit in yo booty put in yo booty

>> No.15804395

>>15800210
>Hire a bear to rape him
Agree, based Russian gay female.

>> No.15804396

>>15804318
>>15804339
>be manlet
>get dumped by 10/10 afrikan queen
>become a racist
pottery

>> No.15804404

>>15802115
*Anne Frank tulpa proceeds to make many babies*

>> No.15804405

>>15799569
>Moby Dick
>Your IQ should be what determines if you are allowed to breed or not
>I dropped out of uni after a month and still pretended that I went there for a whole year to avoid working

>> No.15804408

>>15800612
based and niggerpilled

>> No.15804431

>>15799569
>Other than Bible, Iliad.
>Film can only ever be entertainment and at best a lower artform.
>My social ranking gives me innumerable life-giving pride

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>>15799569
>T. E. Lawrence's (yes, the ''of Arabia'' Lawrence, that one) translation of Homer
>Cognitive ability or IQ is mostly genetically heritable, and is not spread with an even average or standard deviation across ethnic populations
>I dated a Muslim Iraqi girl, we broke up, and then I found out I'm part Arabic, so now I'm probably just gonna adopt a white kid

>> No.15804452

>>15804447
>when ur a racist but u find out ur mixed race and so u can only share ur results on an anonymous basket weaving forums

>> No.15804529

>>15802074
It's nice. Warm fuzzy blanket type deal, however eat too much and you'll be vomiting.

>> No.15804555

>Ulysses
>People have infinite value but their individual instances of being alive may not
>I have never considered anything other than a violent death for myself, whether self-inflicted or at the hands of another.

>> No.15804566

>>15800675
>>I sucked on my cousins tits and slapped her ass once.
Story?

>> No.15804573

>Crime and Punishment
>All and none of my opinions. On a surface level being an illiberal economic leftist is pretty much the most controversial ideology you can have today, but with nuance nothing I say is particularly bad.
>I think years of obsession over me not being masculine enough (relatively small wrists, short, skinny physique) has maybe turned me somewhat bisexual? I have never had sexual feelings towards men and I've only had sex with women, but all the /fit/ posting and homoeroticism of fashwave aesthetics that i indulged in during my formative years to compensate for what I percieved as my lack of masculinity has definitely had an effect on me.

>> No.15804581

>>15804573
>On a surface level being an illiberal economic leftist is pretty much the most controversial ideology you can have today
Im pretty sure being a nazi is more controversial desu

>> No.15804592

>>15804581
True, but for people that have any idea of political ideologies, an "illiberal economic leftist" connotates immediately to National Socialism, so that's what most libs label me as from the get go

>> No.15804594

>>15804592
ah i see

>> No.15804596

>>15804573
>illiberal economic leftist
What? Can you explain this to me?

>> No.15804601

>>15804596
Look up the French New Right and Alain De Benoist, they've had the most influence on my ideology

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>>15804601
>tfw i made an Alain de Benoist thread yesterday and no one responded except for one smartass making a Sam Harris joke

>> No.15804621

>>15804608
Fuck mate, make another today and I'd be glad to contribute. Guy is not talked about enough here. It's a shame most of his newer stuff isn't translated yet; someone should become the Michael Millerman of Alain De Benoit's thought kek, definitely some translating opportunities there.

>> No.15804686

>>15804382
Idk but I would like to visit.
>>15804396
I'm not a manlet i'm 5'11'' and I was a racist 4channer before I even met her, if anything i'm more reasonable now.

>> No.15805087

>>15799569
>Ethan Frome
>I didn't like War and Peace
>I once ate bird shit

>> No.15805093

>>15803424
>>15803601
You clearly don't get it since repeating that's all you have to rely on, go post more shit panties

>> No.15805637

>>15804386
>> ...and it's never talked about
>It's not talked about because it's absolute bullshit, you dumb incel.
Mate, I'm not an incel and that's not an incel idea, it's a feminist or antinatalist one.

I don't even have male friends, I'm always with girls, I just feel bad when they are so awesome and enter this idea that every women should give birth and end up horribly. About the changes in the body, look for strech marks in Google, and search for post partum medical literature. The incel is you who has never been close to a women and don't them well. Also, probably you are a misogynistic who wants to keep them as baby machines.

>> No.15805714
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15805714

Lord of the Rings

Non-white immigrants will lower the average intelligence of the Western world's population so much that our living standards will plummet to unacceptable levels. This will lead to a new dark age.

I far prefer a handjob over a blowjob, but when I get a blowjob I want the girl to produce absolutely retarded amounts of saliva and maybe even use her teeth a little bit. I'm not admitting to my actual darkest secret in writing.

>> No.15805721

>>15799631
A lonely middle aged woman larking as a literal goddess is extremely sad and cringe. Deeply reflective of your narcissism.

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15805747

>East of Eden
>/lit/ is actually a good board
>i had sex with a fourteen year old as a twenty year old. completely consensual mind you. havent told a soul except for today.

>> No.15805761

>>15805747
Do you worry that it will catch up with you?

>> No.15805900

>>15799569
>Siddhartha
>Black people as a population have a lower iq on average and that is the root of all of their societal ills as a people
>I masturbate often to interracial porn, almost as a bestiality kink

>> No.15805937

>>15805747
I love Misato so much.
>>15805900
I used to be a blacked fiend but I suddenly stopped liking it once I had sex. I have other weird fetishes that haven't gone away though.

>> No.15805953

>>15805937
Ive had sex though. It’s something that comes and goes though idk. I don’t like that I do it though

>> No.15805955

>>15805747
>>/lit/ is actually a good board
Nope, wrong.

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15805997

> forbidden colors or crash for fiction and England's hidden reverse for non fiction.
> most trans women are just perverted men trying to sexual harass others and get away easily with it
> I have a terrible vore and weight gain fetish and sometimes I think about them at work and have to go grind against my coat in the dirty bathroom floor to relive myself. I wish I was a guy with a duck so it would be easier

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>>15805761
no not really. it was a one time deal and haven’t seen/spoken to this person in years.

>> No.15806109

>Stoner
>Video games have the most potential out of all the art forms but I think I'll always prefer books and music
>I once got blackout drunk, brought two fat nineteen year old girls back to my house to have a threesome, failed to get an erection so I ate both out. Found out about a week later one of the girls might have been slightly retarded. I also found out a friend of a friend I disliked had a threesome with the same girls and it made me feel mildly better about the whole thing.

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15806144

>Moby Dick
>Wild animals should be allowed to eat people
>I like to crossdress as a maid.

>> No.15806179

>>15806109
>>Video games have the most potential out of all the art forms
oh shut the fuck up.

>> No.15806209

>>15806109
I bet you love breadtubers don't you? You fucking queer, I oughta

>> No.15806213

>>15799569
Practical Programming for Strength Training, The Unique and Its Property as a second favourite.
Knowledge except of a few trivial things is impossible.
I thought seriously about suicide a lot.

>> No.15806228

>>15805953
Yeah I get that, hopefully you can get over it bro it's a nasty kink to have.

>> No.15806236

>>15806209
Don't care for breadtubers. Philosophy tube guy makes me cringe like no one else.

>> No.15806248

>>15806179
I don't think it lives up to that potential often if ever.

>> No.15806270

>>15806248
no, it's more like the concept of a "gesamtkunstwerk" does not inherently imply a "higher" art, and video games hinge on the fact we simply don't have the technological capabilities to create a "superior" medium at this point in time. literature on the other hand cannot be "outdated".

>> No.15806277

>>15799569
kommunist manifesto
i am a stalinist
i have none because i am a true comrade against fascism

>> No.15806291

>>15806209
While I agree with nothing he says I quite like watching ContraPoints for whatever reason.

>> No.15806297

>>15806277
*bashes your fucking skull in with my bat*
welp that's another commie gone

>> No.15806341

>>15806291
I tried to watch one of his videos since he's supposed to be this intellectual giant (well, for youtube anyway) but then the video started with him in a bikini talking about how he couldn't open a bottle of champagne because he was afraid of breaking a nail. I can't take that shit seriously.

>> No.15806345

>>15806297
lol if you did that irl you'd just get doxed and cancelled. /lit/ is becoming a marxist study group and even /pol/ is becoming a lefitst board. face it, communism is the future. read theory.

>> No.15806360

>>15806345
shhhh you're dead

>> No.15806364

>>15799631
Interesting, its' the first depiction I see from that period which actually shows the divide in the labia majora.

>> No.15806366

>Ham on Rye
>Schools should let people drop out a lot earlier and make it so kids classes are decided by what they want to do from day one. Focusing on bringing out individual skills and environments to be comfortable in instead of tests and studying.
> I was molested by an old man as a teenager

>> No.15806375

>>15806366
>Focusing on bringing out individual skills and environments to be comfortable in instead of tests and studying.
What this essentially means is "I'm dumb as a rock and that upsets me, so I'll just say the schools system has failed".

>> No.15806390

>>15806375
Nah. I’m well aware the school system isn’t for me but focusing on individuals will always help people learn better than memorising things for a test that you’ll never use in real life.

>> No.15806425

>Tractatus
>The world population should be halved -- and specifically lowered in Africa, the Middle-East, and China
>I used to jack-off to shemales.

>> No.15806479

>anna karenina
>black people wouldn’t get shot if they didn’t resist arrest / escalate the situation
>I don’t like migrants

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>>15804686
>I'm not a manlet i'm 5'11''

>> No.15806539

>>15806479
>black people wouldn’t resist or escalate if police didn’t kill so many of them

>> No.15806583

>>15806539
>police wouldn't kill so many of them if they didn't commit most of violent crime and didn't resist arrest

>> No.15806595

>>15806539
shouldn't that make them comply much more? since they know the possible deadly consequences.
or are you trying to say they really are just that stupid?
are you some kind of racist?

>> No.15806613

>>15806595
They do comply more because of it but also get confrontational and nervous because they’ve seen how police treat them? I really like when people try call you racist like you slipped up when they’re whole argument is based on their own racist stereotyping lol

>> No.15806624

>>15806613
>They do comply more because of it but also get confrontational and nervous because they’ve seen how police treat them?
Is this supposed to be an affirmation or a question?

>> No.15806641

>>15806624
>”Hmm a question mark is this a question?”

>> No.15806642

>Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle.
>I think Joyce is serviceable at best.
>I have an inappropriately powerful crush on professional drag queen Blair St Clair.

>> No.15806733

>>15806641
You didn't phrase it like a question and it seemed like you were making a statement. But to answer your "question", no, they don't comply more. If they did, then they wouldn't resist arrest. You can't be compliant and resist simultaneously, ya dig?

>> No.15806754

> The Cossaks
> Thar we need to empty Earth of the dark oil, so that the next aryan spawn during the next Ice Age dosent have to deal with a fast globalising world invested with golems. Hail Evropa.
> I have seen my neighbor mom naked when I was 4 years old. I was biking when I saw then picking rocks by the lake. I approach them and then they explained to me that they looking for flat rocks to paint on them. I start looking and after a while I went to there house to bring them rocks. I ring no answer. I enter the front door. I walk to the stairs and sees the mother mid 30 coming out with big tits and a bush down there. She then freaks out and I tell her I got some rocks to paint. She rans in her room and I leave to find my neighbor and we went paint the rocks. Was actually comfy to see a female body that young. See that I had a lot of teenage dream quite active with her and her daugter. Btw we are the same age

>> No.15806825

> East of Eden
> Trans women should not be allowed to compete in women's sports.
> I have a cuck fetish

>> No.15806831

>>15806733
It was rhetorical retard. And I meant that some people comply and some resist, theres not one reaction people have.

>> No.15806905

>>15806341
Yeah no he only rarely makes interesting points, I just like seeing freakshow e-celebs.

>> No.15807095

>>15799589
Wow youre such an interesting person. I wonder why youve never touched a woman?

>> No.15807163

>>15799631
No deities can incarnate as a human. It is impossible. Delusional w*man

>> No.15807270

>>15801933
lmao stinky poopy butterfly

>> No.15807340

>>15799569
>Blood Meridian (I know, pretty basic)
>American Psycho is a genuinely brilliant work, and it hasn't been topped since
>I once faked suicidal thoughts to get out of a school project, ended up hospitalized for a week lol

>> No.15807470

>>15806425
>I used to jack-off to shemales.
how did you stop? I'm so ashamed...

>> No.15807495

>>15801933
>>15802052
the leading theory is that buttershit is drunkposting and occasionally saying too much. it does seem to be her even when she's saying really off the wall things.

she not only uses both trips, she sometimes just uses the name with no trip at all, but it's rare

>> No.15807510

>>15807095
Kill yourself tourist.

>> No.15807528

>>15805747
I FUCKING LOVE MISATO SO MUCH GIVE ME PURPLE MOMMY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15807546

>>15807495
Stop theorizing and take my word for it. It wasn’t me.
Go ahead and check that post n the picture.

>> No.15807577

>>15799569
>the crying of lot 49
>empathy > morality
>don't have one that people don't already know ;p

>> No.15807589

>>15807577
>;p
die

>> No.15807601

>>15807577
This post stinks of a certain website....

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>>15804404

Based

>> No.15809311

>>15807601
Oh, i know which one

>> No.15809625

>infinite jest
>you don't actually have to start with the greeks, you can just dive into what you like to read
>i killed a man (in self-defense) 14 years ago and I've never told anyone about it, including my wife and my parents

>> No.15809654

>>15807577
u sound like big retard

>> No.15809660

>>15809625
F*ck how come your parents and your dosent know about it? Didnt you go to court to explain it out?

>> No.15809783

>pickwick Papers
>all hot dogs in advertising use a zig zag pattern when applying mustard so you consume more. Beware the reach of Big Condiment
>i wish i had a dark secret. Im very boring.

>> No.15809837

>Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare. I am partial to JULIUS CAESAR today.
>Enemas are fun and everyone should do them.
>I like to play horse games as a 28 year old man. Being a hiki NEET I can't go ride the real horses so i must play the horse games. I wish for more games to focus on mucking stalls mechanics.

>> No.15809857

>>15800259
Hungry catapillar is for toddlers

>> No.15810149

>walden
>car focused design and by extension cars are a cancer on the world
>jerked off to my first gf while she was sleeping

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>the little prince
>the beatles are just ok
>I had mommy roleplay sex with an autistic woman 20 years older than me

I cringe at the memory

>> No.15810780

>Resurrection by Tolstoy
>Women shouldn't be allowed to vote
> I banged more than 700 girls, I have 210k debt, I probably did every drug you could imagine.

>> No.15811026

>>15799631
Hey buttflies, don't forget to douche and wipe before and after bed tonight.

>> No.15811490

>>15811026
That is not butterfly.
>>15809837
this is the real butter

>> No.15811498

>>15800144
Why don't you?

>> No.15811535

>>15806366
>Molested by an older man
Bukowski?

>> No.15811561

>>15799569
>Nothing has stuck out to me as so much better than anything else I've read that I can claim it's my favorite
>Every scorpion is the same scorpion
>I don't have any secrets

>> No.15811581

>>15811490
No. That’s probably just you in drag.

>> No.15812257

>>15799569
>Crime and Punishment
>There's no way to ethically participate in democracy
>I don't really have any dark secrets so I'll just drop a weird one. Over the past month or so I've been having dreams about wanting to fuck men, not actually fucking them, just flirting. I was pretty confident in being straight, but I guess I want to fuck guys now.

>> No.15812356

>>15799569
Repetition
Jingoism is moral
I touched a dick at 6 years old

>> No.15812414

>>15802115
>I'm unironically in love with Anne Frank
uhhhhh Jeff Mangum is that you?

>> No.15812642

>>15799569
>book
I can't choose one
>opinion
USA, UK, Japan, China, Switzerland and other overly rich countries are Antichrist cannibalizing the Earth and their inhabitants are the demons
>secret
I hate myself

>> No.15812646

>>15812642
We found the Linkolanon

>> No.15812679

>>15799569
>Paradiso by Lezama Lima
>While Bolaño was a great author, his influence in LA writers has been dethrimental and the result is derivative pseudo journalist fiction that tries to imitate the Savage Detectives
>I used to masturbate in cemeteries when I was young

>> No.15813353

>>15812679
why cemetaries

>> No.15813757

>>15799569
>Dream of the Red Chamber
>Except for Countee Cullen, Harlem Renaissance literature is overrated.
>I once felt up a sleeping drunk girl at a party. I did feel horrid about it afterwards.

>> No.15813763

>>15813757
was she hot

>> No.15813781

>>15813763
She was.

>> No.15814529

>black leopard, red wolf
>black leopard, red wolf is the best fantasy novel ever written
>i jerk to super extreme porn sometimes

>> No.15814777

Brothers Karamazov
Everything will be allright when the logos rises again
I will have around age 50 some horn growing at the base of my fingers. Its an hereditary thing that great grand pop had, his son, his son (my dad) and me I am pretty sure. My dad got 1 finger lock each 10 years. My grand pa at 80 only could move his index and thumbs. Fuck guys I really have to mourn my fingers action life.

>> No.15814902

>The Iliad
>I've really liked most of the black people I've known over the years but I think the only way to solve US racial problems peacefully is to carve out some part of the country to create a semi-autonomous state meant exclusively for blacks where they can all live. Also, I think most western Jews should be forcibly expelled to Israel
>Seriously think I might be a tranny

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i was gonna reply but then i realised i have no strong opinions nor clear favorites and that i am generally a midwit smoothbrain turd

>> No.15815146

>Ulysses, or maybe L'écume des jours
>The tragic mulatto archetype is accurate and mixed race people will generally lead confused and tumultuous lives due to their identity, so I am generally against mixing. I think mulattos should be their own identity category and have their own communities.
>I have quite a few, but I didn’t realize this until I thought about it. I PSYOP’ed myself into thinking I had a porn addiction in college.
I had a beautiful roommate my junior year of college who I shared a bathroom with and every morning when she would shower I was so tempted to peek through the keyhole. I had walked in on her naked before, so I knew what she looked like, there was just something so alluring to me about the voyeuristic aspect of it. I never did it because of how guilty I would feel.
My cousin who was 3 years my senior stayed over while her parents went out of town for a week when I was 11 or so. She and I shared a bed and every night she would press her back against my chest for warmth. I got a boner and would press my hips lightly against her until I could ejaculate and then I would turn over onto my back. I suppressed this memory for the longest time and I am so afraid that she remembers this as some kind of negative experience. I am also afraid my family knows and just keeps quiet about it. Very shortly after, my father gave me “the talk.” I didn’t know what sex was until then and I immediately felt ashamed of what I had done. I have felt ashamed by sex until very recently.
I used to think I had a tiny penis because I had only seen penises in porn. This caused me to develop body image issues. At 12 I began starving myself thinking my penis would look bigger. My mother noticed and started to make fun of me and then threatened to hospitalize me once it got worse. I would change in the stall during gym class throughout high school. This also lead me to be obsessed with going to the gym in college. I was afraid to break up with my high school girlfriend because I thought no woman would want me if she had seen what a normal penis looked like. I knew that porn penises were abnormally large, but anytime I looked at my penis I was convinced t was small. I would measure it multiple times a week and keep track of any changes. I just couldn’t shake the idea that it was small. My high school girlfriend broke up with me my sophomore year and I got really drunk with my roommates and cried about having a small penis. They were shocked and asking “how small?” and I showed them and they laughed and said it was average sized. It really wasn’t until I got validation from another man that I felt okay about it.

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>>15815146
>tfw once got shamed for having a small penis when i was 10
Kids are stupid