/lit/ - Literature

Kind of makes me wish some board would raid /lit/ again so we could actually get some traffic and drown out the usual asshats.

Kind of

>>1577413
reminds me of bulletins and invites I'd make with KID PIX when I was a kid.

>>1577428
I know this probably isn't the case, but I imagined this:
>kid makes invitations for fake parties for friends who doesn't have
>thesadness, a new film starring ann hatheway

>>1577448


Why so harsh, bra?

Anyway, Tofu, you going to the party?

cool thanks for the invite

Yay! We've been invited to the jock party. I need a tripfag as my +1.
"Football is the love of form. A spectacle that scarcely leaves a trace in the memory and does not enrich or impoverish knowledge. This is its appeal : it is exciting and empty."

- Mario Vargas Llosa

I'm not going unless it's an 80s party

>>1577487

>1577487
>487
>87

YOU SHALL GO TO THE BALL, CINDERFAGGOT

>>1577502
stoic, aren't we?

jeez

If /lit/ did go to a party, which board do you think it would be most likely to be able to get into bed?

I say /tv/ or /fa/ - pic related

I'm pretty sure /lit/ and /mu/ are already fuckbuddies

>>1577515
honestly... I'd call /mu/. A sizable minority of these tards already come from there, and to top things off the rest are generally proto-hipsters anyways

>>1577521

Yeah, but that will never be a true meeting of great minds, and fantastic breasts.

Pic once again related

let's go with /sci/

we could be like the closet homo going out with the slightly ugly, most pathetic bitch at school in one last attempt to feign a small amount of heterosexuality

What's our strategy, guys? How do we convince them that we're not losers?

>>1577547
lol, /sci/ is the only board to periodically raid /lit/ other than a few /a/ cunts. Pretty sure we caught the 400K mini-meme from /sci/ like hepatitis

>>1577556
i can smoke if you need me to

>>1577547

Actually, authors and poets tend to punch well above their weight with the ladies. I kow Miller/Monroe's already been referenced, but look at that picture - how did a dweeb like that pull her?

And as a ps - who's is the other hand that's on top of Art and Marilyn's?

>>1577559
how does that affect my scheme...

>>1577515
/fa/ definitely, same type of faggets on both boards

>>1577563
because last I heard, /sci/ absolutely loathes /lit/. It's the hard sciences v. humanities debate all over again.

But yeah, why not. I'd hit it

>>1577556

Ahem. Excuse me - Byron here. When did literature become associated with losers? In my day, we were boss fucking pimps of the western world. Bitches were like varnish - they were all over my fucking wood.

Just stick with me, you can have my crumbs.

>>1577571
yeh

i wasn't denying that

>>1577576
Piss off, you club footed ninny.

>>1577612
the thing to say is dandy and it's a title only given to those who deserve it

The party is on.

>>1577564

No way dude, /fa/ is /fit/'s.

>get invited to party
>banned by mods
>leave and go back to reading
>just like real life