/lit/ - Literature

>>15755532
like? how is anyone suppose to know if you dont tell us the ideas

>>15755532
Sounds based!

>>15755534
the ideas are about lack of purpose and stuff like that
>>15755551
thanks

>>15755534
you only want to steal those

>>15755532
>should i write a book? i have a few story ideas
yes but you probably shouldn't try to get published, if you decide to send your work off to publishers fine but your goal should be to write a book, not get it published and not become a writer

>>15755532
You should write all books

>>15755560
>the ideas are about lack of purpose and stuff like that
B-but those were my ideas!

ok guys, promise not to steal my stories and i will share them with you, ok?

>>15755532
There's literally no reason not to.

So one history will be about a man addicted to cigarettes that has lung cancer. He decides to commit crimes in order to sustain his family.

>>15756268
That’s just Breaking Bad you maroon

>>15756268
That is just BB but that's ok. All ideas are stolen. Give it a twist.

>>15756275
>>15756390
He's not me, he's a deceiver!
>>15756268
Fuck u identity thief

>>15756268
Simpsons did it (in parable)!

you don't, stupid frogposter

my story is about man addicted to cigarettes and gambling and one day he has to choose one because he don’t have money for both and he win a million dollars. the moral is not to smoke

For real, my idea for a book is a young boy is mistreated by his adopted family because his died. But on his birthday a homeless man convinces him he is a magical man and the young boy should come with him. What do you think?

>>15756783

>>15757334
Whos addicted to cigarettes in it

>>15757364
I am.

I wrote a novella about a German Soldier who drops a gold cigarette case when he comes under fire and has to run for it. An American GI recovers it. After the war the German gives up smoking because cigarettes had more value as currency for him but the American keeps using the cigarette case through the postwar years. He eventually dies of Lung cancer.
It sounds very bland in summary but it’s actually very nuanced with a lot of disguised pro-nazi shit

>>15757387
That's good aktually.

>>15757334
>a young boy is mistreated by his adopted family because his died
so his family are bullying his ghost?

So guys, what do you think of my story ideas? (>>15756268 is identity thief) Should I write a book?

>>15757810
Best is >>15757387

>>15757890
Everything is shit.

>>15757810
You should make a book that is designed like a latrine. This is what the internet is all about, anon. Pynchon got it before it was cool.

>>15757897
Are you ESL?

>>15757897
>Everything is shit.

>>15755532
you should write a book and then throw it out because its probably awful. your second book will be better now that you have experience with scope and pacing.

>>15758301
>>15757897
Actually I'm not OP and it is me who wrote all these cigarettes stories. Poor OP lost his thread to me. I think he already abandoned the ship, and also, I am talking to myself.

>>15758351
based schizo

>>15758351
That’s not true, >>15757387
is me

>>15756268
Cigarettes
>>15757144
Cigarettes
>>15757334
Cigarettes
>>15757387
Cigarettes

It's my signature, how can you say I didn't write this? I'm sure OP is now trying to steal my ideas.

>>15758351
i dont care i never read threads, only the op, the first few responses because theyre on my screen, and whoever replies to me

>>15758433
That's the spirit

>>15755532
I had a story idea where a homeless cigarette addict transexual finds himself lost in a labyrinth-like cigarette factory with only a pack of cigarettes, a half eaten sandwich, and his cis dog serving as accompaniment. It becomes increasingly clear as they navigate the cigarette factory that the way out will reveal itself only if they stop smoking cigarettes and if the he-she protagonist undergoes gender reassignment surgery with a board certified surgeon. The dog collapses of lung cancer just before they reach the exit

>>15758500
I like it. You should definitely write a book

>>15755532
test

bump

>>15758500
>cis dog
I giggled

did somebody mention cigarettes? I could use a smoke right now haha

>>15758351
i havent left yet, fucko, but im done with this shitty thread, its been ruined by you cigarettefags and larpers

>>15755532
If you have to ask, it's usually a NO, DON'T DO IT, but in case of writing there is so little harm, might as well give it a try.

You should write the book, anon, but only if you make use of this forum. Whenever you get stuck, just come to /lit/ and post the story so far and we will tell you how to get your hero out of his difficulty and into a much worse difficulty.

I just woke up from a "panic attack", it's the third time that it happens.It's crazy as fuck, I didn't know where I was and I couldn't.breath, I was looking for light.

>>15760204
I think you woke up from sleep paralysis. Can you describe the experience in more detail?