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things that make you drop a book instantly Anonymous Mon Jun 29 14:14:02 2020 No.15732936 [Reply] [Original]

>american author

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 14:15:04 2020 No.15732945 Author is white male

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 14:22:12 2020 No.15733005 >>15732936 * The waitress arrives with my steak * The bookshop assistant comes over and says "are you going to buy that?" * The book has a spider on it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 14:30:40 2020 No.15733068 >>15732936 >Jewish author >Author ardently subscribes to a semitic ideology

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 14:43:03 2020 No.15733158 >No cool pictures that pop up when you open the page.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 14:53:21 2020 No.15733245 >>15733158 baste

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 14:54:36 2020 No.15733257 File: 163 KB, 400x400, 8k0xw01rb4w11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15732936 >book has more than 150 pages

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 14:54:42 2020 No.15733258 slippery book

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 14:59:01 2020 No.15733292 >>15732936 >Jewish author And I'm a jew myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:06:44 2020 No.15733353 >>15733068 What are some semitic ideologies? Other than the obvious Zionism, of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:12:44 2020 No.15733401 >>15732936 Countless references to semetic sayings and assorted semetic words.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:12:49 2020 No.15733402 >>15733258 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:13:42 2020 No.15733414 does not use big words does not use semicolons

Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:15:33 2020 No.15733426
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>>15732936
>female author
>jewish author
>minority author
>anything post millenium
>movie image as cover
>more than 500 positive reviews on amazon
>uses vernacular in the prologue
>wishes to "deconstruct" or "modernise" something

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:16:40 2020 No.15733434 >>15733353 Modern anthropology. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjaRgALhEdg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:26:45 2020 No.15733542 >>15733426 basedo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:30:31 2020 No.15733581 worst of all >translations

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:37:58 2020 No.15733643 >>15732936 >Written in english

Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:46:28 2020 No.15733709
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>>15733426
>movie image as a cover
Fucking based. What even happened with book covers (and movie posters too)? They don't look timeless at all, like The Great Gatsby or American Psycho.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:50:01 2020 No.15733734 File: 25 KB, 390x376, p2f8f8vy4n611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15732936 >it's a romance

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:50:10 2020 No.15733736 >>15733709 female graphic designers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:50:11 2020 No.15733737 >>15733434 Why can I not find this book anywhere? The fuck? Pirate bay has some pdf thank god

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:52:07 2020 No.15733755 File: 35 KB, 521x521, CB549C83-1862-4F6A-8F57-FBD0365F4428.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >hands covered in melted butter >book is hardcover

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:53:23 2020 No.15733761 >>15733737 You an get it directly from the publicer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:56:17 2020 No.15733790 >minority author >Pro diversity and trans stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:58:05 2020 No.15733806 >>15733005 When I get a paper cut. When the fire alarm goes off. When the race war kicks off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:58:06 2020 No.15733807 File: 18 KB, 399x391, 23523526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15733755 >hands covered in melted butter what was meant by this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:59:37 2020 No.15733820 >>15732936 >written after 2010

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 15:59:39 2020 No.15733821 File: 27 KB, 520x480, 1582841829391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >children's picture book goes left to right

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:01:05 2020 No.15733832 >>15733257 i read 150 pages in a day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:02:09 2020 No.15733845 >>15733807 i melt the butter and put it on my hands

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:03:03 2020 No.15733850 File: 6 KB, 310x312, 6437452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15733845 i have autism and only now understood the joke

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:04:42 2020 No.15733860 File: 4 KB, 232x217, FC24640C-66A5-4E94-A927-599108D17863.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15733850 i have soft and slick hands

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:09:29 2020 No.15733894 File: 377 KB, 535x520, 41236523.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15733860 i stole that cat picture

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:18:57 2020 No.15733956 >>15732936 unironically: women and blacks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:22:18 2020 No.15733976 >>15733956 I never saw a book written by blacks in my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:22:42 2020 No.15733980 File: 89 KB, 800x799, 1532612968055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15733894

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:30:28 2020 No.15734029 >>15732936 >Author hasn't read Bion, Reich nor Don Jackson

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:33:07 2020 No.15734041 >the covers have been buttered

Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:36:26 2020 No.15734067

>>15733353
I had in mind really vocal Christianity (pick your poison), communism, libertarianism, most economic systems, various esoteric systems, and so on. Basically, if a recognizably coherent ideology was founded or heavily influenced at conception by жиды I try to stay away from it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:39:25 2020 No.15734099 File: 166 KB, 564x452, 45532476252.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >my mom suggests i read it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:41:49 2020 No.15734119 >>15733353 Psychoanalysis, Critical theory, Marxism and Neo-Marxism, Feminism, post-colonialism, Libertarianism, Globalism, multiculturalism, central banking, usury, neo-conservatism, and the Holocaust.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:44:01 2020 No.15734139 >>15734099 A cute girl sitting next to me in a college English class told me that Little Women was her absolute favorite book and insisted that I read it. I read two chapters and never took took her seriously again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:46:42 2020 No.15734158 >>15734139 she dodged a bullet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:49:32 2020 No.15734171 File: 254 KB, 458x588, gfj.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >book doesn't have a map

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:52:26 2020 No.15734194 File: 72 KB, 446x362, 1539646899436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >introduction by some university professor spoils a plot twist the last page of catch-22 was spoiled like this for absolutely no reason

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:57:16 2020 No.15734222 >>15734139 basado

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