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>See guy in park
>Legs crossed
>Reading Infinite Jest
>Looks like your average pseud
>Head up to him and spill my coffee on his book
>"omg so sorry!"
>walk away with this face
Hey since I know you're here, say thanks!

>> No.15715531

Based.

>> No.15715558

>>15715525
>spilling drinks on random strangers you don't like
Is this Elliot Rodgers redividus?

>> No.15715656

Chad

>> No.15715663

>>15715525
King shit

>> No.15715670

>>15715525
>drinking coffee in a park
This is top pseudery. At least he was reading a book

>> No.15715869

I bet you where perpaering for weeks like the underground man

>> No.15715898

>>15715869
i can see it

>> No.15715908

>>15715670
how in the fuck is drinking coffee in a park 'pseudery' you mindrotted zoomer retard

>> No.15715950

>>15715908
You just know he's doing it to enjoy the 'aesthetic' of being a guy in a park drinking coffee and reading. Fucking faggots make my blood boil.

>> No.15715969

>>15715670
>>15715908
In the fictional story that OP shared, the victim of the assault wasn't the one drinking coffee.
>spill _my coffee_ on his book
Your inability to correctly understand 7 simple lines is staggering.

>> No.15715973

>>15715950
>want a coffee
>can't sit in the cafe because wuflu
>park is nearby
>sit in park and drink coffee
this is how normal people think anon

>> No.15715979

>>15715525
>See guy in park
>Legs crossed
>Reading Infinite Jest
>Looks like your average pseud
>Head up to him and spill my coffee on his book
>"omg so sorry!"
>"that's ok, this is water"

>> No.15715992

>>15715969
neither of the posts you replied to implied they didn't get that you idiot

>> No.15716009

>>15715979
Underrated

>> No.15716014

>>15715992
>he's doing it to enjoy the 'aesthetic' of being a guy in a park drinking coffee and reading
In simple English: the guy who reading was also drinking coffee. I know that people on /lit supposedly don't actually read, but being downright illiterate morons, like you, is not something one expects.

>> No.15716052

>reading with legs crossed holding the book with one hand and resting it on the higher leg
>faggot pseud
>reading with legs parallel holding book in front with both hands
>autism
>reading with book between your legs and slouching over it
>ruined posture
>reading with book in lap
>neck pain
>reading lying down holding the book above your head
>broken nose because you decided to read postmodernists and fell asleep

crossed legs is the best one and based too because fatties and men who are insecure about their masculinity can't do it

>> No.15716054

>>15716014
How did my post get mixed up in your stupidity? I was talking about anyone doing that, not OP's hypothetical reader (coffeeless).

>> No.15716067

>>15715992
>>15715670
>At least he was reading a book

>> No.15716078

The stupidity - borderline legal mental retardation - of some of the posters on /lit is really something else. Jesus.

>> No.15716106

>>15716014
That wasn't in either of the posts you quoted. The first one was clearly not referring to the guy reading in the park, and the second was just calling out the idea as ridiculous.

you're a fucking retard projecting your own illiteracy

>> No.15716118

>>15715908
How the fuck is reading a book in a park pseudery

>> No.15716125

>>15715969
Based retard

>> No.15716129

>>15716125
>>15716106
based retards

>> No.15716187

>>15715525
I think you are both guys and you are fantasizing about all this.

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15716190

>>15716009
I don't get it

>> No.15716241

>>15715525
Damn incredibly based. We need a FHRITP for pseuds and booktubers.

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15716251

>drinking coffee in a park
kinda cringe
>>15715869
>perpaering for weeks like the underground man
actually based

>> No.15716266

>>15716118
Shitting is pseudery

>> No.15716276

>>15715525
psued*

>> No.15716288

>>15716118
>so proud that you read that you have to show it off to everybody
Absolute pseud.

>> No.15716345

>>15715908
you're supposed to drink coffee at a terrasse you uncivilized anglo swine

>> No.15716355

>>15715525
>>Legs crossed
lol what mystical outgroup meaning are you fucknuts assigning to this?

>> No.15716373

>>15716355
I imagine a scrawny metrosexual soi