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Knight Edition

>>15651328
>>/lit/?task=search2&search_subject=sffg
https://mega.nz/folder/JrhSyY6S#7qmTPol52TnmpFOdbag7RQ
https://www.goodreads.com/group/show/1029811-sffg

>> No.15681348

>>15681228
Sad end for a dying general.

>> No.15681512
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15681512

Accused of sexual misconduct. Accused of using his lawyers to intimidate his victims. Not a peep from the MeToo masses.

Is he too woke to be cancelled?

http://bidisha-online.blogspot.com/2012/12/emotional-violence-and-social-power.html?m=1

>> No.15681612

>>15681228
Im almost done with the Halo series lets discuss it.

>> No.15681691

>>15681512
how do you know it's him? ctrl-f'd his name because I am not reading that shit

>> No.15681700

>>15681612
Fun

>> No.15681795

>>15681691
Good point. I guess there’s just no other way to search for this information. If only there was some kind of repository for digital data, like a computer, or even better a network of computers, that was thoroughly catalogued and easily searchable. Oh well. Guess we’ll never know the answer.

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15681812

Where should I start with the Halo books? I don't care to read the ones that just retell the vidya.

>> No.15681933

>>15681795
I did google it, found nothing other than a downvoted reddit comment saying that post is about him

>> No.15682000

>>15681812
Don't unless you're a 13 year old twit.

>> No.15682001

>>15681933
Case closed.

>> No.15682032

>>15682001
Well, yeah. You're the guy that says "do your research SHEEPLE" and expects anyone to take him seriously.

>> No.15682036

Any good body swap fantasy, like Altered Carbon, but where they swap into a petite woman with an insatiable lust?

>> No.15682056
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>>15682032
It seems that same reddit thread quotes the original text of the blogpost. In that version, before the victim received what she’s described as legal intimidation from the accused, she lists her assailants initials as CM. She noted he’s an award winning sci-fu author, known for his leftist politics and his progressive views of women.

I’m positively stumped. No idea who it could be.

>> No.15682152

>>15682056
Oh yeah, now we're all convinced, cocksucker, a reddit post AND a blog.

>> No.15682155

Is Sabriel considered young adult or children literature? Is it good? There is a copy in my local library.

>> No.15682174

What is the core of the Foundation series? Like what books do I read?

>> No.15682183

>>15682152
What were you expecting? A fucking rape kit?

>> No.15682190

>>15682155
It's good YA on the more mature end if anything given the themes

>> No.15682200

I completed The Iron Dragon's Daughter and much of the book, especially the ending, made little to no sense*.
For SOME reason, I am now reading Dragons of Babel which takes place in the same world.

* = in between this and the last thread, google has enlightened me unto understanding the story a bit more but a lot of it still seems pointless, much like the book's inherent nihilism.

>> No.15682205

how old should you be to read YA? i feel like i shouldn't read it anymore since I turned 28.

>> No.15682270

>>15682155
It's good. I recommend.

>> No.15682276

>>15682183
A pic of your sister's ass. Fuck outta here with these teen drama bullshit.

>> No.15682327

>>15682190
>>15682270
Thanks

>> No.15682334

>>15682276
>I can’t find any info on this
Use the internet

>I did but all I found is a reddit post
That reddit post has some pertinent info, if you actually read it

>just a reddit post and a blog. Wtf?
What were you expecting?

>well I was ... fuck ... I mean ... your sister ... fucking ass ... fuckin
Cmon, lad.

>> No.15682361

/sffg/, who should I make my MC's father?

>a sleezbag minor antagonist who the MC's best friend used to look up to before realizing he was a shitty role model he didn't want to emulate when someone started looking up to him (note: this character will be included regardless)
>the last human survivor of a dying world who helped convince the MC's non-human mentor to leave behind his dark lord and fight for his people's freedom, and who would later be killed by said dark lord and used to replace his own damaged body (note: this character will not be included if the other is selected, as he adds far too many new plot threads)

>> No.15682587

>>15682361
Fuck your blog asswipe

>> No.15682588

Man, the ending of Oathbringer is so good.

>> No.15682630

>>15682361
First by far. Great when things can be streamlined and consolidated so you can just focus on refining what you have. Plus the second one gives me the vague connotation of unexciting exposition, while the first might be a really memorable way to tie things together. Depending on how you execute it.

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Rate my WIP plot.
https://justpaste dot it/48g18
It needs some help.

>> No.15682889

>>15682361
>/sffg/, who should I make my MC's father?
Himself.

>> No.15682971

>>15682334
Not that anon but seriously fuck off with your drama.

>> No.15682981

Going to start Cradle, heard the latest book was pretty shit and is was basically the equivalent to a DBZ filler episode where a lot of shit is thrown at you but nothing actually happened to move the plot or characters forward.

>> No.15682993

>>15682981
Book 7 is half a book.

>> No.15683001

>>15682981
It's half of an arc but most of the fans are just moaning because he went one whole book without another powerlevel jump

>> No.15683033

>>15682981
>episode where a lot of shit is thrown at you but nothing actually happened to move the plot or characters forward.
This is what happens when you're successful.

>> No.15683422

I don't like fantasy

>> No.15683631

>>15683422
I don't like you

>> No.15683899

>>15682361
>character's parents have to be someone important

why is this always a thing in YA?

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>>15682361
Fuck off.

>> No.15684079

>>15684054
make me bitchboi

>> No.15684290

What do people think about The Three Body Problem? I read the first one and enjoyed it.

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>>15684079
Cry more.

>> No.15684485

>>15683001
Fans are upset because he didn’t to write his other friggin series before getting back to cradle

>> No.15684526
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15684526

Just finished Hyperion a few days ago and about to embark on the next book. Anyone other book/author recommendations for one who enjoyed this?

>> No.15684572

Science fiction is superior to Fantasy in every conceivable manner whatsoever. This is not up for debate, this is FACT.

>> No.15684576

Okay /SFFG/, sell me on the Culture series.

>> No.15684593

>>15684576
no

>> No.15684621
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15684621

Any good jungle sci-fi?

>> No.15684745

>>15678226
Giving this a try.

>> No.15684897

>>15684593
Faggot

>> No.15684926

>>15684576
Why?

>> No.15684968
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>>15684576
I'm new to /sffg/ and only read some series but you are talking about "culture series" or "series of cult"??
authors?
can you be more specified in your request?

>> No.15685095

>>15684968
not sure if troll, but "the Culture series" in this thread means "the Culture series" by banks

>> No.15685101

>>15684968
Culture series. Iain Banks novels.

>> No.15685152
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>>15685095
>>15685101
I didn't know about him, and now is in my list "for read" in this year
>not sure if troll
naa, like I say, I just read Instrumentality of Mankind series of Cordwainer Smith
and still searching for more authors avoiding books from 2010 forward

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another day, another masterpiece

>> No.15685784

>>15684621
Halo last light.

>> No.15685818

>>15681812
The halo books, much like other novel adaptations of video games are trash and unpopular with fans of the original franchise

>> No.15685835

>>15685818
Those halo books written by troy denning are alright.

>> No.15685977

>>15682630
what about this third, middle of the road option?

>a fellow adventurer of the MC's mother and the aforementioned sleezebag. The dark lord killed him and transfered himself into his body after his old one was damaged

It mean the MC's friend can have his conflict with the sleezebag to himself though I feel I'm still going to have to come up with some details about this character so he's not just a space filler

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How do you justify modern infantry tactics in the far future where drones will be able to do just about everything way better than human soldiers ever could? Most modern war is already just "call an airstrike on this dudes head" anyway, the only real use for infantry is just finding the dudes that need a bomb dropped on them or clearing the inside of buildings, in any setting with human/above human-tier AI it just seems obsolete to have dudes with guns shooting at each other.

>> No.15686258

Anything particularly good on the audioboom format? got a credit on audible so might as well spend it

>> No.15686562

>>15684526
I haven't read it but I'm more interested in trying some of his horror stuff desu

>> No.15686573

>>15684576
read player of games, if you aren't drawn in by that you never will be

>> No.15686602

>>15684621
Children of Time

>> No.15686852

>>15682205
YA is written for disney adults who can't afford trips to disney land.
So well into your fifties.

>> No.15686995

>Its chest rose conspicuously and fell, as if the owl, in its hypnagogic state, had sighed.

It's lines like these that remind me that I will never produce anything worth reading.

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>read pic related
>about to start reading the sequel

I had trouble reading fantasy for years but this got me back into it big time.
Do you think there's any chance we'll get the sequel this year?

>> No.15687070

>>15685475
>another day, another masterpiece
Reading it, or writing it

>> No.15687359

>>15687070
i could never write with such mastery

>> No.15687408

Fuck. E. William. Brown.

>> No.15687426

>>15685475
If that is what those semen demons looks like, I will just keep my cummies.

>> No.15687434

>>15686258
>audioboom format
?????

>> No.15687450

>>15687018
Stop larping faggot, I shouldn't even give you a (you) because we both know you're trolling. How can you ask for book 3 and you haven't even started book 2. You don't know how shit book two will be, but you already asking for book 3.

>> No.15687649

>>15686249
people are cheaper than bombs

>> No.15687653

Kill yourself

>> No.15687745

>>15687450
Or maybe since I liked book , I expect that I'll like book 2 and want to read the third one.
What do you expect me to be larping about? Reading fantasy books?

>> No.15687958

>new middle earth book
BUT FUCKING WHYYYYYYYYY

>> No.15687985

>book series going fine
>Enjoying it
>Female character all of a sudden gets the spotlight
>Male character dies pathetically accomplishing nothing after all his effort
>Female steps in
>Overnight comes up with brilliant plan
>Gets all the women in town
>Organized a mass orgy
>Kill all the men and the main antagonist mid-sex, solving the problem we just spent 2 books watching the male character fail at
>Forms a council
>Filled with a group of women she constantly calls "the strong women"
>Talk about new laws where they won't be whores anymore (it should be mention that this girl was working in a brothel earlier)
>They also won't have to cook dinner for their husbands
>Council of strong women then hold off army of battle hardened religious zealots
I don't read shit from female authors because this kind of shit is always in their books. I check the authors, both are male. What the fuck

>> No.15688006

>>15687985
Look at the author before you actually buy anything. For example, if they're active on twitter, I don't even consider them.

>> No.15688016

>>15687958
>The Nature of Middle-earth will comprise numerous late (c. 1959-73) and previously unpublished writings by J.R.R. Tolkien on the “nature” of Middle-earth, in both chief senses of that word: both metaphysical and natural/historical.

Sounds based.

It was also sent by Christopher Tolkien to the head of the Elvish Linguistic Fellowship for editing just before Christopher's death.

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>>15687985

>> No.15688024

>>15688006
Basedfi-fantasy fans will berate you for this, but it's true.

>> No.15688035

>>15688016
I hope so.
Fuck I don't like it still

>> No.15688084

>>15688024
It's something I learned from comics, which I think the "literature" industry can learn a lot from.

>> No.15688117

>>15687745
You trying to start a discussion about a book that will never come out.

>> No.15688127

>mid book
>Read the description of the next book in the series
>It spoils how things play out
Why do I keep doing this to myself

>> No.15688137

Is Mercerism a real thing?

>> No.15688147

>>15688035
>>15688016
>>15687958
>why
Money, duh. I don't think you understand that Tolkien's family never had to work a day in their lives because they live off royalties, and sueing anyone who uses lord of the shits without paying them first. You elf nerds are such easy marks. They will always be "unreleased works" of Tolkien, and you chumps will always buy it.

>> No.15688162

>>15687985
This sounds familiar... I think I read this book.

>> No.15688170

>>15688127
Because you like playing yourself.

>> No.15688181

>>15686995
Inexorably.

>> No.15688481
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I hope this book will be translated someday. Litterally the best fantasy book I've read in my life, waaaay above the second best.

>> No.15688694

>>15688481
>one of the only authors around doing swashbucklers
>untranslated
:(

>> No.15688732

So I was looking through the recommended sff on goodreads and I thought I recognized an author's name.

>> No.15688742
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>>15688732
forgot pic related. also I went to her twitter to confirm, and she has a blockbot. When will women learn?

>> No.15688753
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>>15688694
Why the fuck has the comic adaptation been translated in several languages and not the book ?

>> No.15688848

>>15687649
Never stopped us before, military has a fuckton of cash.

>> No.15688868

How do you guys feel about royalroad? I posted part of a story there hearing it's a sci-fi/fantasy leaning site but now that I've looked into it more it seems very Isekai/xianxia focused and the reader base quite young and annoying

>> No.15688941

Why the fuck doesn't P.S. Power have any audiobooks yet? They have been writing for years and up to now no audiobook? Even those new Russian litrpg authors are getting audiobooks with a couple months of their books release.

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Does this lizard thing get lewded?
I need to know if she gets amphibianed.

>> No.15689158

>>15683899
Genetics.

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If you are searching for a kindle book, and see it has am age warning, avoid. It's shit.
Kindle authors who change their series to kiddie shit midway should be shot.

>> No.15689263

>>15689123
>amphibianed
she gets knotted by a catwoman

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>>15688481
HIs books seem to be my kind of thing. I hope they get translated eventually.

>> No.15689431

>>15688481
>>15688694
>>15688753
>>15689337
Because the french are the musketeer type, not Americans.

>> No.15689449

>>15689431
Don't see what that has to do with American authors not writing those types of classic swashbuckling adventure stories.

>> No.15689472

>>15689263
It's a lesbian book? Thanks for the heads up. Dropped.

>> No.15689474

>>15689337
The first chapter of Gagner la Guerre has been translated en english. You can ask it to the publishing house by mail.

https://www.moutons-electriques.fr/index.php?route=information/contact

>> No.15689528

>>15681512
I do not understand why people love this guy. He really comes across as a prick. I'm glad at least Penny Arcade said something.

>> No.15689546

>>15681512
Maybe if it came out now, he would.

>> No.15689585

>>15681512
Did she delete the actual post? Did it go viral (again)?

>> No.15689826

>>15689431
half of the swashbuckler authors were brits lol

>> No.15689851

>>15682000

Children read Halo.

Men read Mechwarrior/Battletech.

Only Manchildren read Warhammer and Dune.

Stop. Don't go there.

>> No.15690061

>>15682174
Just the first three. If you like it enough, you can read the others but those first three are the ones that should be read.

>> No.15690163

>>15689337
Currently reading it, I'm french, and yes it's amazing probably would score high in lit charts if it was translated in English

>> No.15690203

Impressing the french anons in the thread by saying the one french word I remember (quincaillerie) over and over

>> No.15690205
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>>15690163
Did you read Janua Vera before ? Gagner la Guerre is the continuation of one of the short stories + all short stories are absolutely top tier.

>> No.15690206

>>15689851
Even the Dan Abnett stuff?

>> No.15690240

>>15690206
William King writing throwback sword and sorcery>>>abnett trying to write standard scifi in a setting that doesn't fit it

>> No.15690279

>>15681228
Well I finished Bakker. It was alright.

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>>15690205
No I didn't, but I will certainly will read it after

>> No.15690307

>>15681512
I'll believe it simply because Leftoids are inherently criminal people.

>> No.15690452

>>15682276
Fuck you and the cock you rode in on.

>> No.15690485

Xianxia-anon, I've read 1500 chapters of Reverand Insanity now, but I'm getting bored of it so I'll put it aside for now. I thought it was good, though. The only thing I missed was a lack of character development from the MC. But I guess that's a given considering he's a geriatric several times over already.

Anything else you can recommend? I'm really craving something like Renegade Immortal.

>> No.15690508

>>15681512
He will be convicted if it goes to trial. That cranium shape proves he did it.

>> No.15690536

>>15682361
I've always wanted to write a story in which the protagonist had an abusive, alcoholic or otherwise messed up father whose failures drove said protagonist to strive to be better than him, both out of spite but also out of a desire to win his approval. Then, at some point he would find out that his "father" was not actually his father, but that his mother had actually conceived him with a prince or some other important figure who welcomes him to his birthright in what would otherwise be a typical fantasy scene.

The twist would be that instead of being overjoyed that the asshole he knew as his father wasn't actually his, he would be horrified that he's a bastard product of adultery, and realize that his "father" hated him, and probably became an alcoholic abusive shitbag, because he was a constant reminder of his wife's betrayal and that he had been cucked. This would destroy his drive to succeed as he now realizes that his efforts were basically rubbing salt in the wounds of a broken man, and that his whole life he has essentially been an instrument of psychological torture for a man who could have just smothered him with a pillow at any time, but chose not to, maybe out of love for his mother.

>> No.15690587

>>15690536
Yea...? And then what? Would the prince fuck his mom again or what? If it's a prince, his father could probably do nothing even if his wife got fucked right in front of him

>> No.15690610

>>15690508
Brachycephalic Haplotype U typical. Notice the rumpole nose and lipless mouth, as well as the tall ears and shallow widow's peak. Broad jaw, average lengthbut pronounced chin, wide-set eyebrows and moderate cheekbones.

Neck too narrow to be of the working class, face too vulgar to be a Norman, this is an Anglo of the petite bourgeois class with perhaps some minor admixture of the higher races. That he is left-wing is undeniable, but the earrings make it obvious, and phenotypically I would assume him to be a manipulative pseud with a high degree of superficial charm and some sort of mental illness.

>> No.15690631

>>15690536
Nobody likes cuckshit, even if it's not the main character getting cucked.

>> No.15690632

>>15690587
I hadn't really thought about it at the time, the important part is the internal conflict it causes the protagonist. It's just an idea I've been dancing around with for a time.

>> No.15690660

>>15690536
Literally all fiction for the last 20-odd years has revolved around cuckoldry, nothing you do with it will ever make it acceptable.

>> No.15690666

>>15690631
Infidelity can serve a greater plot purpose. But there are absolutely some authors who put that stuff in their writings for either shock value or for the sake of a fetish. Terry Goodkind was infamous for this. In that case yeah it's just very off putting to read.

>> No.15690671

>>15690631
But that's wrong. It's a rather popular fetish.

>> No.15690675

>>15690671
*astroturfed fetish

>> No.15690680

Any good detective scifi/fantasy novels?

>> No.15690700

>>15690631
I mean, I'd say it's more like the last 2000 years, but you do have a point. But having a character discover his own origins and be revolted rather than relieved is something I rather like the idea of. I guess it's not exactly original but it's not as overplayed as the inverse.

>> No.15690728

>>15690700
Do you happen to be jewish, anon?

>> No.15690737

>>15690680
Altered Carbon's not bad. Better then the Netflix version, but that's obvious.

>> No.15690748

>>15690700
Anything that portrays cuckoldry in a negative light is supported by me. Would be good if the MC chewed his mom out about it, then went off to find the prince.

>> No.15690757

>>15690728
No. A Jew would never portray adultery or being the product of it as a source of hideous shame. I also didn't say anything about the prince being black.

>> No.15690773

>>15690757
My mistake. My comprehension of the jewish condition is obviously shallow.

>> No.15690830

So I'm writing a sci-fi story where humans are a very unimportant race in the grand scheme of things. The majority of the galaxy is ruled by a race of gigachad ubermenschen that can curbstomp just about anyone else. I'm toying with the idea of them being a puppet race used for bodies by parasitic nanobots. Any ideas on how I should describe them? So far they're nine feet tall and bipedal.

>> No.15690867

>>15690830
It depends on how serious your story is. Why don't you just describe them as "they look like the guy your girlfriend tells you not to worry about"?

>> No.15690907

>>15690830
Just describe the pig aliens from Fifth Element.

>> No.15690937

>>15690867
So far the story's been pretty serious. I'm gonna have the MC get fuckin dunked on in a one on one fight after the gigachad poaches one of his valuable farm animals.

>>15690907
Ya know what fuckit, they all have the face of Bruce Willis.

>> No.15690944

>want to read some cyberpunk
>can't do a simple google search without being shitted up with gaming websites

fuck sake.

>> No.15690953

>>15690944
"-gaming"

>> No.15690962

>>15690953
It still shows mainly information on the game also called Cyberpunk, but not on gaming websites.

>> No.15690969

>>15690944
I remember when I used to be excited for that game.

>> No.15690975

>>15690944
You don't want to read some cyberpunk, you want to read the Neuromancer trilogy and then drop the whole thing.

>> No.15690989

>>15690975
What's the read order?
1>2>0>3?

>> No.15691011

>>15690989
Why the fuck do austists always start asking questions about reading orders.
reading order = publication order EVERY SINGLE TIME
>b-but muh author said start with-
The author is wrong, realized they made something shitty, and are trying to retcon their shit to make it not shit.

>> No.15691035

>>15691011
Except Vorkosigan.

>> No.15691047

>>15691035
except nothing.

>> No.15691071

>>15690536
i don't know why o think of this specifically compared to any other story with a bastard prince, but this reminds me of SU

>> No.15691090

>>15691047
How about you get fucked autismo?

>> No.15691139

>>15691011
there's a bunch of series published out of order because of multiple publishers lol

>> No.15691231

>>15691011
It's a fair question.
"Burning Chrome" was a collection of short stories that individually were released before Neuromancer, but published together after "Count Zero".

>> No.15691418

>>15681512
No one cares about a nobody. Hardly anyone even noticed when it was revealed David Eddings and his wife went to jail after being convicted of child abuse of their own kids. That's why he ended up as a writer because he was fired from his job because of that.

>> No.15691426

>>15690680
Asimov's Robot series

>> No.15691437

>>15691418
>convicted of child abuse of their own kids
They weren't their own. They were adopted.

>> No.15691458

>>15691437
Cool. That makes it so much better.

>> No.15691468

>>15691458
You wouldn't key your own car, anon.

>> No.15691517

>>15681512
who is that?

>> No.15691588

>>15691468
That you bought and maintained.

>> No.15691669

>>15691468
das right. You break in and damage the company car (neighbor's kids).

>> No.15691835

>>15687985
>I check the authors, both are male.
Maybe they're gay

>> No.15691889

>>15690944
neuromancer, snow crash, altered carbon
80s 90s 00s

not sure if there's anything else good

>> No.15692073

>>15690680
Dresden Files starts out pretty detectivy and pulpy, but grows in scale. It's a nice read

>> No.15692267

Not a single SFF book written and published since Trumps presidency has been good.

>> No.15692277

>>15692267
wrong

>> No.15692382

>>15692267
The rot started earlier -- it's why Trump won.

>> No.15692412

How would Severian the Torturer fair in the world of Berserk?

>> No.15692474
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>>15692267
Yeah but God Emperor Trump gave us Space Force.

>> No.15692476

>>15684621
The Drowned World
(partial entry, but definitely applicable)

>> No.15692563
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what literature is reminiscent of the early warhammer realm of chaos books?

>> No.15692696

>>15689168
Obviously. That means it's YA.

>> No.15693074

How are we on page 6.

>> No.15693187

>>15693074
Read the sticky, /lit/ is a slow board

>> No.15693297

I've had the idea of writing extremely thinly-veiled fetish bait and trying to get it trad published. It's happened before - I think Ella Enchanted is what got me into all my weird hypnotism shit as a kid. What's the recipe for success in terms of covertly innoculating normies with exposure to your fetish without getting too obvious about it? Any other SF/F instances of this shit you can think of?

>> No.15693308

>>15693297
Body Swap fetish.

>> No.15693321

I'm currently reading the White-Luck Warrior by R. Scott Bakker. I've enjoyed his Second Apocalypse series so far and this one is keeping me entertained as well. I hope to finish it later this week.

>> No.15693640

>>15681512
Somewhere in the Grey Havens Tolkien is having a sensible kek.

>> No.15693730

>>15693187
You're a fucking idiot. We were on page 6 in less than an hour. That isn't a slow board.

>> No.15693739

>>15693640
I think you meant bottomless abyss.

>> No.15693773

>>15693187
>/lit/ is a slow board
It used to be a slow board. Due to an influx of shitposting threads though the board has picked up speed.

>> No.15693774

>>15692267
Probably not. Guess I either haven't noticed or haven't read much 2016 onwards sci-fi.

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>>15693739
>I tink u ment duh boddomliss apiss

>> No.15693799

Ringworld is comfy. COMFY!

>> No.15693890

>>15693799
You're in luck, there's a shit ton of books in that universe.

>> No.15693944

>>15693730
Someone can't identify a shitpost

>> No.15693979

>>15693890
I know. I'm just rereading the series for the first time in a couple years. I'm probably gonna skip Ringworld Throne this time around because it's shit. SHIT!

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>>15692476
Looks pretty neat

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15694412

sorry if it has already been asked before but what are some books that feel like dark souls? something like a very opressive fantasy world with deep lore/mythology?

>> No.15694523

>>15693944
>gets caught out
>I was only pretending.. it's a shitpost

>> No.15694594

>>15694412
the witcher

>> No.15694643

/sffg/, I think after tomorrow I'm going to go back to writing. I'm not going to enjoy existing either way, so I might a well be productive about it

>> No.15694657

>>15689851
Wrong. Real men don't read tie-in fiction.

>> No.15694670

What's the WeIrDeSt work of science fiction currently in existence?

>> No.15694676

>>15694643
Why? No one will ever read any of it.

>> No.15694716

>>15694676
I know that, but if I keep writing and avoid going to a publisher I can have the illusion of productivity without ever having to submit myself to the shame of failure

>> No.15694753

>>15694670
dead astronauts by vandermeer is avant garde, literary weirdness

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>>15694412

>> No.15695003

>>15686249
https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2019/11/19/in-push-for-africa-russias-wagner-mercenaries-are-out-of-their-depth-in-mozambique-a68220
>In September, about 200 Russian Wagner mercenaries arrived in Mozambique’s capital Maputo, news first reported by The Times of London and independently confirmed by The Moscow Times.

>A few weeks after Wagner’s arrival in September, reports started coming out of Mozambique that the group’s mercenaries were being ambushed, killed and beheaded in Cabo Delgado.

>“The undergrowth is so thick there that all the high-tech equipment Wagner brought ceases to be effective. The Russians arrived with drones, but they can’t actually use them,” the specialist said.

https://sofrep.com/news/wagner-group-russian-mercenaries-still-foundering-in-africa/
>The overconfident Russian contractors, supported by Hind gunships and ferried about with Mi-17 Hip helicopters, moved deep into the interior along the Mozambique-Tanzania border. Air and ground forces were supposed to operate in close cooperation with the Mozambican army (Forças Armadas de Defesa de Moçambique: FADM). However, ISIS didn’t hesitate. As reported by Southern Times following the arrival of the Russians, ISIS quickly reinforced its units in Mozambique by rushing in “volunteers” from other East African countries, especially from Somalia. This soon led to an intensified series of guerrilla onslaughts.

>Opperman called the situation a “perfect storm” and said of Wagner’s efforts in the region, “The Russians don’t understand the local culture, don’t trust the soldiers and have to fight in horrible conditions against an enemy that is gaining more and more momentum. They are in over their heads.” They are ill-accustomed to operating in a jungle environment and know (or care) little about local customs and traditions.

>And now, after suffering a series of defeats and more than a dozen deaths Wagner has pulled its troops back to its main base at Nacala, about 250 miles to the south.

>They are facing the same problem in the Central African Republic (CAR). There are hundreds of Wagner Group mercs operating in the CAR, embedded with a multitude of different forces, but they are losing all rapport with the locals due to their brutish treatment of them.

>> No.15695128

are there any books that are similar to deus ex?

>> No.15695137

>>15695128
Linda Nagata's The Red series, it's more on the Metal Gear Solid side of things though.

>> No.15695267

>>15686249
Drones are great for dropping a bomb on top of some high value target, or blowing up some small compound in the middle butt-fuck nowhere, and that's why they're so great for combat in the Middle East. But suppose you're trying to take a city. You've got combatants mixed in with civilians, nestled on top of vital civilian infrastructure, you don't know where the HVTs are hiding or how they're getting around the city. You can't just drone-strike everything that might be a target because what if you accidentally kill a fuck load of civvies? That's going on the news and will be used as propaganda against you. How badly will morale fall when images of dead kids starts flowing out of the war zone? You're also assuming you have control of the skies and that your opponent won't simply shoot down your drones the moment they enter hostile airspace. Drones can't provide any kind of on-the-ground assistance, or bodyguard work. They can't man checkpoints, conduct raids, searches, or arrests, or do any of the boring grunt work that infantry usually get stuck doing.

Unless your drones include foot soldier sized androids, in which case, they still can't provide that human touch that's so important in getting the locals to side with you. Hearts and minds, etc.

>> No.15695693

>>15685818
What are you talking about? Halo fans hold the books in high regard and always have since the first one.

>> No.15695937

Hey
Anyone know a book where some guy goes on an adventure and gets hurt and rests in some kind of hospital that's connected to a convent of nuns but the nuns turn out to be evil or devil worshippers and they try to harm him?

>> No.15695946

>>15695137
>more on the Metal Gear Solid side
how so?
You have piqued my interest.

>> No.15696023

>>15695946
>Lieutenant James Shelley commands a high-tech squad of soldiers in a rural district within the African Sahel. They hunt insurgents each night on a harrowing patrol, guided by three simple goals: protect civilians, kill the enemy, and stay alive—because in a for-profit war manufactured by the defense industry there can be no cause worth dying for. To keep his soldiers safe, Shelley uses every high-tech asset available to him—but his best weapon is a flawless sense of imminent danger...as if God is with him, whispering warnings in his ear. (Hazard Notice: contains military grade profanity.)

It sounds interesting enough for me to download it and read a little. I see the MSG similarities, but will have to read it first and report back.

>> No.15696073

https://www.tor.com/2020/06/24/tor-com-reviewers-choice-the-best-books-of-2020-so-far/

why are we here? just to suffer?

>> No.15696115

A Song of Ice and Fire is my favourite fantasy series.

>> No.15696183

>>15696073
do not read news
do not read twitter
the only social network you need is right here

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>>15696073
Looks interesting.
Tell me why I shouldn't read it.

>> No.15696305

>>15696183
you know 4chan is dead right?

>>15696251
I didn't say don't read it, I just don't like how books are so geared towards women like everything else in marketing these days. I'll get over it.

>> No.15696326

>>15696305
>I just don't like how books are so geared towards women like everything else in marketing these days
Because women are on a delay, anon.
It's not that 'women are taking over', but that women didn't realise how cool our shit was until years/decades later, when were already over it.
Women today love shit like Star Wars, Star Trek, Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, etc. but we lived it at the time it was relevant; they are just playing catch-up on our culture.

>> No.15696340

>>15696326
I don't care about what they like, I just hate that MARKETING is all gynocentric now.

>> No.15696368

>>15696340
Because they are dumb.
Women will buy any old shit. We were there at one point, but we have progressed past it, and learned how to research products and use our best judgement on things.
Women will get there eventually, but by then advertisements will be tailored perfectly to each person, and sent directly to our neural implants.

>> No.15696393

What's the next book I should read:

Robot Dreams by Asimov
Dune by Herbert
Stranger in a Strange Land by Heinlein
Nova by Delaney
Foundation (1-3) by Asimov

>> No.15696477

>>15696340
so do not read twitter or the news etc

if culture is shit, avoid culture

>> No.15696487

>>15696477
How will I know what I enjoy without people telling me?

>> No.15696497

>>15696477
I'm tryin' man.

>> No.15696537

>>15696487
upboat

>> No.15696542

>>15681228
Trying a different book nomination/selection in the goodreads group, because why not? I'll adjust accordingly to how it goes. Nominations are now open in the group. Those made in the thread will be ignored.

>> No.15696624

>>15696073
>Tor
Well, there's your problem.

>> No.15696657

>>15696624
What is the best 'men only' site then?

>> No.15696665

>>15696657
None, just read a synopsis and give it a go yourself you braindead twit

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King of Onions and mediocre writer, Sam Sykes, in the middle of getting cancelled.

No one who puts on that much performative wokeness isn't hiding some bad shit.

https://twitter.com/MattFnWallace/status/1275957174745722880

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So a bunch of edgy second raters, a ridiculously long list of no names and a single good author have put together an anthology of original works about dragons. Do you think it's any good?

>Garth Nix, Scott Lynch, R.F. Kuang, Ann Leckie, Rachel Swirsky, Daniel Abraham, Peter S. Beagle, Beth Cato, Zen Cho, C.S.E. Cooney, Aliette de Bodard, Kate Elliott, Theodora Goss , Ellen Klages, Ken Liu, Patricia A. McKillip, K.J. Parker, Kelly Robson, Michael Swanwick, Jo Walton, Elle Katharine White, Jane Yolen, Kelly Barnhill, Brooke Bolander, Sarah Gailey, J.Y. Yang

>> No.15696785

>>15696747
Literally who

>> No.15696792

>>15696785
Some guy who LITERALLY picked up a girl while they were bantering.
Sick fuck should be buried under the jail.

>> No.15696794

>>15696747
Well anon, would you rather have sex with a wolf with a man's penis or a man with a wolf's penis?

>> No.15696799
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>>15696794
Man with a wolf's penis.
It's knot even a choice.

>> No.15696808

>>15696792
Creepy guys at cons are a diamond dozen, why should I care about this one getting cancelled? Have he written anything of notice?

>> No.15696827

>>15696808
>Have he written anything of notice?
No.

>> No.15696869

>>15696780
A lot of those are higher end popularity authors, relative to SFF. They have to be, because anthologies rarely ever make any profit. Usually the only way they do is by having the biggest names who have established fan bases who then essentially subsidized and help out the lesser knowns.

>> No.15696881

>>15696747
So is there actual proof other than hearsay?

>> No.15696887

>>15696881
How dare you even ask such a sensible question.
What is your Twitter handle? You are getting #cancelled next!

>> No.15696888

>>15696799
kek

>> No.15696891

>>15696780
>Garth Nix, Scott Lynch, Ann Leckie, Daniel Abraham, Peter S. Beagle, Kate Elliott, K.J. Parker, Michael Swanwick,
I see eight names I know.
I hope the "single good author" isn't Grace of shit's Ken Liu, I hope you aren't some chink who only supports his fellow chinks.

>> No.15696906

>>15696869
>A lot of those are higher end popularity authors
Are Garth Nix, Scott Lynch, Ann Leckie and eh, Ken Liu I suppose, supposed to be the big names of today?

>>15696891
>I hope the "single good author" isn't Grace of shit's Ken Liu
It's Jo Walton actually.

>> No.15696913

>>15694958

>”WHY ARE THE RECOMMENDATIONS SO SMALL?”

I don’t understand. What’s this supposed to mean?

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>>15694657

>already mentioned the specifications

>> No.15696962

>>15696906
>It's Jo Walton actually.
Literally who?

>> No.15696971

>>15696913
Go into the charts.

>> No.15696977

>>15696919
You maths fags are autistic.

>> No.15696983

>>15696962
Canadian grandma writing historical and mythological fantasy and sci-fi.

>> No.15696992

>>15696971
What charts you retard

>> No.15697021

>>15696881
Of course not. Just a bunch of retarded cunts on twitter piling up on him. I will admit I find it funny though that these super progressive types are eating themselves alive.

>> No.15697585

>>15696992
The mega you spoonfed wannabe faggot.

>> No.15697652

>>15697585
Ah yes, the megas where we keep our charts. As one does. Such a common occurrence needs no explanation.

>> No.15697673

>>15697652
If you weren't a newfag you would have known to check the OP before posting, newfag.

>> No.15697716

>>15697673
There's no mention of any charts in the OP. It's just a bunch of random links with no clues to what which contain.

>> No.15697746

>>15697673
Just to clarify, I'm not the anon asking for the chart.
But I'm not denying I'm a newfag. Only been here for a little over a year now, and I've only checked the OP once when I first came. It had a link to a recommendation flowchart, and I got my first thread recommendation there.
Other than that once time, the OP has never been of interest of me. It's just too autistic.

The OPS in generals are always super autistic, so I never check them. Why would I willingly dive into some autist's tangle of information without good reason?

>> No.15697786

>>15697746
>Why would I willingly dive into some autist's tangle of information without good reason?
So you don't look like a retarded newfag when you ask for shit that was already given to you.

>> No.15697826

>>15697786
Who cares how you look on an anonymous imageboard? When the information is hidden away like it is it's simply easier to ask.

>> No.15697856

>>15696073
Everything listed there that I've read was at least worth reading.

Mazes of Power was the weakest but that at least had an interesting world/society setup

>> No.15697923

>>15697826
Autists do care.

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>>15695267
>You can't just drone-strike everything that might be a target because what if you accidentally kill a fuck load of civvies?
Never stopped anyone before.

>> No.15698232

What's everyone reading?
Anything new released this month?

>> No.15698457

F U C K
E W I L L I A M B R O W N

>> No.15698486

>>15698232
Finished Black Company last week. I thought the first parts were great but then it just dragged on. I do think that Black Company does the grimdark stuff right though as opposed to someone like Abercrombie who writes grimdark stuff that often borders on unintentional parody.

>> No.15698532

>>15698232
Tom Clancy, just for a change of pace. Got Stranger in a Strange Land lined up for afterwards.

>> No.15698547

>>15691071
What's SU?

>> No.15698555

>>15698532
>Got Stranger in a Strange Land lined up for afterwards.
You better grok it, cause it won't grok itself.

>> No.15698559

>>15698547
Steven Universe, probably.

>> No.15698584

>>15698232
Reading the second foundation book, they are quite good so far. After that will start a fantasy saga of some sort.

>> No.15698611

Is self publishing the way to go? I feel like most traditional publishers expect you to have certain aspects in your story these days otherwise they won't pick it up.

>> No.15698618
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I read this entire series because of /lit/ memes and I was not disappointed. I cannot say whether it was good or bad, but I found myself alternating between rapt horror and hysterical laughter all the way throughout, and I am positive that the latter was not intentional. Nevertheless, thoroughly enjoyable. It reads sort of like Homer having an edit war with a Sophmore philosophy major and Steven Erikson in a shared google doc.

Thank you for introducing me to this, /sffg/. I will never forget the time Cnaiur got so mad that he cut a hole in his own bed and fucked it.

>> No.15698668

>>15698618
I recall that it was the ground instead of a bed.

>> No.15698695

>>15698668
You know I think you might be right, let me go check. This is important lore, right here.

>> No.15698732

>>15698695
It's still the least disturbing sex scene featuring Cnaiur.

>> No.15698747

>>15698732
>>15698695
>>15698668
>>15698618
OK you are almost convincing me to read it. IS there a lot of homo sex in it? is not then I'm getting the books.

>> No.15698777

>>15698747
There's some. There's more dubiously consensual sex with demonic entities.

>> No.15698826

>>15698747
There’s about 3-5 scenes of homo sex across 6 books.

>> No.15698885

>>15698747
Fag stuff is mentioned a bunch of times, I can really only think of two explicit scenes, and both of them are basically rape.

There's a lot more regular rape. It's pretty grim.

>> No.15698896

>>15698695
Yep. Yes, there it is. He cut a hole in the ground while in his tent.

>> No.15698920

>>15698618
It's books like these that give me hope in that I can write a bunch of degenerate shit and get away with it.

>> No.15698924

>>15698747
Try the first one and see how you like it, the tone is not for everyone, but it is the furthest thing in the world from some kind of queer propaganda piece.

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>>15698920
Getting away with it is one thing, selling it is another. In order to actually get rich selling filth, you have to aim it at women aged 15-45.

Bakker has always sold like a lead balloon, it's why his work isn't better known. I can't tell if this is because he just has a bad marketing guy or if it came out at the wrong time, but you'd think given all the grimdark stuff that's popular in the GoT era he'd be doing better.

>> No.15699120

>>15698618
Audiobook narrator for the first trilogy was great, I didn't like the second one as much.

Also, kept mispronouncing chitinous.

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Saw this over on /tg/. Fantasy author Myke Cole is literally getting cancelled for not letting his girlfriend fart in front of him.

>> No.15699161

Is there any author with works similar to Matthew Stover's Caine series? Loved Blade of Tyshalle and Heroes Die.

>> No.15699192

>>15699152
Cole prints money. He isn't going anywhere.

>> No.15699222

>>15699152
He has previous with a different girlfriend
Ex-troop types who never shut up about it being abusive isn't exactly a surprise tho lol

>> No.15699224

>>15699192
Sorry sweaty, he doesn’t let his girl fart in front of him. #TimesUp on that.

>> No.15699287

>>15699152
Are male fantasy writers getting canceled the next big thing?

>> No.15699309

>>15699287
I hope so. Too many female fantasy fans have had to endure rumble-guts from unreleased farts. It has to end.

>> No.15699315

>>15699287
Not just Fantasy Writers.
Anyone who has a twitter following and is a white male.

Our days are numbered, anon.
We can't even look at women without being accused of rape.

>> No.15699525

>>15699192
You sure about that anon?

https://mobile.twitter.com/MykeCole/status/1276217556970418180

>> No.15699569

>>15699525
Him jumping ship on twitter doesn't mean he's not going to keep publishing books, that just means he's smart.

>> No.15699635

>>15699569
>smart
>ruins his good name by not letting a girl fart around him

Pick one.

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>>15696799

>> No.15699675

>>15699635
Nobody who buys Tom Clancy knockoffs cares dude.

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>>15696881
Sykes copped to all of it and has publicly apologized. It's over.

>> No.15699751

>>15699675
>implying Clancy fans aren’t brapchads

>> No.15699925

>>15698618
Why does r scott bakker books have cropped womens romance covers?

>> No.15699981

>>15699925
Eh you know this also gets me, like who are those characters supposed to be? It never tells us.

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>>15699925
>>15699981
It could be cheaper. Just hire some intern to shoop shit all over an existing image.
The difference between a bad and worse novel are the covers after all.
The bad authors get their covers from Artstation, the even worse ones from Deviantart.

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15700056

>>15700011
The Serbian edition's cover looks like super generic fantasy, which is kind of charming.

>> No.15700093
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>>15696073
" Finna by Nino Cipri, a novella featuring a wormhole-hopping pair of queer alt-Ikea employees who have recently broken up and must survive their underpaid hassle adventure while striving toward friendship".

Well okay.

>>15700056
Wow... that cover looks like it tumbled out of 80's.
Ko bre cita to sranje ovde kod nas?

>> No.15700162

>>15700093
I've never met anyone who has actually read Bakker outside of the internet.

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>>15700056
>Go to bookstore to buy your 12 year old some fantasy books for his birthday
>"Oh, this looks nice, just like Wheel of Time."

>> No.15700180

>>15700162
>I've never met anyone who has actually read Bakker outside of the internet.
I guess the readers either never leave their crypts or would never admit that they indeed read Bakker.

>> No.15700187

>>15681228
am i cringetard reddit idiot if i want to write a fantasy novel

>> No.15700195

>>15696073
It just doesn't stop.
"Another novella that stuck with me, particularly given our moment in time in the USA, is Riot Baby by Tochi Onyebuchi. Featuring a concise, taut narrative arc split between two siblings with divergent paths, Onyebuchi explores questions of violence, resistance, and survival—as well as hope for change—under systems of white supremacy."

Amazing.

>> No.15700206

>>15700187
To be blunt yes.
You would have to be a superb writer to raise above the onions infused mediocrity that caters to such infantile readership. And if you do turn out to be said superb writer - what the fuck are you doing writing fantasy?

>> No.15700217

>>15700206
dang
:/
but where can i write about my ideas for a god who fucked himself to give birth to his own children

>> No.15700229

>>15700206
He could simply be writing for the pleasure of it, or to affect a revitalization of an increasingly derivative and gay genre.

I would say, if you have a good idea for a story, write it.

>>15700217
Okay nvm don't write it, start a religion instead.

>> No.15700256

>>15700229
I've always wanted to start a cult....

>> No.15700258

>>15700180
This is probable. It also did not sell well even in the Anglosphere. There are probably 4-digit people who've read it in any given European country total. I would not be surprised if the number of people in Non-Russian Asia who have read it was literally 0.

>> No.15700259

>>15700217
Some out of place and out of mind Internet dump where you can share your sexual frustrations with other like minded people.

>>15700229
>He could simply be writing for the pleasure of it
Absolutely no one does that here.

>> No.15700261

>>15700217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiJfGq-iyp0

>> No.15700266

>>15698747
It's the book that defined and coined the GRI APPROVAL index.
You decide.

>> No.15700270

>>15699120
Like when they make it rhyme with shittin' us?

>> No.15700287

>>15700259
I mean it's less about him, that's more of just like...the setting and lore or whatever. It'd be more about like some dude going on an adventure.

Hermaphrodite god fucks self and has a race of magic using kids, ie the elves. Half of the elves want to be gods themselves and start doing evil shit, other half are like nooo don't tha'ts evil. Evil elves make a race of orcs or whatever or goblin or idk maybe niggers and then evil elves and good elves go to war and god is sad so he makes the race of men who can't use magic and most of them are good bc they are white

>> No.15700294

>>15700270
Yeah. Sometimes they actually pronounce it sh like shoe, sometimes it's ch like chavez. Both are wrong.

Kytonus. Or Kyton, for the object itself. It's depressing because the word is Greek, and Kyton actually looks more Greek than Chitin. Kytonus sounds like the name of a guy who is introduced and dies in the same scene in a Homeric epic.

>> No.15700338

>>15700258
I am sure they have some shit just as bad that they read.

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>>15699925

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>>15700349
Oh come on that's just lazy.
They could have put a catgirl or something on there.

>> No.15700367

>>15700287
Take your shit to pol. Also
>using elves and goblins

>> No.15700375

>>15700364
Do you just go about looking for self published authors cover page art?

>> No.15700390

>>15700338
My wife read one called the dragonflusterer, which I thought was going to be about a guy who annoys dragons or something, but it actually meant Dragonwhisperer, and it's basically just Eragon.

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>>15700375
Honestly no.
It's just that I keep stumbling upon covers of shitty books here on Artstation.
I mean the books are so shitty that the artists never even acknowledges that some work of his has been used as a cover. Which is unusual.

>>15700390
I would be flustered too if I was forced to read Eragon.

>> No.15700575

>>15700294
Just before they strip his chitinous armor

>> No.15700620

>>15700575
I think the root of the word means "covering," or that which covers, so technically you could have a chitinous chitin chiton--a female dress, made of scale-like armor, which covers the body.

>> No.15700672

>>15700620
I think Kiton makes one

>> No.15700692

>>15700672
This is the new Buffalo.

>> No.15700887

We at page 8. Thread slave, get to work.

>> No.15700967

>>15700963
>>15700963
>>15700963

>> No.15701000

Any of the Man-Kzin Wars books worth a damn?

>> No.15701060

>>15699687
Literally what is the point of trying to become a fantasy author if you can't grope some drunk assed liberal arts major in elf ears in some mediocre hotel bar at a con?

>> No.15701061

>make a new thread
>it's dead
I'm retiring from being the thread slave, find a new one.

>> No.15701088

>>15701061
We see you. We appreciate you. We value you.

Kek jokes kys

>> No.15701215

>>15701061
You mindem picken dem taters whiles you at it

>> No.15701269

>>15701061
Thank the pol shits that have the board fucked up and throwing legitimate threads to page 11.

>> No.15701404

>>15701269
Culture left you behind, friend.

>> No.15701535

>>15699687
What a bitch. If it was me I would just say yeah I was trying to fuck you and I still want to fuck you and I won't stop until I fuck you. Simple as that.