/lit/ - Literature

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, shithead.

I haven't been on /lit/ for months and I come back to this

Hopefully all of the shitty cancerous tripfags will follow suit

you'll be back in a week, like fagolee

i'm sorry

lol

>you are a bunch of sycophantic idiots who waste my time

says the person who manually spams /lit/ with ASCII penises

>>1567490
I'll tell you what. When I'm published and famous, I'll dedicate a book to D&E, and everyone on this board will read it and know my identity, and wish they hadn't fucked with me

>>1567496

I liked it better when he posted a picture of his actual penis on /lit/

and it was tiny

and everyone laughed their asses off

I could have sworn you started a similar thread on /lit/ a couple weeks ago

>>1567487
'It's the things I do other than self improvement, not the fact that I've chosen to avoid self improvement that is to blame!' - You

Okm good luck.

>>1567499
Pics or it didn't happen

>>1567504

ABSOLUTELY.

>>1567507

Having seen and handled a lot of erect penises in my day, it looks pretty normal to me

>>1567507
Oh man

>>1567507
That pic is fake. It's not my dick. You thought you could fool these plebs with a little clever photoshopping. Nice try.

>>1567511

looks below average to me.

>>1567511

You must be an Asian twink/crossdresser who handles a lot of small Asian penises. Hence, DandE's angry inch seems colossal to you.

>>1567515

Someone's defensive.

>>1567515

It's funny because in the screencap you are also pathetically lying your way out of admitting that it is, indeed, your tiny pale cock.

Report submitted! This window will close in 5 seconds...

I was wondering when arcoon was going to trot out that beaten facsimile horse again

ok bring on the newfags

>>1567517
Sounds like you know a lot about dicks.

>>1567517

Nah, Asian men aren't manly enough for me. Picrelated is my type.

>>1567526

http://green-oval.net/cgi-board.pl/lit/thread/1400441#p1400535

Haha wow. Every time I come to /lit/ there's more tripfags.

Come on guys, you're supposed to be one of the smarter boards. You should know that the only way to make an attention whore go away is by not giving him attention.

>>1567535

ahhh, you beat me to it. But yes. The gloriously archived copy of DandE's Penis - The Thread - The Movie - The Book Of The Movie

>>1567535
>newfag needs to green oval

>>1567537

Just pointing it for our friendly newer friend people so that they know it's for reelz bro

So we'll see you in the chat then? Got it.

>>1567526
Who is this?

I like how DeepAndEdgy always conveniently disappears whenever his Cock Pictures are brought up.

Maybe he is taking another picture?

/lit/ - [small]penis

>>1567549
I didn't disappear. All that happened is a picture of somebody else's cock got posted, for which there was no evidence it had anything to do with me, and I called bullshit because I know what my cock looks like.

>>1567553

Tell us more about what it looks like.

>>1567535
lol i couldnt get on that day :(

also dont think that last poster is me, i dont remember and dont think i talk like 'fucking ddos, this is so hawt.' like i might say 'hawt' but i would never say it in a brutish way like that so i dont think it was me.

>>1567555
You want me to post? BECAUSE I'LL POST

>>1567553

>IT'S NOT MY PENIS IT'S NOT IT'S NOT BAWWWWWWWWWWWW ;_;

Whatever you say, Small&Tiny.

>>1567561

What can I say, I am a big fan of penis

>mfw everyone made fun of D&E's cock which looks exactly like mine

>>1567564

Ever notice how whenever you hear about your girlfriend's particularly bad ex-boyfriend, he always has a small cock?

I hate you all so much. I'm never coming back. None of you have any respect for my intelligence and what I bring to this board. Do you know this board would be like without me? Well, find out.

My trip is litislove. Try it out. I'm never coming back.

>>1567574

you suck at intimidating D&E

I'm not particularly surprised by college drop-outs who one day believe they're the next Marcel Proust and the next day are posting their genitalia on the Internet, but honestly /lit/, you have terrible taste in trolls. Next time you decide to humor someone, make it someone more humorous.

Octavio Paz is disappointed in all of you.

ok

>>1567590

but we have tacit confirmation, by the hand of Tybrax

>>1567560

>>1567607
haven't seen that pic, fucking saved

sure is newfags getting trololololed in here

>>1567612

Yes sir mr dale cooper coffee smug

Here is a secretly obtained photo of Deep&Edgy's bum-hole. Please enjoy.

HEY ARCOON WHERE DID YOU GO YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SCUMBAG

fucking bumped

Too bad D&E, in my two months of posting here I've enjoyed discussions I had with you, even if I'm a little nervous about tripfags.

nthrun5000 at gmail dot com. Hit me up with anything you write.

>>1567611
>>1567611

<3

sage

>>1567772
>>1567772
that's not very nice is it?

>>1567623

>HEY ARCOON
>arcueid niggerstud
>nigger

It's funny, because after all of this, SmallAndTiny poorly photoshopped my trip into his infamous Cock Picture Thread.

I wonder how long it'll take before the Philosopher realizes his error. Maybe he will use the MSPaint Brush tool to color his cock black?

Waiting warmly.

>>1567859
Gotta say man. I've seen you around and tried to be nice, supported you a little, said I wanted to read your MW2 fanfic, felt sorry for you when you said your life is sad and lonely and you just sit at home playing videogames and getting high.But you're also a fucking dick sometimes. I don't feel so sorry for you anymore. And I no longer want to read your stories. (I originally thought they were stories involving modern warfare... not Modern Warfare as in Call of Duty Modern Warfare).

>>1567862

Oh, you didn't paint it black yet?

>>1567866
Gotta say man. I've seen you around and tried to be nice, supported you a little, said I wanted to read your MW2 fanfic, felt sorry for you when you said your life is sad and lonely and you just sit at home playing videogames and getting high.But you're also a fucking dick sometimes. I don't feel so sorry for you anymore. And I no longer want to read your stories. (I originally thought they were stories involving modern warfare... not Modern Warfare as in Call of Duty Modern Warfare).

>>1567871

GOTTA SAY MAN...this certainly is a step up in quality from the times when you thought posting 'NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER' in my wake was the height of hilarity.

>>1567871
Gotta say man. I've seen you around and tried to be nice, supported you a little, said I wanted to read your MW2 fanfic, felt sorry for you when you said your life is sad and lonely and you just sit at home playing videogames and getting high.But you're also a fucking dick sometimes. I don't feel so sorry for you anymore. And I no longer want to read your stories. (I originally thought they were stories involving modern warfare... not Modern Warfare as in Call of Duty Modern Warfare).

oh good

I see however that you're still posting ITT, if you could please stop.

>>1567490
have you considered leaving too?

>>1567878
>the times when you thought posting 'NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER' in my wake was the height of hilarity.
what are you talking about

>>1567890

>have you considered leaving too?

Nope, why?

>mfw insecure small-penised folk with no large penis of their own for a point of reference scream "small penis" at that dick which is obviously at least average to high average

>mfw that dick is probably bigger than all of yours and you know it

>mfw I have a big dick

>>1567896
Gotta say man. I've seen you around and tried to be nice, supported you a little, said I wanted to read your MW2 fanfic, felt sorry for you when you said your life is sad and lonely and you just sit at home playing videogames and getting high.But you're also a fucking dick sometimes. I don't feel so sorry for you anymore. And I no longer want to read your stories. (I originally thought they were stories involving modern warfare... not Modern Warfare as in Call of Duty Modern Warfare).

lol polite sage

"and nothing of value was lost"

>>1567898
its just that roughly 98% of all the offtopic bullshit on /lit/ is due to about 7 trips. Of which you are one

>>1567899

>mfw fags were actually whiteknighting SmallAndTiny, or small-and-tiny took his trip off.

>>1567896

I bet you're also going to lie and say you didn't call me Arcoon just now. You lie like a small child, Small-And-Tiny.

>>1567878


Gotta say man. I've seen you around and tried to be nice, supported you a little, said I wanted to read your MW2 fanfic, felt sorry for you when you said your life is sad and lonely and you just sit at home playing videogames and getting high.But you're also a fucking dick sometimes. I don't feel so sorry for you anymore. And I no longer want to read your stories. (I originally thought they were stories involving modern warfare... not Modern Warfare as in Call of Duty Modern Warfare).

Lot of fake D&E up in here.

>>1567904

What's your point? I'm supposed to leave because you're upset about people doing things on the internet?

>>1567907
Gotta say man. I've seen you around and tried to be nice, supported you a little, said I wanted to read your MW2 fanfic, felt sorry for you when you said your life is sad and lonely and you just sit at home playing videogames and getting high.But you're also a fucking dick sometimes. I don't feel so sorry for you anymore. And I no longer want to read your stories. (I originally thought they were stories involving modern warfare... not Modern Warfare as in Call of Duty Modern Warfare).

>>1567912
yeah that'd be grand.

>>1567906
>you didn't call me Arcoon just now
I clearly did. So fucking what, are you black or something? Does it offend you?

>>1567906

That dick is bigger than yours so you really have no business calling it small. You are also an ugly virgin. (Not D&E, just an honest, intelligent bystander. I also doubt it's his dick.)

Come on then D&E

Welcome to your new master.

>>1567920

Well, let me be the first to introduce you to life's many disappointments.

Gotta say man. I've seen you around and tried to be nice, supported you a little, said I wanted to read your MW2 fanfic, felt sorry for you when you said your life is sad and lonely and you just sit at home playing videogames and getting high.But you're also a fucking dick sometimes. I don't feel so sorry for you anymore. And I no longer want to read your stories. (I originally thought they were stories involving modern warfare... not Modern Warfare as in Call of Duty Modern Warfare).

>>1567927
It's alright, I didn't imagine you would.
I just thought, what with 3 other trips having staged dramatic departures today I should give it a try.

Gotta say man. I've seen you around and tried to be nice, supported you a little, said I wanted to read your MW2 fanfic, felt sorry for you when you said your life is sad and lonely and you just sit at home playing videogames and getting high.But you're also a fucking dick sometimes. I don't feel so sorry for you anymore. And I no longer want to read your stories. (I originally thought they were stories involving modern warfare... not Modern Warfare as in Call of Duty Modern Warfare).

>>1567944
Oh my god, D&E, I'll admit it.

I was the one who pretended to be you. You were acting a fool in some other thread, I was feeling hot for some good old fashioned trolling, so I did it. I'm sorry.

This is so embarrassing watching this. You make a lot of weird mistakes -- posting dicks, samefagging as yourself, reposting thirty times in one thread -- but this is ridiculous. I used to think /b/ was the craziest board on 4chan, that's why I stopped going. It was just too horrible. But now, now that I've seen the worst of /lit/, I know this is the worst. This is just disgusting and horrible. I want this to stop. Stop reposting. The horrible intimacy of it all is too much for me to bear.

This is too fucking crazy.

>>1568020

Dude, you literally drove Small-And-Tiny to the brink of gibbering, drooling insanity. He's gone plumb loco. All because of you.

I hope you're happy.

>>1567944
and nice dubs

>>1568024
Gotta say man. I've seen you around and tried to be nice, supported you a little, said I wanted to read your MW2 fanfic, felt sorry for you when you said your life is sad and lonely and you just sit at home playing videogames and getting high.But you're also a fucking dick sometimes. I don't feel so sorry for you anymore. And I no longer want to read your stories. (I originally thought they were stories involving modern warfare... not Modern Warfare as in Call of Duty Modern Warfare).

>>1568024
I'm really not.

I forget there are faces behind people's trips. I mean, people call me a fag on this board all day long, and I don't really give a shit, because this is the internet, but this is worse. I dunno. Maybe it was the dick. I somehow feel responsible.

>come to /lit/ for the first time ever
>see this thread at the top
>mfw

>>1568031
Go to /ck/ or /mu/.

>>1568028

I like to think that I try to avoid getting mad at people on the internet doing things. I'm pretty sure you are of the same mind. Sometimes, people successfully troll me into getting upset, and that's okay, because it teaches me not to take myself super-seriously lest I give myself a heart attack at age 30.

But Small-And-Tiny's entire persona was built on people's opinions of himself. And now that you've broken that...well. I can just see him now, crying up a storm, razorblading his wrists while hammering the keyboard as he copypastes and reposts his dick.

I fear that you've broken him.

>>1568035
Gotta say man. I've seen you around and tried to be nice, supported you a little, said I wanted to read your MW2 fanfic, felt sorry for you when you said your life is sad and lonely and you just sit at home playing videogames and getting high.But you're also a fucking dick sometimes. I don't feel so sorry for you anymore. And I no longer want to read your stories. (I originally thought they were stories involving modern warfare... not Modern Warfare as in Call of Duty Modern Warfare).

>>1568035
>I like to think that I try to avoid getting mad at people on the internet doing things. I'm pretty sure you are of the same mind. Sometimes, people successfully troll me into getting upset, and that's okay, because it teaches me not to take myself super-seriously lest I give myself a heart attack at age 30.
Yeah, that's me. I always get caught up in vegan threads, which is stupid, because I'm not going to convince anyone. It's the internet.

>>1568046

As for me, I always feel a pang of annoyance when someone trashes my favorite book. If they do it intelligently I can forgive and forget, but usually I can't stop myself from charging into the thread and calling them a moron if they're just all like, "LOL IT SUCKS HURP" Bad form, I know.

>>1567487
but you actually get additional points from me for using Robert Plant image

;>

>>1568039

This is sad to see. It was cool when D&E used to tear apart middle schoolers on /sci/ (and sophie's world graduates on /lit/) and he was like a little treasure of ours who we loved to hate. Now he's falling apart. :(

>>1568056

Tofu broke him, man!

>>1568059
Gotta say man. I've seen you around and tried to be nice, supported you a little, said I wanted to read your MW2 fanfic, felt sorry for you when you said your life is sad and lonely and you just sit at home playing videogames and getting high.But you're also a fucking dick sometimes. I don't feel so sorry for you anymore. And I no longer want to read your stories. (I originally thought they were stories involving modern warfare... not Modern Warfare as in Call of Duty Modern Warfare).

>>1568059
Well I thought I was going to earn my wings yesterday when I trolled an Ayn Rand quote thread with a dozen or so Marx quotes which I attributed to her (it took half an hour or so for someone to call me out), but I have become full Diamond Dozen by making D&E go weird.

>>1568077

You're going to have to STAY THE FUCK HERE. You can't leave /lit/ now. You have massive street cred with us.

>Tofu? Oh, he made DandE go completely batshit loco.
>Seriously?
>Seriously.
>Hopy shit, I'd better leave him alone and never troll him ever.

>>1568080
Gotta say man. I've seen you around and tried to be nice, supported you a little, said I wanted to read your MW2 fanfic, felt sorry for you when you said your life is sad and lonely and you just sit at home playing videogames and getting high.But you're also a fucking dick sometimes. I don't feel so sorry for you anymore. And I no longer want to read your stories. (I originally thought they were stories involving modern warfare... not Modern Warfare as in Call of Duty Modern Warfare).

>>1568084
Give me the story behind this quote. I been on chan for a while and have no idea what the actualy context is.
inb4 'for a while'=newfag

this would be so awesome if it were actually true

>>1568297

the penis? it is, as confirmed by tybrax.

D&E has always struck me as a very lonely person.

He probably likes to think he's surrounded by people who really care about him..but inside he's aware of his solitude.

>>1568420

This is as confirmed by Ty's copypasta. It is true.

if d&e is lonely that'd just make him cuter.

>>1568650
that's really deluded tho

i'm so lost. i constantly find myself wanting to give up, like maybe i should stop eating again but this time till i die. and again, at the same time, all i want, all ive ever wanted was to make something of myself. to prove myself and everyone ive ever known wrong. thats all i truly want out of life. but what if i dont come make it? what if i dont ever become anything. i dont and i wont wanna live that way. plus, what if it's too hard to get there? it seems so out of reach to me. i often just want to give up on everything. that sounds selfish, greedy, take-everything-for-granted, but its just how i think, i mean right? i cant live that way. i just want to get away to a city at least, be around people, not feel so alone. i really wish i had someone close to to talk to, share things with, do things with; but i dont.

don't think I didn't screen cap that deleted post

>>1568683
lets see. stays on green oval anyway.

>>1568287

It's in reference to arcueid bruneSTD. The grown man who writes moder warfare fanfics and gets butthurt when people call him out on his arrogance. BTW he reads nothing but sci-fi, fantasy, and manga, so he really has nothing to be arrogant about. He's a manchild. Far worse than d and e.

>>1568722

>BTW he reads nothing but sci-fi, fantasy,

dang bro yuo sure showed my dumbass

it's totally like I wasn't just casually discussing fantasy novels earlier on in /lit/.

>>1568735

go back to /a/ weaboo

IT IS ALL DEPENDENT ON THE SIZE OF YOUR BODY. I MEAN, I AM ABOUT 6"4', AND HOLDING MY ERECT PENIS AGAINST MY BODY BRINGS IT PRETTY MUCH UP TO MY BELLY BUTTON, FOR A SHORT GUY, THAT MIGHT NOT BE VERY LONG, AND A PICTURE OF MY TORSO ONLY WOULD LEAD OTHERS TO BELIEVE IT MAY BE 'SMALL'. BUT INFACT IT'S A GOOD 18.5/19CM.

PHOTOS ARE INCONCLUSIVE IN MANY CASES, GENTLEMEN. WHICH IS WHY I DON'T BOTHER. WHY TAKE PHOTOS OF YOUR DICKS, NOT LIKE IT'S GOING TO GET YOU ANY PUSSY. I THINK GUYS THAT TAKE PHOTOS OF THEIR DICKS TO SHOW THEM OFF DO SO BECAUSE THEY DON'T USE THEM, OTHER THAN WITH THEIR OWN HAND.

>>1568739

>calling someone a weeaboo on 4chan
>better yet, on a board that worships Haruki Murakami

Can we please focus on D&E leaving

This makes my day

Oh look it's Arcueid. Sup

*ahem*
Guys I'm leaving /lit/ 4-evs.

>>1568763

>>1568759

Chilling, you?

>>1568772
Playing some STALKER, playing some Dylan, eating some Polish sausage.

yeah i should stop wasting time here as well and do something productive.

>>1568785

I'm sick, so I have an excuse to fart around uselessly on /lit/. Currently trying to see if I could keep down some food, then if that revives me enough, I'll work a little.

>>1568772
i like you bro but when you have 'moments' you should try and be more like me. its more purifying than that shit i had to put up with tonight.

That's just sad.

See you next week!

Why is D&E leaving?

Is this a joke or is this Christmas?

So very fucking glad, if this is a legit thread.