/lit/ - Literature

>>15671362
The Holy Bible

>>15671362
I love tits as much as your next man but those already look saggy. Have some standards anon.

>>15671362
-well read
-educated
-attractive
pick one, not even males can have all the 3

>>15671372
Really?

>>15671374
>saggy
W/e

>>15671398
Look better there, but you should know best about this topic buttercunt :3

this board is pseud wasteland desu

125IQ+ (Possibly less as female IQ tend to heavily favor verbal meme abilities hence you only need 115 Spatial to be superior to 95% of the females)

>>15671362
Hooo boy I want to split her ass so bad. She looks like she'd give good titfucks and cuddles as well. If her ass is tasty I might even let her peg me. Alas! She's a thot

>>15671548
Isnt that good ? Gives you more of a chance ?

>>15671398
dear lord

>>15671560
I don't do favours to thots my man. I gladly accept them though, pity sex as well

>>15671591
I just meant sex man. Pump and dump.

>>15671591
She wouldn’t give you a second thought

>>15671613
please tell me her name

>>15671362
SIEGE

>>15671622
You don’t know Stefania Ferrario?

>>15671611
I know, that's what I meant too
>>15671613
Unfortunately you're right. Same goes for you as well, but I have to add that I wouldn't give you a 2nd thought either.

>>15671613
Nice photoshop on the lard

>>15671681
Are you fapping to e-thots? How feminist of you, hypocritical mongrel

>>15671362
how to punch a woman in the face

>>15671737
Ask your dad, I'm sure he had some practice

https://youtu.be/fap8gdcHKh0

>>15671781
LFMAOOoo the frick?! The things bitches do and say for money

>>15671818
Not that it'll stop me from rubbing out a thick one

>>15671781
:)

>>15671824
I love nipple piercings but hate ugly women like you butters. I love you.

>>15671824
free the nipple and unlock the swag, this bitch oozes personality like it's a cumfart

>>15671824
I'm imagining Butterfly masturbating to these photos now :3

Of course you are.

>>15671861
How do you touch yourself Butters? :3

>>15671880
>>15671861
Yikes, the thirst is real

Butterfly do you have any ideas what books this woman likes?

>>15671866
I rub my clit while fingering myself like the bitch I am

>>15671894
Looks like she reads marie claire and burger joint menus

>>15671362
ugly hair

>>15671362
>how to attract attractive women
>1. be attractive

>>15671913
No

>>15671913
I suppose you prefer exclusively long hair

>>15671939
Why do you tease us this way?

>>15671613
Someone should impregnate her.

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>>15671971
Uh oh. The Christian is here

>>15671781
lmao the url has the word fap in it.

>>15671957
I'm willing to take one for the team

>>15671957

>Uh oh. The Christian is here

>>15671996

>>15672010
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>>15671996
Nice. The future is preserved for the next generation of thots.

>>15671781
>that sign
I feel lame that some people swear they have these crippling emotions like anxiety in social situations and they're still able to get by, appearances-wise. I don't think they're lying, knowing these people can be on meds and have mental breakdowns and depression and try to suicide. But it sucks to be in a situation where you also have anxieties but, unlike them, you're also a self-conscious introvert who gets bothered by the idea of self-objectification, and thus never gets the showering of attention these people get.

>>15672021
Pregnant women are so gross. Imagine being such a whore that you can't resist getting naked for photos despite having a grotesque balloon belly

>>15672021
Unf

>>15672031
The kids told to just jump in the pool all have anxiety. Some jump, some don’t.

>>15671362
unnironically read some books writen by women, especially some obscure ones.

>>15672052
>grotesque
For you.

>>15672052
>>15671913
>>15671374
filtered

>>15672068
Okay. Thanks.

I want an italian MOMMY! Fuck, they look so motherly. Literaly made for breeding.

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>>15671362
>well-read, educated, ATTRACTIVE
if u meet a girl with all 3 of those she 100% has done fingercuffs at some point in her life

>>15671362
Starting Strength, by Mark Rippetoe, followed by a one year dedication to the routine.

Don't be a purist though, because you said
>ATTRACTIVE
women, so you're gonna need to add some shoulder work, some bicep work, some work for your core and a pinch of cardio so you're not just strong, but also A E S T H E T I C.

>>15672141
Thats only going to give you a fatter ass than the whore posted ITT.

>>15672123

>>15672141
I bought this book and then the gym closed because of covid maybe the week after I started reading it. It’s still closed.

>>15671362
I can tell how self-absorbed, vapid, pretentious, "quicky", and batshit insane that woman is just by looking at her face.

>>15672052
>Imagine being such a whore

Women who like dick get pregnant. More at 11.

>>15671394
Yeah. But not Ned Flanders type.
The Bible today is considered esoteric by modernity; hence why it mystifies the modern woman.

>>15672197

Yeah but she's hot, and the craziness is only gonna make the fucking funner

>>15671613
>>15671681
No. I meet better looking women on a weekly basis that still hardly hold my interest. Not particularly impressed. Is there a reason why this woman is interesting or is it because she had an alright face and a dykes haircut?

It’s stunning how many American boys are turned off by sexually mature Europeans

>>15672257
This is the anon who chooses not to lose his virginity, and we know this to be true because he once saw the inside of a female's bedroom (this means definite sex guys).

This is her mom, who is an astrophysicist. And head of a the math department at some Australian university.

>>15672271
Sorry, I'm not into 3DPD old hags

>>15672286
I have been with real women. Maybe thats why I don't worship internet personalities? You should try it some time.

>>15671362
>Well-read/educated
>Attractive
Pick one.

>>15672295
HAHAHAHAHA

>>15672301
>been with
That’s nice.
>worship
Oh, I’m not at least. Just admiring the beauty

>>15672232
They say don't stick your dick in crazy, but what they don't tell you is that crazy will suck your dick like the world is about to end.

>>15672332
>That’s nice.
Doesn't really say anything at all other than that I'm capable of cleaning/leaving the house. A person can buy better looking women if they're so desperate.
>Just admiring the beauty
Looks like a teenage boy in makeup.

>>15672351
Dont get together with crazy, fuckings okay. Not at all times.

>>15672332
You will never be a woman and will never look like that, tranny

>>15672357
I'm pretty sure I remember Butterfags picture getting posted here a long time back. Needless to say I've put it out of my mind for a reason.

>>15672352
You’re so transparent

>>15672052
Imagine being as profoundly and metaphysically gay as this poster.

>>15672377
When are you gonna get laid, Butters?

>>15671984
this is a horrible picture
i would really hate it if someone were to post more pictures of her
i would especially hate it if those pictures included her legs and feet
and even worse if she was wearing stockings or nice lingerie
i mean that would be just terrible
someone better post more pictures so everyone can see how terrible it is

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>>15672392
This year seems a wash, doesn’t it?

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>>15672295
Based.

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>>15672448
oh my god these are even worse than i thought
how bad do these get? please tell me there aren't any more. are there?

>>15672462
Stefania is honorary 2D along with Katya

>>15672271
cosmetics, disgusting. modern stupid males aroused by clowns.

>>15672155
without makeup she is pigdog.

>>15672096
fuckable from behind with a packet over her head.

Faglord has arrived

>>15672377
That's funny, because you wouldn't be able to tell the first thing about me. You, though, anybody could read you like a book.(pun not intended)
First, you identify with the androgynous tomboy look as a result of your questionable gender identity and their resulting insecurities. While some meager attempt is made at being feminine, you generally identify mostly with men as a result of your unfeminine habits and hobbies. Your lack of engagement with genuine female friends is partly the reason for your social awkwardness, and also part of the reason you are here.

Your fascination with big breasts and thicker frames is a result of your own self rationalizations as a fat person to idealize yourself as either being attractive or potentially being attractive. Despite whatever cope you tell yourself, you definitely wear oversized hoodies(despite already being oversized) to mask your own repressed shame about your body image.

Third, you use a trip on an internet forum that has a general culture of being anonymous as a result of your crippling lack of companionship and any form of affirmation in real life. What you lack in the world, you seek here.

Don't worry, there isn't a whole lot about you to actually figure out.. You are as shallow as they come.

>>15672566
Oh really? What characters do they voice? The only honorary 2D are seiyuu.

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>>15671398
GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLY

>>15671362
Any book that's not fantasy or romance shite

>>15672448
>This year seems a wash, doesn’t it?

Try again next year.

Thanks for turning this into an absolute MOMMY thread!