/lit/ - Literature

>>15606860
Either you have a literal child as a gf or your gf has retained her childish innocence. Based either way.

>>15607001
The latest. She’s a Floridian 1 church town girl.

>>15607038
Make sure to wife her and make big family.

You already made this thread a couple of days ago.

>>15606860
BRUV. I fuckin remember having this exact book when I was like 5 and having to learn to read English.

>>15607038
Nice anon, do as the other anon said, i hope you have a happy and long lasting family

>>15607272
I’m sorry I forgot I did I went again today and thought making a thread about it. Anyway she enjoyed it (:

>>15606860
Damn, is my girlfriend cheating on me?

She's literally the same.

>>15607599
Is she baby?

>>15607038
how did you meet and what does one need to do to attract this type of girl

>>15608361
I literally did nothing, here let me put it on a classic greentext to be more 4chan digestible:
>be me
>17
>first semester of college
>chilling on dorm with two girls that live next door
>5/10 white braphog and 6/10 Indian lanky
>roommate enters my room
>”hey anon can I invite this autistic girl I met at the gym? Lol”
>uh yeah sure
>he calls her
>she arrives, on her DR. Strange PJ’s
>8.5/10 qt, long blonde hair, blue eyes
>I didn’t know she had ADD
>she literally CANT stop talking
>everyone starts making fun of her sending each other snaps
>”Omg shut up already lol”
>”She’s been talking about horseshoe crabs for like 20 minutes what a freak”
>instantly feel bad
>snap her “Hey do you wanna go for a walk tomorrow?” After she leaves

We’ve been together for about 3 years now, and although is hard to date someone with ADD she’s so pure and innocent I fell in love. I’m not even white or extremely good looking for the record, about 8/10 5’11 Cuban/Italian. She likes petting baby cows.

>>15608539
me wife is ADD too, I feel you anon. Good job though, seems like you catched a keeper.

>>15608539
Going on a walk seems like my type of date. I didn't know girls liked doing this sort of thing. Happy to see it worked out for you anon

>>15608539
>5’11
>8/10
keep telling yourself that lmao

>>15608539
cute story
>>15608597
pleb

>>15608539
>horseshoe crabs
I remember you, did you get a good book about that?

>>15608539
Very sweet if true, which I hope.

>>15608597
I will, I know the height to be factual, and I have enough self esteem to believe the self rate.
>>15608722
Yes! I took a couple of the recommendations on the thread I made and added to the cart. But she ended up wanting a different book so I got that for her and a couple of BeyBlades.

>>15608332
Yes.

>>15609034
She likes beyblades?

>>15608539
cute even if fake. Comfy. And I believe in comfy.

>>15609041
Who doesn't like BeyBlades?

>>15606860
I'm sorry, anon, but your gf likes to fuck dogs.

>>15608539
racial nightmare

>>15609041
She does. I honestly got to like them too, they’re thrilling!

>>15609034
>beyblades
I could believe the earlier story, but this is just bait, especially considering some other anon said you posted this thread before. No person would say all this about his gf... twice...

>>15609051
>>15609083

>>15609106
The double post was my bad I’m a little retarded. I never feel the need to prove anything but she’s next to me and so are the BeyBlades so here.

>>15609175
...how do you have two left hands.

>>15609175
we are reaching levels of based I never thought was possible

What other books does she like?

>>15606860
i forgot about these anon!! top tier literature ahead of its time

>>15608597
fucking lame man

>>15609175
Dangerously based. Don’t even listen to the /pol/tarda on this thread, you’re making it.

>>15609243
I know! Peak /lit/
>>15609238
I asked her, she said The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Jungle Animals Touch and Feel, Arthur Schopenhauer Essay on Women, The Pensees by Pascal, The Bible, and But not the Hippopotamus!

>>15609304
> The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Jungle Animals Touch and Feel, Arthur Schopenhauer Essay on Women, The Pensees by Pascal, The Bible, and But not the Hippopotamus!
one of these is not like the other

>>15609323
Yeah, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has literary merit.

>That Snapchat bullshit
Do Zoomers really ?

>>15609323
>The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Jungle Animals Touch and Feel
WHY DONT I HAVE THIS

>>15609375
You can buy them at Barnes and Nobles if you want anon. Even on amazon (:

>>15609175
So much changed last decade. I remember hating every board thinking it was all a waste of time because everyone posted the same shit over and over again but still coming back almost everyday just waiting to see something happen

>>15606860
Get her an Inkari alpaca and thank me later ;^)

>>15609548
Oh wow, never heard of these before. Looks like a hobby item more than an average plush. She might like it!

>>15609304
>Arthur Schopenhauer Essay on Women
anon, I want to believe you since you posted the beyblade pic but this just stretches your credibility too far

>>15609638
That’s ok, I understand most girls would consider misogynistic. She’s conservative so she found out about the essay on an assignment about feminism in her humanities class and ended up liking it (:

What’s the best Bayblade launcher?

>>15609674
Takara Tony Burstring

>>15606860
I wish I had a little girl for a girlfriend too

>>15609175
God bless you, anon.

>>15609968
Cunny love

>>15609118
why did they change this rule :(

>>15609175
Holy based. White Diabolos. She has good taste on BeyBlades too.

>>15609968
Don’t we all...

Are disabled girls the only pure ones?

>>15610076
All girls are disabled. I consider being a slut a disability. OP’s gf might have ADD but she’s based.

>>15609956
No way, the Phoenix Revive launcher is by far the best.

>>15609548
Just bought one for my gf, hope she likes it.

I'm going to die alone

>>15608539
I really don't like it when people talk about romantic stuff publicly.

>>15610163
post the "do you even lift?" one

>>15610167
I asked.

>>15610151
They're very good for stroking, so if you can't have a pet it's a really good pet substitute. Or if you just like that tactile feeling.

>>15610163
Then atleast leave a pretty corpse

>>15610196
Don’t furbies do the same?

>>15610202
You will understand once you have stroked one.

>>15610197
>Then atleast leave a pretty corpse
>Dies in a fire.

>>15610188
People need to be a little bit more cautious and thoughtful regarding potential contingencies. It's not good to get too comfy. Such wisdom typically comes with age. It's best to keep this stuff personal.

>>15610209
My girlfriend is autistic so this is perfect!

>>15610213
Then hang yourself. Or fall on a sword, or shoot yourself. Come on man.

>>15610238
>Not dying of fractured pelvis
NGMI

>>15609175
I want to believe

>>15610254
Based smasher

>>15610718
Thanks I’m actually an Anomalocaris

>>15610906

>>15606860
>>15607038
>>15608539

That's very sweet anon. She sounds like a nice person.

>>15610906
>>15610912
This is now a prehistoric thread

>>15611034
Dope

>>15606860
take her to a petting zoo bro
its fun you can feed little goats

>>15611039
Chad bird coming through

>>15611042
I really want to but everything’s still closed as for now. She really wants to pet a baby sloth.

>>15611074
>I really want to but everything’s still closed as for now
oh fuck man i completely forgot that shit was still going on
something to look forward to!

>>15611068
good luck getting through me

>>15611090
he was defeated by a tiny bird in your image, imagine what a bigger one would do to him

>>15610964
Thanks, she is!
>>15611087
I know, the US is just being the US rn.
>>15610906
>>15610912
>>15611034
>>15611039
>>15611068
>>15611090
What the hell guys haha here’s mine pröööh :~~~)

Are pliosaurs allowed :(

>Mogs every land mammal that’s ever existed
Plebs

>>15611127
Only if they BTFO Ichthyosaurs

>>15611132
I would feel bad for him but I feel like a Liopleurodon definitely could

My dino knowledge is waning I had to look up how to spell Liopleurodon

>>15611127
Yes. Let’s eat them retard flying reptiles, tf they thing they are

>>15611154
I forgot about these guys
Very strange creatures

>gf
yikes

>>15611161
>fucks your arthropod wife
What you gon do about it mammal boy.

>>15611215
Fuck forgot pic related

>>15611221
Fucking terrifying

>>15611257
for you

>>15611257
Snibbeti snabb

>>15609323
The Bible is not like the others

>>15608539

Plans on marriage yet? Does she want human babies to pet someday?

>>15609185
it's always nice seeing a god-tier post like his
brings me back

>>15611344
When I thought it couldn’t get more based /lit/ starts posting prehistoric shit. Love it.

>>15611364
Om nom nom

>>15606860
do not eat gf
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m6WnLEvbZHI

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>15611433
they can’t possibly expect us to believe this is real

>>15611453
been waiting for this post. voice of reason
all this Pokemon bs - no real bones

>>15610214
Ok retard

>>15611453
>>15611473
BHUUUHUHU BRUUHMPHMHH NGBRUUP BBLOOOOH

>>15611482
Shit forgot pic related again

>>15608539

Reading this warms my heart.

Here, have more calves.

>>15611480
Kys

>>15608597
This.

She should be 6'5 at least.

>>15611396
My ancestor :)

i love this thread, this board, and all of you!

>>15607001
Women are all children.

>>15611490
PRÖÖH

>>15606860
>>15608539
I feel a bit sad now, I pray every day for a (good) woman.

>>15608539
This story is true. Just decrease all attractiveness ratings by 4 points.

>>15612719
Yeah, I read somewhere that our brain perceived us as 5x more attractive than we already are.
OP has probably no idea what an 8 actually looks like since most people tend to use the decile rating without knowing what makes each score attractive.

>>15612758
that means I'm a 1.2... shit...

>>15612764
No, scratch that. I decided to find where I read about that 5x bullshit and apparently I read it in a rage comic like 10 years ago lol.
It makes no sense to apply that to the decile scale either otherwise a 10/10 chad would be a 2/10 subhuman. You are a 6 which ok, it would be better but it also could be a lot worse.