/lit/ - Literature

>>15549077
>>>/adv/

Buy a book and do small talk with her. Ask if she read it or reads in general. Ask her favorurite books or writers. Shit on them even if you like her taste. Tell her she is very cute and you would love to meet her in a different situation like going out.

>>15549077
ask her if she has a boyfriend, be upfront don't make her feel like you're waiting for her approval on anything

>>15549077
That disgusting fat woman tried getting close to me today. She said come to the window so I can point this car to you amd I was like "no way." At least she's stopped touching me.

>>15549077
Approach her and say excuse me, can I ask for some help? I'm looking for something recently published in the realm of [x] literature that you can reccomend. (e.g transhumanism)
Then buy the book that she recommends, read, it, and come back. Don't talk to much about it but ask her for another rec and read that as well. After a couple of books you'll have a great rapport with her. Don't push anything at all. She's way to smart for robot mating games.

>>15549144
This is such a bad advice. Think about it, all guys think is how to get a girl to fuck right now. What girls think? All they think is: when a guy will finally come to me be normal and ask me out. That's it. It's not a chess game.

>>15549140
Frau Porges?

>>15549165
They actually don't all think like that.
It seems you're still living in a goal-based model of sexual reality: "I must GET her!" I've been there too, but in my experience a more fulfilling model is one where you cultivate real relationships with people and if mutual sexual attraction arises and you're witty enough to notice it, you'll follow it to its end.

No one wants to get hit on by customers at work you stupid fuck

>>15549303
Let go of your radical liberal fundamentalism and accept that the roles we play in the workplace, as employees or employers or customers, and in school as educators or educated, or in almost any other context are not any kind of holy construct, as such there is plenty of room for play and eroticism.
Obviously dont barge around asking every cute chick out. But flirt a little bit, see if she flirts back. Get some banter going, over time you can gauge how amenable shed be to getting asked out.
Abandoning the excel spreadsheet conception of human sexuality propogated by the retardarati if twitter and accepting nuance and ambiguities will actually help you to have more fun and be less alienated in the american social hellscape.

>>15549499
Whatever you say dude, it's just not something I like happening to me so I assume others thinks the same

>>15549514
You totally would be into it if, while at work, a person you were physically attracted to struck up a conversation which was transparently only for the pleasure of chatting with you.

>>15549514
You're probably the most up front about your retardation out of anyone in this website's history.

>>15549077
Blow your brains out on livestream I guess.

>>15549303
i like it when girls flirt with me at work

>>15549077
reject the vaginal jew and focus on your training.

>>15549165
>All they think is: when a Chad will finally come to me and ask me out.
ftfy

>>15549514
That's because you're miserable. Everyone in most cases would like an attractive person to come up and talk with them

>>15551213
"You must be miserable" is such an empty retort. People throw it around with such ease, in relation to so many different things. All you know about me is that I don't want to be flirted with at work. Also
>OP
>attractive
Wouldn't put money on that

>>15551286
>>15549514
>>15549303
found the roastie

>>15551389
found the incel

>>15551876
seethe harder m'lady

>>15551389
this

>>15551876
post your feet, also saying "incel" does nothing here. post your feet NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>15549303
who fucking gives a shit what women want lol
if he asks her out, either she'll say yes (however likely or unlikely that is) or she'll say no in which case who cares whether it bothered her or not? like, is she going to refuse to check out his books from now? will she physically assault him for thinking she was cute enough to ask out?

>>15551883
or maybe, just maybe, women don't want to come into a thread and get asked to post pics of their feet?? like ughhh come on dude. i think we can safely assume you've never had a gf or you might no this...

>>15551906
she could potentially call the police and tell them he raped her, or more realistically, she could tell the manager and have him banned from the store. you drastically underestimate the power women have these days.

>>15549077
I got you OP

>>15551906
>will she physically assault him for thinking she was cute enough to ask out?

Wait.. Will she?

>>15551907
Back in my day roasties had to stick a sharpie up their ass and post. Quit bitching or get off the board you stupid cunt.

>>15551916
She'll call the police and they'll do it for her lmao

>>15551934
Are the police thicc latinas with big asses

>>15551907
>anons not seeing that this is obvious bait

>>15549144
Unironically based lol.

>It's not a chess game.
Seduction is a chess game

>>15551973
At least it bumps the thread.

>>15551985
if only a woman's emotions were like chess, black and white.

If you were chad, she would be coyly smiling at you when you check out.