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In one to two paragraphs, describe sex with paperbackdreams. No low effort joke answers!

>> No.15543861

>>15543816
We meet on Tinder. I had no idea how cultured she was. We're traveling through Fells Point on a beautiful summer night. She's in floral dress. It's not too tight -- however, it's tight enough to see that her body is beautiful. After a few drinks, we head back to my apartment located a few miles north on Charles St.

We stumble through the front door. The flirting is unmistakable. Pretending that we have no idea what we'll be doing in a few moments. In an instant, I attack. I push her towards the wall and we begin to make out. A short time thereafter, we make it to my bed room. I throw her on my bed. The sheets were just wash -- the soft sensation creates an ideal environment. Her bedroom eyes are fully fixed on me. I take my shirt off. In response, she pulls her dress up and turns around. Her perfect ass is facing me -- when, out of nowhere, it says...

BRRRAPPPPPPP..... fttttttt..... bbbRRRRAAAPPPPPPP BRAPPP pfffttttttt

>> No.15543865

>>15543816
>badabing
>badaboom

>> No.15543873

>>15543816
I’ll be happy to oblige. First, what is her height and weight? I need to be able to visualize the scene.

>> No.15543902

>>15543816
Why do you faggots keep shilling this stupid bitch?

>> No.15543918

>>15543816
Extremely awkward but boring. For some reason she doesn't stop talking and doing voice. WTF, bitch didn't even try to finger my asshole. She will prolly tell to her sister that my dick is tiny but idc i'm confident enough in my tongue-game. Anyway now she won't read as much as her new hobby is me. Her sad followers will blame for the lack of uploads but fuck them they need to get a life. Dear God i think i hear her call me by her father's name. Fuck this was a mistake. Bye bitch. I'm out. You were going to be a terrible mother anyways.

>> No.15543924

>>15543873
Can't find it online so probably like 5'4 and 120 pounds or whatever the average is in Amerilarda.

>> No.15543936

>Obsessing this hard over rat-faced girl

>> No.15543954

>>15543902
>>15543936
She is the patrician choice.

>> No.15544052
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>>15543954
I coom'd all over her face. Find someone else to simp for.

>> No.15544084

>>15544052
>Wasting a few minutes in Photoshop just to "own" me.
Have sex.

>> No.15544093

>>15544084
>photoshop
I found it on the other threads about the rat girl.