/lit/ - Literature

Just kidding.

tybrax i swear to fucking god this isn't funny with all the teasing

just come back please

it's valentines

Don't do it. Even painful times are beautiful.

>>1553824
It's Valentine's.

he's a chick?

please tell me how i'm sick of this no one wants me i walk along the street and people just think im an emo or something

i dont want to be a meds zombie id rather just nothing

Fucking gutterslut.

>>1553827
Yeah, she's even prettier IRL.

>>1553828
but /lit/ thinks none of these things

i know i don't

What's more likely?

1. He got a girlfriend.

2. He's a she.

timestamp plox

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>>1553838
niether are true

i am tybrax' lover

Ty why do think you always pretend to be somebody else?

>>1553835
i'm not speaking to you.

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/lit/ best way to? i really find it hard to sleep sometimes that's when its worse. i havent been touched in like years aoart from maybe my gran ;(

i dont want to be a person since im not beautfiul its not worth being second rate no one is interested.

>>1553850
i'm really sorry

please don't hold grudges ty

>>1553828
If you believe in a God, so be it. Accept the eternal punishment he/she's laid out for suicides.

If you're an atheist, you're not taking advantage of what little time we have to take in and appreciate life. Killing yourself is the quick and easy way out, but you must really ask yourself why you want out in the first place. Everything we feel is subjectively significant to ourselves and the people we know. Killing yourself is cutting your own experience short and causing needless pain to those who surround you. You may not realize it, but we all want to experience the whole shebang and find happiness. You've just hit a low and life is all about bouncing back up again. Don't cut your own personal experience short and definitely don't impede upon the happiness of others.

We're single on Valentine's Day, but it's a fake holiday anyways. Cheer up, Charlie.

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Tybrax will you be my valentine?

>don't impede upon the happiness of others
im not. the only people that would care are maybe 5 relatives and an ex-friend who probably wouldnt give a shit.

>You've just hit a low
what, with birth?

its not thee commercial holiday thats bugging me its the people i saw all around town today theyre all happy and overconfident and no on cares that i feel sick or angry.

killing yourself is not an easy way out either, its difficult. youre full of so much shit. just some phony way of making yourself feel like a good samaritan or something, wanting others to endure being second rate humans..

>>1553850
>valentines day
>11:30 at night
>day

HERE SON HAVE AN INSPIRATIONAL COFEE-BREAK DITTY, ON THE HOUSE

>>1553878
You don't know me. You just make bitter assumptions because you're upset. I've had a gun at my temple, but I put it down. Become stronger than your cynicism.

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>>1553887
why dont you actually be straightforward and nice for a change? instead of posting quotes from movies where a guy wants his friend to shoot him but then the gun doesnt go off and he becomes happy for some reason or whatever its from.

that guy was right almost seems like instead of coming here to baww you do it to try and bully people. enjoy working in macdonalds or coffee shops you psycho

>>1553872
you've said some hurtful things i cant forget.

>>1553902
>why dont you actually be straightforward and nice for a change?
I don't know how much more straightforward "work out your own problems, nothing that anyone here says will significantly improve your life conditions, failing this try to not make a big fucking deal out of it" could be

>>1553935
>nothing that anyone here says will significantly improve your life conditions
I disagree

Go find some oxycontin, eat it, and shut up for a while. All will be well.

>>1553935
im not capable of 'working out' my own problems. if someone here told me a good way to do this without a firearm then my life conditions actually would change for the better.

you are the wrong.

/r/ing brekker-alphamale-with-dicks.jpg please.

hey two headed stro now's your chance to say into existence a social life for ty go for it man

>>1553949
>Go find some oxycontin, eat it

>>1553949
is that the girl you last cheated on and now you put some 'deep' writing over her to make you feel like you have done important things when you're actually just a loser who's thesis will be boring minuscule crap and wont be famous?

i love you tybrax. dont hurt youself please :(

>>1553964
>boring minuscule crap
more like boring majuscule crap

What the fuck /lit/?

Go kill yourself, slut. Nobody wants you here. Nobody wants you in real life, either. Just get the fuck out, any pity anyone gives you is fake.

Nobody will miss you, bitch.

>>1553971
thanks for being real enough to not post pity-lies.

>>1553979
No prob, this thread was you killing yourself or some shit, right?

can you do like a bob dylan type movie where you drop boards with words written on them and they tell a story and at the end you shoot yourself thru the face?

>>1553989
i live in the uk and dont have a gun unfortunately

>>1553995
Just jump off a high building. You'll have a few seconds of fun.
I can't find that guide on how to kill yourself with some over the counter pills, anyone have it? The background is a shot of the pills, with text written over it. Well-made pic, not some MS-paint job. You just take the pills, goto sleep, dead within half an hour.

>>1553995
you can replace the gun with a waterpistol for comedic fx and then throw yourself off a cliff?!

>>1553995
UK? You should have said. Come up to Rotherham and say words with more than one syllable. You'll likely get beaten to death.

>>1554000
< this?

someone said to me it was a troll and its just some mustard bomb thing that makes you wind up in hospital in embarrassing condition? were they lying?

tits or gtfo

>>1554012
Yeah, that's it. I remember it having much more written down, though.

I dunno, knowing 4chan, that's probably true. Was thinking about that possibility while writing up the description, be a good troll, prolonged pain and torture is much worse than an instant death.

I'd say, go jumping. That just seems like a lot of fun to fly down.

>>1553945
buy a bottle of alcohol, drive out to the wilderness, walk down the path drinking from it. You'll pass out and never wake up. Also, you won't fuck it up.

If you want something amusing, try to OD on ibuprofen. You'll throw it up but it'll kill your liver, so you'll get to enjoy a week or so of wasting away while your parents try to find your a replacement liver on a shoestring.


as a side-note, you go directly to hell for all eternity as a murderer.

>>1554012
I believe Jim Jones of Jonestown fame had all his followers drink cyanide in kool-aid, because they thought it would be quick and painless, but it was MUCH more protracted and painful than they expected. You can listen to an audio recording of their last minutes.

You look QUITE a lot like someone I know. And would miss dearly if they weren't here.

Don't do it OP :(

>>1554091
Also, you're in UK?!

PLEASE DON'T DO IT.

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>>1554094
if you know me then you havent talked to me in months. cool pity lies bro. am i making you feel like such a caring person right now?

If you're telling 4chan, you're probably not that badly off. If you're using frownie-faces to describe your suicidal thoughts, I do not take you seriously. Just go to a head shrink & stop showing off on the internet.

>>1554102
Actually, if you were the person I thought you were, we talked earlier. Sorry brah.

>>1553819
i don't know you, but please don't. you just have to weather this. you'll come out the other side and be ok. we need you on earth, because you read.

>>1554102
You were kind of a bitch last time we talked. You were very rude and insulted me a lot, so i could care less if you feel: :(

please video tape it, my snuff film/porn collection is getting slim

>>1553819

Tell us why your life is so shitty.

>>1553819

Life sucks. Get over it. Or, get out of it. Your choice.

>>1554113

cant agree more anon =3

what the fuck is all of this

>>1553819

Quit being a whiny little bitch. Want to know what sucks? Walking away from a helicopter accident in Iraq without a scratch while 11 of your brothers die. Know what I'm doing now? Telling you to STFU and deal with it.

Post some tits bitch. Then we'll tell you if it's worth it.

>>1554112
i have no friends and i am in this position because i am unattractive. that makes me not want to make an effort to meet people since they dont care annd already have rountines and friends and good family.

>>1553819
b4 you go
go to /b/ and post a video of your suicide
good riddance

>>1554121

Go ahead and do it, my sister killed herself for the same reason, I feel no remorse for her choice, she's in a better place now.

>>1554121

Why don't you try to fix your unattractiveness?

Maybe it will help if we know why you are unattractive. I don't write much here and I (nearly) don't know anything about you.

>>1554121
so what?

deal with it and go on;

btw ppl dont seem "true" enough to try to build an actual friendship these days
antisocial ftw

>>1554124
i cant do pull ups i can only hang but i think i should let go onto something that will an hero me.

>>1554121
sorry, but this isnt true. and i dont even know you.
i doubt you have no friends. i went through a point in my life when i thought i had no friends. then i actually stopping being retarded and realized i had TONS of friends. you are just seeking attention and you know it. i am being serious when i say dont kill yourself. its not worth it. Life isnt the party we all hoped for. get over it.

i love you OP

Cute

Unattractive? Please, eliminate yourself from my gene pool. Not because you aren't "pretty", because you are weak and obviously feeble minded. You're on a computer fishing for compliments. I guarantee there is somebody out there that finds you attractive. Go find a community of people and become one of them. Church, cult, etc... "We must become the change we want to see." - Ghandi. Use it.

>I can't find love, gonna kill myself.
>I'm ugly, gonna kill myself.
Niggers in 3rd world countries
>I'm trying my best to live, even though I can't find love
>I will continue to live, even though I'm ugly and dirty.
>I will carry on, even though I'm starving and out of energy.

can you make a video blog about your dilema, can't be arsed to read, also show some tits and ass in the vid plz.

This is just fucked up, the only thing why are you posting here is because of attention.
When peeps give you positive attention you respond by telling them to fuck because of silly ego stroking and when they give you negative feedback you respond by playing with our pride "at least you are honest" and all that bullshit.
I can tell you only one thing, you haven't seen shit and have no idea what misery is, I honestly suggest you try to find out how could you make your situation worse, as to say get the most out of this. Pack a bag with some clothes, leave house, never look back, go hobo. Sell your pussy for food, fuck do some live scat acts to get some attention.
Bitch get your act together and live a little before you take your own life, what do you have to loose fucker?

Just kill yourself, you ruined my favorite image board.

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>>1554134
You are not the real Tybrax. The way you talk is totally different then the way the real tybrax talks

>>1554135
>i doubt you have no friends
well i mean irl. not on msn from here.

>>1554139
no i posted pics of myself without makeup on omegle and everyone said i was ugly. i dont know how to join a community.

You're just a stupid common attention internet-whore who didn't get enough attention from your parents, you won't kill yourself and you know it.

>>1554121
try to make friends w/o being attractive or anything

just try to be yourself

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>>1554148

You go to a church, rec center, community college, or a fucking library. Your response confirms the first part of my message.

Yea this isnt going anywhere. We both know you are too much of a pussy to do it. See you in a day or two ya waste of space

Stop giving this girl attention, she's not going to kill herself.

>>1554121

It takes less effort than you realize to break into other peoples' lives. Really, all it takes is a leap of faith.

And honestly you're underrating yourself. I'd fuck you and enjoy it.

HEY, STOP RESPONDING

TyBrax does this every couple of months. It doesn't mean anything.

>>1553819
1S TH4T YOU NOW?

H3H3H3H3

YOU 4R3 3V3N UGL13R 4S 4 G1RL TH4N YOU W3R3 4S 4 GUY

What if I showed you my cock, OP?

/lit/ = bunch of children

>>1554146
my only regrets in life are my mistakes. i dont regret any playing safes or avoiding embarrassment, in fact i wish i was better at it. most painful moment with another person was from taking a risk i had been wise enough not to in the past.

>>1554147
only one other person i have on msn knows my trip. he said he would only post with a namefag in front of it and never pretend to be me.


>>1554131
>Why don't you try to fix your unattractiveness?
because it makes me feel ill doing that for people that wouldnt care otherwise.

>>1553819

Successful troll is successful.

>>1554154
>try to make friends w/o being attractive or anything
>just try to be yourself
this is how i get the kind of friends i used to have, that i hated or they got bored of me. i need to be more attractive for someone not to get bored of me or do the kinds of things i want to do rather than parties.

Troll

At a party a few years ago our friend Jacob went to ducked out. Somebody said they thought they heard a car backfire or something, nobody cared.

The next day when going for the vacuum cleaner, they found Jacobs body slumped in the closet, hole in head and gun in hand, nobody cared.

I strongly suggest you do something similar OP. If you're a puss go for a heroin overdose. It's easy, and you go out feeling like a boss.

>>1554155
but what do i do at a library? wont people think /lit/ books are pretentious and hate me? also id be scared to give my own opinion on things so i dont know.

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i know. im too weak to do it.

>>1554160
no it doesnt. leap of faith is how you get pain and embarrassment not worth a gamble, ill wait until someone takes an interest in me.
>I'd fuck you and enjoy it.
disgusting pig. this is why i hate people.

>>1554173
YOU 4R3 SO FOOL1SH 1 G3NU1N3LY L4UGH3D OUT LOUD

DO YOU R34LLY TH1NK P3OPL3 W1LL C4R3 4BOUT YOU 4S 4 P3RSON 1F YOUR3 PR3TTY? H3H3H3

TH3Y WONT

>>1554181
dont call him your friend, slut.

life isnt living up to your expectations.
you wish to percive life as a grand journey of interesting conversations, people and experiences.
Life is not like it is on tv...get your shit together, do some crazy ass shit with your life and you might get what you dream about.
give up and you will never know what you could have done with yourself.

>>1554187

If somebody kills themselves, it's because they have a reason to do so, so why get upset. It was just a party foul.

You have no understanding or respect for life or death, keep playing emo, fag.

I could be out on a date with a girl.

>>1554188
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

i dont want interesting experiences, i want stability. i have that kind of right now but unfortunately the lack of people/contact bothers me.

>do some crazy ass shit with your life
go do lsd and drink and have casual sex at a party and get the fuck of my board you socialite whore.

>give up and you will never know what you could have done with yourself.
like i said my only regrets are gambles i lost i regret nothing about avoiding things.

Hey OP hows it feel knowing that the only way to get people to care about you is to play on their fear of death?

>>1554183

Well, you gotta develop something worth having, or you aren't worth hanging around. If it isn't going to be your looks, its gotta be personality, or humor, or...anything. More than that, nobody is going to bother finding out if you have anything of value. If you see two kinds of cereals on a store shelf, one brand-name and one a cheap knock-off, are you going to try that knock-off just for the hell of it? Of course not. That's why marketing exists. Just like anything in life, you gotta sell yourself to other people. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

If that's REALLY too hard for you, then you should either punch your clock right now or resign yourself to a monk's lifestyle.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

>get the fuck of my board you socialite whore.
>makes social event out of deciding to die

>>1554197
WHY WOULD YOU B3 LON3LY? OH R1GHT B3C4US3 YOU CONSTN4TLY 4L13N4T3 P3OPL3 W1TH YOUR JUDG3M3NT4L N4TUR3

YOUR LON3L1N3SS 1S YOUR OWN DO1NG

P3OPL3 DONT G3T BOR3D OF YOU

TH3Y G3T R1R3D OF PUTT1NG UP W1TH YOUR STUP1D SH1T

>>1554199
>Well, you gotta develop something worth having, or you aren't worth hanging around. If it isn't going to be your looks, its gotta be personality, or humor, or...anything. More than that, nobody is going to bother finding out if you have anything of value. If you see two kinds of cereals on a store shelf, one brand-name and one a cheap knock-off, are you going to try that knock-off just for the hell of it? Of course not. That's why marketing exists. Just like anything in life, you gotta sell yourself to other people. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
thats really sickening. you dont see that?

>>1554198
humorous. sad, and a bit of meh. im starting therapy soon so whatever. i just need to pretend to myself im doing things to pass the time until then. i hope she'll give me a hug, like i said i havent been touched in a while.

>>1554207
>R1R3D
Rhey ret rhat row?

>>1554217
Wanna come to a party this Friday?

>>1554217
OOPS

1 M34NT T1R3D

1 M34N WHO WOULDNT G3T T1R3D OF TH1S SH1T

>>1554219
he stays in _ _ _ _ not lecister or whatever shitty place you are from.

fuck off.

>>1554197
You want contact but you dont regret avoiding things
whos the dumb dumb dumb...
if you want social relations you have to be social...ehh..yeah...
crazy ass shit is relative... for you it could be going to the store, looking out the window or picking your nose....whatever goes.
point is; stop whinning! do what you want or dont want to do.
most people only realy care about themselfes including YOU for even considering suicide.
as for going to a party and getting laid...I think you might need some stiff cock and some LSD it might broaden your horizon

>>1554224
OOOOH WH3N D1D TH1S H4PP3N

1 D1DNT R34L1Z3 YOU W3R3 4TTR4CT3D TO D&3

>>1554224
Coventry...
na

D&E is a bro.

>>1554226
you are a disgusting person.

>>1554231
'bros' are disgusting people.

>>1554228
why? are you jealous anime weaboo nerd?

>>1554238
1 W4S JUST SURPR1S3D 4S 1 H4V3 B33N GON3 FOR 4 WH1L3

1T F1GUR3S H3 WOULD B3 YOUR TYP3

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Not only is this girl supposedly ugly, she also seems to be really rude, too.

>>1554233
thanks, i strive to be.
my own anger towards other people and other peoples anger towards me fuels my irrelevant but creative existence.
You need a hug and a penis in your vagina

Cunt isn't going to do shit. No one would spend this big a portion of their final moments on /lit/, at least I'd hope not. And what's with fat whores and /lit/ anyway

Something of value for this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XISRRrgPCdE

and its VERY FUCKING RELATED TO THIS BITCH

>>1554208

>thats really sickening. you dont see that?

Hell no. Peacocks grow feathers. Birds do dances and sing songs. Why should humans, who are equally of nature, be any different?

Now, don't get me wrong. You don't need to go through life like a sleazy car salesman, using every technique in the book to make a sale. But you do need to be smart. Accentuate the positive. Eliminate the negative. Constantly strive to put your best foot forward. Any capitalist will tell you that having something of value is only half the battle; the other half is finding the people who need it, and convincing them that they do. Even supermodels do it, you know?

>>1554226
This guy has a point, op
Anything anyone says to you is wrong. What do you want out of this thread?
>NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>YOU HAS SO MUCH TO LIVES FOR!!!
>WE <3 YOU
No, pull yourself together. Go live. Go travel, be a vagabond, cook yourself a good meal, fucking go to the beach or find someone to be nice to.
What do you expect from people? It's your egocentricity tats getting in the way of your happiness. you think you deserve something from life, but you only get what you put out.
>put
>out
Great pity party though! nice trollan.

>>1554231

I'd rather live in Mogadishu than Coventry.

Coming up England by a different line
For once, early in the cold new year,
We stopped, and, watching men with number plates
Sprint down the platform to familiar gates,
'Why, Coventry!' I exclaimed. "I was born here.'

I leant far out, and squinnied for a sign
That this was still the town that had been 'mine'
So long, but found I wasn't even clear
Which side was which. From where those cycle-crates
Were standing, had we annually departed

For all those family hols? . . . A whistle went:
Things moved. I sat back, staring at my boots.
'Was that,' my friend smiled, 'where you "have your roots"?'
No, only where my childhood was unspent,
I wanted to retort, just where I started:

By now I've got the whole place clearly charted.
Our garden, first: where I did not invent
Blinding theologies of flowers and fruits,
And wasn't spoken to by an old hat.
And here we have that splendid family

I never ran to when I got depressed,
The boys all biceps and the girls all chest,
Their comic Ford, their farm where I could be
'Really myself'. I'll show you, come to that,
The bracken where I never trembling sat,

Determined to go through with it; where she
Lay back, and 'all became a burning mist'.
And, in those offices, my doggerel
Was not set up in blunt ten-point, nor read
By a distinguished cousin of the mayor,

Who didn't call and tell my father There
Before us, had we the gift to see ahead -
'You look as though you wished the place in Hell,'
My friend said, 'judging from your face.' 'Oh well,
I suppose it's not the place's fault,' I said.

'Nothing, like something, happens anywhere.'

>>1554264

What?

>>1553850
You are one melodramatic cunt.

Please just fucking do it rather than waste our time with your bullshit.

Your not a second rate person, your amazing and I would be proud to have you as my valentine.

It really does get better, please dont do this.

>>1554291
>your
>proud of partner/implied ownership
>'it gets better'
>you're not a subhuman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7how83XjwWU

Mostly lurker here. I really hope you kill yourself.

You're annoying. You're less attractive personality-wise than you are physically. Do it.

>>1554306
>You're less attractive personality-wise than you are physically
they are interrelated, mostly.

>>1554312
You're an annoying piece of shit because you're ugly?

>>1554315
Is she actually ugly? Probably just fat. Nothing a good spell of anorexia won't fix.

>>1554315
exactly. i would have received more energy from people and i would give that to others instead of hate, which you dont need others to produce for you.

We all die alone.

Last words: out.

>>1554321
i really dont mind just having a belly nowadays even though i think other people would mind.

>>1554322
SO YOU W4NT TO B3 PR3TTY 4ND 4NNOY1NG?

3NJOY TH3 4BUS1V3 BOYFR13ND TH4T W1LL N3T YOU

>>1554315
>>1554312

Psychology tests do show that people will tend to rate more attractive people as being more moral (and the same in reverse).

>>1554332
would i do that though? my tastes in things are degenerate so hopefully i wouldnt. or at least to a lesser extent.

WAIT WUT. YOU'RE A GIRL? SRSLY?

one more timestamp for proofs

>>1554337

I dunno, I usually go for the "I don't give a fuck how moral people think I am" approach.

That does not, however, mean I am a hedonist.

I believe /soc/ is that way ->

I'll never understand you normalfags. Why do you encourage this type of behavior? You do realize you're the reason for 4chans shittiness right? OP should kill itself on those grounds alone. Fuck you.

>>1553819
tits or gtfo

>>1554354
The reason for 4chan's shittiness is bad posters. Unfunny posters, non-creative posters, unintelligent posters. Too many fucking bland, dumb, self-centered morons. The thing is that has nothing to do with normalfags. Yeah, there's probably a correlation between 'normalfag' and 'bad poster' - but the thing is that being not a normalfag does NOT make you a good poster. Remember the last days of /r9k/ - full of miserable shits and completely terrible. So stop whining about normalfags and tripfags and all this bullshit and just post better, if you want to see a better 4chan.

read marcus aurelius

OP here's some honest advice...

>post on /a/
>get waifu
>problem solved for everybody

>>1554357
YOUR POST G1V3S M3 HOP3 4NON

>>1554357
Except /r9k/ was full of normalfags too. Fuck off, you will never be accepted here.

>>1554373
I accept him. Wanna fight about it?

Do it. Kill yourself. You're life will never get any better. Just do it.
Kill yourself.

>>1554303
Cant veiw youtube atm, care to tell me the contents of the video?

>>1554361
why? i have meditations but 1. philosophy isnt practical 2. its not on d&e's list.

>>1554390
>sick, sick, sick
^

Having a bit of an existential crisis, are we, Tybrax?

>>1554397
>Having a bit of an existential crisis, are we, Tybrax?
always,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQDymiZeDGI

>>1554390
Sick sick sick?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n0NCqOKY-M

>>1554419
do this

>>1554439
its the only one ive thought about seriously.

still takes way more than what i have. i will need proper emotional support to accomplish that. any glasgowfags want to form a pact?

>>1554443
OR R4TH3R DO3S 4NYON3 1N GL4SGOW W4NT TO PUSH 4 B1TCH 1N FRONT OF 4 TR41N?

Tybrax im sorry i just want to talk to u again

i think of you when listening to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGmkM4v9AaY

>>1554471
thanks for your shitty hendrix-can-doors crossover. you're such a wonderful person. i could tell the song meant alot to you in your childhood like my new songs mean to me.

>>1554486
that was so passive aggressive

i can't tell if you were being genuine or not

please let it be the former

this is my first time visiting /lit/

is this thread an accurate depiction of what this board is about?

>>1554525
yes

does it suit you?

>>1554525
Yep. In a nutshell.

>>1554525
yes, it's quite difficult to define 'literature'.

but really this thread is more of a depiction of the class of tripfag presence on this board. it takes alot to make a name for yourself here, unlike say /v/ (in which one can easily make popular threads with a passing contrary opinion).

>>1554525
NO
Pic far more related.

thred needs moar sage

>>1554544

Haha god we suck.

>>1554530
meh, this board is quite boring compared to other boards i visit. plus i don't really read books.

>>1554544
what the fuck

If you're coming to 4chan for a last shot at redemption, you should probably just kill yourself.

If you're planning on killing yourself, why blank out your eyes? At least give us a good chance to see definitively HOW beautiful you are.

>>1554557
>I don't read books
>this board is boring


I wonder why.

>>1554557
>doesn't read books
>/lit/ is boring
Could the two be connected?

>>1554564
>If you're planning on killing yourself, why not do it on camera? At least give us a good chance to see definitively HOW awesome it will be.

Fix'd

>>1554573
>>1554572

>I DO read books
>This board IS quite boring
>also tripfags everywhere

>>1554601
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>1554601
Boring people get bored by many things.

>>1554605
MOR3 L1K3 WH4T 1S WRONG W1TH 4LL YOU S1LLY TR1PF4GS

WHY 4R3 YOU SO BOR1NG?

>>1554626
>Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva
>boring
no

besides if not for that batch of macros and your robot speech you would be nothing to glance at even passingly

>>1554636
TH4T 1M4G3 YOU POST3D 1S SO BOR1NG 1 W3NT BL1ND

H3H3H3

>>1554645
people who live in glass staples shouldn't throw stones

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will this thread still be here in the afterlife?

>>1554702
Yes, in hell.

And hell is exactly the same as life now, just slightly worse.

>>1554705
thanks to this ^ poster ive decided not to 'do it'.

gnight /lit/.

>>1553819

I thought there were rules about this kind of shenanigans?

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>>1554711
hey, you're feeling blue.

why not join my crappy chat. we can talk and stuff.

http://t_i_nychat.com/soletstalkalready

just remove the _ before you enter.

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>>1554799
if you're trying to sage out the thread, it'll be another 300 posts or so

good luck

bumping till she kicks the bucket

Mang ol' V dubby picked a terrible time to forget to pay his interbutts bill.

Kill you're own self :o)

What's going on her? Why is Tybrax killing herself? And yeah, even on 4chan, suicide isn't funny.

>implying we don't have /adv/ for this shit

Wait, Tybrax is a girl?

I thought he was a guy ...
And that that had been confirmed by some one else from a meet-up ...

WHAT

>>1555169
I was saying Brax was a girl since day one, but everyone else was all "BLAH BLAH HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE" and so then I started saying "he" and now it turns out Braxxy is a girl after all.

Not sure why I bothered mentioning that.

Go for it loser

See if you won't be back next month with the same shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNY7fQSWfSw

have some eminem an keep ur head up nigga

I wonder if any of /lit/'s tripfags will ever actually discuss a book on /lit/

>>1555196

lol'd hard

saged and reported

>>>/soc/

>>1555183

>Highest Rated Comments
>me: dad can i train mi dog to kill people on comand?
>dad: why
>me: cos theres people out there who dislike eminem
>dad: can i join
>why the f*** r there people disliking eminem he disses himself and raps bout life bet ya all the shitters who dislike eminem r gay justine bieber fans who wana hav sex with justin and stand a chance!!

>>1555213
my dad likes enimem as well

>>1555213

>mfw it wasn't until this like/dislike shit on YT that I realised how petty and hyper-defencive people could be about their tastes

>>1555226
7 people mean't "Dis-I-LIke" not dislike.

>>1554705
I wish I could kill you by hating you

>>1554711

>whore declares she'll kill herself
>give whore attention
>lol i was only pretending kthxbai :3

Stay gullible, /lit/

>>1554012
This is a cruel, sociopathic hoax. Cyanide is one of the most awful ways to die. I've seen this image on 4chan before and I hope to god no one's followed its advice.

This BBC documentary on execution methods answers definitively the question about which is the most painless form of death

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8068091823725414405#

>>1555238
if hope is a sin i dont want to be good

>>1555238
You cant blame us for wanting to believe.

Can't we just ban this ashole already?

what a dumb bicth

10/10

This is still going?

>>1555329
till she kills herself. vendeta thread

Fuckin hell, this thread is still HERE the next day?

*reads*

Well at least she decided not to do it.

Speaking from experience, anybody thinking about suicide:

There's not much I can say against it that you probably haven't already read in response, except that if you're thinking/asking about it, you probably don't really want to take your life. You're just tired of being miserable.

But unless you're a deaf-mute quadriplegic, you are never at a point where you cannot -- rather than take your own life -- wash your hands of it, walk away, and change it completely.

If the problems are internal, there's nothing about yourself that you can't -- if not 'fix' -- at least make better.

You CAN be happy.
You will be.
What it takes is a sincere desire to be, and forward movement from there.


Also: know that a botched suicide attempt is pretty much the worst thing you can conceivably put your friends/family through. And don't tell me you don't have any family or friends. I call shenanigans.

Now then.

Pic related.

It's obviously ty's chubby sister.

"219 posts and 34 image replies omitted."

Do I point this out to everyone and thereby add to it, or do I just ignore it and hope others do, too?

But, wait. They haven't ignored it, yet.

Jesus, what fucking fools.

Better point it out...then sage.

>>1555343
now you're a part of it. welcome to the club of fucking fools, have a seat

That girl cannot be tybrax for a very simple reason.

Tybrax is glaswegian and that girl is not morbidly obese.

>>1555343

Oh is that how 4chan works? Thanks for condescending to the plebes, bro. And here I thought I had a sincere interest in the thread. You have shown me the error of my ways and I salute it with my cock at half-mast.

tl;dr stfu and gtfo

>tybrax stops using a tripcode
>no one gives a shit
>HE needs more attention
>makes this shitty thread

EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT
THIS PICTURE IS NOT TYBRAX
I KNOW A GUY WHO MET UP WITH HIM IN REAL LIFE

HE IS A MAN
NOT A GIRL

STOP BEING FUCKING RETARDS
YES I MAD

>>1555354
ahahaha look at this guy being angry at someone wo's a better tripfag/troll than him

>>1555359
>>1555359
>angry at tybrax
>not the retarded anons such as yourself

way to showcase my point for me bro

>>1555364
same 2 u my friend

>>1555253
thanks for pointing that out, ill not post it anymore.