/lit/ - Literature

I'mokwiththis.jpg

Are you stags extra trip?

or was it tybrax?

please ty if it's you i just want to let you know that i love you and that won't change because you left

I like the crispness of the fonts

You're a smart guy and I like you D&E but jesus christ that's got to be the most arrogant thing I've seen posted on 4chan, and I used to browse /r9k/ man.
I'm embarrassed for you.

I do not dispute this, i hope it is posted often

>>1548329
D&E is probably smarter than you, though.

Need I even add any further?

I might be cattle, but at least I'm not a tripfag.

its funny cuz its true

actually d&e is a romantic piece of shit and this is one of his many coping mechanisms

a true personality would look at attention whoring as nothing but a virtue

>>1548347
>a true personality
as opposed to a fake personality ritelol

>>1548339
>implying derp is a smart guy
damn it's retarded in hear

>>1548351
spot on

it is a plague at this point, the illness that produces the false persons that so horrible affect this board

also
>>1548337
answer this

>>1548363
i am a 4chan connoisseur

>>1548355
>lol I can't acknowledge other people's good points because flaws are easier

>>1548373
so you're stag?

>being intelligent is pseudo-intellectual sobbery
>a vibrant personality is attention whoring

Alright then, I present you with a challenge. Maybe we do misapply the above terms on this board. But are you honestly arguing that pseudo-intellectual sobbery and attention whoring don't exist here on /lit/? Or, if you agree that they still do exist, how can we identify them when we see them, as not to confuse these traits with their benign and positive counterparts?

It's only snobbery/attention whoring when somebody else does it, right?

>>1548347

> a true personality would look at attention whoring as nothing but a virtue

i no rite

Hey, thanks man, I always thought I was a pseudo-intellectual snobber and an attention whore, but now I know I am in fact intelligent and have a vibrant personality.

Therefore, I am the superior being here, fuckers, kneel before me and suck my 10 inches black dick.

>>1548388
>calling me a newfag
you're boring

you must be one of those plastic right-out-of-the-box tripfags

I don't see why people are so impressed. Op's pic is just re-worked Nietzsche.

And not even a complicated aspect of Nietzsche. Understanding slave-morality takes all of 5 minutes.

Nietzsche's understanding of Being and/or his understanding of the subject/object distinction is significantly harder. I'm not impressed by someone who has read the genealogy or morals and/or just listened to Robert Solomon's TTC lectures.

Why are you so easily impressed /lit/?

>>1548329

This guy is just a snobber attention whore, sage this shit.

>>1548393

>>1548397

Because no one here reads books.

Tripfags, tripfags everywhere.
Having a name does not make you intelligent, nor does it make your opinions and thoughts better or more worth listening to than your average anon - what it does do is let you flash your ego in a public forum. Nothing more, nothing less.
Enjoy waving your dicks around on the internet tripfags, and stay classy.

I wonder if I'll ever be able to talk about books again

>>1548397
hey look, some idiot who writes reactive posts

>>1548415
>>1548415
we are the best

>Deep & Edgy
>Smart

Anons, don't participate in these tripfag circle-jerks.

Don't even ridicule or insult them. Just hide the thread.

>>1548397
>>1548397

I love you.

>>1548427

You keep getting owned today D&E.

itt: people try to troll me

they fail, and keep trying

>>1548437

Forgot your statue.

>>1548432
Like a beautiful avalanche this phenomenon destroys and creates

a cycle of gorgeous destruction
the tripfag cirlejerk

>>1548437

Dude, that mocha frapachino you make me today was great. You've got to be the best barista that Starbucks has ever had.

>>1548437
trolled

dicks

hahahaha oh man

guys will i be able to make it with just 'vibrant personality' or 'hyper-sensitivity' or do i need to actually get my head down and 'get the finger out' ?

>>1548474
LOL

>>1548473
>'get the finger out' ?
only if your smoke alarm isn't working

>>1548474

bump

While I do not deny that there are people more intelligent than the mass of us, I cannot agree with what I perceive to be an implication that all tripfags are more intelligent, or that one is more intelligent if one uses a trip. Too often in any argument it seems that both sides will take to over-exaggerating their point. The anons who barrage the tripfaggots with insults often do so regardless of whether or not a particular insult is true. All tripfags are psuedo-intellectual garbage, according to many of us. This is wrong. I believe there may be intelligent tripfags; just as there may be intelligent anons.

The only issue that the anonymous users have with tripfags who use a trip consistently - rather than using one to remain known in a pertinent discussion or when supplying information in such a way that its authenticity need be ensured (both of which seem to be the only sanctioned uses) - is that there does not seem to be any legitimate reason to do so, outside of attracting attention to one's self. Many of us believe that attempting to rise up as an individual goes against the most defining trait of 4chan. Anonymity is held dear to us; it allows us to speak freely where there is no hierarchy amongst the regular userbase, it allows all voices to be equally heard or spurned by paying no heed to who anyone might be. We are all the same, here. All anonymous. Except for you.

You go against the founding principles of the group. You want glory for yourself and frequently do not respect the group as a whole.

>>1548501

Now, before you write me off as someone who takes 'anonymous' too seriously, please realize a few things. Many of us think of 4chan as a place to belong, where we matter only as much as our contributions. We do not hide under a name or a persona. We are all one. You are not. You do not belong. And so we fight against you, as we view you as an outsider.

I am open to reconsideration on these points, and I'd like to be clear that I speak only for myself and for those whom I believe exist and feel similarly. No tripfag has ever given me a good reason for their behavior, aside from garnering undue attention.

You may be intelligent, you may be kind, you may be a better or a bigger person than I am; but you are not Anonymous, and you do not belong here with me.

>>1548501
>>1548502
tl;dr

>>1548502
>>1548501

http://tanasinn.info/wiki/A_Guide_to_Anonymous_Boards

This is the perspective of an originalfag.

guys why all the hate

>>1548532
i actually consider you a total bro and a tripbuddy, but you terrible taste.

>>1548539
>but you terrible taste
+1

also mogowau im not speaking to you on msn you fucking DIXCK DIXKCK

someone tell me how tybrax is doing

>>1548502
What he said.

>>1548548
I was just about to ask how your day was.

>>1548329
1/10

>>1548555
Check out dem tripplets.

tybrax is ok rite

it wasn't my fault he left rite

dump

>>1548329
oh boy throw that into the big heap of won't change the human psyche a bit aside from the vat of useless ponderings and self-absorbed anybodies that range from 20-30 and post on image boards

I like the whole being a celebrity on a board where personality fundamentally doesn't matter. Here's to something a tripfag can put on a resume, can talk about in public, can boast about to friends and family.

Well done, some people on 4chan recognize some letters! What a feat! Your parents must be so proud. Now you can die happy.

Yes, it's probably all downhill from here.

bump

>>1548713
>>1548753

also, blatant blatant samefag

d&e puts the uber in ubermensch

>>1548753
>some people on 4chan recognize some letters
you mean read
on a literature board

>>1549099
sup oreo

>>1548753

not to mention the slowest board... Congrats, D&E you've really accomplished something!

>>1549114
>slowest board
lololololol
no.

>>1549114
>Congrats, D&E you've really accomplished something!
Thanks, means a lot to me.

>>1549124
It shouldn't.
Since you wrote it to yourself.

>>1549127
Yeah OP's quote did come from me, are you blind or something

>>1549129
I'm glad that we agree that it came from you.

A poem I just wrote:

Deep&Edgy has all the intellect
Of a bucket of dildoes.

Tripfags: 1
Anons: 0

Man we really went to town on these poor lil anons today

I have a folder of screencaps dedicated to D&E getting shit from other tripfriends.

please just tell me ty is alive and well

tell me he'll forgive me eventually

plz

>>1549156
what are you talking about?
he posts all the time.
tybrax is !WvWWh.l.CE after all

>>1549153
That read "I have almost no real life whatsoever" to me.

>>1549156
See >>1549163

Also look at the /lit/ archives

>>1549160
Tybrax formerly used that trip. He's allowed me to use it now.

Hello /Lit/, I am God.

I have lurked this board since it's inception, and I only have one observation:

Deep n Edgy is neither intelligent, nor has a vibrant personality.

So sayeth the Lord

>>1549168
Sure bro.

>>1549168
yeh and he won't even give my letters to ty

it's not fair

lovers aren't supposed to be so suddenly torn apart!

this isn't a tragedy it's fucking 4chan!

i just want him here

to talk about how his day went and tell me of the horrors he faces, as a truly ordinary person

>>1549170
I've heard people fart more intelligent things than D+E posts.

>>1549177
It's nothing personal. I just don't feel like getting involved in your tripfag drama.

>>1549177
>implying you aren't tybrax and JDsalinger

>implying the big 3 lit tripfags aren't same person who has no life

>>1549164

>>1549190
yeah yeah and i'm d&es repressed homo lust too

you're crackpot theories won't work on me

>>1549188
i respect that but i love him!

have you no soul?

As an someone whose chosen to remain anonymous on 4chan (and who once stepped to D&E), I feel compelled to say that I have the utmost respect for D&E. I am often in awe of the way he conducts himself and his intellect. D&E aspires me to read more and to work harder at comprehending the philosophy that interests me.

Oh, and the quote is fucking dead-on.

>>1549195
>repressed
more like "expressed:

>>1549190
>>implying you're not also me.

GET IN MAH BELLY.

>>1549197
we know it's you kid

just put your trip back on so we can leave

Yo, D&E, why did you just delete that post that you were praising yourself in?

>>1549197
I laughed.

>>1549105
hey stag

>>1549195
Nope.avi

>>1549215
I would never fuck you

>>1549216
you're a horrible, horrible friend!

>>1549220
when i want mediocre obscure new tripfags to respond to me ill ask for them

>>1549233  

>>1549220
i'm sry. ;-;

>>1549223
i mad

>>1549223
oh my

that hurt

i think i'm more famous than you at this point though

and certainly a greater personality

and i've been here for months

you're just unbecoming

>>1549190
It may have worked that way with all those drawfags on /v/, but tripfag conspiracies don't work here.

>>1549255

>>1549247
>i think i'm more famous than you at this point though
read as: I post more than you

>and certainly a greater personality
read as: people hate me more

>and i've been here for months
read as: Mommy, I'm an oldfag now!

>you're just unbecoming
read as: i mad & jelly

>>1549247
I relate to you to such an extent I can't help but nearly despise you.

>>1549223
sup

>>1549255
stay on /soc/ and gtfo here

>>1549255
>>1549257
oh god

you can't relate to me

you are the commons!

but still

you are welcome if you are here to do nothing but comfort me

i will learn to love you

>>1549260
>i will learn to love you entering me violently

>>1549259
If you'd like to be nasty, the least you could do (for hospitality's sake) is write me a nice limerick. Perhaps a few couplets with words easy to rhyme at the end. I don't know, do something interesting.

ITT: Tripfags suck each other off for seniority (not having anything better going on in their lives the longest) and being "known" (insecure enough to need a name on 4chan)

>>1549260
And you may have an apple martini if you like.

>>1549262
that was just crude

>>1549253
>assuming this was oreo

i think you're problem is that you're just boring

i think you hate my recent eclipsing you in status because you realize it is nothing but justified

enjoy your dull lives in what little ways you can my foolish friends

>>1549263
Already did that.
Here I will repost it and subsitute your name.

In a town named Joliet
An alcholic sat upon a toliet
His ass gaping wide
He felt something slipping inside
His heart was aflutter
Blood he began to sputter
He fell over dead
A snake crawled out of his head

>>1549268
Not Oreo.
But I'm so happy you acknowledge that I'd be a better tripfag than you as I've already stated.

>>1549274
Ah, lovely. Carry on then.

>>1549278
>"embrace it" defense
a child does this

i don't think you are a child

but you make yourself out as similar to one

>>1549268
that wasnt me. your whole thinking-its-funny-if-i-keep-saying-im-better-than-everyone shtick is getting old
go home

>>1549284
that shtick is not even mine

i would never claim to be better than another

that would be drab

like you

and i don't say that to be nasty

it's just true

i haven't seen you post but once or twice before

and you have nothing substantial to say...

>>1549282
a x does this

i don't think you are a x

but you make yourself out as similar to one

nice template
where'd you steal it from?

>>1549292
needs more rhyming

d&e is cool but the guy who posts the arcueid copypasta is cooler

>>1549296
sup arcuied brunsteid

>>1549295
i can't meet everyone's tastes at all times

but you are so civil

>>1549293
it is only mine

>>1549296
>>1549299
that makes no sense

"You are a (unusual adjective) person.

Of course, (unusual adjective) people only (pithy, ironic phrase).

That's why (dour rationale about how everyone's pals because of the above.)"

>>1549303
>mfw when fabulous doesn't know about the arcuid brunsteid tripfag

http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_Vutt8NC_lvNBe4jCamNjWseNQBY30JoTqv2h3HNoow5r2PInli
bcBmucJ9PWTVA6_Dd182D65EufttwAJS3O96xEXXyWog7XoJgdPVvtJwYULvqNZzTTfMsgZMar_yjGWvk-Ioy7bPLlFCo-1Bdfs_
tRp59mXA

>>1549310
Bravo.
Splendid analysis.

>>1549311
>>1549311
I know of it, the copypasta?

of modern warfare fame?

your little chat just made no sense

>>1549310
I wish my posts were that easy to categorize

but i'll save your small template

it'll greatly augment my ability to produce witty posts in the future

>>1549315
No I mean Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6
you twit

i am hoping to be able to de rail threads using only the filename alone

sort of like the
>rapierwitseries(#).jpg
thanks for this new tool

>>1549317
well of course i know of him

i was speaking with him only earlier

you give me so little credit anon

>>1549326

Hey buddy lol made you look you!

>>1549347
I don't know if that was clever of you

there are so few clever happenings nowadays

This is all of the cancer on /lit/ packed into one thread.

If I were a janitor this thread would be gone.

>>1549363
>>1549362
but this is /lit/...

I am so sorry guys
please forgive me ;_;

>>1549362
>he still says "cancer"

>>1549375
>he uses reaction images!

>>1549371
that wasn't funny with d&e

and it won't come close to working with me

my posts just cannot be replicated

>>1549386

man, stop pretending to use my trip

>>1549391
these escapades do nothing for no one

>>1549382
>he mad

If I said it any other way, you would have said u mad and committed an act of irony. I protected you from that. At least I acknowledge that 4chan is and always has been bad.

I have a fondness for willies. The phallic nature of the male organ reminds me of Wittgenstein's work on logical positivism.

>>1549393

Doing nothing is the solution for everything.

Let us return to the zero state
clean the slate
the thought makes me palpate

>>1549411
that was very dull

if you wish not to be known a dull person you should not say dull things

>>1549416
no, fuck that

trite is a better word

>>1549416

That was very droll.
I do not think you are a droll person but what you do make others think that.

In the future before you post again, ask yourself this question, "Does this statement portray me as a droll person?"

When in doubt, try to imitate me.
Even if it's but a pale shadow of my fabolousness, it'd still be better than what you are normally.

>>1549428
>>1549428
your commenting on my behavior does it no justice

>>1549432
There is no justice.
You have replied to my posts over 9,000 times in the last or two.

>>1549437
last hour or two
OH DEAR ME

>>1549437
clarify

>>1549439
well then i must say

my replies were given to a person

who may or may not have deserved them

>>1549454

herp a derp
llama llama
buffalo walrus grasshopper
raccoon squirrel skunk wolf

>>1549460
oh god

is this the effect my glittering conversation has on you all?

>145 posts and 24 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

I wonder how many of these trolled morons bothered to report this thread.

>>1549247

Gad, but I hate it when people post that pic because I can't look at the slut with "poke" written on her arse for more than about 20 seconds before my cock is in my hand. It's an illness.

>>1549463

Seven times the mizzen would galvanize the gizzard
Twice I would the whole thing but I didn't even
Days of yore sloughing about, trite ramblings collect
Bleed off the relic;Harvest the soul
Travesty afoot, belie the foam
darkened skies
feeble cries
we die

>>1549468
well at least the tripfags are good for something now, eh?

>>1549471
these are so flattering

but i am so tired now

i shall see you all in the morning

>>1549483
Fabolous confirmed for American or Canadian.
Makes perfect fucking sense.

/soc/ already has more posts in a month than /lit/ has in years
being social > reading

>>1549512
>years
/soc/ is /r9kb/. Of course it would have more posts than /lit/.

>>1549484
As an American, I hope he's Canadian.

>>1549512
/lit/ was like that for the first week or so but then everybody got bored with it I guess

i am an anonymous poster and we got owned in this thread. the war goes on but we lost this battle. we should regroup and think about our strategy

Is Deep Pan Edgy some kind of crusty pizza?

>>1549935
he certainly is cheesy

They turn the pepperoni of superior toppings into evil ingredients: pineapple chunks with ham is a Hawaiian, dry chicken bits and low grade barbeque sauce make a Barbeque Chicken Supreme, and so on.

/lit/ tripfags are really shity

I like D&E :)

>>1550016
You are D&E

mfw those bulky posts midway through are largely ignored and everyone continues to bicker senselessly because it amuses them and distracts them from their senselessly empty lives

>>1550023

> distracts them from their senselessly empty lives

y helo thar

>>1550023
The worst posts are the bulky ones. I took a look at them and all they are is long ways of writing "I don't like X".

>>1550427
pot, kettle

kettle, pot

>>1550431
I manage to convey this in a single sentence rather than a paragraph tho Fab. some folks might consider that a good thing

d&e is alright, after all we're all d&e's
and i never realized how we've steadily gathered all these tripfags...well off to the filter they go.

This board is officially unable to be salvaged.

>>1550573
well that's not entirely true

salvation happens on small levels

>>1550619
>170 posts and 27 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Look at this shit. Also fuck you for bumping this shitstain of a thread.

thread is so meta my head is exploding

>>1550632
It's a stagolee thread

had i not intervened

the thread probably would've been worse

>>1548339
I wouldn't take it too seriously

saged for posturing by idiots with fragile egos.

I wish D&E would pay attention to me. Every time he has quoted me in the fast I felt an exhilarating rush, and my cheeks turn a very rosy hue.

Oh, him.

>>1550648
and two threads from now you'll call him cancer and wonder to yourself how he lives on

>>1550660
Oh, that's simple. He lives on because D&E is not a man online. He's not even a human. He's the object of worship in a cult of personality. D&E is a boundless ego. D&E is no longer the ghost in his own machine, he's the opinions of every man, woman and child that contemplates his nature. And because of all this, he will never die until his memory is dead.

But none of that made much sense, I'll admit.

>>1550660
He's here all the time.

I wouldn't call what he does "living."

From what I've seen of D&E he does seem at times clever and well-read. That doesn't change the fact that he sages for no reason and makes perfunctory, obnoxious responses most of the other times. And if he is so opposed to the "disgusting, artificial, false levelling force of anonymity" then why does he spend hours upon hours on anonymous image boards?

captcha: neekshe gtu

Why do you get angry at people saging?

i liked D&E until i saw how fat he was

why did you have to be fat

whyyyyyy

>>1550741
he's fat?

>>1550741
Source that claim, please.

I'll probably still masturbate to it.

>>1550795
so fat

>>1550806
>progress.jpg
d'aww

I havent made up my mind about D&E yet. I've seen him post for about 8 months, but haven't decided. He can be pompous and a jerk, but seems well-read.

>>1550806
And so it has come to this, D&E posting his own vanity shots on /lit/.

>>1550839
Newfag.

>>1550839
those have been floating around forever

>>1550806

That's not you.

>>1550863
proof?

i do have my suspicions