/lit/ - Literature

Stephen Daedalus. Well, shit.

Elizabeth Bennete

>mahnigga.jpg

Micheal Cera is now part of a failing gay marriage, having a gay affair with a frog-man.

>>1545618
That actually makes some sense.

Satan.....Michael Cera is a French Satan.....

If he becomes Michael Cera, than he is Michael Cera, with his body, mind and soul, whatever definition for any of those you have. And by that, I assume that he has also taken Michael Cera's memory and life as his own. Being very deterministic here, it would probably have no effect.

If this magical proposition implies a retroactive consequence of change to the book in case, to fit in this young actor from the 21st century, then I'd say the very existence of the book could be changed. I don't see the last book that I've read existing if the main character was Michael Cera. If it did, it would probably not be as successful as it is now and I wouldn't have known it to read it.

The last book that I read is not relevant to this thread.

OP makes no sense.

>>1545632
Some, the sad part is I can actually see a Hollywood adaptation with Cera playing him. Playing him poorly.

>Yossarian

Did you know that the word for the dead souls on Pac-Man used to be "monsters", but because of the flicker on the Atari 2600 they called them "ghosts"?
...
I'll leave you alone forever now.

He could work as Nick Carraway but Gatsby will always be pic related in my mind.

>>1545645
Maybe in ten years.
Then it would only be terrible instead of horrendously, mind-rendingly retarded.

>>1545647
No, JoGo is Gatsby.
No matter what.

Last book was 'devil in the white city'.

So Michael Cera is a serial killer preying on the Chicago Worlds Fair?

mitebkewl

Quasimodo is suddenly more sympathetic and my level of interest drops to zero.

Paul Morel from Sons and Lovers (if you wanna call him the main character, though maybe the main character is his mother fuck man I don't know I never studied this shit)

Anyway... he was kinda almost Cera as is, so whatevs.

SUSAN CALVIN, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm not sure there even is another human being on earth beta enough to play Sammy Clay to Michael Cera's Joe Kavalier. Maybe if Jesse Eisenberg has a brother with a crippling stutter and no control over his own bladder

"uh, ok... you guys like... stole the tapestry from Redwall Abbey but uh... ok, if that's cool with you that's cool... ok"

Michael Cera is now Oliver Twist.
Same body shape.

Michael Cera is now John the Savage from Brave New World

.... We could make this work

Hester Prynne.
Hmm...

>>1545637

OP here. Then let's just say the main character has the apparence and attitude of Michael Cera

Everyone is happy now (or not... or not.)

I think Michael Cera starring in A Raisin in the Sun was already a gag on Strangers with Candy

>Huckleberry Finn

Estraven or Genry Ai

If Estraven, oh my.

Michael Cera in The Stranger... what have you done?

Part One
-------------
I
Mother died today. Or, maybe, it was yesterday; I can't remember. What do you think I should do? I want to go to her funeral, but I just knocked up my best friend.

II
Anyhow, by eaving Marie had forgotten all about it. The film was funny in parts, but some of it was downright stupid. She pressed her leg against mine while we were in the picture house, and I was fondling her breast. Toward the end of the show I kissed her, but rather clumsily.. Afterward she came back with me to my place.
When I woke up Marie had gone. She had left a note which read, "Whatever, its not like the sex was your idea anyway."

Kafka Tamura :/

I read Alone in Berlin last.

So Michael Cera is living in Nazi-era Berlin, and ends up getting arrested, interrogated and tortured by a Gestapo officer, repeatedly gets the shit kicked out of him by the SS, spends a long time in solitary confinement on death row and ends up being beheaded.

I'm okay with this.

>>1545969

the image that post painted in my mind made my fucking day. Thanks anon.

Dunstan Ramsay from Fifth Business

>works perfectly

Michael Cera is Captain Ahab.

Not even trollan, that's the last book I read.

Flow My Tear, the Policeman Said has just acquired the full cast of Arrested Development. And I'm not entirely convinced that it's a bad thing.

>>1546029
Goddamn motherfucking missed letters. Fuck.

Micheal Cera is oliver twist... I don't think so.

>Kilgore Trout
>Mfw

Michael Cera is Prince Myshkin. Interesting...

Micheal Cera is now the star of Michael Connelly's The Lincoln Lawyer? So long Matthew McConaughey.

Leto Atreides

>I have just stopped reading and thrown my book into the fireplace

>>1546066
>twitching, anxious, fainting idiot with a bizarre mix of upbeat and lamely downtrodden attitude.
It's less horrifying than having him in the last book I read, "Cock & Bull" by Will Self. He'd either be the husband of the girl who grows a dick or a guy who grows a vagina.

Michael Cera is now Othello.

It's not like I meant to kill Desdemona, she was just... cheating on me... and I....

>>1545645
>John

Michael Cera giving Churchill's speeches.

Soak that up.

Michael Cera and Laurent have an illicit love affair, kill Cera's husband on a boat then try to live down the guilt but are unable to

lol'd

>Houlden Caulfield played by Michael Cera

Coming soon to a theater near you, the smash comedy movie of the year: Catcher in the Rye

Billy Pilgrim? My worst fears are coming true! Although I could really see him awkwardly making his way through the World War II parts.

>>1545958
he's not manly enough to be Genry
Estraven... well it makes sense

Michael Cera as Anna Karenina.
Please no!

Michael Cera as Norman, the older-middle-aged protag of Michael Crichton's "Sphere". Could be worse I suppose.

Micheal Cera as a struggling, Lithuanian immigrant trying to keep his family afloat while working in Chicago's meat packing industry?

Hahah Oh wow.

Do biographies count? A Movable Feast, Hemingway is now Cera.... nothing changes

Atlas Shrugged.

>Michael Cera
>Doc from Cannery Row

>my face

>The Tin Drummer

I_dont_think_so_Tim.jpeg

Jason Taverner
fuck no.

Micheal Cera is now Joseph K.

...shit. I smell a remake.

Hank Morgan from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

Well.. He dies being burnt at the stake.


I lol'd.

>>1546122

I just threw up in my mouth there a little bit.

Michael Cera is Jonathan Harker... Heh.

cera is now lyra silvertongue

oh lol

i wonder how will will feel about that

>>1546575
fund it

(couldn't be worse than the actual movie)

>>1546586

i haven't seen it, is it retarded?

>>1546589
Yeah. It was really, really bad. I don't really remember any specifics - as I recall it was just really fucking poorly acted, no one took it seriously, just terrible. Honestly one of the least enjoyable movies I've seen.

>>1546595

that sucks :( the three novels are easily some of my favourite books, shame they would butcher it like that

I could see it. Judd Apatow presents: Three Men in a Boat. Jonah Hill could play Harris and Christopher Mintz-Plasse could be George, though the character might need some retooling. This would sell.

Quotations From Chairman Mao

So, Michael Cera as a Stalinist dictator. I wonder how that would've played out.

Currently reading : Queer - Burroughs
Last read : No Longer Human - Dazai

Michael Cera is Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold in the book Columbine.

Michael Cera as a toon leader in battle school? Something tells me he wouldn't have been very successful.