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I've read the Greeks. I've studied the Romans. I know Plato, I know Homer, I know Virgil and Ovid and Thucydides and Herodotus and Plutarch and a hundred more. I learned Greek (Homeric, Koine, and modern, it took me 2 years) and Latin (4 months). I am fully aware of the secret codes contained within Virgil's Aeneid. I have familiarized myself with the eastern philosophers. I know Chuang Tzu. I know Confucius. I learned the history of Christianity and for 7 months sat at my desk every night reading nothing but the New Testament. I've read Dante and Milton. I've read every single word Shakespeare wrote. I've read Tolstoy, in Russian and English. I've read the English in Russian, just to test my skills. I've read Dostoevsky. I know theory. I am well-versed in the art of metafiction. I'm six levels deep, motherfucker. I've read more books than you've taken dicks up the ass. Yeah, I'm redpilled. I am a man who has never known the taste of fluoride. I turned schizoposting into a professional sport. And lastly, yes, I'm still a racist. If you don't like it get the fuck off my website.

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>>15417065
astoundingly based

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>>15417065
Charls?

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B A S E D
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>> No.15417145

Some of us are still Marxists, you know

>> No.15417171

>>15417065
Further proof that reading does not a wise man make. Some are simply doomed to ignorance in their bigoted ways.

>> No.15417175

>>15417171
that's right Jane (John)

>> No.15417178

So is this board just "YASS QUEEN SLAY" for freshman reactionaries?

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>>15417065
Based.

>> No.15417194

>>15417171
b8

>> No.15417801

>>15417065
But, are you happy?

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>>15417065
Proceed with the Portuguese

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>>15417065

That’s great, but can you read between the lines of what you’re saying?

>> No.15417851

>>15417178
Bet this hit a bit close to home for a few redditors here

>> No.15417910

>>15417145
kek

>> No.15417937

>>15417178
what do these three word mean?

>> No.15417956

>>15417065
have sex

>> No.15418525

>>15417065
If true than keep it up man your doing great.

>> No.15418569

>>15417065
Clearly none of those books managed to quench your thirst for human attention,

>> No.15418630

i've been to italy i've been to france

>> No.15418717

>>15417133
What the fuck is in his damned armoire back there? His shelves are filthy. And unorganized. Fuck this mess, tell me why? ==

>> No.15418727

>>15418717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXK5kgiUyFo

>> No.15419135

>>15417171
Based

>> No.15419163

>>15417065
>he skipped the egyptians and mesopotamians

>> No.15420079

are you a magician

>> No.15420107

>>15417065
Absolutely on the right track

>> No.15420455

>>15417065
Ready Pseud One

>> No.15420475

>>15417065
>Thinks his stack is impressive
>Hasn't read Rowling
Holly cringe mugglenigger

>> No.15420527

>>15417065
holy fucking BASED

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Greetings brother

>> No.15420557

>>15417065
>I've read more books than you've taken dicks up the ass
So you've read over 0 books. I have to hand it to you, you're already doing better than most High School graduates.

>> No.15421962

>>15417816
I've been reading Lusiadas, it's pretty good

>> No.15422220

>>15417178
>YASS QUEEN SLAY
After all these years I still don't know what that is about.
I infer it's some sort of power-girl thing for negresses but is it the whole meme?

>> No.15422306

>>15417065
how do I achieve his level?