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The Fine Print !!Y44T4hJWKx8 Wed Feb 9 23:08:42 2011 No.1539845 [Reply] [Original]

While browsing the many vaulted aisles of you library, you feel a tap upon your shoulder. When you look up, you see a face that takes you a second to recognize, despite it's familiarity. You see your father, who has many years on you (in age as well as taste), and in his hand is a book. As you open your mouth to comment, He puts the book in your hands and simply says, "I think you'll like this." He then turns without another word and heads down the aisle, opposite the way he came, and leaves. As you gaze upon the book you see, in impressed silver letters, "Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000".

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 23:12:42 2011 No.1539861 I'd have a seizure and die. http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/02/obit.jett.travolta/

>>	Tofu !s7vSX9lhAI Wed Feb 9 23:15:42 2011 No.1539868 Ask him where he was when I was taking care of mom.

>>	Virginia W00F !!GThm5VqxqDi Wed Feb 9 23:15:42 2011 No.1539870 I'd just think "yeah...that sounds about right" and so then a scientologist.

>>	The Fine Print !!Y44T4hJWKx8 Wed Feb 9 23:31:42 2011 No.1539913 "and so then a scientologist." What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 23:33:42 2011 No.1539923 hahaha my dad can't read

>>	d4rk000kingof/mu/ !!TlP6M7PkNVH Wed Feb 9 23:34:42 2011 No.1539924 Punch him in the mouth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 23:36:42 2011 No.1539929 I'm extremely skeptical as to why it would take a second to recognize my own father...

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 23:37:42 2011 No.1539931 Smack him in the head with the book, and then loot his wallet while he's unconscious. Fucker owes me and my mom thousands in unpaid child support.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 23:39:42 2011 No.1539936 I would wonder why in the hell he's giving me this book for a second time.

>>	Virginia W00F !!GThm5VqxqDi Wed Feb 9 23:39:42 2011 No.1539939 File: 26 KB, 205x205, 1292344680047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1539913

>>	JDSalinger !WvWWh.l.CE Wed Feb 9 23:43:42 2011 No.1539956 DAD WHY ARE YOU CRYING ;-;

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 23:43:42 2011 No.1539958 How can I know that he left opposite the way that he came when apparently I didn't see him approach?

>>	The Fine Print !!Y44T4hJWKx8 Wed Feb 9 23:44:42 2011 No.1539961 File: 132 KB, 283x424, QuestionMarkFace.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1539939 ???

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 23:44:42 2011 No.1539959 >>1539936 alzheimers.

>>	The Fine Print !!Y44T4hJWKx8 Wed Feb 9 23:45:42 2011 No.1539965 >>1539958 By the side of you he was standing on. Stop trying to ruin the illusion.

>>	JDSalinger !WvWWh.l.CE Wed Feb 9 23:48:42 2011 No.1539977 >>1539965 AHA. So you admit it's only an illusion.

>>	The Fine Print !!Y44T4hJWKx8 Wed Feb 9 23:51:42 2011 No.1539990 >>1539977 Indeed, for while this is an illusion, the reality is that you have been bedridden for years. You were diagnosed with a rare genetic anomaly that causes you relive you past from 60 years ago.

>>	Virginia W00F !!GThm5VqxqDi Wed Feb 9 23:51:42 2011 No.1539992 File: 107 KB, 311x311, 1296738492380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1539961

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 23:52:42 2011 No.1539994 >>1539977 Fuck. Just when I was ready to hug the ghost of my father who had supposedly died 6 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 23:54:42 2011 No.1539998 >>1539990 and you are 55 years old at the time of the vision. What was it that you saw!?

>>	JDSalinger !WvWWh.l.CE Wed Feb 9 23:54:42 2011 No.1539999 File: 268 KB, 643x346, 1295935014972.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1539990

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 23:55:42 2011 No.1540004 >>1539999 horey shet you got quads

>>	The Fine Print !!Y44T4hJWKx8 Wed Feb 9 23:56:42 2011 No.1540007 File: 15 KB, 400x300, falloutboy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1539992 Not really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 23:59:42 2011 No.1540015 >>1540007 If you weren't new, you'd know it's always a bad idea to respond to Woolf or any other tripfag on this board.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 00:01:42 2011 No.1540021 >>1539992 why don't you try explaining yourself. posting incoherent shit for the sake of posting incoherent shit is the most boring thing in the world.

>>	JDSalinger !WvWWh.l.CE Thu Feb 10 00:01:42 2011 No.1540020 >>1540015 butthatswrongyoufuckingidiot.jpeg

>>	Virginia W00F !!GThm5VqxqDi Thu Feb 10 00:04:42 2011 No.1540028 >>1540020 WORD >>1540015 umm there's no L dummy >>1540021 It has words and a picture. >>1540004 bro he got a 666 earlier. He's "the one".

>>	The Fine Print !!Y44T4hJWKx8 Thu Feb 10 00:05:42 2011 No.1540031 >>1540021 Explain what? I do not understand why he posted this face >>1539939 . The expression displays smugness and an "Of course I caught you." attitude. I just simply do not understand.

>>	JDSalinger !WvWWh.l.CE Thu Feb 10 00:08:42 2011 No.1540046 File: 29 KB, 400x497, 1290221923514.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1540028 There's also 0's and not O's!

>>	Virginia W00F !!GThm5VqxqDi Thu Feb 10 00:11:42 2011 No.1540054 >>1540046 Yeah but we gotta let 'em take baby steps. Not everyone learns as quickly as you. You're different from them, y'know.

>>	JDSalinger !WvWWh.l.CE Thu Feb 10 00:17:42 2011 No.1540072 File: 75 KB, 622x622, cover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1540054 Not everyone can be special, and awesome tripfags like us, I guess. We've been blessed with the gift of intellect.

>>	The Fine Print !!Y44T4hJWKx8 Thu Feb 10 00:19:42 2011 No.1540079 I didn't want a trip-fag circle jerk, man. >>1540072 >>1540046 >>1540054

>>	JDSalinger !WvWWh.l.CE Thu Feb 10 00:22:42 2011 No.1540091 File: 40 KB, 345x307, 1290229540963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1540079 You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you'll find, you get what you need.

>>	The Fine Print !!Y44T4hJWKx8 Thu Feb 10 00:24:42 2011 No.1540100 >>1540091 Aw no fair man. NO fair. I love that movie so much dude.

>>	JDSalinger !WvWWh.l.CE Thu Feb 10 00:25:42 2011 No.1540106 >>1540100 Me too. I've got it on VHS. I think I might watch it later. Y'know. On VHS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 00:26:42 2011 No.1540110 >>1540091 >mfw he pulled the milo and otis card

>>	Virginia W00F !!GThm5VqxqDi Thu Feb 10 00:26:42 2011 No.1540113 >>1540079 Shoulda found a different board I guess LAWL

>>	The Fine Print !!Y44T4hJWKx8 Thu Feb 10 00:27:42 2011 No.1540120 >>1540106 Fuck you dude. I have it on VHS too. Well, I did, before my little brother tore the tape out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 00:27:42 2011 No.1540121 File: 77 KB, 640x480, v00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tripfags pic related.

>>	Virginia W00F !!GThm5VqxqDi Thu Feb 10 00:28:42 2011 No.1540127 >>1540091 AW SHIT SON Gonna take a walk outside today Gonna see what we can find today

>>	JDSalinger !WvWWh.l.CE Thu Feb 10 00:31:42 2011 No.1540142 >>1540127 FUCK, W00F. NOW I HAVE TO WATCH IT. (on y'know. VHS.)

>>	JDSalinger !WvWWh.l.CE Thu Feb 10 00:37:42 2011 No.1540161 File: 58 KB, 375x375, 1278343967330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You are now aware that the actors playing Milo and Otis have both been dead for ten to twenty years now.

>>	Virginia W00F !!GThm5VqxqDi Thu Feb 10 00:42:42 2011 No.1540178 >>1540142 Look, don't apologize when I tell you this because you've developed this habit of apologizing, but I prefer, in this order, 1. Vdubby 2. VW 3. Virdubs

>>	Virginia W00F !!GThm5VqxqDi Thu Feb 10 00:43:42 2011 No.1540180 >>1540161 Also they went through a shit ton of Milos in the filming process.

>>	JDSalinger !WvWWh.l.CE Thu Feb 10 00:45:42 2011 No.1540185 >>1540178 I always apologize. We're too polite where I'm from.

>>	Virginia W00F !!GThm5VqxqDi Thu Feb 10 00:53:42 2011 No.1540205 >>1540185 Does this mean you're from Japan or the American Midwest?

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