/lit/ - Literature

>>15367754
childbirthers, you don't need a book for that

>>15367754
A body like that is made for something... anyone got an idea of what she was made for?

>>15367764

Calamity

>>15367764
putting on clothing to cover her disgusting body

>>15367757
Men are childbirthers as well then retard

>>15367764
made for having babies

>>15367754
Kewt feet

>>15367764
childbirth

>>15367764
fuckin'

The Buddhist nun known as Ryonen was born in 1797. She was a granddaughter of the famous Japanese warrior Shingen. Her poetical genius and alluring beauty were such that at seventeen she was serving the empress as one of the ladies of the court. Even at such a youthful age fame awaited her.

The beloved empress died suddenly and Ryonen's hopeful dreams vanished. She became acutely aware of the impermanency of life in this world. It was then that she desired to study Zen.

Her relatives disagreed, however, and practically forced her into marriage. With a promise that she might become a nun after she had borne three children, Ryonen assented. Before she was twenty-five she had accomplished this condition. Then her husband and relatives could no longer dissuade her from her desire. She shaved her head, took the name of Ryonen, which means to realize clearly, and started on her pilgrimage.

She came to the city of Edo and asked Tetsugyu to accept her as a disciple. At one glance the master rejected her because she was too beautiful.

Ryonen then went to another master, Hakuo. Hakuo refused her for the same reason, saying that her beauty would only make trouble.

Ryonen obtained a hot iron and placed it against her face. In a few moments her beauty had vanished forever.

Hakuo then accepted her as a disciple.

Commemorating this occasion, Ryonen wrote a poem on the back of a little mirror:

In the service of my Empress I burned incense to
perfume my exquisite clothes
Now as a homeless mendicant I burn my face to
enter a Zen temple.

When Ryonen was about to pass from this world, she wrote another poem:

Sixty-six times have these eyes beheld the changing
scene of autumn
I have said enough about moonlight,
Ask no more.
Only listen to the voice of pines and cedars when no
wind stirs.

>>15367754
I feel like I can smell this image.

>>15367754
My gf has the same body

>>15367813
I can smell the residue of the pizza I ate earlier today.
So OP's post was presented in Smell-O-Vision(tm) to me.

>>15367823
your gf is fat lol

>>15367835
Yeah.

>>15367839
And?

>>15367835
Who doesnt like a woman with some meat on them? Op's pic isnt fat, she has a healthy amount of meat. Idk about you, but I wouldnt want to fuck a flatchested skeleton

>>15367841
She's fat lol (don't tell her I said that).

>>15367841
Nothing.

>>15367839
>>15367841
>>15367842
You're an enabler. Tell her to put the pizza down and hit the gym lol

>>15367871
Nah.

>>15367878
Then your gf will remain fat and is likely to get fatter in the future lol

>>15367881
what's more /lit/ than a fat gf?

>>15367881
Nah dude, I have absolute dominion over her. If I wanted her thinner, she'd be thinner.

>>15367754
On Women by Schoopy

>>15367892
>>15367894
im beginning to think you dont actually have a gf lol

>>15367902
im beginning to think you dont actually know an alpha when he addresses you. My gf knows her looks are allowed based on my approval, not my fault if that type of respect is alien to you.

>>15367895
Stop this senseless meme. The man knew little of what he wrote of

>>15367764
a Japanese whaling harpoon

>Greasy ass pizza
Absolutely disgusting. Not sure why thots think shit like this is hot.

>>15367932
they dont think its hot, their boyfriends do and nag them into posing for photos

>>15367915
you sound mad lol

>>15367950
>>15367932
I'd rail her on the box while we were both enjoying a slice, the scent of our sexual fluids comingling with wafting grease.

>>15367955
You sound like your balls haven't dropped.