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You spent all this time in the library getting mental gains, but in truth the girls only care how much you bench /lit/tards.

>You speak 2 different languages.
I bench 2 pl8 for warm-up.
>You been trying to bag that Stacy for months now.
I just flexed a cep' and her panties were already on the ground.
>Have to apply for many scholarships with muh 4.0 gpa and in the Honors Society.
I got Division 1 scouts sucking my dick to play college football at their school.

Just admit it. Being a strong, athletic alpha is better than being some beta bookworm.

>> No.15306

>>15259
This is why /fit/ gets laid all the time
no wait, i mean this doesnt explain why /fit/ is /r9k-light/ with more steroids

>inb4 faceheightframe guy shows up

>> No.15342

>>15259
>those puny wrists/forearms

kek this wannabe chad has the FACE but not the FRAME

>> No.15365

>>15259
>flexed a cep
anon I really really like this meme, mind if I use it?

>> No.15540

>>15365
sure

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>>15342
You're retarded.

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>>15259
i absolutely love flex a 'cep

>> No.15951

>>15259

When I was in high school a couple years ago, it was actually the chads that are the smart people. they got the height face frame and a 3.8 unweighted GPA taking all the AP classes they can fit in their schedule. they eventually went to the top schools in the nation like Yale, MIT UCLA and such.

>> No.16020

>>15306
>tfw the /lit/ nerds actually took the bait