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15331389 No.15331389 [Reply] [Original]

The following image after yours is the bases of a short story you're gonna write.
have fun

>> No.15331393

>>15331389
No it's not

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>>15331389
i'll post mine here:

that pig done stopped a captive bolt pistol with his mind, his reward will be gore nonetheless. look at him die, he done shitted on his nuts OH NO NO NO NO NO

t. master poet

okay now go

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Eh I'll play ball

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>> No.15331417

>>15331400
This is gonna be hard considering I don't like romance and can't understand gays

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>>15331389

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>> No.15331698

>>15331389
is this about shooting capitalists

>> No.15331705

>>15331698
Jews hate pork though

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>> No.15331757

This is just a thread for retards to share random pictures, move this shit to /b/.

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>>15331389
>Brother, would you spare me your oats?

>No


>These are MY oats, brother. You must gather your own.

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>> No.15331835

>>15331757
>practicing creative writing is not /lit/
You're a special type of fag.

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>> No.15332053

>>15331851
Fries beyond measure within reach but alas all the beauty of a Greek God could not obtain them; the mortals are unconcerned with aesthetics, love, or poetry, all they desire is wealth to which they are beholden.

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>> No.15332073

>>15332053
thank you and god bless

>> No.15332086

Hahah
Pig go boom

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>>15332086
THERE’S MORE!

>> No.15332261

>>15331410
True if you're a friendless isolated goofball, but plenty of men and women don't have any meaningful relationships before 23.

>> No.15332292

>>15332261
people who are still virgins by 25 typically stay virgins into their 40s

>> No.15332298

>>15332292
This isn't true.

>> No.15332305

>>15332298
Yes it is
I've seen the data

I wish you all the best nonetheless, the fact that this is true for 99% if cases doesn't mean you can't make it!

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>>15331397

This reminds me of a Philip K Dick novel called THE MAN WHOSE TEETH WERE ALL EXACTLY ALIKE.

I haven't read it and it probably isn't very good but I always thought the title was great. (PKD has loads of great titles, the best being of course FLOW MY TEARS THE POLICEMAN SAID).

Anyway, here's a picture that would make a good short story:

>> No.15332529

>>15331416
The perro
He bent down to caca
Yes
YES
The caca is out

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>> No.15333451

>>15332415
>Pic
Probably something OldBoy-esque, except with gay twinks instead of brother-sister romance.
Fund it.

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>> No.15334664

>>15331410
Being a college football fan and having spent time with several athletes and cheerleaders in school, it's bizarre to me how much you guys fetishize sports.
You don't have to play sports to be in great shape and get laid as often as you like. Amateur sports and competitions like cheerleading are huge time sinks with few external benefits. Being a good quarterback isn't particularly different from being really good at tetris. It's a hobby (and a great way to fuck up your hands). Other people may wander by and say "wow you're really good", but 99% of the time you're training or recovering by yourself.
"I am not and can never be Tom Brady, so why do anything" is mere laziness. Find your own hobby.

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>>15334664

>> No.15334736

>>15334719
This is kkinda the future I want ngl

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>>15333467
Why not post the full image?

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>> No.15334840

>>15334719
I don't know about liberals, but it's clearly the future that the artist jerks off to.
Black leather-clad dominatrices are a sexual fantasy, not a political symbol.

>> No.15335020

>>15331410
Wow whoever wrote that must be really hurt. Yeah he has a point but to assume that normal people get everything handed to them with no struggle is cringe.

Let's not forget that the success of others doesn't take away the success of our own nor does it limit the imaginary "supply of happiness".

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>>15331389

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Claude Monet

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>> No.15335083

>>15335033
Claude Monet

>> No.15335440

>>15334547
Thanks for the new wallpaper friend