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oh hey look at me im such a fucking slob, im dumb, doing a degree i hate, has poor job prospects and i leave shit to the last minute. but at least im a cool guy so i have facebook and loads a friends fkjmnopewpifwhfewpfpw

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>>1532514

how is that relevant? lol

>>1532518

It's relevant in that I want to set you on fire.

>>1532518
why dont you go get pissed with your friends and appreciate them you slimy fuck?

>>1532517
>>1532514

Well how do you bros network?

>>1532534

for real dudes.

I was just asking if you guys experience writer's block. When I do, I just browse 4chan and Fbook until an idea comes to me. Usually my best work is lat minute.

>>1532514
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>>1532514

Fucking this!

Facebook is for disingenuous potato mashing troglodytes. You sound like the most vacuous undergrad on the planet OP. You are the reason Bachelor degrees are worth so little on the job market.

>>1532534
it isnt banned in china? i dont really ever want to network just want a bff ;(

Guys I just want some advice, why are you being so mean to me?

>>1532544
wow i take my trip off for an hour and a half..... hypocrites the lot of you.

>>1532534
>>1532534

>Well how do you bros network?

IN PERSON OR ON THE FUCKING PHONE.

PROTIP: HUMAN FRIENDSHIP EXISTED BEFORE FACEBOOK... YOU STUPID CUNT

>>1532552
Fucking kill yourself and never come back you god damn whiny bitch.

>>1532546
Yeah I knew it was you. When I read your posts I can just hear this whiny Scottish accent. I imagine you sound like dat bitch from Camera Obscura, but a bit more like a boy.

Anyway yeah it's blocked but I have a way around it.

I find fbook to be incredibly useful. Always have.

>>1532550

Good. Let the butthurt flow. Feel the anger swell up inside you.

Feel it inside you. OOOHHH YEEAA FEEL THAT SHIT INSIDE YOU.

CAME IN YOUR ASS BRO. U MAD?

>>1532572
>u mad
Jesus, you're an immature moron. Got back to >>>/b/, that's usually where the teenagers hang out.

>>1532547


I'm the true OP you imposter.

btw- fuck you guys.

are you in college? if so then stop being afucking hypocrite.

>>1532540

I'm the true OP you imposter.

btw- fuck you guys.

are you in college? if so then stop being afucking hypocrite.

>>1532550
I used facebook to find out where I should be to see a lot of friends, brah. also who was going to be where. Also to make sure everyone who should be invited to whatever was invited to whatever. It's easier. Also you can check out pics of your friends and of yourself. It's all chill.

>>1532590

I'm the true OP you imposter.

btw- fuck you guys.

are you in college? if so then stop being afucking hypocrite.

>>1532587
>implying I have friends

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>>1532587

THANK YOU

Btw- I smell a troll.

bunp

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I don't have writer's block. I have a mortgage.

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procrastinating homework is not "writer's block"

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jesus christ. this thread is full of shitards

op, to answer your question write through it. the paper will seem like shit, but keep on writing. then edit the fuck out of it.

5 page paper due wed: big fucking deal, you have plenty of time to get it done. i used to write those papers the night before, and still have time to sleep.

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