/lit/ - Literature

He an author?

Where does he stand on the JQ?

>>15304556
>tfw same as me
>tfw I would be more if not for my borderline retarded spatial intelligence due to dyspraxia
feels bad man

>>15304556
I would have guessed like 115, he probably acts sort of dumb to be more likeable though

>>15304556
>The Demo IQ Test is offered free of charge, the Certified IQ Test Results cost $19.99
its just kike bullshit. nothing to see here.

>>15304556
I foresee a lot of seething in this thread. Luckily I'm in the 135-140 range so my ego remains entact :)

>>15304556
so fake

>>15304556
>mfw joe "fuck a stool" rogan is smarter than me\

damn bros what do

>>15304581
IQ doesn’t matter dipshit, its pattern recognition. :P

>>15304568
I had mine done a few years ago in college because the Disability Resource Center flagged me after tanking a whole semester of courses. I only scored two points higher than Joe Rogan. I don't know what's worse missing 130 by one point or this fucking God damned horse shit.

>>15304556
/lit/ - e-celeb IQs

>>15304568
>dyspraxia
does that make it hard to use the computer? what difficulties do you have from it. pardon my ignorance

>>15304581
>I foresee a lot of seething in this thread. Luckily I'm in the 135-140 range so my ego remains entact :)
oh its funny you should say that because my IQ is 141-150 so suck my ass faggot

>>15304568
Mine was the exact opposite. Dismally above average in most catagories and almost max value for spacial intellegence.

>>15304607
Woeful spatial awareness and hand eye co-ordination basically. In practical terms, I'm very clumsy, my handwriting is awful, and I play sports and video games like a fucking retard. It also affects organization and memory too so my room is a mess and I keep forgetting to clean it.

>>15304579
Tell me an IQ test you would believe the results of
>inb4 none
>implying you don't flaunt your IQ despite it only coming from an online test

>>15304556
Shit, 2 points below me. The question is: did he do the test while on DMT?

>>15304592
>IQ doesn’t matter dipshit, its pattern recognition.
Yeah, and intellect is pattern recognition. If you see IQ tests and think "uuuuh it's just shapes lol?" you're probably low IQ.

>>15304556
so a literal midwit

>>15304556
probably a big blow to people who base their self-worth on their meme number, unfortunately

>>15304556
>google the test he took
>answer all 20 questions because I need to mog Joe Rogan
>Have you pay to get your results
This dude paid $19.99 to be told he's a midwit

>>15304556
>Spatial-reasoning and pattern recognition tests give me midwit 125
>language heavy and verbal linguistic IQ test are 143-151
Am I one of them idiot savants? Should i start writing poetry stat?

>>15304683
If you have to ask then the answer's no.

Alright, report in
1. have you ever taken an actual in-person IQ test by a licensed psychologist?
2. How old were you when you did it? (this matters a lot)
3. what was it?

>yes
>19
>141

Imagine caring about useless numbers

>>15304661
Why? Is Joe Rogan supposed to be stupid? He's a self-made millionaire. You don't actually think the persona he puts up on his show is real, do you? He's probably a sociopath playing the "relatable average Joe" character.

>>15304715
cope

>>15304683
>idiot savants
you're one of these things. care to guess which?

>>15304719
no, i agree with you. i'm simply saying that the average person here probably sees themselves as being above joe intellectually, so now they must cope

>>15304625
Is this a mental illness or retardation or something else? You probably get asked this a lot but is there any way to make it better with practice or physical therapy?

>>15304581
>muh IQ
Imagine this being your only vindication in life. Your brain will rot all the same, your fruits should be what give you worth, not a number

>>15304719
Joe Rogan is an FBI informant. That's how he fails upward and stays connected.

>>15304713
>1. have you ever taken an actual in-person IQ test by a licensed psychologist?
no
>2. How old were you when you did it? (this matters a lot)
>3. what was it?

>>15304556
>IQ
Imagine believing in pseudoscience

>>15304563
He fucking destroyed the whole idea of "Noah's Ark" in one of his routines. Good shit.

Tbh Rogan is actually pretty sharp. An asshole who makes me cringe from time to time, but definitely not an idiot.

>>15304771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnVHnfw_OH8

link if anyone's interested

Lmao @ online tests and all the faggot that consider them.
If you pay for an online IQ test you must be under the 85 quotient.

>>15304749
It's a developmental disorder akin to dyslexia. Practice does improve it but not to the extent where I would be on the level of a normal person.

>>15304581
>entact
lol the 140 IQ genius who can't spell

>>15304771
Aren't you cool

>>15304750
this.

the most high iq man in the world works as a bouncer for night clubs for a living.

>>15304796
t. shlomo

>>15304568
God I hate dyspraxia. It's like a sick joke.

>>15304801
yeah but that guy is such a little bitch emotionally, literally the equivalent of 'you guys just don't get it, you're too dumb, i'm gonna retreat from the world now and live on a faaarm'

meanwhile the other most high iq man in the world works as a math professor at UCLA. go figure.

>>15304556
If you like Joe Rogan, you are a midwit and you have a chode.

>>15304827

>>15304630
whichever one isnt being shilled by ecelebs

>>15304801
>the most high iq man in the world works as a bouncer for night clubs for a living
The fact that you believe that (namely, Langan crackpottery) only proves your embarrassingly low IQ.

>>15304836
It's a fact.

>>15304824
>>15304801
Conjecture.

>>15304784
getting some douche chills on this, maybe it's just showing its age

>>15304556
What book is this in reference to, you fucking phoneposting /pol/ refugee

It would be better if people weren't allowed to know their IQ. People need to stop obsessing over their number and the numbers of others. By their fruits you shall know them etc.

>>15304840
>The fact that you believe that (namely, Langan crackpottery) only proves your embarrassingly low IQ

>>15304849
It's pretty revealing how few people are pointing out that this thread is hardly related to literature. Makes you wonder how many posers hang out on the literature board because they think reading makes them look "high IQ"

>>15304854
it would be better if you weren't allowed to post but such is the price of freedom

>>15304854
You are a midwit and have a chode.

>>15304860
what made you mad?

>>15304844
i'm >>15304824. what's conjecture? i was repudiating the idea that meme man langan is le secret misunderstood genius with my second sentence.

>>15304848
Comedy ages like milk. It's a fact of life. Still a solid bit, regardless.

>>15304863
The fact that you are a midwit and have a chode.

>>15304556
He almost reached the minimum to not be a brainlet (130). So close, yet so far.

>>15304866
Conjecture is an opinion without evidence.

>>15304859
anyone with real intelligence would know lit is only Good for book recommendations, anything else is ego stroking

>>15304645
Intellect isn’t pattern recognition fucking moron. There are plenty of high IQ people with no intellect, go to university if you don’t believe me, and if you can’t tell then YIKES i got some bad news for you

>>15304883
>he doesn’t know about g
Based brainlet

>>15304849
not him but the bell curve i'm guessing

>>15304848
it definitely is showing its age, this bit is from early 2000s if i remember correctly, comedy was less glib and more yelly. even a lot of dave chappelle's bit are kinda questionable looking back

>>15304772
He’s not an idiot, i more think of him like the leader of the idiots (an idiot prime more like)

>>15304870
Anon, do you feel ashamed of your lower than average sized penis, is that what this is all about?

>>15304896
t. chode-having midwit

>>15304876
yes. what is conjecture about what i said aside from me calling him a little bitch? he was repeatedly rejected from academia, he does live on a farm, and the other highest iq man in the world does work as a math professor for UCLA

>>15304896
at least my dick is thicker than a pepsi can

>>15304890
g is another made up bullshit thing for you autistic morons who are grasping at straws to try to understand the mind with your little systems of thought. listen to me buddy, you are a fucking retard and no amount of books will change that, and your meme number doesn’t change that either.

>>15304895
king of the brainlets

>>15304771
>guys he lyk totally rekt christianity epik style what a based atheist lolololol
you have to go back to r*ddit, fucking nigger

>>15304904
>>15304910
Why do allegedly non faggot men have such an obsession with the size of other men's penis? What brings this on?

>>15304927
competition, knowing girls like big dicks

>>15304922
i love it when atheists can’t tell that they are the christians too, the irony is grand

>>15304922
i'm so glad i wasn't raised christian

it's like you people have a sword stuck in your chest and if you pull it out you bleed out and die

>>15304909
>what is conjecture about what i said
almost everything really.

>>15304824
>>15304801
>Langan told Muscle & Fitness magazine that "you cannot describe the universe completely with any accuracy unless you're willing to admit that it's both physical and mental in nature".[15] He says that the CTMU "explains the connection between mind and reality, therefore the presence of cognition and universe in the same phrase".[17] He calls his proposal "a true 'Theory of Everything', a cross between John Archibald Wheeler's 'Participatory Universe' and Stephen Hawking's 'Imaginary Time' theory of cosmology".[8] In conjunction with his ideas, Langan has stated: "You can prove the existence of God, the soul and an afterlife, using mathematics."[6][9]
lol
>Langan does not have any children, which he describes as a conscious decision based on his "intellectual ability to foresee the continuation of [his] own chronic low income status and rising affirmative-action discrimination against [him]".[16]
lol

>>15304917
COPE

>>15304932
Do you feel insecure about how women view you?

>>15304939

>>15304949
Do you?

>>15304950
are you upset?

>>15304934
dude seriously go back to r*ddit.com
I'm not a Christian, but thinking that some guy epicly btfoing a clearly impossible, allegorical story with facts and logic is 'cool' then you've got some issues.

>>15304949
Depends what you mean, sexually no, but as a person yes.

>>15304940
i just don't get it.

he literally can't just use his high IQ to go do some high IQ bullshit like learn to code really well, ace a bunch of interview questions, and work as an overpaid software engineer in SF?

>>15304922
>totally rekt christianity
Too drunk to follow the thread? The topic was Joe's approach to the JQ. His Noah's Ark routine makes it clear.

>>15304954
No, not at all.
>>15304960
What are you insecure about as a person?

>>15304963
didn't watch the video
fuck off nigger

>>15304957

>>15304966
Take a hike, Shlomo.

>>15304922
>

>>15304785
This.
Online IQ tests are meaningless

>>15304880
Basically, yeah the memes are pretty good too

>>15304968
what are you upset about?

>>15304958
>I'm not a Christian
Exactly. You're a Jew, and you are offended by any criticism of Jewish mythology. Fuck off.

>>15304965
>What are you insecure about as a person?
Im a complete disaster of a person. If anything women judge me more kindly than men though.

Why are you quizzing me anyway, I was just answering that question about men obsessing over dicks.

150+ boys represent.

>>15304706
>>15304742
Awww shucks why you gotta be so mean, anons? Who shit in your soup?

>>15304962
It seems that his high IQ was paired with a massive ego. He never learned how to be humble and learn from others. I'm guessing that he also knows how to play the social game and win other people over, so he's never really faced a serious challenge to his abilities in real life.

>>15304993
Curious. What makes you such a disaster?

>>15304556
>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Joe Rogan Experience. The humor is extremely subtle, and without multiple trips on DMT most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Joe's MMA background, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Jordan Peterson’s 12 Rules for Life, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Joe Rogan Experience truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Joe's existential catchphrase "It’s entirely possible," which itself is a cryptic reference to traditional elk hunting literature. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Joe Rogan's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Joe Rogan-chimp hybrid tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>15304713
>Yes
>11
>147

Assuming the test itself was broadly accurate within 5 IQ points, this gives me an IQ between 135 and 160. Tests at age 11 have a .95 correlation with adult IQ.


If it was accurate within a point then between 139 and 155.

>>15304713
yes, 15 y/o, 136

>>15304713
>yes
> 17 (but 18 in a few days)
>140

>>15305009
why do you want to hear about it dude, who cares?

>>15305055
are you really 15? how’s that going?

>>15304556
BRUDDAS

>>15305077
kek

>IQ

>>15305074
schadenfreude really.

>>15304556
Wow, my wife's is 137! My wife is smarter than Joe Rogan!

>>15305129
Congrats.

>>15304713
No. I was absent from school that day, they promised to reschedule another test for me but never did, so I never found out. I do have a good vocab, though...

>>15305135
how does one go about getting such a good vocabulary?