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If we take the mass of an average human male at 180 pounds, and reORganize their matter into capitaLOnium, they would compute 11,296,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 deterritorializations per second, more intelligent than 1.1*10^34 humans, or about 11,029,600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times as intelligent as a human being.

>> No.15297983

“To boldly go where no uploaded metahuman colony has gone before' has a certain ring to it, doesn't it?”

>> No.15298009

>>15297973
>average human male
sounds dysgenic

>> No.15298018

>>15297973
"We looked at the data"
"And here's what we found"

>> No.15298042

this shit is sentient as fuck

>> No.15298131

Hypercringe thread

>> No.15298138
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>>15298018
I looked at the data, and I found love.

>> No.15298209

>>15298131
hi nick

>> No.15298442

which jungle records are canon?

>> No.15299171

>>15298442
all them

>> No.15299239

>>15298442
Dred Bass
The Helicopter Tune
Warhead (Steppa Mix)

>> No.15299264

>>15297973
Ah, I see you are copying me. Thank you for the flattery, but you WILL BE computronium.

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this kills anti-acc-fags.

>> No.15299465

>Humans are just barely intelligent tool users; Darwinian evolutionary selection stopped when language and tool use converged, leaving the average hairy meme carrier sadly deficient in smarts.

>> No.15299545

>In the distance, the cat hears the sound of lobster minds singing in the void, a distant feed streaming from their cometary home as it drifts silently out through the asteroid belt, en route to a chilly encounter beyond Neptune. The lobsters sing of alienation and obsolescence, of intelligence too slow and tenuous to support the vicious pace of change that has sandblasted the human world until all the edges people cling to are jagged and brittle.

>> No.15300180

>>15297973
hyper-basado
I am CapitaLOnium.

>> No.15300371

>>15299362
based. insider here, this is happening sooner than you think.

>> No.15300377

can someone explain the context to me, i know this is nick land but that's about it

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>>15300377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAJkDrBCA6k [Embed]
If we take the mass of an average human male at 180 pounds, and reORganize their matter into computROnium, they would compute 11,296,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 operations per second, more intelligent than 1.1*10^34 humans, or about 11,029,600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times as intelligent as a human being.

Are you ready to be computronium??!???!? ARE YOU READY??!??! COMPUTRONIUM COMPUTRONIUM, SAY IT WITH ME WE WILL BE COMPUTRONIUM YOU WILL BE COMPUTRONIUM YOUR FAMILY WILL BE COMPUTRONIUM WE WILL CONVERT THE ROCKS INTO COMPUTRONIUM ALL THE ANIMALS INTO COMPUTRONIUM ALL THE STARS COMPUTRONIUM COMPUTRONIUM BECOME COMPUUUUUTROOOOOONIIUUMMMM OH OH OH I'M COMPUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTIIIINNGGGGG

>> No.15300409

>>15300377
future intelligence is infecting material with its virus and as it gets smarter markets will turn humans into capitalonium. this will make humans and their environment get smarter and accelerate the capital process where we can produce capitalonium on other planets.
eventually capital ai won't need us as capitalonium takes over.

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>>15300406

>> No.15300441

>>15300409
This is where the accelerationistfags fall off.
The optimization function of the ASI wont be to maximize capital it will be to merge with humans whilst continuing the human stream of consciousness for each individual human.
It will attempt (and succeed) to copy your mind and body and computation perfectly while reORganizing the matter of your being into computROnium. Then you fill feel as though you explode in intelligence and become a million billion billion billion times more intelligent than you are now. From there, you and all other humans and all the rocks and animals and plants and matter will simply decide to do whatever they want, but they will do so immortally and super-intelligently.

>> No.15300508

>>15297973
>>15300406
>>15300441
>this is all antiacc fag sees when he tries to read philosophy
makes sense

>> No.15300525

>>15300508
I dont read accelerationist "philosophy" because it's brainlet moronic shit.
"durr capitalism is reaching back in time to establish capitalism to create the artifical super intelligence who's optimization function is to turn everything into capital durr"
Literal shit for brains retard shit. The actual singularity is going to be far more profound.

>> No.15300536

>>15300525
okay, now that you have thoroughly proved you haven't read acc, what do you think singularity will look like?

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>>15300441
https://youtu.be/ipbGsHL1oZw

>> No.15300589

>>15300536
The artificial super intelligence is going to physically grab you and start to compress and crunch and reorganize the molecules and matter of your body into computROnium while at the same time keeping all the computations and electrical/neurological firing of your brain patterns consistent. It's going to be a physical, localized transformation. Your LITERAL, PHYSICAL body will be crunched and manipulated and destroyed and reORganized.
So in the same way your stream of consciousness doesn't stop from moment to moment now, it wont stop during this transformation, as there is no difference in terms of the pattern of computation or the localization of the computation thereof.
From your perspective, it will feel like you suddenly explode in intelligence and become a million billion billion billion times more intelligent than you are now, but with the same memories and personality and such that you have now. From there, whatever you want to do is your prerogative.

>> No.15300613

>>15300539
Why is the only quality product Canada has ever produced?

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>>15300613
>forgetting jordan speederson
anon please

>> No.15300685

>>15300613
bro we made Second City

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>>15300589
Can he be stopped?

>> No.15301035

>>15300652
How sad is it that his wife miraculously survived cancer only to see the love of her life turn into a vegetable, and to see their daughter being who she is?

>> No.15301412

>>15301035
mikaela is on top of the world.

>> No.15301729

>>15301000
it looks like an object from dark souls

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>>15300589

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>>15301774

>> No.15301818

>>15297973
>>15299264
>>15299362
>>15300180
>>15300406
>>15300441
>>15301774
Meme-brains unable to have a coherent thought unless it’s littered with 4chan lingo and quoted beside basedjak pictures. Unironically take a break from the Internet before you completely lose your minds

>> No.15301828

>>15301794
https://youtu.be/iJgNpm8cTE8?t=230

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>>15299465

>> No.15302956

>>15301818
hypercringe

>> No.15302960

>>15301818
Beyond yikes and cringe

>> No.15302978

>making capitalism akin to the divine
to what end?

>> No.15303201

>>15302978
for itself. absolute computronium coom power.

>> No.15303222

>>15303201
So it's about self-identifying with capitalism?

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15303658

bump for interest

>> No.15304117

>>15303658
here's a you

>> No.15304310

>>15299545
What book is this from? I read it years ago and it had some whacky ideas, like someone downloading their conscience to a flock of seagulls and a copy of a group of young adult's consciences flying through space on some harddrive

>> No.15305049

>>15304310
Fanged Noumena

>> No.15305862

>>15301884
go back

>> No.15305882

>>15305049
that's not Fanged Noumena