/lit/ - Literature

>we take ourselves VERY seriously here
the true cancer. 'tripfag scum' is just a scapegoat (especially considering most troll threads are full of only Anonymous and trips usually at least are responsible and sage if they have to post (well except brownbear)

De Derp is funny than just Derp

>>1529122

Yeah I noticed that, too.

I think I'll stick around for a while.

>new tripfag
>nothing of value

Seems about right.

>>1529147

Deal with it.

>We take ourselves Very seriously, here
>very seriously, here
>,

Terrible.

>>1529147
Even if you take the "new" out.

>>1529154

Cry more.

...or we could actually contribute to a board more worthy that the shitfest that is /b/?

Just a thought.

>>1529159

Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

>>1529166
I hate you already

you're like a campy d&e

>>1529174

The feeling is mutual.

>>1529174
>you're like a campy d&e [that cant even troll decently]
ftfy

>>1529181

>implying I'm trolling

>>1529114
God this thread is depressing.

>>1529182
>implying he's implying you're trolling when he just means you're retarded which you are
>implying I'm implying that you're implying that he's implying (insert anal cannon pasta here)

>>1529182
didnt say you were but i assume you cant.

I am the best tripfag on this board

>>1529197
>mfw Godard
>mesuckingyourdick.jpg

I, the only truly beautiful tripfag

>>1529207

Not any more.

>>1529206

You know what they say about assuming.

>>1529207
>knows nobody likes him
>will continue to say he's the best
>unoriginal strategy/modus operandi is unoriginal

Well, I think this board is not as bad as it seems, especially when this funnel is placed into an asshole, and this tyrannasaurs rex pukes into it.

>>1529222
>Not any more.
like i said, a cliche and pretty cheesy imitation of d&e'

now look me in the eyes and admit time will forget you in lieu of me

>>1529233

I'll be remembered long after you die of aids in the alleyway behind a bathhouse.

>>1529224
exactly oldafgs know that he only got popular because of those stupid fan fics (which are against the rules) he used to post.

>>1529207
Gotta say man. I've seen you around and tried to be nice, supported you a little, said I wanted to read your MW2 fanfic, felt sorry for you when you said your life is sad and lonely and you just sit at home playing videogames and getting high.But you're also a fucking dick sometimes. I don't feel so sorry for you anymore. And I no longer want to read your stories. (I originally thought they were stories involving modern warfare... not Modern Warfare as in Call of Duty Modern Warfare).

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>look guys I'm a tripfag tryhard failtroll and I'm just going to say everything you say, but inversely so that it benefits me and scrutinizes you instead, and this is all I have up my sleeve and I'm going to post all day everyday with this motif because people are just retarded enough to be bothered by it as to create an even more pathetic response

>>1529242

>derp

>>1529242
>hey look everyone im retarded enough to complain about shit posting whilst bumping this shitty thread!

>>1529251

>derp

>>1529222
I am the best tripfag on this board

>>1529256

You WERE the best tripfag on this board.

You're getting old now, though. Time for some new talent. Time for me.

>>1529242
>implying my original and only true shtick is being a witty mother fucker
newfag

i'm still making that guide to being witty

>>1529259
I am the best tripfag on this board

HEY GUISE! CAN I BE TRIPFAG!?

>>1529263
you think too much


that's why you'll never be anything but a forehead

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>>1529259
>implying you won't be gone in a few days

derp

>>1529261
>implying anything you have to say has been anything other than nonsensical and purposeless

>>1529263

You keep saying it, doesn't make it true.

>>1529271

I'll stick around longer than you, aids-boy.

>>1529264

knock yourself out

>>1529282
I am the best tripfag on this board

>>1529282
>aids-boy
>knock yourself out
are you a teenager from the 90s

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>D&E resorting to double-act as a last pathetic attempt to maintain relevancy into 2011
Haha, oh wow.

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>>1529286
i ask again, why am i further to the right than bb and mogwai?

>>1529291
Jesus Christ.

I am the best tripfag on /lit/

>>1529290

Feeling insecure? Afraid you'll lose your place in the tripfag hierarchy?

>>1529298

I know I'm pretty amazing, totally off the charts.

>>1529298
You have a more overbearing personality

so guys, guys listen

what the fuck happened to Arcueid

>>1529308
but i thought the point of the high/low axis was so being in the middle of the graph didnt mean you were anyless than being on either side? stupid layout otherwise. i mean seriously wtf less intelligent than brownbear, thats really offensive.

>>1529314

I took his head and got his power.

There can only be one!

huge superficial thread full of huge superficial trip faggots arguing about who is superficially better on a SHIT for merit board like /lit/

my eyes
the tears
they bring

Hey guys, can I join this lovely community of intelligent and kind tripfags?

>>1529327
what's your shtick

>>1529327
Yeah what about me!

I like Fabulous. He destroys trolls pretty well.

Okay well I need to go for now but I expect to see plenty of discussion about me and people wondering where I went when I get back.

>>1529334
I just love it when tripfags gather together and the next thing happening is a funnel placed into a tripfag's asshole, and this other tripfag pukes into it. After the ass is filled with puke, a tripfag then fucks it until the pressure is all built up. After the asshole has been fucked hard enough, the cock is pulled out and the anal cannon explodes! To top it all off, ass to mouth occurs, with all the tripfags licking off the fresh mix of vomit and ass for the ultimate /lit/ thread.
Also, /soc/ is that way -------->

>>1529322
>doesnt sage
y'all just the same

>>1529332
Do I need one?

>>1529352
yah dumbass

Hi!

I hate to intrude on what you're doing, but there's this funnel, placed into an asshole, and this tyrannasaurs rex pukes into it. After the ass is filled with puke, this tyrannasaurs rex then fucks it until the pressure is all built up. After the asshole has been fucked hard enough, the cock is pulled out and the anal cannon explodes! To top it all off, ass to mouth occurs, with both ladies licking off the fresh mix of vomit and ass for the ultimate purple unicorn adventure.

Regards,
Anon

>>1529349
>implying I care enough about a beyond-recovery-broken-as-fuck-board like /lit/ to sage

I'm baaaaa-aaaaack.

Did you guys miss me?

dickshits.

>>1529516

>derp

>>1529517

Something wrong?

>>1529525

Of course not. I'm me and life is wonderful, what could possibly be wrong?

>>1529526

Being you.
<3

>>1529528

Sounds like someone has a case of the green jelly monster

>>1529529
Not what ur mommy said lol.

>>1529531

Oh yeah? Well I fucked your mother.

>>1529536
ur daddy ROFL

>>1529549

Your grandmother.

>>1529558
I know you are but what am I?

>>1529568

I'm rubber and you're glue and whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

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>>1529573
I don't shut up, I grow up and when I look at you I throw up!

>>1529581

Sorry, I don't argue with trash, I make it.

>>1529583
TOO BAD I DON'T MAKE TRASH I BURN IT

or somet.

>>1529594

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

>>1529601
Gayly.

>>1529613

>derp

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>jaundice

>>1529625

That's not funny my brother died that way.

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>>>/my<3/

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Frick ya!!!!11

dont tell my mom i said that plz

>>1529639
>more shitty /b/ memes
>not making any sense at all
you make it painfully obvious that you are out of place here

i haven't seen you contribute any discussion or really generate any proof that you know a single thing about literature in your short stay

so what the fuck are you here for?

>>1529650

Because I wouldn't dream of denying myself to anyone. I have too much awesomeness to keep it all to myself.

>>1529657
so why share it with such a small board that you really have no connection with?

go to /v/ or something

>>1529650
Damn. Now I have to prove myself.

Holden Caulfield wanted to fuck Phoebe.

Amiliterarycriticnow?

>>1529663
what proof have you?

and Catcher?

don't know why you would choose that novel to "prove" yourself with

>>1529662

Because you guys need to be loved. There's too much hate on this board.

Why do you hate so much? Are you unhappy?

>>1529670
I am unhappy with your presence to be blunt

when was the last time to even read something?

This should never be off of the front page.

I love /lit/ and have been here since day one. I hate almost everyone on /lit/. Does that make sense? The main reason I love it here is it lead me to a lot of great books I would have never read before.

>>1529703

You <3 me tho!!!

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>>1529716

Forgot my name/tripcode

>>1529703

Oh, I read around three books a week.

Also,

>when was the last time to even read something
>to

>>1529715

I made this thread to demonstrate that exact principle.

And I love you without knowing what you think of me, because I'm just that good-hearted.

>>1529703

I read a book this one time.

>>1529723
it was a typo

favorite works of yours?

>>1529729

Oh, I'm a huge fan of T.S Eliot, Hemingway, Steinbeck, mythology of all sorts.

Too much to list easily, I'm afraid.

>>1529729

Sure is Freshman Comp up in this bi#7Square.

>>1529731
how boring

Hemingway is hit or miss for me and Steinbeck is generally okay

which cultures interest you the most?

>>1529737

Northern European and African.

Everyone knows I'm the best tripfag with my shit stories and 100 post threads about whether or not everyone is being trolled or not.

>>1529743
kid's still trying

stfu Liam Donnelly

>>1529741

>northern european
sometime extremely interesting

really just neckbeard shit
>african
if by that you mean the egyptians i'll take it


favorite sitcoms?

>>1529752

Oh, I don't watch television.

I detect a lot of hate in your posts even when we're being civil. You should lighten up. The world is love and light and laughter; there's no need to hate.

>>1529752
the only culture that exists is Greek

everything else is just for faggots and anal cannoneers

>>1529737

>Hemingway is hit or miss for me

A frown found its way onto my face. A very intense frown.

>>1529761
already with the romanticism?

no television?

what the hell is wrong with you

>>1529765

Odin > Zeus

Thor > Heracles.

>>1529769

I find the constant bombardment of advertisements telling me what I want wearisome.

I'll occasionally download some shows I watched in my youth to watch while indulging in some fine, green ganja, but that's as far as I go.

>>1529769
as much as OP is a faggot, I have to agree with him

television is for faggots

don't get me wrong, I live for literature and cinema, and I'll sometimes watch tv shows online, but that's about it.

1. too much advertising and commercialism
2. most material on tv is made for tv audiences ie garbage material
3. most material on tv may have a great premise and great starts, but sooner or later the original people working on the material have moved on and what we are left with us an empty shell of a tv series occupied by corporate greed to keep harvesting audiences with dry material

>>1529786

Number 3 was written with Lost and The Office in mind I bet.

>>1529793

I haven't watched The Office, but my girlfriend is a fan; from what I've heard you'd be correct on that count.

>>1529773
haha no

even though you probably won't last more than a week i'll always remember you as one of the more simply inept tripfags

pic related, what you're missing out on in your prudence

>>1529793
Dexter, Breaking Bad, Nip/Tuck also comes to mind

also the simpsons/family guy/etc have been garbage for a long time now and they just won't stop

>>1529801

Well, whatever you think, I find you to be a fine human being who is full of sadness and hate.

Whatever happened to you in your past, it's alright now.

I love you.

>>1529808
>implying not all tripfags are full of low self esteem with the need for self affirmation and anal cannonity

>>1529801

Go home Randy

>>1529811

I love you, too, Anon. Every single one of you.

>>1529811
nawhhh

>>1529808
i can't help it if life tends to be dull

you can't be so liberal in your affections

>>1529815
Randy?

Ralph Furley?

you make no sense

>>1529823

Randy Tryhard of course.

You are a member of the Tryhard family, are you not?

>>1529823

Why is life so dull, friend? There is an endless variety of new things to experience.

And I mean it when I say I love you. I may dislike you, but I am full of love and sympathy for you as well.

>>1529827
what a unique comment that i find to be completely based in reality and not pulled out of your ass on a whim
>>1529828
oh god

you're so trite it's sickening

>>1529835

I always knew the Tryhards were a dense people...

>>1529835

Well I'm sorry you feel that way. If you ever wish to speak about it I'll always have an open ear for you.

are for f4gg0rts

>>1529835

wut a frikin idiot this guy is that thecommaguy is way smarter and funnier and more intelligent than this guys is srsly wat a nerd take it from me im a intdependent observer.

>>1529843
well if there's one thing remarkable about you it's that i prefer you to
>>1529841
who really has no place here at all

>>1529860
Thank you, plebeian. I had no clue what a fanbase I had established.

>>1529861

Now that's just uncalled for. I've shown you nothing but kindness during your stay in my kingdom, and this is how you repay me?

Begone!

Night of the Thousand Tripfags.

Langeweilenacht.

Sage. So sage.

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>>1529865
acting as co-queen of lit i should have to have you know that you're speaking on matters that you have no true knowledge of

>>1529871
>>1529865

Now, now.

Whoever was monarch in the past is irrelevant, I am the new king of /lit/.

>>1529874

Can I be your warrior princess?

>>1529880

Certainly.

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>>1529880

>>>/b/
>>>/v/

you're both so boring

>>1529884
I am appeased.

>>1529891

I'm afraid you won't be getting rid of me that easily.

I'll be here for a nice, long time.

>>1529896
my question is why?

you seem to be pretty pedestrian in everything you do, say and think

>>1529903

Like I said, I'm full of too much awesomeness to keep to myself.

And this board is in desperate need of love.

Especially you.

I'm making you my special project.

>>1529903

No u

>>1529907
you're even repeating yourself at this point

you're such a tired act it's almost sickening

this will be my last remark directed at you and i should not be taking any part in your affairs from now on, i should expect the same amount of indifference from you

>>1529914

man u jus mad cuz im stylin' on u.

>>1529914

Why should I not repeat myself when my answer is the same?

You seem to be uncomfortable with the idea of anyone caring about your well-being. That's worrisome. Really, it is.

I'm afraid I won't stop until I've made you happier with yourself and your life.

>>1529114
wtheck is this thread about.

>>1530005

Well, I intended it to be something showing the inherent humor in how seriously /lit/ can take itself at times, but it evolved into something, well, completely different.

> Blatant Troll thread
> 144 posts and 15 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Stay classy, /lit/