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This guy spiritually slaps your gf's ass

What do?

>> No.15281959

>>15281944
>implying

>> No.15281970

>>15281944
Name a single god with a bigger cock than that. You can’t. Christ-chads win again

>> No.15281976

Make up some bullshit about placentas and be a dirty lunatic hobo caveman like my ancestors.

>> No.15281988

>>15281944
I'd worship that guy too if he told me to kill my own son.

Look at the size of that thing.

>> No.15282000

>>15281970
The pot is pictured with his wife or mother (depending on who you believe) and she also has a cock.

>> No.15282028
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>>15282000

>> No.15282034
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>>15281970
>He doesn't know about Priapus
Once again it's glorious Hellas: 1
Cutfag jews: 0

>> No.15282040
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>>15281944
He's doing the power stance
what a fucking chad
yea yea I could kill my cattle for that guy

>> No.15282050
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>

>> No.15282053

>>15282000
Christianity worships big-dicked trannies? dude stop I can't handle any more BASED, brb gonna go convert right now

>> No.15282052

>>15282000
Based trapfag God
Also checked

>> No.15282059

>>15281944
>>15282040
>you don’t get to bring foreskins

>> No.15282061

>>15281944
>>15282040
Tell me about Satan, why does he wear the mask? Lotta loyalty for a fallen angel

>> No.15282081

>>15282050
Spoopy.. where is this from?

>> No.15282093

>>15282081
>he doesn’t know the greatest philosophical and literary work of our generation

>> No.15282104

>>15282081
Crash Bandicoot lmao

>> No.15282124
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>> No.15282132

>>15282061
>Tell me about, Adam! Why does he wear the fig-leaf? Lotta loyalty for a legged snake!

>> No.15282235

>>15282124
Is this image real?

>> No.15282258

>>15281944
>>15281959
>>15281988
>>15282061
>>15282132
>they don't know about phallus worship

>> No.15282269

>>15281944
literature board

>> No.15282276

>>15282235
it's beyond real

>> No.15282288

>>15282269
go back

>> No.15282328

>>15282028
>>15282000
Okay, so why does she have a penis too? I'm genuinely curious here.

>> No.15282346
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>>15281944
Throw the ring (monotheism) back to the cave where it was forged (mount Sinai)

>> No.15282352

>>15281944
Makes sense that god would have a big dong. Don’t be jealous bro.

>> No.15282472
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>>15282235

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>>15281944
>What do?
Destroy his tent shrine

>> No.15283394

>>15282028
YHWH might be the bull, it was a common cultic symbol in the ancient near east, you can see this in the story of the golden calf in Exodus. The Ugaritic chief god El is often referred to as a bull as well. The ancient Israelites syncretised El with YHWH.

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>>15282472
>AAAAA A DANCING CAT
>I- I THINK I'M GOING INSANE
>I'VE LOST MY MIND, MY MARBLES!

>> No.15283496

>>15282050
lmao this was the first thing I thought of

>> No.15283517

>>15282028
>0-5cm
Looks like that cock ain't so big after all

>> No.15283519

>>15281944
Why does a depiction found on a pot mean God looks like this? It just means some cunt drew on a pot

>>15282028
Cool, some guy has artistic proclivities. I guess God looks like this instead of an old guy with white hair in a toga. Like, how is this canon? Cause its really old and found in a temple?

>> No.15283559
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>>15283519
>God looks like this?
No, a god looks like this.

>> No.15283663

>>15283394
YHWH the god of bulls getting surprise fellatio from calves.

>> No.15283729

>>15281944
That is literally not what Christian Jews and Muslims worship. Stuff like this is for r/atheism

>> No.15283741

>>15283729
Abrahamics don't worship YHVH? The more I learn

>> No.15283747
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>>15281944
Look at this picture I found of the OP.

You can tell it's a true representation of him because it's contemporaneous with the first historical records of OP's existence.

>> No.15283752

>>15283741
Next you'll be saying we believe in Lilith, too

>> No.15283753

>>15283729
>Stuff like this is for r/atheism
How would you know?

>> No.15283764

>>15283394
>There's an extended story about YHWH definitely not being a bull in the Old Testament
>This is proof that YHWH is actually a bull

>> No.15283784

>>15283764
The golden calf story makes a lot more sense in terms of YHWH originally being a bull tho.

>> No.15283789

>>15283747
>OP has a bigger cock than god
what did he mean by this?

>> No.15283802

>>15283784
Explain

>> No.15283806

>>15281944
>the christian God is hung
I'm looking to convert now

>> No.15283816
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>>15283789
YHVH fears the bee shaman!

>> No.15283841

>>15283784
Again, it's literally a detailed elaboration of how some people believe that God is a giant cow and that that's not correct.

Knowing that in the ancient Near East people believed that The Big God was actually a cow certainly allows us to make more sense of the Golden Calf story (why a calf?), but it doesn't tell us that "God was originally a cow". It's like claiming that "Greek Christians used to think that God was a guy who lived on Mount Olympus, cheated on his wife, and hurled thunderbolts".

>> No.15283844

>>15283764
They made up the story precisely because they wanted people to stop depicting Yahoo as a bull.

>> No.15283851

>>15283802
I mean it reads like the Jewish people who directly witness a bunch of miracles and go on a long trek through the desert for a generation are left alone without Moses for 5 minutes while he goes up a mountain, and in that time immediately invent some whacky new god to worship and cast a bunch of golden idols.

It makes much more sense if Moses is a reformer and the golden calf is YHWH, and Moses is like "we don't do it like that anymore".

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>>15283816
Meanwhile in France...

>> No.15283892

>>15282124
Schizophrenia

>> No.15283900

>>15283841
>It's like claiming that "Greek Christians used to think that God was a guy who lived on Mount Olympus, cheated on his wife, and hurled thunderbolts".
I appreciate what you're saying but it isn't like that. It is a possible inference that YHWH was a cow even if it maybe isn't totally justified as an inference.

A calf uses less gold than a cow.

>> No.15283934

>>15283900
A cow fetus uses less gold too

>> No.15283947

>>15283934
Yeah, but that isn't a cow, the earliest chosen people of YHWH knew that life doesn't start at conception.

>> No.15283953

>>15283900
>A calf uses less gold than a cow.
Jews jewing their own god since time immemorial, what a chad natiion!

This is how they cheat their own god and tradition today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdbkvJznmwU

>> No.15283960

>>15283953
I'm not watching some dumbass youtube video, you can explain it in your own words.

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>>15282040
>>15281944

>> No.15283984

>>15283844
>They made up the story precisely because they wanted people to stop depicting Yahoo as a bull.
But why?

>>15283851
>It makes much more sense if Moses is a reformer and the golden calf is YHWH, and Moses is like "we don't do it like that anymore".

According to the Biblical narrative, Moses is a man who experienced a revelation of God's true nature (the "burning bush" scene). Part of this revelation was that God's "true name", his actual nature, is something like "I am". However, everyone else believes that The Big God was a giant bull or a king with a beard and a ton of wives or maybe a giant bull who was also a king etc. Moses knows that this is false. He explains this repeatedly that "YHWH is the true El" but the dumbfuck Hebrews consistently think that e.g. "oh you mean YHWH is like El except he's like MADE OF GOLD and has a HUGE COCK". Some of these retards, it may be assumed, did stuff like make crude pottery drawings of this.

>> No.15283995

>>15282040
Dr. Abraham, i'm YHVH

>> No.15284016

>>15282081
How fucking old are you, you fucking zoomer

>> No.15284017
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>>15283960
>jews make up their own retarded rules so they can feel superior to other people
>hundreds of years later - OY VEYY THIS IS TOO HARD, DONT EVER BECOME A JOO
>start making kosher switches so that they don't need to pay a shabbos goy to turn the lights on on shabbat
>the rationale behind is literally "although I press the button of a machine (electricity), I can't be blamed because there's some mechanism that actually turns on the lights"
>jews 1 : YHVH (god of their psychosis) 0
I fucking love these people. I laughed my ass off watching the video. Highly recommend

>> No.15284031

>>15283900
>It is a possible inference that YHWH was a cow
It's not an "inference that YHWH was a cow". It's an explicit statement that some/many of the Hebrews _thought YHWH was a cow, and that they were wrong_. If one of the Israelites had drawn a picture of the Golden Calf, labeled it YHWH, and then someone dug it up later that doesn't constitute "proof that YHWH was a cow".

>> No.15284049

>>15284017
remember the NYC Jews who were setting up some kind of string or rope or something all around Manhattan on the telephone wires, to make the entire area technically inside a home or some shit

>> No.15284094

>>15284017
>You blind guides! You strain out a gnat but swallow a camel!

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>>15283984
>Part of this revelation was that God's "true name", his actual nature, is something like "I am".
Moses was such a fucking prude and a revisionist.

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>>15284049
The virgin spirit of the law VS the chad fucking up with your own god by finding loopholes

>> No.15284114

>>15284031
>and that they were wrong
Now that's a leap, we're talking about faith and religion which can be very personal views and beliefs, and you're trying to use language that treats aspects of it as material objective facts. Moses wasn't a scientician who went up the mountain to publish a peer reviewed and reproducible experiment.

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>>15281944
Enjoy her apple.

>> No.15284253

>>15284098
>Speculative etymology based on another language
OK

>> No.15284271

>>15284253
The Berber-Semitic languages are pretty consistent for consonant sounds, plus the etymology proposed by Moses is bullshit and sounds suspect even in the context presented in the Bible.

>> No.15284337

>>15284253
YHVH most probably came from a proto-Arabic tribe namely the Midianites.

The oldest plausible recorded occurrence of his name is in the phrase "land of Shasu of yhw", in an Egyptian inscription from the time of Amenhotep III (1402–1363 BCE),[22][23] the Shasu being nomads from Midian and Edom in northern Arabia.[24]

the Midianite tent-shrine at Timna is one of the closest parallels to the biblical Tabernacle.

Even the jewish desert scrolls describe Yahweh as a southern god

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For me, it's the circle with a dot on it.

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>>15284350
>>>/co/

>> No.15284470

>>15284114
>Now that's a leap, we're talking about faith and religion which can be very personal views and beliefs, and you're trying to use language that treats aspects of it as material objective facts. Moses wasn't a scientician who went up the mountain to publish a peer reviewed and reproducible experiment.
Either God exists, or he doesn't. If he exists, he either is a giant cow or he isn't. Moses has knowledge of the correct answer to each of these statements (God exists; he isn't a cow); not because he's a "scientician" but from divine revelation.

The Bible says to believe true things (which are also good) and reject false things. If your conception of "religion" is "whatever you personally believe [e.g. because muh ancestors told me], man", then the Bible is not a religious document at all but an anti-religious one. This has often been noted by Christians, and in fact you have quite likely heard it yourself.

>> No.15284480

>>15284470
>Moses has knowledge of the correct answer to each of these statements
There you go again. You can believe that if you want, that's your business, but you're going to have to accept it's faith and not fact.

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>>15284470
>Moses has knowledge of the correct answer
Exactly. He knew Dagoth Ur is the God and all others are just idols. It has been passed down to him in a divine revelation.
I mean.. how can YHVH even compete?

>> No.15284528

>>15284271
>plus the etymology proposed by Moses is bullshit and sounds suspect even in the context presented in the Bible.
Why? You have no serious basis to evaluate any of the claims made about the etymology of "YHVH" beyond reading summary-of-summary glosses of a couple of modern scholars. I don't blame you for not wanting to dedicate your life to the study of ancient Semitic languages in the hope of maybe being able to come up with your own informed opinion, but just because you heard that some guy tried to make a name for himself by proposing alternative meanings doesn't give you any special insight.

>>15284337
>YHVH most probably came from a proto-Arabic tribe namely the Midianites.
Wow what a coincidence that Moses was living in Midian and married to a the daughter of a Midianite priest c. 1400 BC when he received his theophany then.

>> No.15284529

>>15282124
lmao

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>>15284516
>Dagoth Ur is the God

>> No.15284550

>>15284480
>A belief can't be simultaneously faith-based and factually correct
serious cope

>> No.15284559

>>15284528
>REEE YOU CAN'T LOOK AT SCHOLARSHIP YOU MUST ONLY BELIEVE THE BIBLE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO THINK FOR URSELF AND DRAW YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS!!!

>> No.15284567

>>15284550
You're being intentionally obtuse, or at least I hope you are.

>> No.15284575

>>15284516
>Dagoth Ur is the God
Other way around Dagoth is the anti-god, not in the sense of Satan, but the in the sense that the Last Man is the opposite of the Overman

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>>15284575
>anti-god
Wrong. It's right here in da scriptures:

"What a fool you are. I'M THE GOD. How can you kill the God? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy."

It is simply - the truth.

>> No.15284678

>>15284567
I'll ask you again: can a belief be simultaneously held by faith and be objectively true? It's fine to say you don't believe in objective reality.

>>15284559
When I look at the "scholarship" on this subject, I see a bunch of pedantic speculation which is pretty much hopeless of ever producing any conclusive result but which lends itself rather easily to various external motives. I feel pretty much exactly the same way when I look at the "scholarship" on stuff like the prehistoric family, where you have Eminent Scholars making serious claims about stuff like "sperm competition" that is even more clearly motivated by personal or political agendas.

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>>15284678
>but which lends itself rather easily to various external motives
Me? Nah, I don't have any external motives, I simply believe some Bedouin desert scrolls contain the Truth.

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>>15282124