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>Why yes, I am a Southern Evangelical, how could you tell?

what books would this kind of person read?

>> No.15278713

YA fiction

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>>15278703

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>>15278703
Definently not the Bible

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>>15278728
>>15278739
Why yes, I do hold to a Sole Scriptura reading of the Bible, how did you know?

>> No.15278890

>>15278871
The only reading of the Bible you hold to is pretending to in pictures

>> No.15278891

>>15278703
My evangelical relatives are into Ravi Zacharias.

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>>15278703
>being a christcuck

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>>15278703
>Converting to Evangelicalism
how do you even "convert" to it? just show up at a church and kiss the rabbi?

>> No.15278955

>>15278703
This is perhaps the only combo of the Chad image and some meme statement that is so ridiculous that it doesn't work. No one "converts" to evangelicalism. They convert to Christianity and fall into evangelicalism for lack of any other option. It is not a denomination that draws denominational converts. It has no appeal but God Himself, who is incidental to it.

>> No.15278966

>>15278901
that image literally isnt cuckoldry

>> No.15279128

>>15278966
>that image literally isnt cuckoldry

>> No.15279162

>>15278966
It LITERALLY is. Cuckoldry at it's core is raising other people's children

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Why yes, I do believe that Southern Evangelicals are the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church, what gave it away?

>> No.15280037

>>15278901
That's based

>> No.15280081

>evangelicals
>reading something other than (((Scofield))) or (((Reina-Valera)))

LMAO

>> No.15280088

>>15280081
Oh wait, I forgot, they also read that 1611 book comissioned by a masonic gay kang

>> No.15280609

>>15280081
>>15280088
sounds kinda based

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>>15278703
Because their religion has lost transcendence they have no sense of the divine so they're obsessed with these literalist accounts of modern wonders/marvels.
literally too brainlet to accept any mystery. God wouldn't be mysterious, god speaks clearly and directly in low-syllable words to republican american humans just like my preacher said.