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AHHHHHHH QUIT WRITING ABOUT INANE SHIT

IT'S AN INTERESTING STORY SO JUST FUCKING TELL IT. STOP TELLING ME ABOUT HOW HER SMALL BOOBS ARE STILL PERKY AND ALL THE RETARDED BEER BRANDS EVERYONE DRINKS AND HOW THEY STOOD IN THEIR LIVING ROOM AND GET BACK TO THE MAGIC GOAT GIRL AND CULT SHIT

THE PROSE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO JUSTIFY THIS MEANDERING NONSENSE. 1Q84? MORE LIKE IQ<84 YOU SLANT EYED HACK

>> No.15272581

>>15272556
How do you know whether the prose is good enough? You are reading a translation of the original.

>> No.15272586

Murakami kinda blows. He's tolerable in his shorter works but I can't imagine reading 1000 pages of him.

>> No.15272587

It's a story of human endurance and the reading experience reflects that

>> No.15272594

>>15272581
5 good boy points have been deposited to your account

>> No.15272609
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15272609

>want to read about comfy old man talking to cats
>have to slog through pseud runaway and cringe fake military reports too
JUST

>> No.15273835

>>15272609
The military reports stop after like the first 100 pages. There's only 3 or 4 of them in total.
Also I'm the complete opposite, I found Nakatas story pretty uninteresting, but really enjoyed the parts with Kafka.
>inb4 they're the same story

>> No.15273994

>>15272556
this is essentially American Psycho but totally unironic and much less interesting

>> No.15274030
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15274030

Murakami's best work also happens to be his most accessible

this book fucking rules though

>> No.15275346

but OP, don't you want to fuck a bald-headed man? Don't you want to pick up bald-headed men at the bar? Don't you want to run your hands over his bald head which is shaped in just a certain 'full-headed' way and also belittle him for trying to make conversation and take things at a reasonable pace? Don't you want to feel out the muscles on his spine as your tongue runs over the top of his bald, round head as you fantasize about being a lesbian in high school? Don't you want to tell your new friends all about your bald headed man fetish so they can spot baldies for you to dead fish fuck in a 4way hotel room orgy all the while wondering why the patrolman you spied in the alley was carrying a heckler and koch handheld semiautomatic 15-round magazine person pistol that you saw sticking out of his holster because the very MOMENT he lifted his hand to scratch his BIG FAT ROUND FUCKING BALD HEAD your nymphomaniac eyes instantly darted to get a look at the bald man's bulge in his pants when you spotted a holster and instantly shuffled newspaper headlines through your head for the next 3 FUCKING MONTHS

>> No.15275754

>>15275346
NAH I'D RATHER READ SOME MORE PAGES ABOUT WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING CARPET SHE RUNS HER TOES THROUGH AS SHE WAITS FOR THE SHOWER WATER TO HEAT UP

264 PAGES IN AND IT'S LIKE THE DUDE FORGOT THAT ONE OF HIS CHARACTERS IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE JUMPED INTO AN ALTERNATE REALITY

OH THAT LAST AOMAME CHAPTER ENDED WITH HER SEEING TWO MOONS GREAT HE FUCKING REMEMBERED MAYBE SOMETHING COOL WILL HAPPEN OOPS GUESS NOT NOW I GET READ ABOUT TANGO WONDERING WHAT FABRIC THIS SUPER TIGHT SWEATER PULLED OVER THIS HIGH SCHOOL GIRL'S TITS IS MADE OF DID I MENTION THE SWEATER MADE HER TITS OBVIOUS BECAUSE IT DID OH TANGO JUST COMMENTED ON HER TITS IN THE SWEATER NOW

GREAT STUFF MURAKAMI I DEFINITELY WANT TO READ THIS INSTEAD OF THE ACTUALLY INTERESTING CULT STUFF SHE'S INVOLVED IN

>> No.15275770

>>15275754
Are you up to the part where Tengo is metaphysically forced to fuck the underage girl yet?

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>>15275754
>WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING CARPET SHE RUNS HER TOES THROUGH

>> No.15275778

>>15273994
I liked both it and am psych

>> No.15275819

>>15275770
No don't spoil it for me. I want the fact that I've sat through all these paragraphs that detail what Marlboro cigarette he lit up while having flashbacks of a dude sucking his mother's tits to pay off

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15276390

>open any Murakami book
>read until I find the word "ear"
>stop reading

I've done with most of his books. Some I end 3 pages in. others 20. I will never indulge his fetish. ever.
Norwegian Wood tricked me because I wasn't aware of his sickness yet.

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15276402

>>15272609
>the part where he gets a handy and the girl is pretty much emotionless about it

>> No.15276416

>>15276390
Don't lie anon, we all know you secretly want an ear model GF

>> No.15276432
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>>15276416
NEVER. NO "EAR MODEL" BULLSHIT. NO HIGHLIGHTING A WOMAN ABSENTMINDEDLY TOUCHING HER EAR. NO SWEAT DROPPING DOWN THE INNER SLOPE OF HER EAR TEMPTINGLY. NOT EVER. NOPE. NOT HERE SON. TAKE IT TO JAPAN. TAKE IT TO FUCKING JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>> No.15276444

>>15276432
I bet you've never even shown a woman your ears in their unblocked state

>> No.15276448

>>15276444
>those digits
>anon somehow knows my ears are blocked
w...what's happening...?

>> No.15276682

>>15276390
You would love A Wild Sheep Chase

>> No.15276698

>>15272556
I would read pages describing appearances of humans and how their mind works. Any fiction books like that who really go into the detail about the psychological and characters?

>> No.15276720

>>15272556
Never ever read INFPS. Their tertiary Si will always bore the ever living fuck out of you.

>> No.15276721

>>15276698
In Search of Lost Time is pretty good for that. Proust goes into rather painstaking detail literally all the time.

>> No.15277389

>>15276720
He's not an INFP. Stop slandering us, it's already a terible existence believing in astrology equivalence of psychology.

>> No.15277406

>>15275770
>metaphysically forced to fuck the underage girl yet
Woah

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They did my nigga Ushikawa dirty