/lit/ - Literature

>>15274004
How to kys by Anon Anonson (2019)

>>15274004
Based results.

>>15274004
Ooooh look at me guys, I did a test. #relatable amirite? Anyone else a TOTAL PSYCHO? I mean looking back in my past and at my inability to fuck women I think I'm a total coomer zoomer schizotypal personality disorder. I mean LOOK at these lines, like wow, I'm so alienated dude. K from blade runner is LITERALLY me. How to cope with being a high-IQ schizo. W-wait jannies you can't get me: "books for this feel". Anyone else always imagine themselves performing the songs they listen to. Jesus CHRIST we're FUCKED UP. gotta browse through the DSM-V, gotta check out updates on the ICD-11 release, gotta find tests, gotta find tests, gotta fit in with the people that don't fit in. ooooo i gotta fit in to the cool schizophrenic club, gotta be cool, will I be literally Diogenes if I take enough personality tests to prove I'm depressed, thereby proving I'm a cynical bastard? Gotta test, gotta test.

>>15274111
Projecting much? I have no idea what you're onto about anon.

>>15274044
Link?

>>15274123
> https://www.personalityassessor.com/ipip300/
It's long and gets boring tho.

>>15274160
Thank you. I will complete

>>15274160
It only told me everything I know about myself. I'm an angry, lazy, anti social daydreamer

>>15274467
Nah that's what you think you are. Bet you if you had no clue about "board culture" you'd test different.

>>15274160
>That Canadian court transcript where the judge discards Peterson's big five test as unscientific trash
Kino

>>15274467
OP here, I had 93% neuroticism before, I have improved since and I think in a year I will be at 40% or lower, trying my best.

>>15274004
thats like all the worst traits combined my nigga, how tf do you even live

>>15274044
Leave this board.

>>15274511
I am hard on myself when doing these tests, I did it with my co-worker and like they went easy on themselves so they got better results. But if I wasn't as self aware I'd get similar results.

>>15274111
fresh pasta

Books?

>>15274044
>>15274004
>>15274160

Oh look at how extremely modest i am!!
also this test is like 5 min. didnt know that Big 5 had sub aspects.
first time i have heard of that

>>15274004
Whenever I start doing one of these tests I feel a sense of disgust over my own narcissism and exit the tab. I have a constant struggle about looking in mirrors for the same reason

No longer human

>>15274111
This
Mental illness is a meme and people just LARP about it instead of actually changing themselves

>>15274004
>1st lowst percentile in conscientiousness
>high neuroticism
Don't even care about the others, those two alone got you fucked for life.

>>15274004
someone please kill me

>>15275005
On the Road.

>100% openness

What does this mean?

Quiet underachieving genius here. Books for this feel?

>>15275005
basically the ideal chart

Where my openness chads at?

>>15274004
I don't think you like books that much

>>15275005
maybe Hemingway

>>15275012
Musil, Huysman, Hrabal

>>15275759
Lovecraft, Ligotti

>>15275844
Doblin, Barnes, avant-garde shit

>>15276032
Barthelme, maybe flash fiction

>>15274111
whilst i agree with the sentiment, the execution is wanting and falls into the same trappings that it is meant to satirize.

>>15274160
yikes!

>>15274111
Hey! Look at this 8values test I took.

>>15274111
Leave K out of this.

>>15274111
breddy based

>>15275844
It means you have a big, big asshole. Like, biiiiiig biiig. Really big

>>15274004
My brothers, they are using fake numbers and arbitrary attributes to define us, and break us! How sad for we men to voluntarily attach to ourselves their classifiers of dead meat. It is clear you all want something, so take it.