/lit/ - Literature

i hate this whore because i will never have sex with her

>>15266994
I'd say Q if he weren't such a dirty satanist fag

Sorry man, I already coomed all over her face.

Jesus Christ all those books and only one of them isn’t lowbrow trash

>>15266994

>>15267010
>satanist
Since when?

>>15267010
Will you?

>>15266994
i want to smell her socks

>>15267069
WE ALL WANT TO SMELL WOMEN'S SOCKS, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO FUCKING POST ABOUT IT

KEEP JEZEBELS OFF /LIT/

Make a /booktube/ general and leave us alone. Thanks.

>>15267077
Holy based

>>15267010
he strikes me as someone who cries after sex

>>15266994
i'd let her finger my butthole ngl

>>15267055
what the fuck? Is that actually Q? It's so small...

>>15267415
porn has corrupted your mind. that's an above average male penis.

Dopey face but she a cutie. Also not a book tuber but I'd wanna be in an actual relationship with Lindsay Ellis if we were in the same age group.

>stinky sex
No one.

>>15267055
wtf
but on the other hand not incredibly surprised

>>15267443
It works even better if you consume semen from other men. That's why so many artists are homosexuals.

>>15267441
>Lindsay Ellis
based

>>15267443
von Neumann, Feynman, Lord Byron, Goethe, among others, were both intelligent and sexually active. Your image is bullshit.

>>15267483
>>15267441
>BLACK GUY, WOMAN, GET IN HERE!

Long time ago I came across a really obscure booktuber who is one in a thousand, 9.8/10 beautiful. A graceful, demure brunette with big doe eyes and full lips. Has this lovely way of squinting her eyes slightly while making a point.

I had no interest in booktubers, and I've never been one to be concerned about people who aren't in my life, but for a long time I'd periodically watch her videos because of how enchanting she was, and I haven't really felt that way about anyone since.
Time has passed now and I don't watch her videos anymore, and I don't think I would have the same feeling if I did. Casual sex and heartbreak has left me numb to women. But I will never, ever show her to you fucks. And it delights me knowing how much you're missing out on. She would be all over this board. God knows what kind of shit she'd get... I don't even know if she's still active, but it still makes me happy that she'll never be exposed to this demographic.

>>15267415
its not fully erect, hes just doing that bataille thing where hes trying to be a fucking weirdo for the sake of performance art but hes not actually gay so jerking off a guy while being jerked off doesnt turn him on

>>15267597
Thank you for posting that.
I'm going to scour the entirety of youtube for all female booktubers, and I'm going to post every single one of them here with a paragraph of smut until one day your precious, pure waifu's picture appears smiling innocently back at you in the catalog, and from that moment on, there'll be nothing left for you but to watch the spark of joy slowly leave her soon to be dulled eyes, where it will be replaced with the thousand-yard stare of the sex-pest-infested inbox, until one day she disappears from youtube; stops posting for first a week, then a month, then a year, and then, gradually and then all at once you'll realise that her spirit has been broken, her self-worth has been shriveled and torn, and when that happens, I want you to remember that it was me, and you made it all possible.

>>15267424
>that's an above average male penis.
I feel bad for you clit boy.

>>15267621
Why you such a female gay? It's ED.

>>15267483
Cute. Reminds me of my brazilian ex.

I would lick her butthole, but ONLY after she washes thoroughly

>>15267819
fucking BASED

>>15267819
I don't watch her videos and I never enter these threads with the exception of today, hence my drawn-out post.
But I'm glad to have inspired some conviction in you, Anon, and I respect the Herculean task you've chosen for yourself. You are a picture of the height of humanity, and greatness awaits you regardless of what success you may find.

Go forth, noble bane-of-brunettes, do as our dead God would've wanted of us

>>15267055
Source? Also who’s Q, google’s not helping

>>15267819
kek

>>15267000

Based

>>15267841
I didn't make the statistics, pal.

>>15267984
Guy who runs The Book Club YouTube channel.
But it’s probably gonna get taken down soon so go listen to the friendo song while you still can.

>>15267505
>von Neumann
acceptable, rest are brainlets compared to Newton and other turbo virgins like Ramanujan

>>15268799
cute song. and one of my prouder faps, honestly.

>>15267464
Cucks get the best of both sexes. Jordan Murphy predicts cucks will become a powerful caste

>>15267000
>her

>>15266994
>>15267011
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>>15267069

>>15268951
Q seems to have that effect on people.

>>15266994
Why? Go away

>>15267069
WHOMST

>>15267000
I agree

>>15266994
AAH YOU ALREADY MADE THIS THREAD WITH THE SAME IMAGE AND EVERYTHING KILL YOURSELF AAH

>>15267819
>>15267925
this could become the best thriller of all time

>>15267505
Wrong, Göthe lost his virginity in his thirties.

>>15269640
When it comes to Goethe, all "facts" about his life are to be judged by the sources. Many things we know about him are manufactured by his very own marketing apparatus.

>>15267819
Devilish.

>>15267819
haha

>>15267819
tampon boy??