/lit/ - Literature

>>15263592
Ligotti (the pasty Eunuch)
Stephen King (the pinhole-nosed ghoul)
Houllebecq (the light-starved goblin)

>The extant sources agree that Socrates was profoundly ugly, resembling a satyr more than a man—and resembling not at all the statues that turned up later in ancient times and now grace Internet sites and the covers of books. He had wide-set, bulging eyes that darted sideways and enabled him, like a crab, to see not only what was straight ahead, but what was beside him as well; a flat, upturned nose with flaring nostrils; and large fleshy lips like an ass. Socrates let his hair grow long, Spartan-style (even while Athens and Sparta were at war), and went about barefoot and unwashed, carrying a stick and looking arrogant. He didn’t change his clothes but efficiently wore in the daytime what he covered himself with at night. Something was peculiar about his gait as well, sometimes described as a swagger so intimidating that enemy soldiers kept their distance. He was impervious to the effects of alcohol and cold weather, but this made him an object of suspicion to his fellow soldiers on campaign.

>>15263623
leave Socrates out of this.

>>15263652
>A foreigner passing through Athens who knew how to read faces told Socrates to his face he was a monstrum - that he contained within him every kind of foul vice and lust. And Socrates answered merely: 'You know me, sir!'

>>15263592
Houllebecq looked kinda cute in that tortured artist sort of way before he stopped giving a fuck.

>>15263676
So he was a Chad.

>>15263687
he looks like that skinny guy from those teen movies from the 00s

>>15263592
Guénon looks average, not quite ugly The French air and mustache give him a boost as well.

>>15263623
Based

>>15263687
I think he lost the will to carry on when his dog died.

>>15263615
>Ligotti (the pasty Eunuch)
There's something toad-like about him.

>>15263687
Meant to reply to >>15263615

>>15263592
The Jew Iranian fat goblin

>>15263726
Like a fish man, almost, no?

>>15263743
meh I would play around with her tits

>>15263743
She looks like she could suck your brains out through your dick

>>15263761
I'd say there's a resemblance to Jabba the Hut after a long and strenous diet.

>>15263753
I think Alberto Camus looks pretty fine.

>>15263743
she cute

>>15264950
Imagine think'n moldy ain't a hunk.

I'd love to kick Jean-Paul Sartre in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and choking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his esotropic eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

ok but who are these Chads you speak of? I can only think of Rousseau

>>15263615
We all know who is behind this post.

>>15265581
Me

>>15265546
So ugly that he’s cute, sort of like a cyclops goat

>>15263592

This is not meant as a comment of the content of his ideas (either pro or con), but I have always found John Maynard Keynes to be one of ugliest notable people in the historical record for whom we have a reliable likeness.

his face makes me mad

>>15263623
he wasn't a writer and is therefore disqualified.


pwnd

>>15267457
Wrong, he wrote poems.

>>15267463
then how come i havent heard of them


pwnd

>>15265581
Kant

>>15266775
He’s autistic

>>15269195
Then he should cut it out.

>>15263592
>>15263753
Guenon and Camus are both rather handsome, desu

>>15269210
Guenon looks microcephalic and Camus looks like the bastard child of Elon Musk and Joseph Gordon Levitt.

>>15269204
Cut what out?

>>15263623
I thought this was a parody of pic related for a second

>>15269272
Socrates a slav confirmed?

me lol

>>15263623
Greece really hasn't changed that much then.

>>15269623
socrathiccs

>>15263623
Source please, Anon - this made me giggle like a schoolgirl