/lit/ - Literature

The Two Gentlemen of Verona. Its already been done.

William was an ass. Fun you're talking about the anal. The anal cannon is loaded when a funnel is placed into an asshole, and a second whore pukes into it. After the ass is filled with puke, a cock then fucks it until the pressure is all built up. After the asshole has been fucked hard enough, the cock is pulled out and the anal cannon explodes! To top it all off, ass to mouth occurs, with both ladies licking off the fresh mix of vomit and ass for the ultimate awesome feeling of pissing in an ocean of piss.

Shakespeare's The Anal Cannon

I think it must be one of the comedies. A Midsummer Night's Dream?

>>1526041
Also existing: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski. And it's rad.

>>1526048
I could see some of the histories or the tragedies being good in an over the top, operatic kind of way. Richard III or Othello or something.

Twelfth Night

>>1526054
Eh, I fear a musical of Othello couldn't capture Iago's character too well.

>>1526054
Eh, I fear a musical of Othello couldn't capture Iago's character too well.

If memory serves well, Shakespeare once wrote a play about a funnel placed into an asshole, and this tyrannasaurs rex pukes into it. After the ass is filled with puke, this tyrannasaurs rex then fucks it until the pressure is all built up. After the asshole has been fucked hard enough, the cock is pulled out and the anal cannon explodes! To top it all off, ass to mouth occurs, with both ladies licking off the fresh mix of vomit and ass for the ultimate purple unicorn adventure. You should try this one.

>>1526174
>If memory serves well
tl;dr: It doesn't.

Hamlet

Libretto:

Bitch, you are very much confus'd
And I, I am very much amus'd
That my daddy is dead
And 'nuncles in your bed
And your vagina is mightily abused

>>1526141
Seconded. After all, if music be the food of love, play on.

THOSE ARE THE OPENING WORDS

>>1526174

all the posts like this are the last thing /lit/ needed to cement it as the best board

Julius Caesar.

BEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE THE IDES OF MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARCH

I think Romeo and Juliet would make an interesting opera. And not just some opera based on it that takes liberties with the story. An actual opera adaptation.

>>1526233
I love you. Or maybe it was it sacasm? Nevermind, I love you anyway.

>>1526240
Please tell me that this is a joke...

all of them, really.

except his comedies. Nothing ruins a good musical like humor

Macbeth
Get ouuuut damn spoooot,
i thought offing the king was a good idea
but it's clearly nooooot.

and who can forget the classic showstopping dance routine of the three witches singing
"Not of women born" (no womb for a king)

>>1527994
Is it possible that you are in fact a flaming homosexual?, as that sentance is,by far,the gayest thing I have heard anyone say in quite some time - and I work in advertising so I know gay.

Titus Andronicus.

For the lulz!

The Henry where Hal succeeds his fathers throne and kills falstaff, as well as his other-self, Hal, to become Henry. I think the whole having to choose between two identities would speak to a modern audience, and falstaff lends himself well to a musical, I think.