/lit/ - Literature

>>15259251
Kantbot is a fat fucking faggot who watches academy of ideas and thinks he knows what German idealism is

>>15259251
Bail, right-wing women are insane

>>15259251
where do horny coomer anons get so many pictures like this?

>>15259260
Conservative gfs are God's gift to mankind.

>>15259263
ive been collecting for a decade, my rares folder is pretty big and i choose a new one every time i make a thread on /lit/. just look up some insta thot on jewgle and go down the spial of related images. theres literally 6 jillion big boob whores online with nudes you can coom too, enough to turn us all on!

>>15259251
>What's the correct move here
Slide my hand right in and grab that sideboob.

>>15259285
That's a very Gassendi thing to do.

>>15259251
doing everythign within your power to remain within her proximity so that eventually she will coquettishly slap you face with her braid like the Manchu women and then immediately coom

What do supple early 20s breasts feel like?

>>15259304
way softer and squishier than I expected

>>15259251
Excuse me, your tits are falling out of your top.

>>15259278
She looks like she lets her dog sleep in her bed

>>15259251
Pull that strap down and put a titty in your mouth of course.
The key is to distract her with something else so that she forgets you’re a nietzchad.

>>15259278
Not when they’re going to sling Schelling at you.

>>15259304
Bags of sand :)~

>>15259284
i only coom to tall girls unironically, >5'7" and ideally 5'10"

>>15259278

>>15259304
Nice, I enjoy sucking on them

>>15259358
Very based, im king of the manlets at 5’11 but I love tall girls, Hope I can marry one close to the same height as me one day

>>15259304
Like fat enclosed in a bag of skin, which they are.

>>15259251
sauce

>>15259259
Yeah. He’s a pseud and a faggot, and of course he’s fat too. And ugly. I wish I could meet him in real life and beat the shit out of him.

>>15259259
>>15259769
He looks like a big fat ugly toddler.

>>15259769
I don't like Kantbot because he is a massive pseud. But I do get the impression that he's at least read some of the stuff he claims to have read. But god do I fucking hate Frog Twitter so much.

>>15259304
I can't really describe it. You can find out for yourself if you go to strip club and pay some psychology major to allow you to fondle her.

>>15259251
German romantics are absolute dogshit. You're better off w shope

>>15259260
How is reading Schelling an indicator of being right wing?

>don't read this one schizo who only makes "self-evident" mumbo jumbo propositions, read this other schizo who makes no arguments and only makes "self-evident" propositions
do continentals really do this?

a literal w*man in my personal library? I could kill you with one punch

>>15259278
Isn't that girl a white escort who lives in chinkland?

>>15259278
ryangoslingchairclatteringgoddammit.jpg

>>15259251
Proposal and marriage.

>>15259259
Kantbot is better read than 99.9% of the people who visit this board

>>15259278
By "conservative" do you mean white trailer trash alcoholic with a score of incest babies or mythical cute trad virgin farm girl in a polka dot dress?

>>15260738
They mean someone out of a Junger novel.
As for you, it is unnecessary to blacken the old world in this way. Besides, the United States are not the only state in the world.

>>15260764
>the United States are not the only state in the world
Just the only one that matters.

>>15259304
weirdly comforting to hold in your hand
am I alone in this?

>>15260771
Hey you better put on your running shoes, I hear an Israeli lobbyist needs his dick sucked

>>15260771
To Americans, certainly. Luckily, their opinion is without value.

>>15259304
put your leg in a position where it is relaxed and the thigh muscle hangs down and grab it, thats what it feels like, kinda

>>15259251
>You must be cold, here, take my jacket

>>15260776
nope, i often rest my head on my fiances chest too and she squeezes them together by tucking her arms in, she calls it a "boob hug" and i am certain there is something maternal about it that is comforting

>>15259251
Bash her in the head while she's not looking

>>15259278
>projects his fantasies onto some random hoe because he thinks she's pretty

>>15260823
I'm not sure what it is but just touching a breast is so comforting in a way I can't really get through almost anything else. Obviously not if she's a total cunt otherwise, but still.
I've even found myself totally dissatisfied if a girl has such tiny ones that you don't get that maternal comfort from touching this. Feels very shallow and selfish to say I'd consider breaking off an otherwise perfect relationship just for breasts, but there it is. Crazy how they can have such a strong effect on you.

>>15259259
>>15260730
These are not mutually exclusive

>>15259260
correct, any woman who identifies with a political position is a waste of time

>>15259278
correct

>>15260869
that's a revolutionary gf tho

>>15260869
My wife.

>>15260886
based and excellent taste

>>15259278
lmao i saw an ad this thot had when i was visiting shenzhen, real expensive too

>>15259251
Call her a faggot and go sample some prime twink ass instead.

>>15259251
slap her, tell her "don't fucking tell me what to fucking do," then rip her clothes off and rape her for a few hours before taking a shit on her chest, pissing on her, and leaving

>>15259278
>conservative
>gf
pick one and only one

>>15259304
some are saggy by early 20s. but they feel very soft

>>15260473
>Read this withered old british cuckolds completely useless and emotionally dead wordplay instead of reading some science with applications for reality and possibly even your life

>>15260557
>>15260895
>tfw can't visit chinkland

>>15261373
You're not missing out, and it's cheaper to visit your local zoo anyway

>>15261384
SHUT UP I AM MISSING OUT I AM

>>15260895
who is she

>>15261413
anastasia cibulska or something like that

>>15259251

Anybody knows who is the girlin OP's pic? I feel like she is asian, don't know exactly why.

>>15261394
Everyone says that until they actually meet the chinks

>>15261475
i have they are much more friendly and polite than your average westerner
don't have the japanese autism either

>>15259251
>>15259278
tiddies

>>15261492
lol "polite" is not a word I'd ever use to describe chinese people

>>15260869
>>15260893
I wonder what her skull looks like.

>>15261578
maybe they can't stand fags like you

>>15261587
russian-korean mongrel skull

>>15259358
What about 6 feet tall amazon gfs?

>>15260925
>this man is incredible, he’s thought about something nobody has ever thought about before, synthesising concepts in a way which sheds new light on tackling some of humanity’s most perrenial obstacles
>now how can I make this about me?

>>15261617
Analytic philosophy is about as relevant to human civilization as that guy who made the optimal city in simcity

>>15259304
Overrated, that's for sure.

>>15259251
If I wanted to pretend to be smart I wouldn't read philosophy, I'd learn how to play chess.

>>15260557
no anon, she is an epic traderino gferino, all women are demons but you can recognize the good ones because they smile a lot and have cute dimples :)

>>15259278
How does one get a pure christian gf without being christian? Is it even possible?

>>15259259
This

>>15261626
Kek, true

>>15261853
No. A Christian gf would never settle down with a degenerate atheist. They want their children to be raised with values.

>>15261853
Of course.
You just have to lie.

>>15262865
LMAO you haven't been around many Christian women.

>>15260798
>tfw I just spent the last five minutes gently caressing and kissing my thigh

>>15263168
>kissing my thigh
damn, you're pretty flexible, can you self-suck?

>>15259304
It’s bizarrre. On the one hand, rationally speaking, it just feels like skin civering fat, nothing to it that you can’t get from like squeezing your own thigh or butt. On the other, visceral maybe animal side, you just can’t stop. It’s so comforting for no actual sensory reason. Freud + Klein were right.

Who’s the girl on the pic?

>>15263250
No, small dick and I wouldn't want to.

>>15263258
it's librarian gf 3

>>15259251
fuck her right there in the stacks

>>15260893
What's with the forehead, man?

>>15259251
>first proper bait thread formatting and justifiable titty pic OP on the board in eternity
"Shut the fuck up Waiflu, I'm coof'n here."

>>15260839
>These are not mutually exclusive
The horror . . . the horror . . .

>>15259260
>Wanting spouses, and babies, and families is insane
Roommate marriages are incel dormitories of two

>>15259260
Hitler read Nietzsche and references him multiple times in Mein Kampf

>>15263385
Fucking the hot ample bosomed librarian between the shelves is the most unrealistic fantasy around. How can you have hot sexual intercourse when everyone is shushing you all the time because it's the GODDAM LIBRARY?
Banging a hot nurse in tight scrubs in the janitor's closet is much more realistic.

>>15261613
As long as u can lift her its noice

>>15259501
I too am 5’11 and my last gf was an Egyptian girl that was 5’10. Nothing wrong with wanting a tall woman to give you strong kids. In fact, it’s quite based

>>15259304
Salty milk and coins

>>15261472
It's the facial profile and the slim, feminine frame.

>>15263970
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/35673367-fine-or-punishment

>>15264123
>ywn fuck the piss out of a YA librarian in the back of her car after her shift is finished
Why even live

>>15264158
>>15263970
i-i didn't know know badly i wanted this

>>15264158
sounds uncomfortable unless she has a big sUV or something. i' too tall to fuck in a car, man i fucking hate cars so much, they're all designed for midgets, i swear.

>>15264204
In the staff room after everyone else has gone home, then. Or if it's really late and the janitor hasn't clocked in yet, on the rug used for storytime.

>>15264223
now thats more like it

>>15264223
haha yeah and she reads you to sleep after while your semen is slowly leaking out of her cunt what a weird fantasy!

>>15264266
Only if she's reading something I'm into, i.e. super masculine. She'll feel a strange sense of guilty pleasure at actually reading something really good for once.

Thanks for the recommendation sweetheart
Might I recommend you a book too? It's written by this incredible African German fellow Otto Weinigger

>>15263967
at what point? exactly zero proof retard i just ctrl f'ed every pdf translation I could find of mein kamp and the german and could not find one mention of nietzsche or "the will to power" retard

>>15259278
>0:04
Imagine fucking striking her face right there while her guard is down. Imagine inflicting so much pain to her that the thing that makes her cry is not the actual hit, but the idea of my breaking her laughter, breaking her joy, breaking her trust. That's right, pretty girl, I am not a good person. I hurt people. I ruin days. Think of all the fun we could have had had I not punched you. Continued to talk, joke, walk, have a good time through and through. You would go home happy and develop a positive sentiment towards me. You'd think of me several times per day whenever you experience something you and I both enjoy, or whenever you're generally happy. That reality is not meant to be. I have to remind you that I am not who I appear to be. All this time it was a mask and now I cast unto you my true face. Oh, you're crying?! Well then, have another. Does it hurt? What hurts you more - the punch, ruining your perfect face; or the fact that I interrupted your high levels of joy, ruining your perfect streak of happiness. This could have been a boring day, a day you would soon forget because it was like any other. Instead, you will remember this day for a very long time because of what I did to you. You will no longer associate me with good times and laughs, but with tears and pain. What sets apart a tear of joy from a tear of sorrow? Pure context of the situation. You will spill tears of sadness. You will forever be scarred if not on your smooth, beautiful, perfect little face, then inside your brain. Every time you think of me, you will remember that my penultimate intention is to hurt you. I will lure you in with nice things and finish you off with unspeakable acts that leave you in sorrow. I am sorry that I am like this. I have trouble bonding with people. It's best we part our ways now, I must not get too attached to anybody. I could hurt in worse ways. Forgive me, I am a confused man.

>>15264761
uhh... based department?

>>15264761

>>15260730
You need to have read 30 books in your entire life for that to be the case.

>>15264173
I fucking hate how the narrative of this game is going to be Alfred is a fucking nazi for keeping the peace-loving vikings out of his land.

>>15262865
Most Christian women dont date Christian men and want nothing to do with them.

>>15260830
yes

>>15263063
>>15265556
Wrong.

>>15264761
based

>>15265642
this goes out the window when you realize they probably surveyed a bunch of literal boomers. present-day christian women only care about looks because that's just how women nowadays are unless they are completely sheltered from reality. any woman who isn't sheltered is going to have a massive goddess complex and never settle for anything short of a chad because they don't have to anymore.
>Catholic women overwhelmingly use birth control, despite an official ban by the church, a new study finds.
>The study, conducted by reproductive health institute Guttmacher, finds that 98 percent of sexually active Catholic women use or have used birth control other than church-approved natural family planning.
women are shit bro, there is no such thing as a trad waifu anymore.

>>15261602
Probably why the fucks allowed their own people to travel internationally and spread the pandemic